Relying on group chats to tease the actor [Entertainment]

Xiao Ruantang ran to the sauna after taking the photo.

He was lying face down on the wooden floor, his head was so dizzy that he almost fell asleep.

But the bottom of my heart was very excited, happy, jumping and spinning 360 degrees and cheering endlessly.

Two days ago, he made a bet with Xia Dong that if he could practice in the gym for an hour, he would promise himself a request.

Xia Dong is such a chicken thief, I don't know how much I have suffered under his hands, except for his brother, no one has ever been able to stop him.

As for Xiao Ruantang, who is at the bottom of the IQ in this circle - of course he will never admit it, being able to get a request from Xia Dong is an opportunity that can only be obtained in hundreds of years!

Hehehehe, what should I ask him for?

His family seems to have just bought an emerald screen a while ago, and he likes it very much, why don't you borrow it to play?

The young Mr. President was making plans one after another in his mind, and denying them one by one, when suddenly he felt darkness around him, as if something was covering him, blocking the light above.

There are big and small sauna rooms here. Xiao Ruantang specially chose a small one, just to avoid staying with other people. Although there may be two or three people in a small room, it is usually the boss who communicates with the boss. It's used when you're in love, otherwise, who would come to the gym, wouldn't it be enough to go to the sauna at home?

But what if someone came in now?

He turned his head in a daze and looked in the direction of the door.

In the next second, he trembled all over, and his whole body was frightened.

Ahead is a big!Meat!Mountain!

Alas!

A pile of fat meat stood in front of him like a huge mountain, and the owner of the pile of meat was facing him with his legs spread apart, his face was as dark and dark as before, like his dead parents, and he stared at him without blinking.Seeing him looking over, he nodded towards him from top to bottom, his face still ugly.

Then he turned around on his own, and sat down on a wooden bench by the door.

no!The point is not this!The point is that after he sat down, he still spread his legs apart, and the thing between the two legs was facing him from afar!

I'm so crazy!Spicy eyes!

Mr. President's whole body was stiff, and he tried his best to turn his face away, but he didn't dare to move.

After coming in just now, he completely let himself go, danced a few freestyle dances, and threw the bath towel on the beam. Now his state...

Ok……

The wind is blowing butt is a bit cold,

Obviously this is a sauna.

Mr. President twisted his face, looked up at the bath towel still hanging on the beam, and was struggling violently...

Although I just glanced at it just now...but... the size of the big meat mountain...

Too much self esteem...

If he stands up, he will definitely be seen... unless he keeps pointing his ass at the person, then walks around the wall before going out...

But doesn't that mean that you have a guilty conscience?What is he guilty of?What is he guilty of? !

There was silence, and the room was awkward.

Su Zhi sat on the wooden bench, his eyes turned around the person lying on the ground, and found that the boy was really thin, with protruding shoulder blades, his back seemed to have clear bones, the waist line was very obvious, and his buttocks were a bit fleshy, but On the whole, it still looks a little malnourished.

No wonder I collapsed on the ground and couldn't move after a few minutes of practice.

Then his eyes moved up and involuntarily fell on the little braid at the back of his head.

The length of the small braid was as long as the waist, and it was braided into a three-strand braid. It went all the way down the sunken spine, leaving a black mark on the fair skin. The man's left waist hangs down, and the ends of his hair hang down on the floor, shaking slightly as the man turns his head.

Su Zhi's heart was suddenly scratched by something.

He frowned, suppressed the strange feeling in his heart, and began to close his eyes to rest.

There are quite a few sauna rooms that require full nudity. Su Zhi has an innate advantage, and there is no pressure in his heart. Naturally, he doesn't know the pain in the heart of Mr. President who is not far away.

After a while, he heard something.

Opening his eyes subconsciously, Su Zhi saw the movement of the person lying on the ground with his left leg stretched forward, his arms on the ground, and his upper body slightly straightened.Because of the positional relationship between the two of them, after the man straightened up, their faces and chests were facing each other.

Su Zhi had been exercising regularly before being fattened, and the skin color of his whole body was a beautiful wheat color. Due to the needs of filming these days, his skin was a lot whiter, but the overall color was still a healthy wheat color.In contrast, the complexion of the person opposite was a little pale, and the two pink spots on the chest became the only color.

The moment the two looked at each other, Xiao Ruantang froze suddenly.

Hehe, he managed to get up while the man closed his eyes, but he saw it, hehehehe.

Fortunately, he didn't get up all the way, hehehe, his lower body was still on the ground.

A group of beasts ran wildly in his heart. In this life-and-death battle of male self-esteem, Mr. President said that he must keep his last dignity even if he dies.

So he smiled at Fatty Wei on the opposite side, slowly bent his arms, and lay down again.

"I'll move around, move around."

For the next 10 minutes, Su Zhi saw the man on the ground sometimes resting his chin, sometimes hitting the ground with his nails, sometimes pulling his own braid from behind, using the end of his hair as a brush to write and draw on the ground, and finally sighed with great sorrow. After taking a breath, the whole person lay down again in a large font.

With a look of lovelessness in life, she just can't get up.

The corners of Su Zhi's lips hooked imperceptibly, and his mood suddenly improved.

Xiao Ruantang didn't know when she fell asleep, and when she woke up, there was no one else in the sauna room.

Thank goodness!

Mr. President breathed a sigh of relief, got up from the ground, raised his hand to touch his braid with lingering fear, walked out quickly, took a shower, changed back into his clothes and planned to go home.As soon as he got in the car, Ruan Siwei sent a message.

Feudal exploitation of big landlords: Come to the company.

Today: Gaha?

Feudal exploitation of big landlords: If you have something to do, come quickly.

Today: Can't come!I just suffered a brutal mental attack, and I couldn't recover for a while.

Feudal Exploitation Landlord: If you don’t come, I will attack you inhumanely and brutally, it’s up to you to choose.

Today: ... spicy chicken!Am I still your baby?

Feudal exploitation of big landlords: You look up at the note you gave me, and then speak with your conscience.

Today: My conscience is alive and well!

Feudal Exploitation of Big Landlords: All right, this month’s salary will be deducted.

Today: spicy chicken!

Feudal exploitation of big landlords: Pocket money is also deducted, 3

Today: spicy chicken!

Feudal Exploitation of Big Landlords: Scold as much as you like, 2

Today: spicy chicken!

Feudal Exploitation Landlords: 1

Today: ... Fuck!

Today: I will go!

Feudal Exploitation of Big Landlords: Are you driving today or Xiao Li?

Today: myself.

Today: So don't blame me if I can't get to the company, remember to ask Brother Zhang to come to the hospital to pick me up.

Feudal Exploitation of Landlords: ...I suddenly had a bad feeling.

Today: It's not an illusion, I have it too!

Feudal exploitation of big landlords: ... the speed of the car should not exceed [-].

Putting down the phone, Xiao Ruantang gave a middle finger to his elder brother's profile picture, then sighed with complicated emotions, started the car and drove towards the city center.

So this afternoon, many drivers on the highway saw a cool Porsche sports car moving forward like a snail at a speed of less than twenty miles.

"Fuck! Are you an idiot?!"

"Damn it, is this a child driving on the road? Waste of everything, what the hell!"

"This is a 60-year-old man, right? My dad drives faster than this!"

……

Along the way, there were horns all over the back of the car, and a few young people even slowed down to drive to him, pulled down the window and yelled at him as an idiot.

Mr. President was so angry that he raised his middle fingers several times at those young people.

Spicy chicken!Do you think I want to be an old man? !

When he passed the fourth traffic light, his right eyelid jumped up suddenly, and a familiar, ominous premonition enveloped his head.

Mr. President is shocked.

I'm coming!finally come!

Xiao Ruantang quickly put into gear, and just about to pull over to stop the car, a figure suddenly ran out from the right side of the road, hit the car with a "bang", and then fell down.The movements are crisp and neat, without sloppiness, and the positioning is extremely coquettish. From the perspective of the car, it is true that it caused an accident and hurt people.

Mr. President twisted his face and twitched his fingers.

day!One step slower!

There was a sudden noise around, and someone came and knocked on his car window.

"Hey! Come out! You hit my mother! Do you want to run away?!" The man who knocked on the door was a strong man with a finger-thick gold necklace around his neck and a blue dragon pattern tattooed on his arm. The appearance of a big brother in the underworld.

The president opened the car window expressionlessly, quickly pressed 110, looked at the strong man outside the door and said into the microphone: "At the entrance of Yimei Department Store on Shancai Road, there was a car accident, I was hit—"

The brawny man suddenly snatched Xiao Ruantang's cell phone: "What are you talking about?! Hit someone and don't admit it, say I'm touching! Come out!" He put the cell phone to his ear and said, "Yes! It's here. My mother was hit by him. Please send someone over to look."

Xiao Ruantang sneered, opened the car door and walked out, and was immediately pushed on the chest by the strong man.

"Why, you still don't want to admit it? You still want to admit it after bumping into my mother?"

The old man in front shouted loudly: "Oh, my leg is broken!"

Mr. President was so angry that he raised his hand and knocked the man's arm off, and smiled at him: "Don't worry, if I hit your mother, I will definitely pay you." Then he turned around and was about to go to the back of the car.

The arm was immediately pulled: "Why, you still want to run away? You want to run away after hitting someone? Come on! Is there any reason! Hit my mother with a sports car and want to run away! Run away!" The last sentence the man shouted to the surrounding people.

Xiao Ruantang looked around and found that someone was already pointing at him.

It seems that what I encountered today was a hard stubble.

He shook his hand, still smiling politely: "Don't worry, I won't run away." After speaking, he took out an iron rod from under the back seat.

The strong man was stunned for a moment, then his face changed, he took a step back, and shouted: "What! It's not counted as bumping into someone, but you still want to hit me now? I told you that all the people around you are watching. If you dare-- "

"Bang-"

The strong man's voice stopped abruptly, like a duck being strangled by the neck, he stared dumbfounded at the young man in front of him.

The surrounding people also exclaimed in disbelief.

"Crazy..."

"Fuck..."

Not far away, Su Zhi, who was blocked at the intersection and forced to watch the whole scene, suddenly twitched.

Looking at the man with a black line all over his head——

Wrecked my car...

"Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Thirty seconds later, the man panted and turned around to look at the strong man, shook his head in a chic way, and threw the little braid behind his head, the smile on his face was still polite and brilliant, and his eight white teeth gleamed .

"Your mother crashed my car, you pay for it."

The author has something to say:

Mr. Xiao: Come on, come on!Who can touch porcelain!

Author: Mr. Xiao, why did you smash the car?

Mr. Xiao: Rich, self-willed!