White Snake Uh... Biography

The world is not like this, born in response to the catastrophe, disappearing after the catastrophe, all things rotate, endless life, even the catastrophe that almost penetrated the world of mortals just now, after the elimination, people still eat and sleep as usual, as usual.

It's just that the dark clouds over my security hall have finally dissipated at this moment, revealing a bright full moon, which makes people feel refreshed.

At the dining table, I watched Fa Hai, who was sweating profusely, with a relieved expression on his face, and couldn't help joking: "The eminent monk doesn't leave after finishing his official business, and he still has the cheek to eat in my security hall. Don't you worry about us The meat and meat that I eat has polluted my Buddhist heart that has been a vegetarian for many years?"

Hearing this, Fahai's face changed a little. According to his stinky and tough temper, if it was a normal dinner, he would have turned his face and left long ago. However, the chef today is Xu Xian, whose cooking skills are astonishing. The monk thought for a long time, but finally it was Sitting there with white and red face, not saying a word.

"Beat the monk after reading the scriptures." Although Da Qing didn't have a good impression of Fa Hai, he said coldly with great displeasure, picked up a bowl of eight-treasure porridge, and left the awkward dining table.

Seeing that the dinner was about to break up before the dinner, Xu Xian hurriedly stood up and took care of things, "Today I cook all vegetarian dishes, you...don't worry, master, I... I also have a vegetarian Buddha jumping over the wall on the stove, you can eat it first , I'll bring it."

The moment Xu Xian got up, Fa Hai picked up the chopsticks, and after chanting the Buddha's name, he ignored me and started to eat.

I was too lazy to make fun of myself, so I moved my fingers and raised the bamboo chopsticks in my hand——

Lily tofu, dry stir-fried green beans, eight pieces of thatched cottage, white jade arhat... Xu Xian really didn't cook a meat dish, if he had known, he wouldn't have told him that Fa Hai was coming.

Lightly tap the chopsticks, I picked up a piece of blue silk from the white jade arhat, and put it in my mouth, I couldn't help but clenched it tightly with my empty left hand, God damn Xu Xian, shredded radish can make it as delicious as stalactite, and the mouth is refreshing Crisp and smooth, the refreshing coolness falls from the tip of the tongue to the abdomen, and the sweet vinegar from Qiantang justly elevates the taste to a mysterious level. I glanced at the monk who was eating non-stop, and the bamboo chopsticks in my hand accelerated - I must not eat better than him few!

Like wind and clouds, when Xu Xian came back with the Buddha jumping over the wall, the food on the table had been cleared away. Xu Xian seemed to be used to it, put away some of the dishes on the table, and then opened the urn and stewed it for a long time since he just caught the monster Buddha jumps over the wall.

It would be an exaggeration to say that the scent of this urn rushed directly to Xiaohan, but the moment the urn was uncovered, I could clearly see that Fa Hai, who had always been calm, couldn't help swallowing several mouthfuls of saliva. Even the closed door couldn't shut the ups and downs of delicious food. Before Fahai and I even picked up our chopsticks, the door of the dining hall opened.

"I'm really sorry, it's really delicious, so I asked Qing'er to help me to beg for a bite of food." A handsome young man outside the door smiled as warmly as jade, and said to the room in a neither humble nor arrogant tone. Holding on, the two stood side by side outside the canteen door.

Although he said "beg for food" in his mouth, the young man's expression carried a bit of uncontrollable pride. In this world, only the carefree life that was piled up with money from the urine can bring out this no matter when and where. This Mr. Li... Although he is modest and reasonable, but for some reason, I always feel a little disgusted in my heart when I see his speech posture.

"It's okay, it's just an extra set of bowls and chopsticks. Since you are Daqing's friend, then he is my friend. Come and sit down." The big-hearted Xu Xian didn't care at all, and he didn't care where the stranger came from. Yes, he turned around and rushed to the kitchen, looking for dishes and chopsticks.

He was no longer infested with evil spirits, so why didn't he send him away quickly, and let Xu Xian see him, and he had to wait for another explanation--I gave Daqing a wink, and frowned in question.

Daqing was clever, he didn't dump me, he just helped the blind Mr. Li to sit opposite me, wiped the eight-treasure rice grains around Mr. Li's mouth with a handkerchief, and then gently cleaned Mr. Li's hands .

It turned out that just now Daqing left the table early in order to feed Mr. Li with eight-treasure porridge, and Mr. Li called Daqing "Qing'er" in his mouth, and he spoke intimately. The two of them did not seem to have met recently. What's the trick.

After eating the delicious Buddha jumping over the wall, seeing off the arrogant monk Fahai, and putting Xu Xian to sleep, in the middle of the night, I jumped on the roof, looked at the bright and flawless moon, and then flew out of the security hall.

Qiantang in the middle of the night, the remaining smells from all sides during the day gradually faded as the dew deepened, but the cold atmosphere in the air that once carried evil spirits became clearer in the night, even after more than ten days However, the myriad of evil spirits that Mr. Li had just brought here were still clearly audible. I followed that icy breath and walked forward step by step, and the walking became more and more lively.

It was already late at night, and most of the residents of Qiantang had already fallen asleep, but only this street, a section of alley, was still full of lights and bustling. I looked up and found that I just followed the evil spirit with my head down. Step into this famous Hualiu Lane in Qiantang.

As a woman, it is really inconvenient to go to sensual places, but my mother has 700 years of cultivation, so it is so difficult to become a little XX, hiding in the dark, chanting formulas silently, three or two times, Then I became a handsome young man, and following the smell, I walked straight into a rather large brothel.

"Fengyue Tower", although the name is vulgar, but the business inside is indeed in an endless stream. As soon as you enter the door, there is a tortoise with a cheap smile to greet you—Mr. Li, you have not been here for half a month, Xiaocui, Yanhong Myolie and Myolie and the others often talk about you.

I don't have a mirror either, so the male body I transformed into in a hurry turned out to be the appearance of Mr. Li who I have seen a lot these days, but this is also good, just to help Daqing find out the details of Mr. Li, I know Clearing his throat, he lowered his voice and said: "Fifteen days ago, I left behind a purse of a drunk mandarin duck in Liuchi. Although the money in the purse was not worth a dime, the purse was a gift from my beloved woman. Only on the night when I got drunk in Fengyue Tower and was carried out by my father and others, could I leave this precious thing behind. If you found it and kept it in your bosom, tell me quickly, or I will sue the county government, but There are good fruits for you to eat!"

"Oh, my ancestor, don't be joking." Mr. Gui seemed frightened by my sudden reprimand, and didn't dare to speak up for a while, but the pink-faced old bustard came over with a handkerchief and grabbed me. He didn't let go of his hand, and cried while weeping: "Fifteen days ago, you were so drunk...Little ancestor, you had a sudden illness!"

I was nauseated by the sudden sticky touch from my hands, thinking that this old bustard actually has the same temperament as Li Yuanwai, grabbing hands whenever he sees people, regardless of whether they like it or not.

Seeing my ugly face, the old bustard weighed his mind, wiped away his tears and said again: "That night, you and Tweety were in love, but who would have thought that there would be a strong wind in Fengyue Tower, and the door of Tweety's jasper room would suddenly open, The doors and windows were shattered, and then you spit silver foam at the mouth and smoked on the ground. Thanks to your clever mother Guo, I immediately sent someone to call Mr. Li Yuanwai, and told your father to send you to the No. 1 hospital in Qiantang. ——Dr. Xu Xian's medical treatment at the security hall, after you were carried away, I was worried every day, if it wasn't for your father telling me not to make this matter public, I would have wanted to visit the door in person a long time ago."

I have to say, this old bustard's acting skills are really good, there are big teardrops, and there is no end to it. If I don't put on a smile to show my understanding, I guess her nose bubbles can wipe me all over. After walking out of Fengyue Tower, I became even more skeptical, what kind of powerful person this Mr. Li's romantic debt has offended, could actually give birth to three evil spirits that even I find troublesome.

When I got back to the security hall, I landed directly outside Daqing's house. I opened the door and entered the house to ask Daqing for clarification, but unexpectedly Daqing's boudoir was empty, not even a soul.

Could it be that Daqing disregarded his daughter's family's reserve and met Mr. Li at night?I thought about Daqing's solid figure, and thought there was nothing to be surprised about. I debated the direction in the dark night, and walked to the guest room where Mr. Li was.

"Qing'er, if it wasn't for your careful care these days, I'm afraid I would have died long ago." Before I approached, I heard Mr. Li's gentle and modest voice coming from the back window, I listened to the footsteps, Prepare to take a look at the situation before making further plans.

Inside the window curtain, Da Qing was sitting shyly by Mr. Li's bedside, regardless of Mr. Li's only wearing obscene clothes, the two talked at night by candle without avoiding suspicion.

"Li Lang, since you and I have already decided to live forever, why do you need to talk about this fate?" Daqing's tone was completely different from the past. I'm afraid I haven't heard this gentle and tender voice for hundreds of years. It sounds a bit disgusting to match Daqing's current appearance.

"Qing'er, I am grateful to you from the bottom of my heart, not only did you never dislike me, but you were also infatuated with me, and you never left me when my life was dying. I, Li, am really grateful. I can't repay your affection." Mr. Li's tone was sincere and his expression was serious, but when he heard it through the window, it sounded inexplicably disgusting.

"Li Lang, I don't want your reward, I just want you to treat me sincerely, that's enough."

"I, Li, swear that no matter what situation I am in this life, I will only treat Qing'er well, and I only want to be with Qing'er until the end of my life. If Li lives up to this oath, I would rather be beaten by God..."

"No! Li Lang, I don't allow you to curse yourself like this."

When I was listening outside the window and was about to throw up, I finally couldn't help but prepare to run away, touched the goosebumps all over my body, and decided that no matter what happened, I would wait until tomorrow to recover from this disgusting feeling Putting it another way, it's just that when he was about to get out of the way, he suddenly felt a burst of murderous intent.

"Li Lang, are you really the same no matter what happens to me?" Xiao Qing's voice sounded again, asking expectantly.

"Silly Qing'er, do you still remember the promise I made to you? That night when you and I met, I promised you. If I fail you, well, I will voluntarily cut off my fingers and make amends to you once. Just cut off one finger, and if I owe too much, I will dismember my whole body and give it to you to make amends." Mr. Li's voice changed from being serious to joking, the excessiveness is very natural, I really have The urge to rush into the house immediately and show Daqing the playboy's true colors, but after the incident 500 years ago, Daqing's heart was as cold as ice, if lying to her at this time can make her happy, then ... Well, just lie to me.

"Really, it will be bloody, and it will scare people to death." Daqing's voice was also full of smiles,

"Oh, bad Qing'er, I didn't expect you to be so naughty."

My old lady swears, when this murderous intent disappears, I must take a good hot bath to soothe my tormented goosebumps. No matter which friend you are, if you want to kill, please hurry up!

"Li Lang, in fact, I can heal your eyes and make you see again." When Daqing's voice sounded again, he was full of smiles, and his attitude must have been extremely serious, as if he would not tolerate teasing.

"Okay, okay, if Qing'er can cure my congenital eye disease brought by my mother's womb, I will marry you immediately when I can see Qing'er with my own eyes." Mr. Li's smile did not fade away, thinking about it It's because Daqing doesn't have this ability.

I have also checked Mr. Li's eyes. Although it is a congenital malignant disease, it is not impossible to cure it. It is just that it takes too much mana to repair people's congenital defects, and it is too expensive. It is really unnecessary To spend so much effort for this disgusting playboy.

I didn't have time to rush into the house to stop Daqing, but Daqing took his hands from Mr. Li's eyes with lightning speed.

"Hiss—" It seemed that he was stabbed by a light that he had never seen before, and Mr. Li sighed involuntarily before he could react. After blinking in disbelief, Mr. Li was surprised to find out what Daqing said. Not empty.

My own eyes, which have been blind for nearly 20 years, will really see the day again.

"Monster...youkai!" Suddenly there was a terrified roar in the room, and the murderous aura became even more murderous for a while, "Help! Help!!"

I was afraid that something might happen to Daqing, so I didn't care about hiding anymore, so I broke in through the door.

"Help... help me! You monster!" Seeing me coming, Mr. Li seemed to see a savior. He pointed at Daqing beside him in horror, and quickly fell off the bed, not caring about standing up. Come up to me from the ground.

A familiar chilling aura suddenly emerged, carrying a murderous aura that made the small guest room even more chilly. The source of the evil spirit that almost pierced through the world of mortals during the day - turned out to be Da Qing!

"Daqing! Your practice for nearly a thousand years should not be wasted just because of these mere rotten people!" I looked at Daqing, who was full of murderous intent, with a sad face, and kicked Mr. Li who was crawling in front of me, and said warning.

I planned to rush forward to stop Daqing, but unexpectedly, the sinister aura was so strong that even I couldn't get close, "Daqing! Don't forget! There is another person waiting for you in the Ziwei Cave of Emei Mountain." Go save them, if you kill someone now, all your previous efforts will be wasted!"

Daqing didn't say a word, but approached Mr. Li step by step who was so frightened that he was lying on the ground. When he walked in front of Mr. Li, Daqing sneered and said, "Li Lang, don't forget, If you blame me, you will tear yourself into pieces."

Mr. Li on the ground heard the words, and the cowardly man who was already scared out of his wits was even more useless. Before he could open his mouth, filth seeped from between his legs. When he opened his mouth, his upper teeth kept touching his lower teeth. Trembling, I don't know what to say.

The slick tongue and rhetoric just now were all thrown into a puddle of filth at this moment.

"Tweety—did you ever think of your own oath when you and her were in love with each other!" Daqing's tone was already extremely stern, but the sneer on his face never retreated. Stop it, let alone give birth to three evil spirits that almost penetrate the world of mortals in the daytime, just such a brutal murderous aura, if it is put into action, Daqing will probably get out of the demon path and fall into the devil path from now on!

At this time, Fahai's footsteps are probably three hundred miles away. In this world, apart from Daqing and Fahai, I only know Xu Xian who is useless except for cooking. At this moment, I am alone. What should I do!

"You... still remember, when you and I... made the first covenant...." Mr. Li, who was lying on the ground, regained his sanity slightly at this time, and tremblingly said, "You... ...Speaking...speaking...does it count..."

Daqing's murderous aura suddenly became less, and the sneer on his face also subsided. Mr. Li stretched out his right hand tremblingly on the ground, and opened his palm. There was a faint tooth mark at the base of the little finger of the palm, but the tooth The traces are shallow, but at this moment, things are different.

Daqing was a little dazed looking at the tooth marks, and without waiting for Daqing's reaction, Mr. Li suddenly put his hand into his mouth, bit hard, bit off his little finger from the base, and swallowed it into his stomach.

A sickening smell of blood instantly spread in the air, but Xiaoqing's murderous aura disappeared along with the strong smell of blood.

The evil spirit was completely lost, the sneer was condensed, and the people went to the empty house, and overnight.

In the early hours of the morning, Daqing and I lay down and slept together, as if we had returned to the night when we were hiding in Mount Emei, when two snakes entangled each other and slept in each other's arms.

"Daqing, don't you regret it?" I knew she was still awake, so I asked after being silent for a long time.

"What are you regretting?" Daqing's tone was as calm and composed as ever.

"A lot of things." I thought about the past, and thought about tonight, and sighed.

"I chose the path myself, so why regret it." Da Qing was like this, when he was not in the middle of the game, he was the wisest fairy in the world, speaking of answers that I couldn't understand but needed to understand.

"The little thumb, what's going on?" I was really curious in my heart, and I was really confused about the little thumb who had averted a catastrophe invisibly. That Mr. Li has been washed away by my magic power. He will never remember the matter of Daqing until he is reincarnated, and Daqing is probably the only one who knows the answer in this world.

It's just that the person who knew the answer made me wait for a long time without answering.

I was bored, so I could only ask another question: "You and Fa Hai, how did you let that stingy ghost of Zhuyin open the Youquan of Demon Path?"

"Uh." Daqing responded quite quickly this time, "I was going to use money to buy Zhuyin, but Zhuyin said that Youquan is a sacred object of the magic way, and you can't just open it. Then monk Fahai came, and he said ..."

I heard Xiaoqing stop and asked, "What did Fa Hai say?"

"He said——if you don't open the Youquan, you have to urinate at the opening of the Youquan, and you have to pull... what. Zhuyin was afraid that the devil would find it difficult to explain, and that he couldn't beat Fahai, so he just Can open the fountain..."

......... This arrogant monk, thanks to him, can figure it out, and even said that he is an eminent monk who roams the sea!

I was amused for a while, and I didn't know how to answer the conversation.

"Sister, he said that if he betrayed me in this life, he would cut himself into pieces. But when I heard him talking about betraying me, I could only bite his little finger cruelly, and told him that if he betrayed me, I would kill him myself." He bit off his little finger, but even biting him... I didn't have the heart to use force."

Tooth marks are deep and shallow, and everything is wrong...

I was silent for a long time, and when the sky was getting dark, I still didn't know how to comfort Daqing.

People, how could everyone be like Xu Xian?

I hesitated a lot, and finally mustered up the courage to tell Daqing about the past, but unexpectedly there was a cry.

She fell asleep.

The author has something to say: Zongzi is delicious only if it is made of meat~