I'm just a courier boy

"contract?"

"cost?"

The female ghost didn't seem to understand Jiang Miaomiao's words, and showed a bewildered expression. With her bald forehead, the picture looked particularly ridiculous.

"Yes, you heard me right," Jiang Miaomiao smiled, "Since you can touch the things in this house, you should be able to do simple housework, right? For example, wash the dishes and clean the windows, turn on and off the lights Lights or something?"

The female ghost stared blankly at Jiang Miaomiao, she didn't seem to understand what he said, she opened her mouth slightly, she pointed to her nose, then pointed to the house: "Me? You want me to stay...to clean for you ?”

Jiang Miaomiao smiled and said: "This is my house, you don't want to live for nothing, eat and drink for nothing but do nothing? There is nothing so good in this world."

"No, that's not what I mean, what I mean is... are you really willing to let me stay? Let me... stay as a ghost?" The ghost stared blankly at Jiang Miaomiao, as if she couldn't believe what he said, " I'm a ghost, I'm not a human, can humans and ghosts live in peace? Are you willing to take me in as a ghost?"

In her imagination, once the living people see her and know her existence, they will definitely try to expel her or even destroy her. After all, people who are not of my race will have different hearts. If she is a living person , and certainly would not want to live with a ghost.

Jiang Miaomiao nodded: "Yes, I can let you stay, but you need to help me with the housework to pay back, wash the dishes and wipe the floor, can you do it?"

"I...I don't know," the female ghost was stunned, she looked blank, "I haven't tried..." The female ghost is full-time scary, so of course she wouldn't try these things!

Jiang Miaomiao rubbed her chin: "You should have no problem switching the lights on, then try washing the dishes. There are unwashed dishes in the sink right now. Let this be your entry interview!"

The female ghost stared blankly at Jiang Miaomiao, apparently unable to believe that such a good thing could happen. She had been pretending to scare Jiang Miaomiao away, but she didn't want Jiang Miaomiao to live in and find her to drive her away. Now she failed to pretend to be a ghost, Jiang Miaomiao not only did not Drive her away, but still let her stay!

"What? Don't you want to?" Jiang Miaomiao urged deliberately, "Even if you are a human being, you still have to pay the rent if you want to live here?"

"I am willing! Of course I have no problem!" The female ghost yelled quickly, "My name is Si Rui'er! From now on, will I call you the boss, or the boss... or... the master?"

Lord, master? !

Jiang Miaomiao was almost twitched by this two-dimensional name, but he didn't have the fun of playing master-servant with the female ghost, so he quickly corrected him: "Don't call me that, my name is Jiang Miaomiao, just call me by my name." .”

"Good master!" The female ghost laughed. When she smiled, she didn't look like a spooky female ghost. Instead, she looked like a normal, ordinary young girl. Seeing Jiang Miaomiao's delicate expression, she stuck out her tongue , "Hee hee, just kidding! Mr. Jiang!"

"That's such a happy decision!" Jiang Miaomiao touched his chin, "By the way, you should wash the bathtub first before washing the dishes." Rui'er's female ghost made blood stains.

"Okay, no problem!" Si Rui'er gestured OK, and the next second her clothes changed into a black and white maid outfit.

Jiang Miaomiao: "...You got into the show quite quickly."

An hour later, Jiang Miaomiao, who finished bathing in the bathtub Si Ruier had cleaned, introduced Si Ruier, who was washing dishes, to Wang Hong.

"Fuck! I thought you were joking just now!" Wang Hong was shocked, "There are really other tenants!"

Jiang Miaomiao smiled: "Let's get to know each other, we'll be tenants living under the same roof from now on, and you're still... the same kind!"

"He...he too?" Si Ruier stared blankly at Wang Hong, then at Jiang Miaomiao, as if she didn't understand why there was another ghost here.

Wang Hong scratched his head and introduced himself to Si Ruier. After learning that Wang Hong was also a ghost saved by Jiang Miaomiao, the distance between the two ghosts suddenly shortened a lot.

Seeing that the two ghosts were chatting hotly, Jiang Miaomiao dragged Meng Chongli into the bathroom and introduced him how to use the new bathtub.

Jiang Miaomiao introduced it with great effort for a long time, but Meng Chongli suddenly said, "Do you use the original form when you take a shower?"

Jiang Miaomiao: "...Stop it! Stop thinking about it!"

Meng Chongli asked seriously: "Why?"

Jiang Miaomiao: "Don't you feel ashamed to become the original form?"

Meng Chongli frowned slightly: "Why are you ashamed?"

...That's right, Jiang Miaomiao suddenly remembered that Meng Chongli's original form was a sword, even if he changed back to his original form, there would be nothing to be ashamed of.

"Well, there's nothing to be ashamed of," Jiang Miaomiao sighed, "but why are you asking this?"

Meng Chongli said seriously: "Because I want to see it."

Jiang Miaomiao: "Hey, stop joking!"

Meng Chongli: "I'm not joking."

Jiang Miaomiao snorted: "Don't you know that changing back to the original form is the most vulnerable time for us demon cultivators?"

Meng Chongli frowned slightly and asked, "Is there any difference between when you were most vulnerable and now?"

Jiang Miaomiao suddenly got stuck. That's right, for Meng Chongli, what's the difference between when he was the most vulnerable and now?If one sword can't solve it, then two swords...

"Who told you to be a sword!" Jiang Miaomiao hurriedly threw the pot away, "You are a sword! The kind that can kill fish!" This is an instinctive fear from his heart!

Meng Chongli looked puzzled: "No matter what you are...does it make any difference to you if I am a sword?"

Jiang Miaomiao instantly felt that what Meng Chongli said made sense, no matter what his original form was, Meng Chongli was still a sword!Can beat him!

Meng Chongli: "Isn't it?"

Jiang Miaomiao: "...you are right."

Meng Chongli nodded: "So show me the transformation back to its original form?"

Jiang Miaomiao was very distressed: "Why do you have to see my real shape!"

Meng Chongli said seriously: "Because I want to see it."

Jiang Miaomiao was really at a loss, so she had no choice but to agree: "...Okay, but, but only once!"

It's not that Jiang Miaomiao doesn't like to change back to her original shape, but she doesn't like to change back to her original shape in front of others, especially Meng Chongli is still his natural enemy in a sense.

He jumped into the bathtub full of water, and in a blink of an eye, a big red koi appeared in the bathtub. It was larger than ordinary koi, and its figure swimming in the water looked more compact. Smart, the red scales shone with crystal clear light in the sparkling waves.

Meng Chongli by the bathtub stared at the big koi in the bathtub for a while, and then said seriously: "It looks very... plump."

Jiang Miaomiao naturally likes water, especially after returning to his original shape. After he plunged into the bathtub and turned back into a fish, he subconsciously swam happily. As a result, he suddenly heard Meng Chongli's comment while swimming, and his scales exploded: " Don't use that word for food to describe me!"

Looking at the big koi swimming freely in the bathtub, Meng Chongli finally couldn't help reaching in and touching the cold and smooth scales of the red koi.

Jiang Miaomiao had never been touched by other people's scales before, she was so nervous that she didn't even dare to swim, and the scales all over her body seemed to stand up.

Meng Chongli didn't do anything else, he just stroked the scales of the red koi quietly. He seemed to like the feel of the hand, and he got so carried away with it that he completely forgot to take his hand back.

Jiang Miaomiao was dazed by the scales being touched, and was a little shy and embarrassed in the daze. Seeing that Meng Chongli still refused to stop, he finally couldn't hold back, and quickly changed back to human form.

Meng Chongli outside the bathtub and Jiang Miaomiao in the bathtub looked at each other, and the atmosphere was delicate and awkward when the eyes met.

"...Anyway, you all sleep in that room upstairs! Why don't you just give Si Rui'er the other room downstairs! After all, she is a girl, so it's okay to have her own separate room?" At this moment, a voice came from the bathroom. It rang out.

Wang Hong carelessly floated into the bathroom, but happened to witness the scene in front of him - Meng Chongli's hand was still on Jiang Miaomiao's chest!What kind of trouble is this movement that looks like a chest attack!

The atmosphere froze for a second, and then Wang Hong quickly floated back as if nothing had happened: "Hahahaha, I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything, I didn't see..."

The corner of Jiang Miaomiao's mouth twitched: "Stop! Why are you casually barging in while others are taking a bath?"

With his back to the two, Wang Hong spread his hands and said, "Who told you to leave the doors of the room and bathroom open? I thought you were doing something aboveboard..."

Jiang Miaomiao: "Do you think we are doing something sneaky now?"

Wang Hong quickly laughed dryly: "I didn't see anything, I don't know anything..."

Jiang Miaomiao quickly climbed out of the bathtub and rushed towards Wang Hong: "I just showed him how to use the bathtub. Now that the demonstration is over, let's go down together!"

Wang Hong looked at Jiang Miaomiao suspiciously, apparently not believing his words, but he is a gentleman who knows the current affairs, of course he would not be so blank at this time, so he nodded indiscriminately.

Jiang Miaomiao looked back at Meng Chongli, but didn't know what to say, so she could only say dryly: "Take a shower, wash well..." Then he followed Wang Hong downstairs.

What the hell was Meng Chongli doing just now?

What the hell is he thinking?

Jiang Miaomiao started thinking wildly as she went downstairs, could this be the legendary nestling complex?Because he was the first person Meng Chongli saw after he transformed from a sword into a human, so Meng Chongli subconsciously wanted to get close to him?Or is it because Meng Chongli is a sword, so he has an instinctive, heartfelt... urge to scrape the scales of this fish?

If it's the former, forget it, the latter is too scary!

Seeing that Meng Chongli was no longer in sight, Wang Hong quickly reached out and poked Jiang Miaomiao's chest, winked at him and said, "What's the matter with you? Is there something wrong?"

Jiang Miaomiao chuckled, and countered, "What's the matter with you and Si Rui'er? You care so much about her so soon? Is there something wrong?"

Wang Hong quickly waved his hand: "How is it possible? I'm already dead..."

Jiang Miaomiao chuckled: "She's already dead too! Don't you just get it right?"

Wang Hong couldn't refute for a while, and after a while he gave a wry smile: "Although I'm dead, I can't just let it go like this! I never fell in love when I was alive, so can I be casual after I'm dead?"

Jiang Miaomiao was just teasing casually out of a counterattack mentality. Seeing that Wang Hong said this, he couldn't continue to mix mandarin ducks, so he just said casually: "Si Rui'er's conditions are not bad, she grows up. It's pretty cute, so you can't talk about generals?" There are too many realistic conditions for people to fall in love, whether they have a house, a car, or money, ghosts don't need to look at these.

Wang Hong said vaguely: "Gender can't be compromised..."

After Jiang Miaomiao was stunned for a while, she suddenly realized that this was the case!He didn't know what to say for a while, so he could only pat Wang Hong's shoulder silently.

Wang Hong sighed: "It's good that you understand, I don't want to settle down casually when I'm alive, and even less so when I'm dead."

Jiang Miaomiao's mood was a little heavy for a while, before he could comfort Wang Hong, Wang Hong suddenly changed the subject: "So if you have a chance to have a sweet relationship, you must seize the opportunity quickly! Otherwise You will be like me, who will never have a chance to fall in love after death!"

Jiang Miaomiao: "..."

As soon as he and Wang Hong came downstairs, Si Rui'er, who was wearing a maid outfit and an apron, quickly floated over. She obviously tidied herself up a bit, put away her gloomy female ghost appearance before, and turned back into an ordinary delicate girl. There were even two blushes on his cheeks, and he seemed to have a little blood.

"Report! I tried it just now! I finished washing all the dishes!"

Jiang Miaomiao smiled: "That's right, you've passed the interview, you can stay... By the way, there are two rooms on the first floor, you and Wang Hong should divide them up and choose a room for each of you."

Si Ruier cupped her face in surprise and said, "Really? Are you really willing to give me a separate room?" As a ghost, she has no human rights, and Jiang Miaomiao's willingness to take her in and not drive her away is already pretty good. Now he is still willing to give her a separate room!

Jiang Miaomiao nodded and said with a smile: "You and Wang Hong can discuss how to divide."

"Great! Thank you, Mr. Jiang!" Si Ruier cheered and jumped up, and she hugged Wang Hong beside her, "Great! Great!"

Wang Hong also happily hugged Si Ruier: "That's great!"

Jiang Miaomiao looked at the two ghosts in front of him with a delicate expression. He didn't think there was anything wrong with this scene, but since Wang Hong came out to him a few minutes ago, he felt that this scene was a bit weird.

Jiang Miaomiao thought for a while, pulled Wang Hong aside, and asked him in a low voice, "Did you tell girls that you don't like girls?"

Wang Hong blinked, as if he couldn't understand what he was saying, so Jiang Miaomiao added patiently: "What if she misunderstood something and fell in love with you?"

Wang Hong finally understood what Jiang Miaomiao meant, and couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth: "...you think too much."

Jiang Miaomiao glanced at Wang Hong suspiciously: "I don't want my tenant to engage in a bloody love triangle and make the house uneasy."

Wang Hong: "You think too much."

Jiang Miaomiao didn't understand why Wang Hong had such inexplicable self-confidence. Although Wang Hong claimed that he had never been in a relationship, in fact, this guy was good-looking, otherwise he would not have become a popular anchor. Girls should have no difficulty.

Seeing that Jiang Miaomiao still had doubts on his face, Wang Hong finally couldn't hold back, and confessed honestly: "Well, in fact, we just met each other, we are... girlfriends."

"Girlfriend?" Jiang Miaomiao looked confused, "What kind of girlfriend?"

Wang Hong was silent for a few seconds before he smiled: "You can watch G... V... my best friend..."

"G..." Jiang Miaomiao was stunned for a moment, and it took a few seconds for him to realize, "You still watch this kind of thing?"

"Isn't this normal?" Wang Hong asked Jiang Miaomiao back, as if Jiang Miaomiao had just asked such a question without common sense, he suddenly snapped his fingers, "That's right! To help you seize the opportunity! Next time I will use your The computer will help you download a few movies..."

"Don't!" Jiang Miaomiao immediately glared at Wang Hong, "Don't mess around!"

Wang Hong rubbed his chin and smiled, wondering what the hell he was thinking.

Jiang Miaomiao looked at Wang Hong with threatening eyes: "Don't touch my computer randomly, or I won't let you touch my computer next time!"

Wang Hong stuck out his tongue: "I know!"

Jiang Miaomiao glanced at Wang Hong, and then at Si Rui'er who was actively sweeping the floor not far away: "No matter what kind of girlfriends you are, anyway, don't do anything that disrupts the harmony of the neighborhood, and live in peace!"

At this moment, Meng Chongli came down from the stairs after taking a shower. His loose long hair was wet, but as he went downstairs, his wet long hair dried inch by inch. When he came to By the time I got downstairs, my hair was completely dry.

Because of the accident just now, Jiang Miaomiao still felt a little embarrassed when facing Meng Chongli. He subconsciously moved his eyes away, and Wang Hong's eyes wandered between the two, revealing a subtle and strange smile.

Si Ruier, who was sweeping the floor, raised her head to look at Meng Chongli, then at Jiang Miaomiao, and suddenly realized belatedly: "Wait...you let me and Wang Hong live in a room on the first floor, so you Two handsome guys share a room on the second floor? Do you live together? A single man and a widow share a room?"

"And I remember that there is only one bed in the room on the second floor! Not only do you live in the same room, but you also sleep in the same bed?!"

Si Rui'er looked surprised. Because she was so shocked, the broom in her hand suddenly passed through her hand, and fell to the ground with a "slap".

... It's over, it's over, I was misunderstood again!

Jiang Miaomiao stretched out her hand to explain, but Si Rui'er suddenly held her face and screamed: "So much love! It turns out that after death, you can continue to drink CP! I am so happy! Now I will die in peace." !"

"I will bless you all! Sure enough, a handsome guy should be with a handsome guy!...Ahhhhhh, I'm so excited!"

Seeing that Si Rui'er's whole ghost had turned pink, and there were many pink bubbles popping up all around. Ability!It can perfectly visualize the effects in the comics!

"..."

Jiang Miaomiao finally understood what happened to Wang Hong's "good girlfriend" just now!