When Two Alphas Meet, One's an Omega

There is nothing new under the sun.

When Jian Songyi woke up again after a long night of drinking and singing, he felt a headache again, but this time it was worse than last time.

Frowning, retracting the quilt, wanting to continue sleeping.

However, noisy voices came from the living room downstairs, which made his headache worse, and even woke up the pain in his knees.

He wondered why it hurt, but the memory seemed to be locked, and it took a little effort to remember what had happened.

He was lazy and didn't want to think about it, so he sank himself into the pillow and quilt, closed his eyes, and emptied his mind, showing a half-asleep and half-awake state.

After a while, the voices downstairs disappeared, the door closed, and there were footsteps upstairs, and the door opened.

Jian Song didn't need to use his brain, and knew it was Bai Huai, so he kept his original state and didn't move.

Soon, a gentle kiss fell on the forehead: "Hey, get up and drink the honey water, and then continue to sleep after drinking."

"I don't want to drink." Jian Songyi retracted her little head, and muttered in a low voice, "Why are you at my house again, be careful not to be discovered by my mother."

Bai Huai originally intended to remind him of a cruel fact, but after thinking about it, he held back.

Forget it, just got up, let the little poor take it easy.

So I just lifted the quilt, hugged him, let him sit against the bed, and then picked up the cup on the bedside table: "Drink the water, take the stomach medicine, and go back to sleep."

Jian Songyi lazily wrapped her hands around his neck, half leaning against the head of the bed, dazed and motionless, not bothering to open her eyelids.

Bai Huai sighed, inserted a straw into the cup, and brought it to Jian Songyi's lips: "Hold it."

Jian Song reluctantly contributed some sucking strength.

After he finally drank it kindly, Bai Huai took out two more pills: "Open your mouth."

Although lazy, but obedient, he opened his mouth obediently, revealing a little red tip of his tongue.

If he didn't know that someone would have a catastrophe of self-destruction today, Bai Huai would probably take the opportunity to bully and bully him, but thinking about what Jian Songyi was about to face, Bai Huai couldn't bear it.

Because of this unbearable, even last night when Jian Songyi took the initiative to be so enthusiastic, Bai Huai resisted not touching him.

I was just afraid that adding more fuel to the raging fire would cause someone to explode on the spot after waking up.

After feeding him the medicine and wiping his mouth again, he stuffed him back into the bed and tucked him tightly: "Let's sleep a little longer."

Jian Song rubbed against the quilt and complained: "Headache, knee pain."

The pain in the knee is because Jian Songyi insisted on making trouble yesterday, and he couldn't stop it. As for the headache...

Bai Huai rubbed his head: "Sleep for a while and it won't hurt."

But Jian Songyi became more energetic after being tormented like this, and couldn't fall asleep. She opened her eyes slightly and looked at him: "Did someone come to the house just now? It was so noisy."

Bai Huai paused, avoiding the key part of the wording: "Well, Yang Yue and the others came just now."

"What are they doing here?"

"Birthday presents on behalf of the class."

Jian Song glanced out of the corner of her eye, and she really caught a glimpse of a gift box on the bedside, which should have been brought up by Bai Huai just now.

So he half propped himself up, trying to bring it over to see what it was.

Bai Huai was a little worried, he always felt that Yang Yue and Xu Jiaxing seemed to be here today to avenge their personal revenge, so he reached out and held the gift box: "Would you like to sleep a little longer?"

Jian Songyi pulled his hand away: "Are you jealous? Let me tell you, you, Brother Song, are very popular and have been accumulated over the years. You can't be jealous or envious. Get out of the way and don't block me from opening the present." .”

Then he brought the box to him in a shy voice.

The box was wrapped in silk and satin so delicately and elegantly that it looked very expensive.

Jian Songyi felt that this group of people still had a conscience, and that she treated them well on weekdays, and they still remembered it.

After all, when Yang Yue and Xu Jiaxing gave Bai Huai sneakers worth 1 yuan, they should at least give him a 24k pure gold figurine.

Thinking of this, Jian Songyi felt a little anticipation, raised the corners of her lips, and lazily unpacked the package.

Untie the colored rope, peel off the silk and satin, open the box cover, the blingbling is dazzling...?

What is this pitch-black thing?

Jian Songyi was stunned.

Then see the label - "XX Brand Simulation Wig (Men)"

……

wig?

two tops?

Two fluffy, naturally jet-black wigs?

Jian Songyi unconsciously scratched his hair, it was very lush.

He moved to the other corner of the box blankly.

A stack of papers, neatly arranged.

Or, is it your heartfelt confession of true feelings?

That's fine too.

The gift is not important, the important thing is the heart.

With her last hope in mind, Jian Songyi picked up a piece of paper and took a closer look.

In black and white, it reads:

[Quotations from Brother Song: You can say that I am not good, but you are not allowed to say that my boyfriend is not good, or you will be beaten every time you see him. 】

It was densely packed and written ten times.

Jian Songyi felt a bad feeling, he put it down and changed one.

Another kind of handwriting, Songge Quotations...

Another one, it’s Song Ge’s quotations…

Another one...

……

Jane was silent.

The locked brain was unlocked by Song Ge's quotations one after another.

He remembered.

He drank too much.

He reached out for a hug in front of the whole class.

He considers himself a little squirrel in public.

After he recognized the little squirrel, he even bit Bai Huai.

He bit Bai Huai and didn't allow the onlookers to leave. He insisted on letting others sit down and listen to him praise his boyfriend.

……

There was a short and long silence.

Jian Song calmly put down the box, lifted the quilt, got up, got out of bed, walked to the window, opened the window, stepped on the window sill with a long leg.

Bai Huai hurriedly hugged him from behind, hugged him back, pressed him on the bed, and raised his eyebrows: "You want me to be a widower?"

Jian Songyi had no expression on his face, his heart was ashamed, and he didn't even have the desire to resist.

Since he was a child, he loved saving face the most. For so many years, how much he pretended to be a coward, suffered a lot, and endured a lot of unknown handsomeness, so that the coquettish king's persona was only dented, and now it is destroyed like this.

The mountains and rivers he beat down with one punch and one kick are gone like this.

Just because of one Bai Huai.

Sure enough, beauty is a disaster, and beauty is detrimental to the country.

Thinking of this, he closed his eyes in despair.

"Bai Huai, give me a good time, and then forget about me from now on, we owe nothing to each other."

Bai Huai made up his mind last night, today he must focus on appeasement, never tease someone, and never add fuel to the fire.

However, seeing Jian Songyi like this, he couldn't help but chuckled: "That might not work, I can't do it, and I really can't forget you."

Jian Songyi has no will to live: "Then let me go, I will do it myself, if you really can't forget it, I will allow you to be buried with me."

Bai Huai felt distressed and wanted to laugh.

He lowered his head and kissed the corner of his eyes, and coaxed softly: "No, it's not that embarrassing. They promised me that they wouldn't mention it again, and I promise not to mention it. Just pretend it never happened, okay?"

As soon as the voice fell, the phone rang.

Jian Song turned her head to look.

Yang Yue: Brother Song, happy newlyweds, happy adults, I wish you and Master Bai a happy marriage for a hundred years.The birthday gift is the heart of all of us. The gift is light and the affection is heavy. I hope you like it. ——Love your class of students.

……

Jian Songyi started looking for the knife.

Ding dong, the phone rang again, it was still Yang Yue.

[Oh, by the way, Brother Song, there is a small gift hidden under the wig. I personally prepared it for you. Don't miss it! 】

Jian Songyi felt that since she had already made up her mind to die, it would be better to die knowingly.

So he turned sideways, turned his head, stretched out his hand, hooked the box, picked up the wig, and shook it.

Then "baji".

A small square aluminum foil bag fell out.

Ultra-thin, spiral, strawberry flavored.

Jane Songyi: "..."

Bai Huai: "..."

Bai Huai felt that if Yang Yue was beaten to death by Jian Songyi, he would be willing to help collect the body.

He looked at the red color that gradually spread from Jane's neck, fearing that his boyfriend would commit suicide in shame and anger, he quickly grabbed the small bag and put it in his pocket.

Then he kissed the blushing Jian Songyi: "Good boy, we didn't see anything just now."

"...I saw it! I'm not fucking blind!"

"You didn't see it." Bai Huai was serious.

"Get lost." Jian Song violently pushed Bai Huai away, "Get out of the way!"

Then he stood up, picked up a baseball bat from the corner of the room, and walked out.

Bai Huai stretched out his arm, wrapped his arms around his waist, and hugged him back: "Where are you going in Pikachu's pajamas?"

Last night, Jian Songyi, who was clamoring to wear super cute Pikachu pajamas, now has a murderous look on her face, and her tone is cold: "Murder to silence, 30 people present, none of them will be left behind."

"It's too hard to kill thirty people, I'm afraid you will be tired."

Jian Songyi heard the words, raised her head, looked at Bai Huai, with a serious face: "Bai Huai, do you love me?"

"I love you."

"Then I'll give you two options, one to kill me, the other to kill them all."

"Well, you go to sleep first, and I'll be back when you wake up."

After Bai Huai finished speaking, he kissed his forehead affectionately, then took the baseball bat, turned around and opened the door, as if he was really going to kill for love.

"Bring me back!"

Bai Huai is back.

Jian Songyi knew that she was done.

Feeling helpless, he squatted down in a self-defeating manner, rolled himself into a ball, buried his head, and only exposed the two red roots of his ears.

Bai Huai picked up the ball and put it back under the quilt.

Jian Song curled up under the quilt, covered her face with her hands, arched her back, curled her legs, put her knees on the back of her hands, and dutifully acted like a small shrimp ball.

He is just a small shrimp ball, he is not worthy of being a human being, he is unwilling to face the world, and he is unwilling to face what happened.

Do not ask.

It's embarrassing to ask.

Really embarrassing.

He Jian Songyi has never been so embarrassing in his life.

I'd rather die.

Ahhhhh!

How could he be cute and want to be hugged!

How could he confidently say "I am a little squirrel"!

How could he bite Bai Huai in front of so many people!

How could he say such nasty things!

Is he crazy!

Yes, he is crazy.

The love affair is exposed like this, the face is gone, the image is gone, the dignity is gone, and the hair is gone.

It's all gone, everything is gone.

Shame.

It's really embarrassing.

Jian Songyi buried himself completely in the quilt and wrapped it tightly. He felt that this dark quilt was the happiest and warmest place in the world, and he wanted to spend the rest of his life here.

Bai Huai watched the undulation of the quilt getting lower and lower, for fear that he would be bored.

She reached out and pulled him out of the quilt, hugged him, and kissed him: "Are you going to hide for a lifetime?"

Jian Songyi buried her head even lower, wishing she could get into Bai Huai's skirt to hide herself.

Bai Huai let him drill, and asked in a low voice: "Do you feel ashamed?"

"Nonsense! Try it on you!"

"I don't think it's embarrassing, it's cute."

"You think everything is cute!" Jian Song became angry when he realized this, raised his head, opened his eyes wide, and said angrily, "Why didn't you stop me last night! Can't you drag me away? Did you mean it! Did you Just waiting for this day!"

"I'm sorry, it's all my fault, but I didn't mean to."

Patient and gentle, but Jian Songyi suddenly felt guilty.

He clearly knew that it had become a habit for Bai Huai to pamper him.And as long as you want to do something, no one can stop you, not to mention that you are drunk, it will only be unreasonable.

If Bai Huai didn't go along with him, maybe it would be even more embarrassing.

It's really unreasonable for him to vent his anger on Bai Huai now.

And what he said was a bit hurtful, as if Bai Huai did it on purpose in order to publicize his relationship.

Hurriedly hugging Bai Huai's neck, he rubbed his arms: "I didn't mean that, don't be upset, I feel ashamed because I'm drunk and crazy, not because I feel ashamed in the public."

Bai Huai didn't think much at all, seeing Jian Songyi's sudden obedience, he was taken aback, and then realized that Jian Songyi was thinking too much, so he couldn't help laughing.

Whoever said that Jian Song was careless, she was more considerate than anyone else when she was meticulous, she was already ashamed like this, but she had to coax herself first.

How could his boyfriend be so sweet.

I couldn't help but bowed my head and kissed him: "What are you thinking? You confessed to me so sincerely last night, how could I have misunderstood you. Well, my domineering school girl?"

"……roll!"

Jian Songyi couldn't see a person like Bai Huai who would be brilliant just by giving him some color, thinking of his performance of "doting on him as a domineering school grass" last night, his face instantly turned red, and he kicked Bai Huai hard, "Get out of here! Get out now! I will never see you again, get out!"

Bai Huai laughed even harder, bowed his head and kissed him fiercely: "Okay, I'll get out, I'll go home and pack up first, we, Brother Song, stay calm and calm, as long as we don't break up, we can say anything, you can beat or scold as you please .”

"roll!"

Jian Songyi threw a pillow at Bai Huai and drove him out of her room.

Then turned over, "bang bang bang" slammed his head on the bed hard, felt that it was not enough, kicked his legs desperately, turned over and over, over and over again.

Like a small firecracker that was lit and placed flat on the ground and twisted around, buzzing, wishing to be ejected to heaven and bid farewell to the world.

After being so irritable for a full 10 minutes, Hongskin Songyi finally became exhausted, panting heavily, accepted the fact that he could not go to heaven, decided to calm down and think about remedial measures.

Option [-], it is better to have broken pieces of jade than to have everything broken.

Forget it, I'm still young.

Option two, transfer.

As long as I transfer schools quickly enough, Bagua and Peng Minghong can't keep up with me, and I can save face and hair.

Called Mr. Jian, and was hung up with a "huh".

Calling Ms. Tang, "Oh, Xiaoyi, you have to transfer to Xiaohuai, otherwise your little lover is in a different place...", "Crack", Jian Songyi hangs up by herself.

Option three, drop out of school and run away from home.

As long as I leave Nancheng, I will have a new world. From then on, the past has nothing to do with me, that is, I don’t have enough to eat, I don’t wear warm clothes, I don’t have transfers to pick up and drop off, and I don’t have tens of thousands of pocket money.

Forget it.

Option [-]: Violent accusation and criticism to curb the breeding of rumors.

feasible.

Jian Songyi took out her mobile phone, and the first step was to open the biggest right and wrong place in NFLS—Tieba.

Then I was stunned.

He originally thought that this must be a bloody day, and the Internet must be full of new chapters about his bloody love story with Bai Huai, as well as ruthless ridicule of his drunken gaffe.

However, no.

Clean and clean, no bad rumors.

He quit the post bar and opened Moments again.

Still the same.

Weibo, campus, space, and social networks he could think of were all as calm as ever.

Jian Songyi, who was used to her trouble-making physique, felt that there must be something wrong.

Find Yang Yue directly: What happened after last night?

Yang Yue: Damn, Brother Song, you have to ask Master Bai about this!What happened to you guys, I really don't know!

Jian Songyi: I'm asking why you are all so self-conscious and honest this time.

Yang Yue: ...

Yang Yue: Forget it, I think I still have to say, to contribute to your love.

Jian Songyi:?

Yang Yue: Everyone must have been arguing about this matter for a long time, but last night Master Bai sent each of us a message, saying that you drank too much today, causing trouble for everyone, and disturbing everyone, I am very sorry, a An apology, not to mention paying the bill, but also gave each person a red envelope.Then they explained one by one, saying that Peng Minghong is strict about puppy love, so he kept it secret and caused everyone to misunderstand. I'm sorry, and I don't mind everyone joking around, but I hope we can try our best not to tell what happened last night. I don't want you You don't have a happy birthday, and you don't want people to have bad comments about you.

Yang Yue: To be honest, Master Bai has been here for so long, many people have not said a word, but he added WeChat one by one, explained one by one, and did not post in groups. It is probably to show sincerity, even the international class He tried his best to make Tie Niu and the others shut up.As for Mr. Bo, I never thought he could talk so much. In fact, what a big deal. Isn't it because you know that you care about face and are thin-skinned, afraid that you will feel ashamed and unhappy?

Yang Yue: Brother Song, Master Bai really cares about you.To be honest, if I fall in love and my partner loves face and doesn't want to admit me, I must be sad, really.Just our age, isn't it the age that is eager to show off every day?It's not easy for Master Bai to do this.

Jane Songyi: Thank you.

Yang Yue: So, I think the sooner I use that gift from myself, the better.

Jian Songyi: Get out!

Put down the phone and bury yourself quietly under the quilt.

He was a little annoyed, Bai Huai was such an aloof and indifferent person, why should he find others to owe favors one by one.

My stinky face is face, but Bai Huai's face is not face.

He felt so distressed, why should his family, Bai Huai, have to suffer this kind of grievance.

It's all my fault for my stinky brother who loves face, no matter how important face is, can it be as important as Bai Huai?

And Yang Yue is right, at this age, when he is with someone he likes, he must be eager to show it off, and he is also like this in his subconscious, otherwise he would not have done such a secondary thing after getting drunk.

So since this is already the case, it is better to admit it openly.

Bai Huai has done so much for him, and he didn't want to lose face for Bai Huai, and shaved his head once, so what?

This is the symbol of youthful love.

From now on, I will talk about how bald I am for love, how awesome.

Jian Songyi made up her mind and decided to surprise Bai Huai.

So I got up, changed my clothes, picked out a dark green wool hat, went out, and walked all the way to the barber shop outside the mansion.

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