[Comprehensive Hong Kong Zombie] Zombies are coming

The next day, Hu Yaoqing got up early, because Aunt Cane said that today she would take her to see the old master Yang from yesterday.

After breakfast, the two set off by bicycle. On the way, Hu Yaoqing asked, "Master, how did you decide to 'treat' this time?"

"In our line of work, guess what makes the most money?" Aunt Cane said.

"How?" Hu Yaoqing said uncertainly.

"Wrong, helping people remove corpses is the most profitable way to make money. I used to be alone because I didn't want to run away. Now that I have an apprentice, I can make good money now." Aunt Cane said with a smile.

"..." Hu Yaoqing felt that it was better for her not to express any opinions.

The corpse was temporarily stored in Yizhuang, and Master Yang was also waiting in Yizhuang. Hu Yaoqing and Aunt Cane set off directly towards Yizhuang. When they reached the gate of Yizhuang, Wen Cai was already waiting at the door.

"Hello Aunt Cane." Wen Cai greeted Aunt Cane obediently.

"Where's your master?" Aunt Cane asked brightly.

"I'm chatting with that old master Yang in the front hall." Wen Cai replied honestly.

"Yaoqing, let's go, let's go to the front hall." Cane Gu walked towards the front hall with big strides, and Hu Yaoqing quickly followed.

Walking to the front hall, I saw Uncle Jiu and Master Yang sitting together drinking tea and chatting. After seeing Aunt Cane coming, Master Yang quickly stood up to greet Aunt Cane: "Master Cane Gu, you are finally here. Second time to trouble you."

"Master Yang, you don't have to be so polite." Aunt Cane and Master Yang exchanged pleasantries for a while, and then both sat down, and Hu Yaoqing and Wen Cai stood behind Aunt Cane and Uncle Jiu respectively.

After sitting down, the two sides began to discuss the exorcism of the corpse.

"Master Cane Gu, the deceased is my uncle named Yang Kangyong. He was born on the ninth day of the first lunar month in the first year of Anyuan and died on the eighth day of the first lunar month. Because he left in the middle of the night, I don't know the exact time." Master Yang said.

After hearing this, Aunt Cane counted with her fingers and said, "The day after tomorrow is a good time to go on the road. We will go on the road the day after tomorrow. You should burn more ingot candles for your uncle in these two days."

"Okay, okay." Master Yang nodded in agreement.

After talking about some specific matters, Master Yang left. As soon as Master Yang left, Aunt Cane returned to her original form and rushed towards Uncle Jiu: "Honey, do you miss me?"

Unable to dodge in time, Uncle Cane was immediately caught by Aunt Cane. Uncle Jiu desperately resisted Aunt Cane's fumbling hands and said, "The apprentices are still here, pay attention."

"Huh?" Aunt Cane turned her head and glanced at Hu Yaoqing and Wen Cai.

"Oh, I haven't fed my chicken yet." Wen Cai patted his forehead and said as if he suddenly remembered, and then he left.

"I'll go help Wencai." Hu Yaoqing also understood Shangyi and followed Wencai away.

"Hey, you two..." Uncle Jiu wanted to call them immediately, but was suppressed by Aunt Cane, and Hu Yaoqing and Wen Cai fled out in a hurry. If they disturb other people's relationship, they will be kicked by the horse.

After escaping from the front hall, Hu Yaoqing and Wen Cai looked at each other, and both of them showed a wretched smile.

"Wen Cai, where's Qiu Sheng?" Hu Yaoqing looked around and asked.

"He's going to pick up his aunt today, so he won't be able to come with Master on leave," Wen Cai said.

"Wen Cai, I have something to ask you." Hu Yaoqing said.

"Ask? Tell me."

"Have you ever chased corpses with Uncle Jiu before? To be honest, it was the first time I went to chase corpses with Master, and I didn't know what to do." Hu Yaoqing said.

"You're asking the right person. I've traveled all over the world with my master since I was a child, and I've overtaken hundreds of zombies." Wen Cai said proudly.

Then why are you still as timid as me... Hu Yaoqing silently swallowed this question, and then asked: "Then please teach me, what should I pay attention to."

"Yaoqing, how is your sense of direction?" Wen Cai asked.

"It's okay." After thinking about it, Hu Yaoqing said, she thinks her sense of direction is pretty good, at least she can figure out the north, south, east, south, and north, and she can remember the way wherever she goes. Every time she goes out to play with her friends, she always finds the way.

Then, Wen Cai began to explain in detail to Hu Yaoqing the things that need to be paid attention to when expelling the corpse.

Most of the corpses are on the road at night, one is because the sunlight during the day has a great impact on the dead, and the other is because the corpses will scare the living if they encounter living people during the day.

Since it’s night driving, the sense of direction must be good, because unlike during the day when the sun is shining, you can see the surrounding things clearly. When driving at night, there is usually only a small oil lamp to illuminate the road, and all eyes see darkness , At this time, it is up to you to recognize your own way.

You say there are stars, you can look at them, but this is not necessarily reliable.What if it rains one night and there are no stars, or the woods you are walking in are so lush that you can't even see the stars?So it's best to rely on yourself and Simon.

Wen Cai also said that the roads to drive the corpses are all specific, those roads were figured out by the senior priests, and the younger generations have been walking along the roads they opened.

Most of the roads taken by the corpse hunters are barren mountains and wild places with few people. This is also to avoid strangers, and these places are full of wild animals. When walking at night, one should be careful that wild animals will steal the corpse away.

Beasts are on the one hand, and some ghosts will come to steal corpses. This is the most important thing to pay attention to, because these ghosts may use ghosts to hit the wall, and it will be troublesome if they can't get out.

Hearing these precautions, Hu Yaoqing's head grew bigger. She was a little bit looking forward to expelling the corpse at first, but now her anticipation is half gone.

Two days later in the evening, when Hu Yaoqing saw Master Yang with a new corpse on the road, she broke down...

Aunt Cane also collapsed, she twitched the corner of her mouth and said, "When I come back, I must ask this family to give me more money."

Why did the two react in such a way?Let's look at Mr. Yang, the new corpse. He looks like a ball from the front, and he is also a ball from the side. No matter which angle you look at, he is extremely round.

That's right, Mr. Yang is a fat man with a height of six feet and a weight of nearly two hundred catties. Looking at his body shape, he was a rich man before his death. Poor people really can't get so fat in this day and age.

Moreover, the shroud worn by Master Yang must have been prepared a long time ago. At that time, Master Yang might have been a little thinner than now. This shroud stretched Master Yang out of his swimming circle layer by layer.

All in all, Master Yang is a chubby, fat zombie.

"Light the seven-star lantern, let's go on the road." Aunt Cane said weakly.

Hu Yaoqing quickly lit the lamp, burned a few more paper talismans, threw the paper money and shouted: "The gods go on the road, strangers avoid it." After that, they took the fat zombie on the road.

Boom!

Boom!

Boom!

Hu Yao looked at the residents of Renjia Town who were sticking their heads out to watch on both sides of the street with twitchy eyes, and felt that the whole person was a little unwell.

Because Mr. Yang is too big, every time he jumps high and lands heavily, he will make a lot of noise.And because he just died not long ago, although he has undergone special treatment, the flesh on his body is a bit soft. Every time he jumps up, the fat all over his body will fly up and down...

Hu Yaoqing looked at this fat zombie, she couldn't bear to look directly at it, she really wanted to cover her face.

While walking, Hu Yaoqing thought why Wencai didn't remind her of Mr. Yang's body shape, which also made her mentally prepared.

What she didn't know was that Wencai and Uncle Jiu had been chasing corpses for so many years, and they didn't meet too many fat old men who were full of food, and he almost didn't feel it.

"Immortals go on the road, strangers stay away!" Hu Yaoqing yelled and prayed to get out of Renjia Town as soon as possible, because there were more and more people onlookers.

Isn't it evening now, don't you all need to go back to dinner, go back to dinner, you guys!Hu Yaoqing cried out weakly in his heart.

The fat man is fat, short-legged, and bulky, and every step he jumps is very small. Hu Yaoqing and Cane Gu danced with this fat zombie for a long time before jumping out of Renjia Town.

When I completely jumped out of Renjia Town, it was almost dark. Cane Gu said to Hu Yaoqing: "Yaoqing, it's getting dark, and you have to be more careful next time. After walking for two hours, there will be a mountain temple. Let's go there. Rest then."

"Okay, Master."

After spending a lot of trouble jumping out of the forest outside Renjia Town, they entered the mountain, and the situation that followed was even more powerless.

Because of the rain in the past two days, not to mention the slippery mountain road, the ground is still soft. In this case, the fat zombie got stuck in the mud after jumping a few times...

Looking at the fat zombie whose feet were stuck in the mud and jumped desperately but couldn't get out, Hu Yaoqing felt that she was about to kneel to him.

This fat zombie is too troublesome. When he just entered the forest, he danced vigorously, almost trampling the saplings on his way.

Well now, he was directly stuck in the mud, Hu Yaoqing suddenly felt that the road ahead was long, and with this fat zombie, the road ahead was extremely dark.

"Don't stand there stupidly, pull him out." Aunt Cane said helplessly to Hu Yaoqing.

"Okay..." Hu Yaoqing said with the corners of his mouth twitching.

The two walked over, grabbed the fat old man's arms, pulled the zombie up with all his strength, and finally pulled the fat old man out.

Hu Yaoqing breathed weakly against the tree, she felt that her hand was about to break.

"Come on, he jumped ahead." Aunt Cane said panting.

"Okay..." Hu Yaoqing replied softly.

The two slumped their shoulders and caught up with the earth-shattering Master Yang jumping in front of them. Master Yang jumped so loudly that every time he jumped over a place, countless birds would chirp and crickets would startle, and the hares would run around in fright. , he also made the animals in this mountain terribly uncomfortable.

"Master, is Master Yang's hometown, Hua'an Town, far away?" Hu Yaoqing asked feebly.

"If we walk on the mountain road, it will take about eight days." Aunt Cane replied listlessly.

"..." Hu Yaoqing.

eight days!It's only been a long time and she can't take it anymore, eight days!How broken!Is there any way to make this fat zombie lose weight... It's impossible, he didn't do it in his lifetime, and it's even more impossible after his death.

The more she thought about it, the more powerless Hu Yaoqing felt. It was the first time she ran into such a tricky situation, and she really felt a lot of pressure.

Hu Yaoqing looked towards the source of her stress, at this look, her head grew bigger again, the fat zombie didn't move again, he was stuck again!

Hu Yaoqing and Aunt Cane looked at each other, both of them could see bitterness in their eyes, come on, it's useless to look again, we still have to go up to save that fat zombie.

This is a pitiful road to drive corpses!What's even worse is the round zombie in front of him!