Lord please don't eat

Today is a very ordinary day.

Ordinary Saiki Kusuo thought so.

Although he was almost late when going out in the morning, because Kaitang kept talking about the plan to deal with DarkUnion during class, he was taken care of by the teacher, and he was disturbed by two other superpowers in the school during the lunch break Dizzy, she was dragged by Zhaoqiao Xinmei to go shopping after class, and happened to be blocked by her brother and chased out a few streets—but when she was walking home with coffee pudding under the starry sky At that time, Saiki Kusuo still felt that today was really just an ordinary and stable day.

until he came to his door.

Before Saiki Kusuo even put his hand on the doorknob, he felt the noise in the room—the noise like hundreds of ducks quarreling, and it was not the sound of the heart.

At that moment, Saiki Kusuo even wondered if his parents were having some strange party.Although he didn't think his unreliable parents would have so many relatives and friends.

But no matter what, this situation is a crisis for Saiki Kusuo.As an ordinary teenager who likes peace and quiet, he naturally rejects all noisy environments.

So he hesitated for a while, and decided not to enter the door for the time being.

Just when Saiki Kusuo was hesitating on the spot whether to go to the Hawaiian island or the Alps for a night, the door of the room suddenly opened.

Saiki Kusuo, who had no time to dodge, was caught by the guy in the door.Of course, he also saw clearly the appearance of the person who opened the door.

It was a blond-haired teenager holding an alien creature that looked like a koala doll but was actually a living thing.

To be reasonable, the moment Saiki Kusuo saw the koala, he almost thought that the guy was a real doll. After all, when it appeared in the same frame as the boy, Saiki Kusuo only heard the heartbeat of one person.

It was later that Qi Mu discovered that the owner of this heart sound was a koala.

He couldn't hear the boy's heartbeat at all.

This is the second guy with heart sound shielding function besides Rantangli.

After confirming this point, Saiki Kusuo became more determined to turn around and leave.Forget it, although it's a bit difficult to make a choice, let's hide on an uninhabited island in the Pacific Ocean first.

After all, a place with such a strange species must be full of disasters.

Saiki Kusuo made up his mind, but before he finished his teleportation, he heard the useless father in the room suddenly screamed: "Mao! The coffee pudding made by your chef is really good! "

Saiki Kusuo pushed his glasses.He felt that as a real man, although he hated troublesome things, he couldn't just avoid them blindly.

So he decided to go into the house and face the group of disaster-like guys.

In terms of cooking skills, Candlestick Cut Mitsutada has always been impeccable. Even if it is just a simple coffee pudding, what he makes is much tastier than the ones sold in the general market.

Under Mao Mao's almost murderous gaze, Kusuo Saiki put down the tray containing the coffee pudding, and satisfactorily began to consider the feasibility of taking over a Honmaru and letting Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada make coffee pudding for himself.

Although protecting history is really a troublesome thing that makes people lose motivation, but in front of such delicious coffee pudding, Saiki Kusuo feels that everything is negotiable.

Of course, it doesn't seem to be thinking about whether to help current affairs maintain history for the sake of coffee pudding. After Saiki Kusuo sat down, the pink koala named Umbat finally got to the point.

"I didn't expect there to be such a powerful superpower on this planet. I felt your breath just after a long distance." Umbart twisted his body and climbed onto the table, and said seriously.

Speaking of which, it was quite strange that this koala-like guy suddenly spoke, but none of the so many people present showed any abnormality.Forget about the Earth Defense Department who is with Umbart every day. Fu Sangshen can understand this kind of scene, but as ordinary people, Saiki Kusuo's parents saw this obviously unreasonable scene. There was no reaction at all.

Saiki Kusuo's mother even wanted to reach out and rub two handfuls of Onmbat's hair.

"Auntie, you can try it. Mr. Weng's hand feels really good!" Hakone Yuki instantly became excited as if seeing his comrades in arms.

Saiki Kurumi immediately stretched out her claws at Umbart.

Scared, Umbat rolled several times and hid behind Saiki Kusuo's father Saiki Kuniharu.

"It's true, this guy's touch is really good!" Qi Mu Guochun touched Wumbat's body twice smoothly, and then revealed his star eyes in great surprise.He stretched out his hand and pulled Umbart's armpits out from behind him, and handed it to Saiki Kurumi in a flattering manner.

"Really, this feels really good!" Saiki Kurumi also immediately joined the team rubbing Umbat.

Umbert wanted to cry but had no tears.

Saiki Kusuo looked at his parents who took the scene in a strange direction with a blank face, thinking that this might not work.After all, those two people have been rubbing Wumbat's words like this, and he can't have a normal conversation with that guy.And if this conversation cannot end normally, the group of people in the room will obviously not leave, which will be very troublesome.

Although Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada's coffee pudding was delicious, Saiki Kusuo felt that he really didn't like such a crowded environment.

In the midst of this group of guys with different thoughts, he was so quarreled that his head would explode.

After pondering for a while, Saiki Kusuo decided to rescue Umbat in the simplest and most brutal way.He used his super power to directly float Umbat into the air, and before his parents could react, he directly "slapped" the koala and threw it in front of him.

Umbarth was crying right then.

It used its obviously not long enough front paws to try to rub its painful buttocks, but its body was too round, no matter how hard it tried, it failed.

"You came to me to talk to the unknown creature in Meano's body? Tell me, what do you want to ask." Saiki Kusuo ignored Umbat's efforts, but said straight to the point.

Although he doesn't want others to know his identity as a superpower, Saiki Kusuo also knows that none of you present is a normal person, and at this point, it is impossible for him to hide his superpower identity from these people, so he There is no need to make unnecessary efforts.

Anyway, after this matter is resolved, these guys should never appear in his world again.

Saiki Kusuo thought so.

"I can hear your heartbeat, and I can hear it, so solve this problem quickly."