Lord please don't eat
Chapter 44 Extra Story: Foodies vs Crumbs (1)
When bringing the piece of minced meat back to Honmaru, Mao Ye thought that there were a lot of well-informed Fusangshen at home, especially those old foxes from the Heian era who were nursing at home, and asked them to help identify it. What the heck this stuff is might work wonders.
But it turns out that none of those guys who drink tea and make trouble all day long are reliable, especially Yue Zongjin on a certain day, after meeting this guy, he said cheekily: "It's something I've never seen before. "
"If you don't want to eat it, master, can you give it to me? I also want to keep a pet occasionally——hahahaha..."
Excuse me you!
Mei Ye Mao looked at the beautiful face of Mikami Tsukimune, but felt angry - what is this?This is challenging her dignity as a foodie!
What do you mean you don't want to eat it? Hey!
And even if you want to keep a pet or something, you have to catch it yourself!These are the meatballs she picked up, they belong to her, how could they just give them to others to raise them!
Mao Ye also discovered that no one in her own swords could recognize the real identity of this meatball, so she decided to find a more reliable guy to answer her questions.
However, when Mei Ye Mao took the ball of minced meat to the present world, he vaguely felt that the guy seemed to have grown up a bit——
Is it an illusion?
Mei Ye Mao didn't pay attention to such a change, on the contrary, she thought that since this thing would grow up, it might be a good thing, after all, after growing up, she could eat it for two more days, and this guy didn't need to eat it What kind of food, this can be called a huge profit for nothing!
"So what exactly is this thing?" Mao Ye looked at the pink-haired boy with the antenna in front of him solemnly: "I think if there is only one person in this world who can tell the identity of this guy, I'm afraid it can only be you gone."
Saiki Kusuo felt very tired. In his opinion, Mao Ye is completely treating him as a tool man, okay?Even as a person with superpowers, he can indeed easily solve many problems that ordinary people cannot solve, but relying on his good relationship, he can come to him for everything. Is there any difference between annoying relatives?
"If you can help me answer, I can ask Hasebe to give you... ten boxes of coffee jelly." Almost gritting his back molars, Mao Ye offered his own price.
She felt that her heart was bleeding, but in order to solve her inner confusion and taste fresh food as soon as possible, Mao Ye felt that even ten boxes of coffee jelly were barely worth it.
As for Saiki Kusuo——
I just talked about the difference between Mei Ye Mao's behavior and the annoying relatives who came home during the Chinese New Year. Of course, there is still a difference.Saiki Kusuo felt that since the other party chose to use coffee jelly as a payment method to express his sincerity, it showed that she did not regard himself as a tool person, so he happily accepted this effortless job.
"Is this thing in your hand?" Saiki Kusuo unpacked the coffee jelly expressionlessly, suppressing the excitement in his heart, and said without any ups and downs: "That's a ghost."
"Ghost?" Meano Mao was a little puzzled.
"It's a ghost with great power, who lives on human flesh and blood, who can't see the sun and is afraid of wisteria flowers." Saiki Kusuo put a mouthful of coffee jelly into his mouth with a spoon, and the feeling of his taste buds exploding instantly made him feel Very satisfied.
"Oh, by the way, normal humans cannot eat this thing, because once you absorb its blood, you will become a ghost like it."
"If you can't look for food in the sun, you should be quite troubled, right?" Saiki Kusuo continued.
And this kind of thing is undoubtedly a bolt from the blue for Mao Yano-what the hell, the things that have been brought back after all the hard work can't be eaten?Who can bear this!
But according to Saiki Kusuo, if he eats this guy by mistake, it may affect the sustainable development of Honmaru. Thinking about it this way, it is better not to take this risk.
So when Mao Meano returned to Honmaru again, the meat balls she and Hasebe picked up from the Warring States period suddenly turned into tasteless tasteless ribs that would be discarded.
Mei Ye Mao pondered for a while, trying to play the residual value of this thing, but don’t say it, after thinking about it, it seems that this thing is not completely useless-Kusuo Saiki said that this is essentially " Strictly speaking, "ghost" guys are not allowed to be exposed to sunlight, even to the point where they may be wiped out directly by the sun.
But Mao Mao didn't know about such things before, so of course he didn't take special sun protection measures for that guy. As a result, it was late at night when Mao Ye found out that guy, and when he returned to Honmaru, Honmaru just changed The scene of night cherry blossoms is also dark, and it is even worse when I find Saiki Kusuo in this world. It happened to be raining that day, and there was no sun at all.
Yes, the meat balls that can't see the sun at all survived like this—what kind of luck is this!
"Otherwise, let's just dismantle it and put it in the guard for everyone to use as a talisman." Mao Mao suggested.
This plan was strongly protested by Routuantuan himself.
Although it can't speak, it is still a living creature, and it can still roll back and forth while listening to the sounds of the outside world.
Mao Yano thought about it too, if this guy was torn down to death, what would happen if the lucky star didn't work after all the hard work.
With this thought in mind, Mao Mao finally gave up the idea of dismembering the lump of minced meat, and instead placed it in the middle of the castle tower meeting hall, which meant that the aura of luck would shine on the entire Honmaru.
Oni Wu Tsuji, who was placed in the castle tower as a mascot: ...
But it turns out that none of those guys who drink tea and make trouble all day long are reliable, especially Yue Zongjin on a certain day, after meeting this guy, he said cheekily: "It's something I've never seen before. "
"If you don't want to eat it, master, can you give it to me? I also want to keep a pet occasionally——hahahaha..."
Excuse me you!
Mei Ye Mao looked at the beautiful face of Mikami Tsukimune, but felt angry - what is this?This is challenging her dignity as a foodie!
What do you mean you don't want to eat it? Hey!
And even if you want to keep a pet or something, you have to catch it yourself!These are the meatballs she picked up, they belong to her, how could they just give them to others to raise them!
Mao Ye also discovered that no one in her own swords could recognize the real identity of this meatball, so she decided to find a more reliable guy to answer her questions.
However, when Mei Ye Mao took the ball of minced meat to the present world, he vaguely felt that the guy seemed to have grown up a bit——
Is it an illusion?
Mei Ye Mao didn't pay attention to such a change, on the contrary, she thought that since this thing would grow up, it might be a good thing, after all, after growing up, she could eat it for two more days, and this guy didn't need to eat it What kind of food, this can be called a huge profit for nothing!
"So what exactly is this thing?" Mao Ye looked at the pink-haired boy with the antenna in front of him solemnly: "I think if there is only one person in this world who can tell the identity of this guy, I'm afraid it can only be you gone."
Saiki Kusuo felt very tired. In his opinion, Mao Ye is completely treating him as a tool man, okay?Even as a person with superpowers, he can indeed easily solve many problems that ordinary people cannot solve, but relying on his good relationship, he can come to him for everything. Is there any difference between annoying relatives?
"If you can help me answer, I can ask Hasebe to give you... ten boxes of coffee jelly." Almost gritting his back molars, Mao Ye offered his own price.
She felt that her heart was bleeding, but in order to solve her inner confusion and taste fresh food as soon as possible, Mao Ye felt that even ten boxes of coffee jelly were barely worth it.
As for Saiki Kusuo——
I just talked about the difference between Mei Ye Mao's behavior and the annoying relatives who came home during the Chinese New Year. Of course, there is still a difference.Saiki Kusuo felt that since the other party chose to use coffee jelly as a payment method to express his sincerity, it showed that she did not regard himself as a tool person, so he happily accepted this effortless job.
"Is this thing in your hand?" Saiki Kusuo unpacked the coffee jelly expressionlessly, suppressing the excitement in his heart, and said without any ups and downs: "That's a ghost."
"Ghost?" Meano Mao was a little puzzled.
"It's a ghost with great power, who lives on human flesh and blood, who can't see the sun and is afraid of wisteria flowers." Saiki Kusuo put a mouthful of coffee jelly into his mouth with a spoon, and the feeling of his taste buds exploding instantly made him feel Very satisfied.
"Oh, by the way, normal humans cannot eat this thing, because once you absorb its blood, you will become a ghost like it."
"If you can't look for food in the sun, you should be quite troubled, right?" Saiki Kusuo continued.
And this kind of thing is undoubtedly a bolt from the blue for Mao Yano-what the hell, the things that have been brought back after all the hard work can't be eaten?Who can bear this!
But according to Saiki Kusuo, if he eats this guy by mistake, it may affect the sustainable development of Honmaru. Thinking about it this way, it is better not to take this risk.
So when Mao Meano returned to Honmaru again, the meat balls she and Hasebe picked up from the Warring States period suddenly turned into tasteless tasteless ribs that would be discarded.
Mei Ye Mao pondered for a while, trying to play the residual value of this thing, but don’t say it, after thinking about it, it seems that this thing is not completely useless-Kusuo Saiki said that this is essentially " Strictly speaking, "ghost" guys are not allowed to be exposed to sunlight, even to the point where they may be wiped out directly by the sun.
But Mao Mao didn't know about such things before, so of course he didn't take special sun protection measures for that guy. As a result, it was late at night when Mao Ye found out that guy, and when he returned to Honmaru, Honmaru just changed The scene of night cherry blossoms is also dark, and it is even worse when I find Saiki Kusuo in this world. It happened to be raining that day, and there was no sun at all.
Yes, the meat balls that can't see the sun at all survived like this—what kind of luck is this!
"Otherwise, let's just dismantle it and put it in the guard for everyone to use as a talisman." Mao Mao suggested.
This plan was strongly protested by Routuantuan himself.
Although it can't speak, it is still a living creature, and it can still roll back and forth while listening to the sounds of the outside world.
Mao Yano thought about it too, if this guy was torn down to death, what would happen if the lucky star didn't work after all the hard work.
With this thought in mind, Mao Mao finally gave up the idea of dismembering the lump of minced meat, and instead placed it in the middle of the castle tower meeting hall, which meant that the aura of luck would shine on the entire Honmaru.
Oni Wu Tsuji, who was placed in the castle tower as a mascot: ...
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