[Comprehensive] The winner of life

Watson washed his face in the bathroom, rubbed it vigorously again, and after mental preparation, he appeared in the living room step by step.In fact, he would rather not go out until the female guest left.God, is there anything more embarrassing than being embarrassing in front of beautiful women?

"John, do you feel more relaxed now?" Lin Sheng's words made Watson nod involuntarily.

"Of course he is much more relaxed, after eating a candy worth two thousand pounds."

"Two, two thousand pounds?" Watson stuttered in shock.

"Don't worry, John." Lin Sheng gave Sherlock a disapproving look, "It's only eighteen hundred pounds, Sherlock."

Watson: "..." What the hell kind of candy did he eat? Was it made of gold?Thinking that he had a fight with the cash register in the supermarket because of insufficient credit card balance, what a wicked world!

A text message came from Lin Sheng's cell phone, and Sherlock pouted, "You can go."

Lin Sheng said that she was used to it, Watson showed disapproval, and Sherlock lowered his head and rolled his eyes. "Remember to eat candy, Sherlock, ciao~"

Watson watched her walk down the stairs leisurely, came back and twitched and asked Sherlock: "Sherlock, your sister... well, does she have a boyfriend?"

Sherlock glanced at Watson, and Watson looked a little uncomfortable, and then heard Sherlock say, "She doesn't have a boyfriend."

For some reason, Watson always felt that Sherlock was a little excited.Also, "Sherlock, did your sister's voice sound familiar to you? Oh, I remembered, like that parrot! Was it raised by your sister? So smart."

Sherlock was puzzled: "Didn't you say she was weird before?"

Watson smiled embarrassingly, he should go to the supermarket to buy something again.

What Mr. Military Doctor didn't know was that he didn't ask Sherlock about his sister anymore because he found a more desirable Sarah because he was looking for a job, which not only saved himself, but also probably saved millions Human lives - obviously less generous given who could start a war on his way home.

Watson really knew Lin Sheng's identity when Mycroft visited Baker Street again, "My wife asked me to convey my regards to you, Dr. Watson." When he said this, he stretched out his hand to Watson, Watson stretched out his hand in a daze - this was entirely the reaction of the body before the brain.

After Mycroft had gone, Watson murmured, "My God, Sherlock, you never told me your brother was married!" He wondered what a brave lady that was.

Sherlock sawed the violin back and forth like a piece of wood, despised the control freak in his heart, and said, "John, you've already seen her."

The military doctor was at a loss when he heard this, and after a few minutes, he swallowed: "Erica Holmes? I thought she was your sister! I never thought she was actually your sister-in-law (r-in -law), oh my god, she looks so young! I mean, why did she marry Mycroft?"

Watson's brain was wide open at this moment. He knew that Mycroft had a high position and power. Could it be that he used his power to force Erica?Or is it a family marriage?It's like a political marriage like in a TV show.

"Don't embarrass your little brain anymore, John. The person involved is here, and you can ask her."

"Huh?" Watson looked around, but found no one, but he didn't know when the enigmatic parrot flew in.

"Hi, John." The parrot waved its wings at Watson.

This time Watson finally understood the reason why Lin Sheng's voice sounded familiar to him, it was exactly the same as the parrot's voice!

"Or do you prefer me as a human?"

The military doctor whose cpu was overloaded passed out gorgeously, and fell to the floor with a "boom".

"Oh! Sherlock, what's the matter? You don't know the last time someone next door asked me quietly, did you use domestic violence against John?" Mrs. Hudson brought tea and saw Watson fainted on the ground , complaining to Sherlock.

Watson, who woke up in a daze, heard Mrs. Hudson's words, and wished he could faint again.But he remembered the scene before he fainted, would Mrs. Hudson be in danger?Watson couldn't care about anything else, he got up from the floor with all his hands and feet, and sent Mrs. Hudson out with force.

Watson looked at the parrot sitting on the armrest of the sofa, licked his lips and asked, "What the hell are you? A goblin? A devil? You can't really be the god crow next to Odin, can you?"

"What's that?" asked Sherlock, who had no knowledge of it.

"Sherlock! Have you never thought about this question?" Watson growled at Sherlock sternly.

"Calm down, John!" Sherlock said nonchalantly, "Erica was just joking with you, you're overreacting."

Watson twisted his face.

"Haha, John, your reaction is so cute, sorry to scare you." The parrot said without the slightest sincerity, "As an apology, I can tell you: Mycroft and I are--Mycroft, you What are you doing?" The voice stopped abruptly, and the parrot flapped its wings and flew away.

Watson said how could he look directly at the parrot again in the future! "Sherlock, what the hell is going on? I'm fucking insane!"

"It's just a remote control."

Watson suddenly remembered his abduction by Mycroft, who had impressed him with his ability to control payphones and surveillance cameras.Considering that Erica is Mycroft's wife, it's not difficult to do such a thing, right?But remote control of a parrot - "Fuck you, Sherlock! I'm a doctor anyway!" Although he is a medical student, he still has the most basic common sense.

"Oh, Lestrade is looking for me!" Sherlock jumped up amidst Watson's roar as if he hadn't heard what Watson said. .

After a while, when Watson was watching the celebration news on TV, although the picture flashed by, Watson still recognized Lin Sheng standing beside the Queen, wearing a red velvet coat trimmed with white fur. He raised his head and asked Sherlock: "Sherlock, you know," he wanted to say 'Erica', but he thought it was not very polite, "Mrs. Holmes," this title is not quite right, "it is you anyway Sister-in-law is—"

"The Hereditary Countess, John."

"So, there is no coercion between her and Mycroft, right?" Watson finally said dryly.

Sherlock laughed loudly, "John, sometimes I really love your cranky little head. You should really ask this question in front of Mycroft. I really want to know what the fat man's expression is when he hears it." .”

Watson: "..." Forgive him, even if he had the guts to be ambitious, he would not dare to ask Mycroft this question face to face.Now he especially admires himself who gave Mycroft soft nails in the underground parking lot. Is it true that those who don't know are fearless?

The next day, when Watson went to work, unfortunately, he encountered red lights all the way, and he was late gorgeously.

It was at Buckingham Palace that Watson heard again of the lady he did not know what to call.Christ Jesus, this is the first and very likely last time he will set foot in Buckingham Palace, especially when Sherlock is naked and only wearing a sheet!

After accepting the unspeakable commission from the other party, Sherlock rarely stopped to greet his brother, "What are you planning in secret? I believe that Erica can command her little ones for such a thing." , maybe you can just move your fingers—speaking of it, it was the same before, what happened to her?"

Mycroft raised an eyebrow.

Sherlock glanced at him, his brain was running fast, and after ruling out other possibilities, he said firmly, "She's pregnant, isn't she!"

Watson was surprised to find that Mycroft's expression completely softened at that moment, but soon he returned to his usual politician's hypocritical face, so fast that Watson thought that what he saw just now was an illusion.

Sherlock continued to stare at his brother and said, "You're premeditated, aren't you? God, I can't believe that Mycroft, you're down to trying to prove you don't have a 'midlife crisis' in this way." What's the matter? I advise you to save it."

At this moment, Watson didn't know whether to be surprised that Sherlock knew the word 'midlife crisis'; or to leave as soon as possible——just now Mycroft squinted his eyes and glanced at him, just a glance , Watson wanted to run away very much!He wailed in his heart, he wanted to growl: he really really didn't have any fantasies about Mrs. Holmes since he knew she was married!

"Sherlock, this is none of your business." Mycroft finally dismissed Sherlock with these words.

On the way back, Watson couldn't help it: "Is it my illusion? How do I feel that Mycroft is trying to use pregnancy to keep Erica? Can you believe it?" That's the British government!Even like an ordinary man, he was afraid that he would not be able to keep his young and beautiful wife.At this moment, Mycroft's tall figure suddenly collapsed, and Watson wanted to laugh.

Sherlock lowered his head and pressed his phone. Watson glanced inadvertently and found that he was searching for books about pregnant women.Watson couldn't help smiling. He found that the Holmes brothers were not as heartless and ruthless as they showed.That's good, really, Watson thought.