Lord please don't eat

Mao Mao asked Foxanosuke a very esoteric question when he saw the retrograde army illustration book for the first time: "Can those things be eaten?"

Foxnosuke was dumbfounded at the time.After all, this question is a bit out of line.

As an old fox who has witnessed the dark history of countless god judges who just took office, Fox Nosuke also summed up a set of rules.When a normal person sees a strange-looking thing like the retrograde army for the first time, the first reaction is usually either to ask "how did this thing come from", or "how can I make it disappear".

And the Mao Mao in front of her is more advanced, she directly brought a set of work plan, and discussed the possibility of this plan with Foxnosuke straight to the point.

Foxnosuke suddenly realized that this guy is definitely a rare talent!

Otherwise, it is also nine years of compulsory education, so why can she secretly make up lessons?

Foxnosuke wagged his tail and thought for a while but didn't figure out how to answer this question, but since the judge asked a question, if he didn't give an answer, it would appear that he, the referee, was too unprofessional, so Foxnosuke tilted his head, and said nonsense solemnly: "I think this thing looks pretty sharp."

"That's for sure, this thing looks like bones!" Mei Ye Mao didn't question the authenticity of what Honosuke said at all, so he went straight down the slope and began to study the practical method: "But I think If you use a pressure cooker to press it for a while, it’s okay? It’s like stewing chicken to make the bones crispy. I don’t know how those guys taste, what ingredients should be added..."

Foxnosuke felt that the newly appointed guy in front of him was definitely someone who was going to do big things.Look at the vigorous posture of others!Even the recipe will be pulled out later!

So how to say that sentence, there is no biological invasion that foodies can't solve.

After all, apart from the seemingly bottomless pit-like appetite, the scary thing about a foodie is also its completely unpredictable creativity.No matter what it is, as long as it is something foodies want to eat, they will always find a way to get it on the table.

I can't accept it.

And Mei Ye Mao is obviously a very creative foodie.

Foxnosuke felt that if the retrograde army knew that they were about to meet such an enemy, they would definitely be full of despair, right?

The so-called "I seriously treat you as an enemy, but you treat me as a food reserve?!".

Anyway, from the first day Mao Mao took office, the painting style of her family's Honmaru was different from that of others.

Normal judges usually want to protect the history and do a daily lesson. It is best to cheat more bonuses to complete the year's targets and get the job done.

Most of the love-type god judges are just thinking about love and hatred with their own swords all day long, and they can exchange two marriage swords in three days.

The devils who are a little more social are at most just carrying their own knives and going out 24 hours a day without eating, drinking, or sleeping, even though current affairs never engage in performance rankings.

Mei Ye Mao's family is more powerful. This guy hugged his sword's thigh twice for three days and wailed: Please, catch me a retrograde army and come back to taste it!

Honmaru's valet Yakiri Hasebe was so worried that his head was going bald because of the obviously abnormal state of his own god judge.

To be fair, things that look like a retrograde army are absolutely unhealthy, okay?And it doesn't look like meat, and it can't supplement the necessary hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium and boron for the human body, so how can the owner eat this unhealthy food!

Of course Mao Ye was not to be outdone, she directly started a heated argument with her valet: "What's wrong with black! The stinky tofu is still black!"

Hasebe thinks there is nothing wrong with it!So he conveniently added stinky tofu to the list of inedibles, and Mao Mao was so angry that he threw Hasebe out of the expedition.

Hasebe was immediately aggrieved.After all, he did this entirely for the health of his owner. The hygienic conditions of stinky tofu made at roadside stalls are really worrying. Even if Mao Ye has an iron stomach, Hasebe would Still worried.

...Wait a minute, is the main conflict now about stinky tofu?It's the god judge who wants to eat the retrograde army!

Hasebe was lost in thought.

The question is so profound.Leaving aside nutrition and sanitation issues, the preservation of the retrograde army is also a job that requires considerable technical content.Judging from his experience on the battlefield, retrograde troops usually turn into ashes after being killed, with no bones left at all.So if you want to use it as an ingredient, it must be alive—at least half dead.

Not to mention whether it is against the humanitarian spirit to put it in the pot if it is half dead or not. The key issue is that it will definitely die after being cooked. That is to say, during the cooking process, this ingredient will most likely disappear in smoke.

What's more, what's more, what if the thing is poisonous?What if the enemy finds out that the bear of his master intentionally poisoned her to frame her?

No matter from which point of view, Hasebe thinks that it is not good to eat the retrograde army.

But having said that, for a foodie, not being able to eat the food he wants is a particularly cruel thing.Hasebe could imagine his master sulking while eating snacks alone in the room.

It's just too miserable.

Hasebe felt that he should at least coax her.

Having been with Mao Meano for so long, Hasebe also knows that foodie is a species that is easy to deceive... Ah, not a good species, anyway, she has a wide range of hobbies, so just bring her some other things she likes to eat.

Thinking about it this way, before returning home from the expedition, Hasebe quietly went to Changsha for a walk, and skillfully used plastic plastic to say to the owner of the street stall: "This babe, stinky tofu is doing something. share."