Relying on group chats to tease the actor [Entertainment]

President Xiao's mind has completely shut down, and only a large "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" frantically swipes the screen.

Little Ultraman!

Cute little Ultraman!

King Su, do you know what you are talking about? !

How can you say such shameless words? !

The program made a mistake, and the confused CEO Xiao couldn't hear what Ms. Xiao was saying. He got up from the sofa with a "swish", fled upstairs to his room as if fleeing for his life, closed and locked the door at an unprecedented speed, and then buried himself in the Under the quilt.

His cheeks were a little hot, President Xiao raised his hand to cover his face, and turned on his mobile phone solemnly, looking at his WeChat name: Ultraman who finally saved the world.

After a while, President Xiao couldn't help but cover his face.

Shame!

A few minutes later, a wailing suddenly appeared in the circle of friends that President Xiao had not sent a message for a long time——

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

After a few seconds, people below began to reply——

"what happened?"

"what's going on?"

"What's wrong with your WeChat name?"

In the middle of a series of interrogative sentences, the sentence "hahahahahaha" suddenly came in.

"Hahahahahaha I was still confused just now, I thought it sounded familiar until I saw your WeChat name!"

"Fuck, so the little Ultraman is you! Hahahahaha!"

"Hahahahaha I was just watching the live broadcast!"

"What's the situation? Go upstairs for science!"

"Tianhe Charity Gala! [Link] This is the live broadcast room! You can watch it upstairs. Actor Su was interviewed just now, and the reporter asked who gave the pair of cufflinks. Actor Su said it was a little Ultraman! Or Cute little Ultraman! At that moment just now, the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded!"

"Ultraman Emma! Xiao Tang! So you gave the pair of cufflinks to Actor Su?"

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Seeing these schadenfreude replies, President Xiao was so angry that his head was about to turn over, and there was no time to rant one by one.When I saw the link, I immediately clicked on it.

This is the official live broadcast room of the Tianhe Charity Gala. The camera no longer followed Su Zhi, but turned to other celebrities. But what Su Zhi said just now was too shocking. Sincerely.

"Ahhhh! Why did I feel pampered when King Su said 'Little Ultraman'! Pampered!"

"It's not an illusion! I have this feeling too! It's too obvious! The eyes of Su Yingdi are full of light!"

"Oh my God, I feel like I've inexplicably swallowed a handful of candy! But I don't even know who that little Ultraman is!"

"Does anyone know who this little Ultraman is?"

"Could it be that actor Su's emotional life has really developed?!"

"Please, please, please! Posted on Weibo again and called Little Ultraman! My mother! Showing love and spreading dog food from the air, it's so sweet!"

"I ate this wave of dog food!"

"Knock on the blackboard, knock on the blackboard! There is a key question, students! Is Ultraman a boy or a girl?!"

The raising of this key question made the live broadcast room quiet for a moment, and the next second completely detonated a tear. One party said that from Taylor's mother, the mother of Ultra, to the early Julian Ultraman, the powerful female Ultra Man really doesn't have much sincerity, let alone which girl would label herself as Ultraman?It must be a proper boy!The other party said that girls can't like Ultraman?We love Tiga and Taro!This little Ultraman may also be a girl!And it's a cute girl!

President Xiao who is considered to be a cute girl: "..."

But before he could react, the topic of the barrage suddenly became more and more confusing——

"I'm a girl! I love Tiga! It's a pity that Tiga's actor died in a car accident, so sad."

"Don't spread rumors before! I feel sorry for Nagano Hiroshi, and I feel sorry for Dijia. It is rumored that he died in a car accident every year! He is still alive and well!"

"Hahahahaha the car accident hero Hiroshi Nagano was killed again!"

Finally, a barrage attracted President Xiao's attention——

"The cuties who said that the little Ultraman was a girl, Ultraman Cangyue, let me know. If she was a girl, would she really not be afraid of being misunderstood as Cang Yue? Hehe! It must be a boy!"

President Xiao: "..."

There was a lot of noise in the live broadcast room, but it was a different scene in the circle of friends.

They are all in the same circle, and there are too many common friends who know each other, so after Xiao Ruantang posted the status, a high-rise building was quickly built below, and in less than 10 minutes, almost the entire circle of friends saw the status and knew it The whole story.

So when Serious, who also attended the dinner, took the time to open Moments, what he saw was the full screen of "Little Ultraman".

A screenwriter: "[Photo] Who gave this umbrella, I can tell you, the one who gave me this umbrella is the cute little Ultraman [smiles]."

There are two white words printed on the black umbrella surface: F**KME!

A rich second-generation investor: "[Photo] Who wrote this junior high school classmate? I can tell you that the one who wrote this classmate is our cute little Ultraman [manual goodbye]."

In the line of "Graduation Message" in the classmate record, a hand with the middle finger is drawn.

Director of a certain company: "[Photo] join in the fun, I can tell you who destroyed this painting, the one who destroyed my painting was the cute little Ultraman who came to my house when he was 6 years old. Altman was beaten up by him and howled all afternoon, and my heart ached."

A senior director: "[Photo] The elderly are also following the trend. This photo is a 10-year-old Altman being dragged by my daughter to participate in the New Year's Day performance. It was taken after the performance. [Laughing]" In the photo is A boy and a girl, the girl wore two braids, the boy's soft hair was pulled up to the top of his head, and a bunch of hairs shot straight to the sky. The faces of the two were exactly the same, and they were painted with pale foundation. With heavy blush, a little red dot on the center of the brow, and a silly smile at the camera, it is completely the standard makeup for the New Year's Day cultural performance.

Comment below: Ji Lao Ji Lao, pay attention to the formation!Pay attention to the sentence structure!

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All the way down, the seriousness has almost witnessed Xiao Ruantang's wonderful life so far.He laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, and while he was having fun, he moved his fingers slightly, clicking and saving those photos one by one.

After swiping for a while, he saw that Liang Haosheng also updated his status——

“[Photo] I also contributed a wave. I have treasured it for many years and am reluctant to take it out. This time I dedicated it—I can tell you who this fruit photo belongs to. This is our cute little Ultraman!”

In the photo, a little baby wearing a red apron is crawling on the ground with its back facing the camera, revealing a white and tender buttocks, as if aware of the presence of the camera, the little baby turned his head, narrowed his eyes and grinned, revealing The gums that haven't grown any teeth yet smile very happily, a pair of eyes are curved like crescent moons, small dimples are lightly sunken on the face, and the fleshy little face is chubby, making people unable to help but laugh when they look at it.

The serious little heart tightened instantly, and he was so cute that he vomited blood, so he quickly clicked save in the upper right corner.

A large piece of "The blood tank is empty!", "Saved! Thank you, Lao Liang!"

Seriously noticed that the comments are all people who know each other in the circle, and they are all familiar with Xiao Ruantang, Liang Haosheng and the others. The status above is also the same. They should all be grouped, not visible to everyone.

After thinking about it, I seriously quit WeChat, opened the photo album, picked out a photo, and set up a group to see that it was sent to Moments——

"[Photo] Little Ultraman wants to kiss the little rabbit, but the cute photo of the rabbit kicking his face, you are welcome!"

In the picture, the teenage Xiao Ruantang hugged the rabbit with an idiot-like expression on his face, but the little rabbit was unmoved, and kicked his face directly, causing his face to twist slightly, and the corners of his eyes turned red. He looks pitiful, but because of his baby face, he looks a little weirdly cute.

A few seconds later, under the photo was another large piece of "Saved! Thank you, Lao Yan!"

In less than half an hour, the bigwigs in the circle of friends happily completed all kinds of information exchanges about Little Ultraman, and saved N photos, all of which returned with full rewards and satisfaction.

And President Xiao, who just came out of the live broadcast room, was completely silent in front of the "Little Ultraman" swiping the screen of Moments and various photos of himself: "..."

After the silence, the shame of being called Little Ultraman by the actor Su disappeared completely, and was completely replaced by MAX's anger value.

Little Ultraman, you big-headed ghosts!

Are you going to have an exhibition with my photos? !

It still uses the sentence pattern of Su Yingdi!

I don't share Dai Tian with you, believe it or not!

And there are a lot of uncles and grandpas, why are you joining in the fun!Just talk about it during the Chinese New Year party!What circle of friends are you posting now? !

So the bosses soon discovered that the business card of "Ultraman who finally saved the world" had changed to "Rolling, rolling, rolling!" The anger almost overflowed the screen.

The moment he finished changing his business card, President Xiao's WeChat quickly exploded, and he received N reassuring messages—all from you bigwigs.

Some want to give him the Iron Man suit, some want to give him the Batman suit, and there are various figures of The Flash and Star Wars.

The angry President Xiao was not moved at all.

Except for a few elders who were not good at it, President Xiao poked open the dialog box one by one, and fired ten consecutive shots with his middle finger.

At the same time, the WeChat group showed: Seriously modified the group name card to "Little Ultraman Nursing Squad".

Liang Haosheng: Hahahahahahaha!

Chen Jiafan: @热热rolling rolling rolling!Baby, sister Zheng praised you for being cute and cute!Especially that nude photo!

Rolling Rolling: Rolling!

In the next second, the group conversation displays——

Gun Gun Gun Gun has changed the group name card to "Go!!!!!!"

Liang Haosheng: Pull your cheeks.jpg

Serious: Don't be angry, Xiaotang, I'll buy you an apple pie.

Rolling Rolling: Rolling!

After quitting WeChat, President Xiao's face was distorted, and he opened Moments again, but in the next second, he was forcefully angry and blew out a mouthful of blood.

"Mom!!!!" The shrill cry spread from the room on the second floor to the living room downstairs.

In front of the TV, Ms. Xiao took back her mobile phone with a smile on her face, hiding her achievements and fame.

At the other end of the party, Su Zhi had just finished speaking with an investor, when he turned around, he saw a senior director in the circle and a director of Tianhe Group getting together, the two of them were smiling and looking down at the phone screen.

Sensing his gaze, Director Ji raised his head subconsciously, and when he saw Su Zhi's face, he was taken aback for a moment, then his face was completely uncontrollable and he laughed out loud, beckoning to him: "Hey, Su Zhi! Come here !"

When he came close, Director Ji turned his gaze around him, and finally fixed on his cufflinks. With a meaningful smile on his face, he suddenly asked, "Are these cufflinks from Xiaotang?"

Su Zhi was taken aback for a moment, thinking how Director Ji knew about this, and saw that Director Ji handed him the phone with great interest: "Look at it."

Su Zhi inexplicably took over the phone, and what appeared in his eyes was a series of "little Ultraman" bodies, as well as photos one after another.

Su Zhi suddenly realized what it was: "..."

Huge strategic mistake.

He really didn't expect that his impulsive seductiveness would turn out to be such a ghost...

Why are you so interested in the style of painting?

Now he doesn't expect to use this video to tease the little guy and make him shy, it's his fault if he doesn't get angry.

Sure enough, he flipped down with his fingers, and saw that under the "Saved" row down the row of each photo, an account whose name consisted of seven rolling characters sent the same number of "rolling" characters below.

In the next second, a photo of the baby occupied the entire screen, Su Zhi paused suddenly with his fingers, the corners of his lips were slightly pursed, and he couldn't help rubbing his fingers on the baby's dimples.

"Oh, the little guy was really cute when he was young, but he's also cute now—" Director Ji's voice suddenly cut in, with a nostalgic and flaunting look on his face, "Look at this photo, don't you?"

The director of Tianhe on the side nodded with a smile: "When Xiaotang was very young, Lao Ruan took him to our party. There are too many photos like this. Later, Xiaotang got angry and we teased him every time. I'm not coming either." As he was talking, his movements suddenly paused, his eyes lit up, "Hey, hey, Director Ji, refresh your circle of friends hahahahaha! Sister Rong is going to end in person hahaha, save, save!"

Director Ji suddenly came over and refreshed the circle of friends with Su Zhi's hand, and a new message was immediately posted.

"I didn't expect to see a photo exhibition of my precious son as soon as I entered the circle of friends. Since this is the case, I will also contribute a wave~" Below is a full nine-square grid.

The first three photos are all about the baby with bare buttocks and wearing a small red bellyband, still fat and white, grinning and smirking at the camera with his eyes squinted.In one of them, the baby is lying on his back, grabbing one of his feet with both hands and stuffing it into his mouth.The soft lanugo is slightly raised on the top of the head, and in the grinning mouth, there are only two small deciduous teeth on the gums, and the two eyes are shining, moist, full of ignorance and innocence, looking silly and cheerful .

The three in the middle are Xiao Ruantang in his youth, one is seven or eight years old crying in front of the camera, his nose blows out a bubble, and his face is full of grievances, which can be made into an emoji; the other is his ten-year-old In the photo when he was two or three years old, the boy was wearing Star Wars pajamas, lying on his back on the quilt, revealing a large white belly, looking at the camera with sleepy eyes, completely unresponsive; and the next photo - see the photo clearly Director Ji and Director Tianhe couldn't help laughing, and even Su Zhi raised his lips slightly.

In the picture, the boy is wearing beach shorts, lying on the beach with his back to the camera and sleeping soundly. In the lower right corner of the camera is Ruan Qiyuan's smiling face.He stretched out a hand and placed a pair of bikini underwear in front of the camera. Over the bikini, what everyone saw was the sun-burned marks on the boy's back——on the tanned skin, two clear white marks came from The shoulders spread down and converged to the M-shaped white mark horizontally below. At first glance, it was clearly a scene of being tanned in a bikini.

The comment below is "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the sixth picture is really my father! My dear father! Saved! Thank you Aunt Rong (Sister Rong)!"

After laughing for a while, Su Zhi's eyes stayed on the last three pictures.

These three photos seem to be Xiao Ruantang's recent photos, all of which are photos of sleeping on the lap of the person taking the photo.

Under the camera, Xiao Ruantang is quiet and well-behaved. He is clearly an adult, but curled up like a kitten.The delicate facial features on the doll's face are magnified under the lens, which makes people feel a sense of tranquility and peace, and also makes it easy to feel the love hidden in it by the photographer.

Inexplicably, Su Zhi couldn't help rubbing the face of the person in the photo with his fingers, and suddenly felt an impulse in his heart——

The urge to kiss this cute face.

The author has something to say:

When seductive:

Best Actor: Happy, you can seduce people from a distance first, and then we will do this and that in our dreams, I have already planned it.

later:

Film King: Why is the follow-up direction so ghostly?Why do the bosses stop me from chasing my wife? [Manual goodbye.jpg]

President: Publicly executed by Ms. Xiao!My heart is bitter! [Cries out with a cry.jpg]

All the bosses: I am very happy to share my cubs in the circle of friends.

Ms. Xiao: I am a real baby.

Explanation: The photos of the president are only posted by a few close friends, Ms. Xiao, Director Ji, Liang Haosheng, and Serious. The other photos posted are all related items, and they are all visible in groups.

This chapter is a series of 【The elders always tease you about your childhood embarrassment in front of you at parties】