Wake up and become a cub [Entertainment]
Chapter 8
Yesterday the shit-shoveling officer was not here, Tu Shanbai was almost bored to death, today the shit-shoveling officer is going out again, he has to keep up with everything he says!
Tu Shanbai, who didn't want to be a stay-at-home cub, burrowed into Xie Beiwang's arms recklessly, his little claw clawed tightly at Xie Beiwang's collar, determined not to come down.
"White Mao Mao!!!"
Seeing that his young master was about to lose his temper, the housekeeper who doted on the cat hurriedly ran over, "Master, Maomao must be reluctant to come down because of you. You were not at home yesterday, and he was listless all day long, even eating There are fewer than usual...how about you take Maomao to the company today?"
Xie Beiwang looked at the housekeeper with a complicated expression: "You told me a few days ago not to indulge it, lest it turn into a squeamish cat."
"Ahem..." The butler coughed dryly, concealing his guilty conscience, and pretended to be serious, "Maomao is so cute and well-behaved, he will definitely not become a squeamish cat! Right, Maomao?"
Tu Shanbai knew that the butler was speaking for him, so he responded with a face: "Squeak!"
"Master, look, Mao Mao is so sensible!" The housekeeper persuaded earnestly: "Master, you can take Mao Mao to the company, it will definitely not make trouble, if it makes trouble, you...you just..."
The butler said 'you' for a long time, and finally said: "If it makes trouble, you don't take it to the company tomorrow."
Xie Beiwang: "..."
Daringly, the butler plans to take the cat to the company tomorrow too——
Seeing that it was time to go to work, Xie Beiwang knew that he would not be able to get rid of Mao Zai Zai today, so he could only carry Mao Zai Zai into the car.
Xie Beiwang's company is in the security business. The full name of the company is Ping An Security. It is located in the central area of the capital and occupies an entire [-]-story building - Ping An Building.
Half an hour later, Xie Beiwang appeared in the Ping'an Building with the cat in his arms.
As soon as he entered, everyone's attention was attracted by the cat in his arms.
God, God!
Mr. Xie, who has never been late, has always been strict and serious, was late today, and he came to the company with a kitten in his pocket.
In the eyes of all the employees, Xie Beiwang is a restrained, steady and serious persona. With such a persona, it is impossible to be late, let alone come to the company with cats and cubs regardless of public or private.
They stared blankly at Xie Bei and entered the elevator.
A group of people were immersed in disbelief, and suddenly, the private group they formed privately, suddenly sounded a message notification sound frantically, and they clicked on the chat box suspiciously.
[Secretary Department A]: I'm blind!I just saw Mr. Xie holding a kitten! !I must be blind! ! !
[Personnel Department B]: I'm also blind!I actually saw Mr. Xie's attendance showing late today! !be late?nonexistent!Mr. Xie is never late! ! !
[Personnel Department C]: I also... saw it!I have already contacted the head of the technical department and asked the head of the technical department to check the attendance system. There is a problem with our attendance system!
……
[Logistics Department A]: My God! ! !I, I, I actually saw the president holding a kitten!Tell me it's my hallucination, it must be my hallucination! ! !
[Logistics Department B]: I seem to be hallucinating too...
……
[Front Desk A]: Be sober! ! !Your eyes are not blind, you are not hallucinating, and your attendance system is not broken!Thank you, boss, him, today, God, really, yes, late, here!He, really, hold, hold, one, only, cat, cub, cub!All of us saw it! ! ! "
[Front Desk B]: Everyone has seen it! ! !
[Front Desk C]: Everyone has seen it! ! !
[Gate Security A]: Everyone saw it! ! !
……
For a while, the private group swiped the screen.
In just a few minutes, the entire Ping An Building, the entire Ping An security staff, whether they are in the company or sent out, everyone knows that Mr. Xie is late today, and he came with a kitten in his arms company.
Mr. Xie today is not at all like the Mr. Xie they usually know.
Xie Beiwang didn't know anything about what happened in the private group. He didn't realize that he accidentally caused a sensation in the whole company.As soon as he entered the office, he placed the cat on the sofa, and he devoted himself to his work with full concentration.
On the way, the secretary came in several times, holding urgent documents and signing them for Xie Beiwang.
Just when Xie Beiwang was obsessed with work and couldn't extricate himself, the neglected Tu Shanbai jumped off the sofa.
The shit shovel officer has no time to talk to him, so it can only entertain itself and make fun of itself.
Thinking of this, Tu Shanbai caught a glimpse of the office door not being closed tightly out of the corner of his eye.He thought about it, and it must have been closed when the secretary went out just now.
He rolled his round eyeballs, glanced at the excrement shovel officer, and walked quietly towards the door.
As soon as Tu Shanbai came out of the excrement officer's office, he smelled a strong smell of chicken.
Ah, how delicious!
The long-lost smell of chicken stimulated his taste buds, Tu Shanbai sniffled, then stepped on his short legs without hesitation, looking for the source of the smell, and entered the secretary's room.
In the secretary's room, the female secretaries were all focused on the private group. They were gossiping with colleagues from various departments to call the boss, and they didn't even notice that the cat in their gossip was in their office.
As soon as Tu Shanbai came in, he found the source of the chicken aroma.
He stared at the 'source' with burning eyes, and walked over unconsciously.
The aroma of chicken comes out from here!
want to eat!
Tu Shanbai, who drank a lot of milk and ate a lot of food from Tmall, his round eyes revealed deep longing.
Without thinking about it, he kicked his hind legs, landed lightly and silently on the table, then approached the 'source', and carefully licked it.
It tastes a bit weird...
One more bite!
Tu Shanbai licked again.
This mouthful is too small to taste at all...
One more bite!
Unknowingly, Tu Shanbai changed from licking at the beginning to eating in small bites.
Soon, he finished eating the contents of one bag, smelling the smell of chicken from the bag next to him, he opened the other bag without hesitation, and continued to eat.
quack...quack...
The noise he made was very small, and he didn't attract the attention of others at all. Before he knew it, he ate all the edible food on the table... Well, the food was delicious, but his mouth was a little dry after eating.
Tu Shanbai's eyes unconsciously fell on the Coke beside him.
He knew this thing, it was a drink, he had seen the housekeeper drink it before.
Tu Shanbai propped up his hind legs, holding the wall of the Coke cup with his two front paws. While recalling the appearance of the butler drinking the Coke, he imitated the straw.
The cold and sweet Coke entered his throat, and Tu Shan Baishuang's whole cub trembled.
Delicious!
He tasted it, and sucked it in big mouthfuls.
After a while, the straw suddenly made a 'gurgling' sound, and the drink could no longer be sucked out.
Gone?
Tu Shanbai didn't give up and continued to suck.
The sound of 'gurgling' immediately attracted the attention of the secretaries.
"What sound?" The secretaries muttered, turning their heads—
Secretaries: "..."
Tu Shanbai, who was caught eating and drinking secretly: "..."
Several people were stunned.
a long time.
"It...is it drinking Coke?" The owner of the food spoke.
The secretary next to him nodded blankly: "I...I saw it too..."
The secretaries were collectively stunned.
A cat cub can drink Coke? ? ?
This unscientific!
But the facts are right in front of them, even if it is unscientific, there is no room for their disbelief.
Soon, they discovered that the cat not only knew how to drink Coke, but also drank a full glass of Coke.In addition, they also found that the bags of hamburgers, chicken wings, and chicken nuggets were all empty, with only a few scattered chicken bones inside.
Secretaries: "..."
A cat cub can drink Coke and eat hamburgers, chicken wings, and chicken nuggets...
They looked at me and I looked at you, with shock on their faces besides shock.
In the end, their eyes fixed on Mao Zai Zai.
Tu Shanbai, who was caught stealing the bag, was looked at by them, very embarrassed, and more guilty.
He, he didn't steal it on purpose.
He hadn't eaten chicken for too long, and he suddenly smelled chicken, and lost himself for a while...
He is not the kind of cub who eats and drinks secretly.
"squeak……"
Tu Shanbai wanted to apologize, but as soon as he opened his mouth, the gas from the carbonated drink rushed up, choked his nose, and he hiccupped unconsciously.
Tu Shanbai: "..."
Secretaries: "..."
The author has something to say:
Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
3 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Tu Shanbai, who didn't want to be a stay-at-home cub, burrowed into Xie Beiwang's arms recklessly, his little claw clawed tightly at Xie Beiwang's collar, determined not to come down.
"White Mao Mao!!!"
Seeing that his young master was about to lose his temper, the housekeeper who doted on the cat hurriedly ran over, "Master, Maomao must be reluctant to come down because of you. You were not at home yesterday, and he was listless all day long, even eating There are fewer than usual...how about you take Maomao to the company today?"
Xie Beiwang looked at the housekeeper with a complicated expression: "You told me a few days ago not to indulge it, lest it turn into a squeamish cat."
"Ahem..." The butler coughed dryly, concealing his guilty conscience, and pretended to be serious, "Maomao is so cute and well-behaved, he will definitely not become a squeamish cat! Right, Maomao?"
Tu Shanbai knew that the butler was speaking for him, so he responded with a face: "Squeak!"
"Master, look, Mao Mao is so sensible!" The housekeeper persuaded earnestly: "Master, you can take Mao Mao to the company, it will definitely not make trouble, if it makes trouble, you...you just..."
The butler said 'you' for a long time, and finally said: "If it makes trouble, you don't take it to the company tomorrow."
Xie Beiwang: "..."
Daringly, the butler plans to take the cat to the company tomorrow too——
Seeing that it was time to go to work, Xie Beiwang knew that he would not be able to get rid of Mao Zai Zai today, so he could only carry Mao Zai Zai into the car.
Xie Beiwang's company is in the security business. The full name of the company is Ping An Security. It is located in the central area of the capital and occupies an entire [-]-story building - Ping An Building.
Half an hour later, Xie Beiwang appeared in the Ping'an Building with the cat in his arms.
As soon as he entered, everyone's attention was attracted by the cat in his arms.
God, God!
Mr. Xie, who has never been late, has always been strict and serious, was late today, and he came to the company with a kitten in his pocket.
In the eyes of all the employees, Xie Beiwang is a restrained, steady and serious persona. With such a persona, it is impossible to be late, let alone come to the company with cats and cubs regardless of public or private.
They stared blankly at Xie Bei and entered the elevator.
A group of people were immersed in disbelief, and suddenly, the private group they formed privately, suddenly sounded a message notification sound frantically, and they clicked on the chat box suspiciously.
[Secretary Department A]: I'm blind!I just saw Mr. Xie holding a kitten! !I must be blind! ! !
[Personnel Department B]: I'm also blind!I actually saw Mr. Xie's attendance showing late today! !be late?nonexistent!Mr. Xie is never late! ! !
[Personnel Department C]: I also... saw it!I have already contacted the head of the technical department and asked the head of the technical department to check the attendance system. There is a problem with our attendance system!
……
[Logistics Department A]: My God! ! !I, I, I actually saw the president holding a kitten!Tell me it's my hallucination, it must be my hallucination! ! !
[Logistics Department B]: I seem to be hallucinating too...
……
[Front Desk A]: Be sober! ! !Your eyes are not blind, you are not hallucinating, and your attendance system is not broken!Thank you, boss, him, today, God, really, yes, late, here!He, really, hold, hold, one, only, cat, cub, cub!All of us saw it! ! ! "
[Front Desk B]: Everyone has seen it! ! !
[Front Desk C]: Everyone has seen it! ! !
[Gate Security A]: Everyone saw it! ! !
……
For a while, the private group swiped the screen.
In just a few minutes, the entire Ping An Building, the entire Ping An security staff, whether they are in the company or sent out, everyone knows that Mr. Xie is late today, and he came with a kitten in his arms company.
Mr. Xie today is not at all like the Mr. Xie they usually know.
Xie Beiwang didn't know anything about what happened in the private group. He didn't realize that he accidentally caused a sensation in the whole company.As soon as he entered the office, he placed the cat on the sofa, and he devoted himself to his work with full concentration.
On the way, the secretary came in several times, holding urgent documents and signing them for Xie Beiwang.
Just when Xie Beiwang was obsessed with work and couldn't extricate himself, the neglected Tu Shanbai jumped off the sofa.
The shit shovel officer has no time to talk to him, so it can only entertain itself and make fun of itself.
Thinking of this, Tu Shanbai caught a glimpse of the office door not being closed tightly out of the corner of his eye.He thought about it, and it must have been closed when the secretary went out just now.
He rolled his round eyeballs, glanced at the excrement shovel officer, and walked quietly towards the door.
As soon as Tu Shanbai came out of the excrement officer's office, he smelled a strong smell of chicken.
Ah, how delicious!
The long-lost smell of chicken stimulated his taste buds, Tu Shanbai sniffled, then stepped on his short legs without hesitation, looking for the source of the smell, and entered the secretary's room.
In the secretary's room, the female secretaries were all focused on the private group. They were gossiping with colleagues from various departments to call the boss, and they didn't even notice that the cat in their gossip was in their office.
As soon as Tu Shanbai came in, he found the source of the chicken aroma.
He stared at the 'source' with burning eyes, and walked over unconsciously.
The aroma of chicken comes out from here!
want to eat!
Tu Shanbai, who drank a lot of milk and ate a lot of food from Tmall, his round eyes revealed deep longing.
Without thinking about it, he kicked his hind legs, landed lightly and silently on the table, then approached the 'source', and carefully licked it.
It tastes a bit weird...
One more bite!
Tu Shanbai licked again.
This mouthful is too small to taste at all...
One more bite!
Unknowingly, Tu Shanbai changed from licking at the beginning to eating in small bites.
Soon, he finished eating the contents of one bag, smelling the smell of chicken from the bag next to him, he opened the other bag without hesitation, and continued to eat.
quack...quack...
The noise he made was very small, and he didn't attract the attention of others at all. Before he knew it, he ate all the edible food on the table... Well, the food was delicious, but his mouth was a little dry after eating.
Tu Shanbai's eyes unconsciously fell on the Coke beside him.
He knew this thing, it was a drink, he had seen the housekeeper drink it before.
Tu Shanbai propped up his hind legs, holding the wall of the Coke cup with his two front paws. While recalling the appearance of the butler drinking the Coke, he imitated the straw.
The cold and sweet Coke entered his throat, and Tu Shan Baishuang's whole cub trembled.
Delicious!
He tasted it, and sucked it in big mouthfuls.
After a while, the straw suddenly made a 'gurgling' sound, and the drink could no longer be sucked out.
Gone?
Tu Shanbai didn't give up and continued to suck.
The sound of 'gurgling' immediately attracted the attention of the secretaries.
"What sound?" The secretaries muttered, turning their heads—
Secretaries: "..."
Tu Shanbai, who was caught eating and drinking secretly: "..."
Several people were stunned.
a long time.
"It...is it drinking Coke?" The owner of the food spoke.
The secretary next to him nodded blankly: "I...I saw it too..."
The secretaries were collectively stunned.
A cat cub can drink Coke? ? ?
This unscientific!
But the facts are right in front of them, even if it is unscientific, there is no room for their disbelief.
Soon, they discovered that the cat not only knew how to drink Coke, but also drank a full glass of Coke.In addition, they also found that the bags of hamburgers, chicken wings, and chicken nuggets were all empty, with only a few scattered chicken bones inside.
Secretaries: "..."
A cat cub can drink Coke and eat hamburgers, chicken wings, and chicken nuggets...
They looked at me and I looked at you, with shock on their faces besides shock.
In the end, their eyes fixed on Mao Zai Zai.
Tu Shanbai, who was caught stealing the bag, was looked at by them, very embarrassed, and more guilty.
He, he didn't steal it on purpose.
He hadn't eaten chicken for too long, and he suddenly smelled chicken, and lost himself for a while...
He is not the kind of cub who eats and drinks secretly.
"squeak……"
Tu Shanbai wanted to apologize, but as soon as he opened his mouth, the gas from the carbonated drink rushed up, choked his nose, and he hiccupped unconsciously.
Tu Shanbai: "..."
Secretaries: "..."
The author has something to say:
Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
3 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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