Relying on group chats to tease the actor [Entertainment]

Mr. President was so frightened that he lost his language function, he didn't know what he did, he didn't remember anything he saw, he had long forgotten that this was just a dream, and all he could think was "It's over, I'm going to be killed by Zou Yunyi" The thought, as well as the fierce and frightening look in Su Zhi's eyes as he walked all the way just now.

It wasn't until the back of his head was held by something, and there was a low, pleasant, but impatient "shut up", that he subconsciously stopped, and looked at the front of him with eyes that were reddened by fright. Su Zhi who was very close to him.

Su Zhi stared at Xiao Ruantang, who looked like a frightened rabbit daring to speak, with black lines all over his head.He really didn't expect that President Xiao, who had just sworn that there was no problem, became so frightened when he saw him approaching. He had already come out of Zou Yunyi's state when he heard "Brother, come back".

Thinking of the way Su Wen used to comfort him when he was afraid in the past, he raised his hand to hold the back of Xiao Ruantang's neck, imitating the way of petting a small animal, and stroked it lightly a few times.When he realized that the other party's body had finally relaxed, he said, "Are you awake?"

Mr. President, who had barely calmed down, still looked at him with a blank face, and it took him a long time to ask a question in fear.

"elder brother?"

"Ah."

Xiao Ruantang just let go of half of her heart, paused and continued to ask: "Aren't you Zou Yunyi?"

"No."

"Is it Su Zhi?"

Su Zhi: "...Yes."

President Xiao cautiously stretched out his hand and touched Su Zhi's body.

"Is it really Su Zhi?"

"……it is true."

"It's not that Zou Yunyi pretended to be Su Zhi and lied to me that you are Su Zhi and not Zou Yunyi, but in fact you are Zou Yunyi?"

At the juncture of life and death, Mr. President's thoughts have never been so clear as at this moment.

Su Yingdi was a little tired: "I am Su Zhi."

Hearing this, the half-stretched nerves of Mr. President finally completely relaxed.Then, his originally stopped brain started to function, remembering how all this happened just now, how he was frightened, and after being frightened...

Wait, did he see something strange just now?Xiao Ruantang turned his head suddenly, and looked at Su Yingdi again, but he didn't see Su Yingdi in the appearance just now, let alone his lower body. The Su Yingdi in front of him was clearly well-dressed, still wearing that tight prince outfit.

Fuck, was he already frightened to have that hallucination at that time?

Why did he still have that hallucination when he was almost scared to pee?

He really doesn't want to see what's not his, please let it go!

But he clearly remembered that Su Zhibian and Zou Yunyi had only one bed sheet on him before, could it be that those were also his hallucinations?

"Are you okay?" The low voice in the ear interrupted the roar in President Xiao's head.

Mr. President smiled awkwardly, shook his head and quickly changed the subject: "It's okay, it's okay...Brother, then are we forgetting about the plot?"

Hearing this, Su Zhi raised his head and looked up solemnly, Xiao Ruantang subconsciously made the same movement, but he didn't see anything, there was darkness above, and he couldn't even see the ceiling.

"Let's go, but I'm not sure when the plot will start, I can only wait."

"Oh."

Su Zhi walked back to the center of the bedroom and sat on the edge of the bed. He had experienced enough of this situation, and he was already used to it.But apparently the Mr. President not far away didn't realize that something was wrong, he was extremely uncomfortable, he had no place to put his hands and feet, walked back and forth several times, squatted down and stood up, and unconsciously pulled his braid...

A few minutes later, Su Zhi finally knew the reason for Xiao Ruantang's actions.I saw Mr. President, with a look of lovelessness on his face, calling him weakly: "Brother..."

Su Zhi looked over: "?"

Xiao Ruantang's eyes flickered, her face flushed slightly, and she hesitated to speak.

Su Zhi frowned: "Speak up if you have something to say."

Xiao Ruantang shy for a moment, and said very embarrassedly: "Brother...I want...to go to the bathroom..."

Su Zhi: "..."

Mr. President's heart is desperate.

He is obviously a prince in a fairy tale!

How could the prince have physical needs?

Fairy tales are indeed deceptive!

Su Zhi was silent for a while, then raised his head and closed his eyes. After a few seconds, he raised his hand and pointed to a corner: "It's over there."

Xiao Ruantang immediately walked over, and opened the door embedded in the wall, which was integrated with the surrounding walls.

In the next second, Mr. President had no expression on his face, and closed the door resolutely with a bang.

Who can tell him why it was dark when he opened the door, and the two sides of the brick-paved passage are full of swaying dark yellow light...

The living Conan opening title castle murder scene.

I just want to go to the toilet, I don't want to enter the horror park, thank you!

Xiao Ruantang walked back again, and when she raised her head, she met the gaze of King Su who was looking over.

He tried his best to maintain a calm expression on his face: "It's okay... I'll come back later."

5 minute later.

Su Zhi looked suspiciously into the corner where there were constant movements, and found that Mr. President had already started to take small steps with a cold expression on his face.

Su Zhi: "..."

He looked at the closed door, and said with some puzzlement: "The toilet is right there, you can use it if you want."

Xiao Ruantang, who was seen through, really wanted to say "I can do it" in a cool and domineering way, but his bladder kept screaming, no matter how much willpower he had, it was useless now!But when he thought of the scene behind that door, he refused a hundred thousand times!After thinking about it, the light bulb in my head suddenly went on with a ding.

Mr. President asked Su Zhi in a very sincere tone: "Brother, are you interested in exploring the castle? There may be headless corpses, ghost knights, and men in black from Conan. It's very exciting!"

Xiao Ruantang tried hard to maintain the expression on his face, his eyes were full of "I didn't lie to you, it's really exciting", but his heart was pounding, and because of what he said just now, he thought of a possibility for a moment-if he walked away , What if Su Yingdi turned into Zou Yunyi on his hind legs?The script immediately became brilliant, okay?An ax hit the bathroom door, and a hideous smiling face was pasted on it!

Gan!

Thinking of this, Xiao Ruantang felt that he couldn't hold his urine anymore!

President Xiao, who was falling into his own black hole, didn't realize that a flash of understanding and a smile flashed across the eyes of the actor Su.

Fortunately, Su Zhi finally stood up before he was completely scared to pee, and it seemed that he wanted to go to the bathroom with him.

Xiao Ruantang was so moved that tears streamed down his face.

The two pushed open the door and walked out, walking slowly along the dark passage, the sound of the heels of their boots hitting the ground echoed clearly in the passage.

With Su Yingdi at his side escorting him, President Xiao was relieved a lot, but listening to this creepy "click" sound, Mr. President always had the illusion that one of the voices was not from him or Su Yingdi.In addition, Su Yingdi always took the wrong step to walk behind him, and the conjectures about Zou Yunyi just now flooded in again, scaring President Xiao almost to run away...

His heart was about to jump out of his throat, President Xiao tried to stay calm, and called out: "Brother..."

Su Zhi's voice was unusually steady: "What?"

It's okay, it's okay, this is Su Yingdi's voice.

"Brother, can you walk beside me?" As he said that, Xiao Ruantang subconsciously grabbed Su Zhi's hand, and he quickly caught it.He held that hand tightly, not daring to let go.

Unprepared, Su Zhi, who was caught by President Xiao's hand, paused, looked down at the hands they were holding, and wanted to pull it back, but felt the sweaty palm of his own hand, pulling back He stopped immediately, and he had a new understanding of the degree of fear in Xiao Ruantang's heart.

He still didn't let go, Ren Xiaoruantang pulled him all the way, and walked quickly to the bathroom at the end.

When he opened the bathroom door, Mr. President was stunned.

What the hell are the pink floor tiles and flowers all around?Why is the spooky interior of the outer passage completely decorated with princess style? !

Spicy chicken!Who created this dream? !If you come out, I will not kill you!

But the situation is critical, and I can't control that much anymore, Xiao Ruantang turned around and said to Su Zhi seriously, "Brother, you must wait for me!" Then he quickly closed the door, ran to the toilet and prepared to free himself— —

But at the critical moment of release, a thought flashed in Mr. President's mind, which made him use the most steadfast willpower in his life to forcefully hold back the surging tide of urination——

Wait, if he urinates, will he wet the bed in reality?

That's how he wet the bed as a kid!

President Xiao was dumbfounded.

To pee, or not to pee, that became a big question!

Do you want to wake up naturally?

Mr. Xiao, who was hesitating at the crossroads of his life, hadn't made up his mind yet, when he suddenly heard a knock on the door, accompanied by a magnetic voice unique to the actor Su, saying, "Are you ready?" Mr. President couldn't help but pee out .

The sound of drizzling water rang out in the silent space, very clearly.

Xiao Ruantang: "..."

As if feeling hopeless...

despair...

Wait, why hasn't he woke up yet?

President Xiao was shocked.

So it's just a dream?Can't wet the bed?

But before he had time to be ecstatic, the next moment he found that the whole bathroom was echoing with the sound of running water.And Su Yingdi was standing outside, he could hear himself going to the toilet.

This is very embarrassing.

So Mr. President began to hum in a disguised manner, trying to cover up the sound of the water.

Hearing the humming sound, Su Zhi who was standing outside twitched.

It was the theme song of a movie he starred in back then, and the song was a good one, but the tune had gone to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

After listening for a while, Su Zhi couldn't bear it anymore, knocked on the door with his knuckles and said in a low voice, "Shut up."

The bathroom suddenly fell silent, and all the humming of water disappeared.

Su Zhi raised his eyebrows: "Okay?"

A weak sound came from inside: "...not yet..."

"Stop talking nonsense and solve it quickly."

"……Oh."

The sound of drizzling water rang out again, it was still tentative at first, but then it was let go, continuously.

After a while, there was another crisp reciting voice: "Cough cough, noisy and mixed bombs, big pearls and small pearls falling on the jade plate——"

Su Zhi only felt the veins popping out on his forehead: "...shut up!"

"……Oh."

Mr. President is a little aggrieved.

The author has something to say:

President: [Deformed because of grievance.jpg]

Author: For an interview, Mr. President, why did you think of that poem?

President: Which sentence?

Author: Big pearls and small pearls falling on a jade plate.

President: ...

President: I really didn't mean to!