[Comprehensive] The winner of life

"I was joking with you." Lin Sheng winked at Legolas, and Legolas was in a mess.

Long Lake Town was quickly rebuilt, which attracted Thranduil's attention, especially after the mysterious wizard Erica appeared, especially after she was a rich wizard—the rewards from Lin Sheng were her duty. It was taken into the treasury by Thranduil.

Legolas never told Thranduil about Lin Sheng's entry into the dwarf palace. I believe no one in Middle-earth would believe such a thing.

Gandalf, far away in the Shire, has been haunted by Smaug, who he believes owes no allegiance to anyone, but if he joins his enemies, they will use the dragon to dire consequences.So Gandalf is going to gather the dwarves such as Thorin, the grandson of Thor, and Bilbo Baggins, a 'natural snitch' Hobbit, to form a team of 15 people to carry out an epic task - to recover The Lonely Mountain and the lost kingdom of the dwarves of Elbor.

They are already on their way.

By the time Lin Sheng discovered this group of people, it was already a year later - there was a partridge outside the hidden door, a domestic bird raised by the dwarves.

After Chacha's introduction, Smaug continued to add fuel and vinegar: "I knew those stinky dwarves would come back one day. They are a bunch of greedy ghosts!"

Lin Sheng: "...Don't say it as if you are very qualified to criticize them."

"Hmph! I don't stink now. If you don't believe me, smell it." Smaug opened his mouth wide, showing his sharp teeth.Lin Sheng pushed it away, "Do you know how cold the lake is now, Smaug?"

"Okay." Smaug closed his mouth in dismay.

Lin Sheng looked down at the partridge that came as a pioneer, "Tell me what you know about the dwarves."

Partridges will not easily yield to humans.

"Maybe we can eat roasted partridges." Lin Sheng suggested to Smaug, and Smaug hated it very much. "It's not enough for me to stick between my teeth. I'll burn it to death with a little spark."

"Really, after training for so long, can't you control your flame well?"

Smaug's eyes widened: "Then you can't have a good time at all, okay?"

"However, if you think about it, you can do so many tricks. If you encounter enemies, they will definitely be terrified. At that time, they will surrender at your feet and call out King Smaug."

"What you said is very reasonable. The darkness will invade the whole of Middle-earth one day." As a giant dragon, Smaug really knows a lot. At first, he tried to hide it from Lin Sheng. Lin Sheng was really unwilling.Later, he was really attacked by Lin Sheng's big stick, sweet dates, and sugar-coated shells, and Lin Sheng said everything after a little bit of a routine.

"At that time is your chance to shine. Just think about it. At that time, the whole of Middle-earth will tremble under your prestige. Wow, I can't wait to see such a scene." Lin Sheng remained expressionless The partridge, forgotten by both of them, shuddered at the words that stirred Smaug's heart.

Chacha kicked it, "I advise you to be more sensible and recruit whatever you have, otherwise, you will be light on braised sauce. See, the dragon Smaug, its teeth are really sharp, and its claws are really sharp." Big!"

The partridge couldn't bear it and fainted.

Cha Cha kicked it again: "Cowardless idiot!"

"We don't have to rely on it to know, someone will help us find the dwarves." Lin Sheng looked at the Mirkwood, and soon there were flying butterflies in the dense forest to convey the message, and thirteen dwarves had already entered in the west of the Mirkwood. Ghost jungle, accompanied by a hobbit.In addition, Gandalf, the gray robe wizard, separated from them before entering Mirkwood.

"Fourteen people?" Lin Sheng smacked the number, and she asked Smaug, "Where are the rest of the dwarves? Have you eaten them all?"

"I don't know how to eat dwarves. They smell so bad that dragons don't like it. At that time, they took advantage of the reputation of the tyrant Smaug. Before I got burned, they ran away like a shit." Smaug said triumphantly.

"really?"

"Of course it is true!" Smaug defended his majesty, sprayed a few sparks, and burned the fainted partridge to death.

Cha Cha put an afterthought on Lin Sheng's shoulder: "I knew this before, so why bother. Erica, don't feel sorry. I heard that partridge meat is hard to chew."

Lin Sheng: "Oh."

Over there, Sorin and his party got dizzy in the dark dense forest, and encountered big spiders in the maple forest.The big spiders wrapped them all up with webs, and the hobbit Baggins put on the Lord of the Rings, so the big spiders couldn't see him, and he vaguely heard the spiders talking to each other.

"It's them, they want to take back the lonely mountain, how courageous they are!"

"Or we'll just eat them and save e from worrying."

"Dwarves? I don't want to eat them. I heard they stink and have beards all over their bodies!"

"Hang them to death and use them as fertilizer."

Fortunately, the elves appeared at the last moment, and to a certain extent, the dwarves were rescued-the wood elves and the dwarves were feuding, and they caught them and locked them in the dungeon.

Legolas looked at the strange eyes of these dwarves. They must not know that there is not only a dragon in their lair, but also a wizard who can command dragons, right?

This year is enough for Legolas to recall, and he silently buried this matter in his heart, but it seems that this secret will not be kept for long.Thinking of this, Legolas was already worried.

The hobbit relied on the Lord of the Rings to hide himself, found the key to the dungeon, released all the dwarves, put them in wooden barrels and pushed them down, just below the turbulent Jungle River.

While they were struggling downstream in the dense forest river relying on wooden barrels, they were hunted down by orcs at the same time, and the wood elves who caught up later also joined the battle.

During the period, the wood elves captured a half-orc alive, and Legolas let Tauriel live, and more half-orcs went to hunt down the dwarves.Legolas paused. He believed that Erica would definitely get rid of them. The place where the dwarves went down the river was Long Lake.

However, during that time the dwarves and hobbits were lucky enough to escape the orcs, but unfortunately Kili's leg was wounded by an arrow from the orcs, and it was even more unfortunate that they had no weapons, food or supplies.

But even more fortunately, they met a ferryman who was going to Changhu Town by coincidence.

The dwarves and hobbits, who had no idea that their whereabouts were being monitored, boarded the ferryman's boat.Poor dwarves and hobbits, after a hard fight with goblins, they have to fight a school of dead fish.

The eager dwarves entered Long Lake Town and found nothing amiss at all.The ferryman's family also entertained them very warmly. The dwarves and hobbits who hadn't had a full meal for a long time were really hungry and gorged themselves.

None of the Orcs who had followed them into the bounds of the Long Lake escaped, the leader of the band was taken, and the others were burned to ashes by Smaug.

Lin Sheng directly took Legilimency, and the poor orc's brain was not very strong, so he died immediately.

"Huh?" Lin Sheng raised his eyebrows and said to Smaug, "I didn't expect so many people to miss you. Smaug, who is famous all over the world, I'm so proud of you."

Smaug directly took Lin Sheng's words as a compliment. It raised its head high and was about to spread its wings. Lin Sheng reminded: "Don't break my crystal lamp."

Smaug's wings that were about to spread closed immediately. The crystal lamp is Lin Sheng's heart, but Smaug likes it better. It's shiny, shiny, and it's so big. How can Smaug not like it? It's not willing to break it said.

"Ah, it makes me very unhappy that so many people want my house." The dwarves and hobbits came first.

With the full support of the people of Changhu Town, the dwarves and hobbits set off to the lonely mountain very quickly, not paying any attention to the expressions of the townspeople of Changhu Town who watched them off as they sent off the martyrs.

The dwarves had a map and key to find the hidden door, and the sharp-eyed hobbit found the ladder to the hidden door.The excited dwarves rushed forward, and Bilbo Baggins felt more and more wrong as he walked. How could he feel that the statue they walked was a giant dragon-how could the dwarves carve their enemies on their mountains?

When they got to the platform, Bilbo Baggins took a closer look, and it turned out to be a giant dragon. He wanted to ask a dwarf to find out, but the dwarves were all looking for the keyhole of the hidden door, and no one paid any attention to the hobbit. .

The dwarves beat on the stone walls, and even tried to break them with axes, but the sun was almost setting, and they had not found the keyhole yet.Sadness began to spread among them, and Thorin couldn't figure it out. "What have we missed? What have we missed?"

At this moment, a door on the stone wall behind Thorin opened from inside, "What are the dwarves doing outside my house?"

At last Bilbo Baggins had a chance to speak: "I've been meaning to ask you, what happened to this statue of a dragon?"

The dwarves looked at the humans who came out of it, and they were all stunned.

Sorin was the first to react. He yelled at Lin Sheng: "What nonsense are you talking about? This is the kingdom of our dwarves, our home!"

The other dwarves also reacted, and they all came up to talk, and even raised their axes.

"It's all petrified."

The rude, uninvited dwarves could only stare.

"Oh?" Lin Sheng's attention suddenly fell on the unique hobbit, "John?"

Bilbo Baggins rolled his eyes; he could not move at all, nor could he speak.

Lin Sheng lifted the petrification spell for the hobbit, "Your name? Hobbit."

"Bilbo Baggins, from the Shire." Baggins licked his lips. "Are you that legendary dragon? No offense, I thought it was a male dragon. You look like a female dragon." child."

"Do you mean Smaug?"

Baggins nodded.

"How should I say it? I am the mistress of this castle." Lin Sheng's words made the dwarves' eyes pop out of anger. Baggins swallowed, and he looked at the long man in confusion A very beautiful girl, is that what he meant?

"Bilbo Baggins, if you're coming to my house, you're welcome. If you're going to do something bad with me, Smaug and I haven't eaten hobbit meat yet, and you're fat and fat Looks like it, the taste must be very good, right? Should it be braised in soy sauce or deep-fried?"

Baggins was about to pee out of fear, and he quickly waved his hands: "My meat is not tasty, really! If you don't believe me, look at my feet." The hobbit has a pair of big feet that don't match its height.

Lin Sheng said with great interest: "You can chop off the feet and cook them separately. It looks very strong."

"Actually, I'm actually here as a guest, really. Look, I even brought a gift." Under Lin Sheng's gaze, Baggins quickly took off the elf knife and handed it to Lin Sheng.

"Keep it to yourself, hobbit." Lin Sheng made a gesture of "please" to him, Baggins licked his lips nervously, and unconsciously put his hands in his jacket pocket, where the Lord of the Rings was hidden. Along the way, he relied on this ring to survive several dangerous situations, but this time he was really not sure whether he could pass safely.The other party just met each other, and they couldn't move a group of them, not to mention there was a giant dragon inside...

Baggins glanced back nervously. A series of dwarves were stacked together and were floating behind him. During this period, some of them accidentally bumped into the wall, or bumped into a pillar, or knocked to the floor.

Baggins turned his head and asked cautiously, "Are you a dragon?"

"What did you say?" Her voice was right next to his ear. Baggins turned his head and met Lin Sheng who had appeared in front of him at some point. He was startled. What the hell is she?

Under Lin Sheng's gaze, Baggins repeated his question: "Are you a dragon?"

"Do you mean to ask if I am Smaug's girlfriend?"

Baggins' eyes widened. He meant it right, but he didn't say it at all!

"Take it easy, my friend."

Baggins thought, when did he suddenly become the other party's friend, she wanted to eat him with Smaug before!She said that, can he not be nervous?

"I was just joking with you. Look, among so many people, I only let you go. Even if you want to eat, those dwarves are still ahead of you. Uh, but I heard Smaug say that the meat of dwarves It's particularly unpalatable, not only is it extremely stinky, but it's also covered in hairs." Lin Sheng chatted with Baggins about the topic of 'eating dwarves and disgusting others'.

Baggins said dryly: "Since they are unpalatable, then don't eat them."

"But they broke into my house. According to the regulations of Changhu Town, I have the right to kill them without taking any responsibility."

Baggins swallowed: "Can I ask who made the rules?"

Lin Sheng smiled brightly at him: "What do you think?"

"Are all the townspeople in Changhu Town yours?" Baggins turned his head relatively quickly, and he asked such a bloody question.

"No, on the contrary, I am a member of Changhu Town."

The more Lin Sheng talked, the more confused Baggins became. He pulled the corners of his mouth forcefully, "But how did I hear that this place originally belonged to the dwarves?"

"You also said it was the original, that was the old calendar from many years ago, my friend. Tell me, how did you get together with these dwarves? I don't think you are that rude , rude people."

While talking to Lin Sheng, Baggins gradually relaxed, and when they reached the main hall, Baggins was already dancing with his hands and feet, and they met a skin-changer Beorn who could turn into a bear.

What Baggins said was a little dry, and when his eyes swept over the dwarves who were thrown to the floor, he suddenly became embarrassing.Baggins averted his eyes in embarrassment, and his eyes widened when he saw the decorations in the hall. They were so shiny and gorgeous... Forgive the hobbit for being a little short of words, anyway, it was like being in a treasure.

"You must be thirsty after talking so much? Please don't be polite to me." Lin Sheng pointed to the seat beside her. She was so enthusiastic that Baggins was too embarrassed to refuse her kindness. He sat down and took a sip from the cup. Take small sips of water.

"Huh - I can smell and smell dwarves, Erica, why did you put all these filthy dwarves in here?"

Baggins looked up at the speaker, and nearly fell to his knees—the dragon Smaug swaggered in, bigger and more terrifying than he had imagined.Why did he agree to this journey in the first place? It was all forced by Gandalf. Gandalf really made them miserable!

Baggins' hands were shaking as he held the water glass.

"Smaug, you have frightened our guests." Lin Sheng rested his cheeks, what a memorable scene.

"Guest?" Smaug put his big head toward Baggins. "I don't remember seeing a creature of your kind before. Who are you? Where are you from? May I ask?" Smaug tried to appear to be A very polite dragon, unfortunately, the effect does not seem to be so good.

"I thought you would be more interested in dwarves." Lin Sheng pouted at the dwarves on the floor, "Poor Smaug, do you know? They want to take away our home, and want to take away the treasures we have worked so hard to accumulate."

"Hmph! I knew that dwarves are as addicted to riches as rotting meat is to flies, and they will return to this mountain one day. Ha, greedy and arrogant dwarves."

Baggins wrinkled his face. Are the two of them talking nonsense with their eyes open?

Smaug was puzzled: "Why don't they talk?"

"Oh, I forgot to break the spell for them." Lin Sheng crumpled up the weapons on the dwarves, threw them aside, and broke the spell for them.

"Ha, are you afraid that this group of dirty bastards will hurt me?" Smaug said a little dissatisfied.

Lin Sheng smiled and said, "No, I'm afraid they will hurt the flowers and plants in the hall."

The dwarves can never learn a lesson, and they will start to yell loudly when they can move. Lin Sheng waved his wand: "The front teeth are a big stick!"

Baggins looked at their crazy front teeth, and subconsciously covered his mouth.

"Now, can you talk properly?" Lin Sheng turned to Baggins, "Oh, my friend, among these dwarves, who do you think has some brains? Then let him be a representative."

why me?Baggins was a good-natured hobbit and would not comment on the dwarves he had been with so long.

"Good hobbit, don't you know that you have been used from the very beginning? Let me think, Thorin Oakenshield, is it for you to steal the gem of Arkon?" Lin Sheng's words attracted front teeth Attracting the attention of the dwarves on the ground, Lin Sheng took out her knight sword, "Here, the heart of the mountain, here it is." She inlaid it on the hilt of the sword.

"No, you're lying." Baggins shook his head, expressing his disbelief in Lin Sheng's words.

Seeing that the front teeth were about to hit the floor, Lin Sheng cast a spell to stop. Smaug almost laughed when he heard what Baggins said: "Thorin is a coward, what did he promise you? Share here Treasure? As if he could do it. Tsk tsk, what a poor little one."

"But luckily, he met us." Lin Sheng answered Smaug's words.

Sorin was finally able to speak, and he shouted at Lin Sheng with his eyes wide open: "You two are despicable and shameless thieves, you stole something that belongs to us dwarves, our heirloom diamond!"

"Your heirloom diamond? You call it, see if it should?" Lin Sheng played with her long sword, and the heart of the mountain emitted a flowing light with her movements.

Thorin's eyes were red with anger, and he said in a daze, "You call it, but it won't answer you!"

"Really?" Lin Sheng threw out the long sword, which happened to be in front of the dwarves, but before the dwarves could go up to snatch it, Lin Sheng used the flying curse, "'Heart of the Mountain' flew here."

The long sword wobbled and flew into Lin Sheng's hand. Lin Sheng said triumphantly, "Did you see it? Your family heirloom diamond has now recognized my status!" Bullying laymen with magic, do it. It's kind of funny, the dwarves look like they're going to pass out, especially Thorin.

"I thought I was the real "Leader of the Dwarves"!" Smaug's long tail swept back and forth on the smooth floor, and his scarlet-yellow pupils looked huge to anyone, sweeping coldly. The dwarves shrunk into a ball, showing its presence that cannot be ignored.

"Oh my god, Smaug, I really don't want to change the floor anymore." Lin Sheng moaned while covering her forehead, and Baggins' jaw almost dropped when he heard her words. She really didn't seem to be afraid of Smaug at all.What shocked him even more was that Smaug obediently moved his tail away from the floor, and then opened his huge mouth at the dwarves, revealing his sword-like teeth...