Relying on group chats to tease the actor [Entertainment]

President Xiao had spent a long time in mental construction, but the moment he saw Su Zhi, he collapsed in an instant.After all, Su Zhi in reality didn't have anything to do with him, but Su Zhi in his dream did!

Xiao Ruantang was very desperate, he swore that he really didn't have any bad intentions towards Su Yingdi!

There was a clear sound of footsteps coming from behind, approaching here unhurriedly, like a patient hunter slowly approaching a struggling prey in a trap, leisurely.Xiao Ruantang's body stiffened instantly.

Behind the ear came a deep and pleasant voice that belonged to Su Yingdi, with a slight smile.

"I'm curious why you always dream about me."

The scorching breath sprayed on Xiao Ruantang's ears, making him very uncomfortable.

"Hehe..." President Xiao was also embarrassed: I want to know too!

He turned around slowly and forced a stiff smile on his face: "Brother Su Su Su... good evening."

Only then did he realize that the distance between the two was a little bit close, Su Zhi's chest was in front of him, and the tip of his nose was even close to Su Zhi's lips.President Xiao leaned back calmly, pressed against the door tightly, and said with an upright face: "Brother, you stand back a little."

"Why?" The voice was actually a bit puzzled, "Aren't we already married?"

Xiao Ruantang: "..."

Su Yingdi stabbed the knife again: "And it was you who kissed me."

Xiao Ruantang: "..."

Su Yingdi, you are not having fun...

In the next second, Su Yingdi's voice rang again: "Since you are married, do you have to change your address?"

President Xiao was frightened, and stared at Su Zhi in disbelief with his eyes wide open.

Oh!Su Yingdi, what do you want me to call you?

You were clearly not like this before!

In order to prevent Su Yingdi from saying something heart-wrenching again, President Xiao immediately changed the topic decisively: "Brother, is there any plot to go today?" I looked around.

This is a room of more than [-] square meters. The decoration is very simple. There is a wooden coffee table in the middle, a fabric sofa, and a TV on the opposite side of the sofa. It looks very lifelike, just like someone's living room.

After seeing clearly that there was no bed in the room, President Xiao finally breathed a sigh of relief unconsciously, and his tense nerves also relaxed.Luckily it's not a bedroom.

In the next second, he met Su Zhi's playful gaze: "Why, you want to go through the plot of the bridal chamber?"

Xiao Ruantang's face turned green, and she almost exploded——

"Hush—" Su Zhi's complexion changed, and he suddenly approached him, beckoning him in his ear to keep quiet, at the same time stretched out his hand, wiped his ear, and turned on the light by the door. With a "snap", the room was completely darkened, except for the flickering snowflakes on the TV, which flickered on and off.

The room that suddenly darkened instantly became eerie and weird. Because of the castle experience last time, certain brain cells in President Xiao's brain became active again, and it immediately reminded me of a series of horror movie scenes such as Midnight ○ Bell Curse ○ .

The scenes in his mind changed one after another, Xiao Ruantang was suffocated by the fantasy in his head, his heartbeat suddenly accelerated, his adrenaline soared, one hand subconsciously grabbed the corner of Su Zhi's clothes, and asked in a low voice: "What's wrong, bro?"

Su Zhi's silhouette was half hidden in the darkness, he seemed to be looking down at him, but his eyes were a little bright, his face was gloomy, and he looked a little creepy.Xiao Ruantang was terrified when he saw it, and just about to let go, he heard Su Zhi lower his head and approach him, and his lowered voice rang in his ears: "Listen."

Su Zhi's breath hit his neck, Xiao Ruantang couldn't help shivering from the scorching heat.

At the same time, there was a faint "click" sound from outside the door.The sound was a little irregular, like something hard knocked on the ground, walking towards this side unhurriedly, it was definitely not the sound of human footsteps, but there was an inexplicable sense of terror in this silent space.

President Xiao thought of the dark and gloomy corridor he had walked all the way just now, and really didn't understand why he didn't feel anything just now, but when he thought about it again now, he felt fear belatedly, and all the hairs on his back stood up in an instant up.He turned around and looked towards the door. He didn't dare to get close to the cat's eyes, so he could only ask tremblingly, "What is it?"

The next second, seeing Su Zhi's body leaning towards the cat's eyes, a thought flashed across Xiao Ruantang's mind, his face changed, and he quickly pulled Su Zhi back.

Su Zhi turned his head and saw President Xiao's face was pale and he was about to faint. Seeing him looking over, he said with trembling lips: "Brother, are we in some story?" He continued, "Brother, I've read a story before, and it's very similar to the present... The furnishings and decorations of the room are very similar..."

Seeing that Su Zhi didn't seem to believe him, President Xiao glanced around the room, and hurriedly continued: "A girl lives alone in an apartment, which is a kind of collective housing. Every night, she hears footsteps coming from the corridor. In front of her house... Early the next morning, she saw a plate at the door of her house, and for the first time, there was a piece of roasted meat on the plate..."

The "click" sound continued to come from outside the door, Xiao Ruantang couldn't help but grabbed Su Zhi's hand, moving away from the door inch by inch.

He swallowed, and continued to say weakly: "The girl thought it was from the suitor, so she ate it. She heard footsteps again that night, and it was still a piece of meat the next day..." After a pause, Xiao Ruantang just I felt cold sweat on my back, "Until the fifth day, the girl found that the plate was filled with an eyeball..."

Su Zhi felt that his arm was suddenly grasped——

"Tat-tat-tat-"

"On the sixth day, an ear was placed on the plate..."

"Tat-tat-tat-"

President Xiao noticed that the corner of Su Zhi's mouth seemed to be slightly raised, and stretched out a hand to grab the hand he was holding on his arm. The hand was a little cold, and directly wrapped his sweaty palm Living.Only then did Xiao Ruantang feel relieved, and continued: "So that night, the girl deliberately waited by the door, waiting for the sound of footsteps to appear, getting closer and closer, until she stopped in front of her house—"

"Tat-tat-tat-"

President Xiao shivered, and pulled Su Zhi's hand forcefully to retreat.

"And then?" Su Yingdi's deep voice came from next to his ear, and President Xiao was so frightened that he didn't even notice that there was a little smile in that voice.

"Then the girl approached the door slowly, and found that the door handle inside was turned from the outside—" President Xiao's voice could not be lowered, "She immediately ran over and re-locked the door—brother, this door is locked Is it? Did I unlock it just now?”

"It's okay, it's locked." Su Zhi's voice carried a hint of comfort, but Xiao Ruantang didn't relax at all.

"Brother, do you know what happened behind?" He worriedly pulled Su Zhi back a few steps and swallowed.

"The girl is slowly approaching the door..."

"She slowly approached the cat's eye..."

"Tat-tat-tat-"

"Then suddenly a screwdriver went |in through the peephole!"

The sound stopped at the door, and suddenly there was a knock on the door——

President Xiao: "!!!!!!"

Su Zhi's usually cold face finally couldn't hold back, and he had a hard time holding back a smile, almost laughing out loud.

This is really the first time he has seen someone who can completely rely on his own brain to scare him so that he can't move.

At this moment, President Xiao is like a stunned rabbit, his eyes are wide open, his whole body is stiff, looking at the door with great fear, his lips are slightly parted, and he is probably speechless.

Su Zhi couldn't help pushing Xiao Ruantang from behind him, leaning his head on his shoulder, his shoulders trembling silently, smiling.The face was pressed against the skin of Xiao Ruantang's neck, and Su Zhi could feel the crazily beating pulse under the delicate skin.He almost laughed out loud, his lips gently rubbed against the arteries, he only felt that the baby in front of him made him physically and mentally happy.

"Brother..." A voice as thin as a mosquito calling for help rang in his ears.

Su Zhi raised his head to look at him, and found that his eyes were still fixed on the door, his heart itched slightly, and it was so funny that he leaned over and put his lips on his ear, and said with a smile, "Don't be afraid." " Then he let go of his hand and walked towards the door.

He was pulled back the next moment, and President Xiao looked at him in horror, with "Don't go" written in his eyes.

The knocking on the door continued.

Su Zhi smiled, raised his hand to hold the back of Xiao Ruantang's neck, stroked it gently a few times, and waited for the person to recover, and then said: "It's okay, trust me." He knew who was outside the door. With spectrum.

President Xiao here is still immersed in the story he just told, his back is covered in cold sweat, he didn't even notice that he was hugged by actor Su just now, or even kissed on the neck and ears, he just felt his heart beating like thunder , only a sharp roar remained in my ears——

He saw King Su's movement and opened the door leisurely——

His heart stopped suddenly, and he could feel that something particularly terrifying would happen——

In the next second, he saw clearly what was outside the door.

President Xiao: "..."

It was a rabbit in denim overalls...

God damn rabbit!

This rabbit is only as tall as Su Zhi's calf. It has two long ears, one standing high and the other half drooping. Its eyes are black, big and round, clean and clear, and its two white rabbit teeth are right in front of it. He kept wriggling, chewing the carrot in his mouth.Seeing the door open, it looked up at Su Zhi, then looked inside the door, and when it met Xiao Ruantang's gaze, its eyes lit up immediately, and it bounced towards this side.

It was only then that Xiao Ruantang discovered that the rabbit was still wearing shoes, and as it jumped, it made a "tattling" sound.

President Xiao: "..."

He suddenly felt like he was sweating in vain.

With a sound of "pop", the light in the room was turned on, and the room was quickly restored to brightness. President Xiao looked up, and saw Su Zhi leaning against the door with his arms folded and looking at him. His face was expressionless, but his eyes were bright. I can't hide my smile.

Xiao Ruantang: "..."

After a while, Mr. President felt that he had to do something to maintain his majesty as a domineering president.

So he coughed lowly, and said solemnly: "Brother, I just told you a story. Look, we can tell others through this story that you should close the door when you sleep at night."

However, his own villain who was frightened just now was twitching in his mind.

You worthless!I am ashamed in front of King Su!

Looking up, he saw Su Yingdi still looking at him silently in the same posture just now.

President Xiao: "..."

At this moment, President Xiao became a little annoyed, and a dark thought suddenly appeared in his mind.

Can he knock Su Yingdi unconscious?

And then a blah blah magic to erase Su Yingdi's memory just now?

Forget about that scene just now, we are still friends!

At this time, the little rabbit at the door had already hopped and ran to him, firmly grasping his trouser legs with its two paws, blinking at him with big eyes, looking pitifully begging for a hug, standing upright. His two big ears trembled a bit, looking cute and cute.

President Xiao subconsciously looked over, and was immediately hit. He couldn't help stretching out his hand and hugged the rabbit.

The fluffy touch in his hand was so comfortable, Xiao Ruantang squeezed it several times, and even the embarrassment of being scared just now disappeared a lot.

In the next second, Rabbit took out an apple from the pocket of the overalls, and looked at him with bright eyes, looking expectant.

At this moment, President Xiao suddenly thought of something, looked at the fluffy dumpling in his arms, and asked uncertainly, "Su Wen?"

The little rabbit nodded abruptly, blinked his big eyes, took out bananas, oranges and grapes from his pocket, and handed them to him very attentively.

President Xiao was once again so cute that his heart trembled. He buried his face in the little rabbit's body and sucked it for a while, and his uncle laughed the whole time.

Emma!The little angel Su Wen turned into a rabbit is so cute!

Simply a baby!

Before he could suck enough, a hand stretched out, gently pinched the back of his neck, and pulled him out of Su Wen's body.While he was in a daze, Xiao Ruantang's braid was gently pulled, Xiao Ruantang was forced to raise his head, and met Su Zhi's slightly gloomy face, his eyes were dark, seemed a little displeased?

President Xiao:? ?

In the next second, his arms were empty, and the little rabbit was carried away by the cold-faced actor Su. Before Xiao Ruantang could resist, he dragged him forward and walked to the opposite wall.When I got closer, I realized that the walls seemed to be receding slowly, and the entire space began to sink like an elevator.

And as the speed of the descent became faster and faster, President Xiao seemed to have thought of something, and his face became more and more excited, turning his head to look at Su Zhi from time to time: "Brother! Is that what I think?! Brother? Brother!"

Before Su Zhi returned, the little rabbit in his arms nodded hurriedly: Yes, yes!Brother said!

Sure enough, a few seconds later, the two of them and a rabbit reached the ground, and a high-tech warehouse door was slowly opened, revealing all kinds of superhero equipment inside, including Batman, The Flash, Green Lantern, Captain America, various suits of Iron Man!

President Xiao was so happy that he was going crazy, his eyes glowed and he ran over directly, ran around, first took the Batman suit, then turned his head to look at Su Zhi, and excitedly took Joe's suit and handed it to Su Zhi: "Brother! Brother! You wear your battle uniform, let's fight!"

At the same time, the roof above the warehouse slowly opened, revealing the blue sky outside, which can be used as an aerial arena.

When the two came out after changing their battle clothes, they glanced at each other, and two words flashed in Mr. President's mind: good breasts!

Mr. Actor, after all, is nearly 1.9 meters tall. He needs muscles and lines. He is an ideal figure for a man. On the other hand, the president himself, wearing a Batman suit is just like...a paper-wrapped chicken...

Spicy chicken!

No!It does not matter!

President Xiao tried his best to straighten his chest, brushing away the associations of chicken wrapped in paper in his mind.

Qiao's battle suit also has the function of flying in the air, so President Xiao glanced at the sky, took out the equipment in his hand, and looked excited.

Su Zhi looked at the miniature Batman who was a head shorter than him, the corner of his mouth was drawn upwards, and then he raised his eyebrows: "Challenge me with Batman first?"

Hearing this, Mr. President, who turned into Batman, instantly entered the state: "Brother! Let's fight!"

Then for a whole night, Mr. President was fucked by Best Actor Su, oh no, it was a blast.

The next morning, Mr. President woke up with a backache and went downstairs rubbing his waist, but he was very excited.Seriously, who was reading the newspaper in the lobby, was completely shocked when he saw Xiao Ruantang's overly indulgent|desire|excessive face: "What the hell, Xiaotang! What did you do last night?"

President Xiao had a pair of thick dark circles under his eyes, and his eyes were full of excitement: "I've been with someone all night!" After speaking, he waved his right hand and made a movement of raising a knife with his hand, feeling extremely handsome, "It's so cool!"

The next second, seeing Su Zhi coming down the stairs, Mr. President was excited for a moment and waved his hand: "Brother Su! Brother Su!"

When someone approached, Mr. President suddenly turned into a fanboy, and blurted out a word without thinking: "Brother! You were so good last night!"

Su Zhi nodded calmly, but there was an imperceptible smile in his eyes.

Looking at the backs of the two walking away side by side, the eyes fell on Xiao Ruantang's movement of supporting his lower back and his unnatural walking posture, a flash of lightning flashed in his serious mind, he sat up straight instantly, and his face became solemn stand up.

All night?So cool?

Was it great last night?

What the hell!

With a serious face suddenly ferocious, he raised his hand and slapped the table hard——

Su Zhi, what did you beast do to my dog ​​son? !

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