I'm just a courier boy

Before Jiang Miaomiao could react, her body had subconsciously moved aside, and the pot of yellow talisman water was immediately emptied.

He had just breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the master cry out in pain: "Mr. Xiao Xiao! Why are you hiding? How can you hide? This exorcism talisman was made by the No. 18 descendant of Master Zhang Tianshi of Longhu Mountain Success! One piece is priceless, hard to find!"

Jiang Miaomiao looked dazed and bewildered. He looked up and found that it was a middle-aged Taoist priest wearing a yellow Taoist robe. It looks like the ghost catcher in an old-fashioned zombie movie, and there is a young man dressed like a Taoist boy next to him. The young man is holding a brass basin in his hand. He should be the one who did the yellow talisman water splashed on his face just now. Good thing.

The middle-aged Taoist priest saw that the yellow talisman had been splashed with water, and he was very sad and regretful. It seemed that the yellow talisman was really a rare talisman... But no matter how Jiang Miaomiao looked at it, he felt that the other party's posture was really serious. Too much of a charlatan.

"The No.18 descendant of Longhushan Tianshi Zhang? Who is that?" Jiang Miaomiao subconsciously asked, of course he knew who Longhushan Zhang Tianshi was, but this No.18 descendant...he had never heard of it.

The middle-aged Taoist stroked his beard and said with an inscrutable expression: "It's the poor Taoist."

Jiang Miaomiao: "..." No one would call himself that!What's the difference between this and a cute girl called Mengmeng calling herself Mengmeng?Anyway, there is nothing wrong with a cute girl calling herself Mengmeng. Don't you feel ashamed to call yourself a seven-foot man?

……wrong!This is not the point, the point is that this Longhushan Tianshi Zhang, the No. 18th generation heir, is clearly a lie!

Jiang Miaomiao was frantically brushing up the barrage, but he couldn't be blamed for it, only the fake Taoist priest was too hot-eyed. The Taoist robe on his body was like a Taobao store wholesale, and the texture was cheap enough.

But when he saw the masters behind the fake Taoist priest, he suddenly calmed down again. The monk on the left, did you borrow the cassock from which crew?That master on the right, you are holding an ancient bronze sword, right?

Jiang Miaomiao thinks that either he has time-traveled, or this group of masters has time-traveled, or this group of masters has just escaped from the film and television city next door, has just finished playing tricks, and now they come to exorcise ghosts part-time!

Xiao Shaoye's face turned green immediately: "Who are you? Who told you to come here?"

"Who are you?" The Taoist sized up Xiao Shaoye, then looked at Jiang Miaomiao, "Mr. Xiao Xiao, did you specially invite that person? What can a yellow-haired boy do? Let the matter be left to the poor!" He seemed to have mistook Jiang Miaomiao for Xiao Shaoye, and the real Xiao Shaoye for his fellow liar.

Jiang Miaomiao was a little dumbfounded, it seems that this fake Taoist priest is not only bad at deception, but also bad at eyesight!Although he looks pretty good, if he dresses a little bit carefully, it is easy to be misunderstood by others, but standing with a real young master, that is the difference between a civet cat and a prince!How can this be wrong?

Xiao Shaoye's face turned green again: "Sorry, my surname is Xiao."

The fake Taoist was stunned for a moment, his eyes lingered between Jiang Miaomiao and Xiao Shaoye for a moment, and immediately changed his words: "The poor Taoist has eyes that don't recognize Mount Tai, and doesn't recognize you, Mr. Xiao! The ghosts in this place are so powerful." You actually blinded the poor eyes!"

Jiang Miaomiao silently gave a bad review of the fake Taoist priest's acting skills.

Xiao Shaoye also sneered, and he looked up at the middle-aged man who came out with the group of "masters": "Uncle Liu, where did you find these liars? Even if my father tells you to find the masters, you can't If you see anyone who looks like a master, take it home!"

Being accused of being liars face to face, not only the group of "masters" couldn't hold back, but Uncle Liu also looked embarrassed: "Master, these masters were introduced by others, and it is said that some of them are quite clever..."

Jiang Miaomiao knew what was going on as soon as she heard it. It seems that the haunting of Xiao's house was quite serious, and the people of Xiao's family were reincarnated in a panic. Please go home.

The monk in cassock said with kindness and kindness on his face: "Amitabha, this little Mr. Xiao, you have never seen what the poor monk is capable of. How do you know that the poor monk is a liar? Don't treat the rest of us just because of this fake Taoist priest." In a nutshell."

That fake Taoist priest was exposed in an instant, and he immediately said angrily: "You say I am a fake Taoist priest, but I think you are also a fake monk!"

Seeing the group of swindlers making a mess, Xiao Shaoye watched coldly, while Uncle Liu, who seemed to be the housekeeper, was sweating profusely, obviously very embarrassed, seeing the scene getting more and more chaotic, at this moment, another voice came in: "Excuse me, is this the Xiao family?"

Jiang Miaomiao couldn't stop watching the fun, almost took out a handful of melon seeds from her pocket and knocked them up. Hearing this, she turned around and was shocked—it was an acquaintance!

The swindlers who had been quarreling together also looked over at the same time. After seeing the person, they had different expressions at first, and then turned their guns one after another, attacking the newcomer with concerted efforts.

Even if you are a liar, you must have the self-cultivation of a liar!

These liars pretending to be masters, at least know how to dress themselves up, wear Taoist robes and cassocks, at least they all look like immortals, and they are still a bit of a show, this newcomer is not only young , dressed very casually, even wearing a T-shirt and jeans and stepping on a cross drag... How can there be such an unprofessional liar? !

Faced with the crusade by a group of fake masters, Li Wuluan expressed that he was under a lot of pressure. He was originally sent here by his master to investigate something. There are many liars bluffing and deceiving under the name of the ghost exorcist master, but he, a serious Taoist, was pointed at his nose by the liar and called him a liar... This is too funny!

As a cultivator, of course he could tell at a glance that these fake masters were all ordinary people, and there was a person in the corner with a faint aura, and so on!Still an acquaintance!

Jiang Miaomiao and Li Wuluan looked at each other, and there was a feeling of looking at each other for thousands of years. They were obviously surprised to see each other here, but when Li Wuluan's gaze fell on Meng Chongli who was next to Jiang Miaomiao, his expression changed in an instant.

Xiao Shaoye was keenly aware of the aura between the two, and turned to Jiang Miaomiao, "Master, do you know him?"

Jiang Miaomiao nodded with a deep expression: "I know him."...It was this guy who made him happy to be a father at a young age!Well, not really young anymore.

"Since it's someone you know, master, please come in!" Xiao Shaoye obviously admired Jiang Miaomiao very much, so everyone he knew Jiang Miaomiao fell in love with him.

As soon as he said this, the other "masters" were immediately angry, and they all condemned the newcomer Li Wuluan with the eyes of "you brat pretending to be a tiger".

Jiang Miaomiao didn't stop him. After all, he knew very well that Li Wuluan should be the real master compared to him, a fake "master" who became a monk halfway through. It's not certain who will take advantage of who to pretend to be a tiger!

But the group of "masters" were not so convinced. Although they were almost exposed by their peers in the scolding battle of exposing each other just now, if they all died together, why would anyone be able to take care of themselves?

"Mr. Xiao Xiao, since you don't trust the poor man, then the poor man has nothing to say, but this newcomer doesn't look like a capable person, Mr. Xiao Xiao, don't be fooled by him! We are saying that this industry has been ruined by these crooks!"

"Amitabha, Mr. Xiao Xiao, if you don't believe me, then you have no destiny with my Buddha, but my Buddha is merciful, I can't just watch you being deceived by these two liars..."

The corners of Jiang Miaomiao's eyes twitched slightly. These charlatans thought they were liars, so everyone is a liar?I am a swindler, and I don't want others to be a little real!

He turned his head and glanced at Li Wuluan, wanting to see how this real master would react, but he saw that this guy also had a calm expression on his face, thinking that he had encountered this kind of scene of Li Kui meeting Li Gui before.

The middle-aged man named Uncle Liu stood in a dilemma among this group of fake masters, until his cell phone rang suddenly, and he quickly took out his cell phone to answer the call, temporarily getting rid of the chaotic situation.

One minute later, Uncle Liu hung up the phone, and said with a sigh of relief: "Young master, just now the master called me and told me to invite all the masters here..."

Xiao Shaoye frowned, most of these so-called masters are obviously charlatans, but the current situation of their family is indeed not good, his father is also in a hurry to go to the doctor: "Forget it, let's take them in and have a look .”

He sneered: "But let me warn you in advance, if you are really capable, our Xiao family will naturally not treat you badly, but if you are just here to make up for money, not only will we not give you a penny, but we will also let you go. You got the lesson you deserved!"

The group of masters all "thumped" in their hearts. The reason why they dare to bluff everywhere is that apart from learning a little feng shui and psychology by themselves, they can follow their employers to say what the employers want to hear. When it comes to real supernatural events, it’s just a mistake or a guilty conscience that they think they have hit a ghost. At this time, they only need to use a little acting skills to make the employer believe that the ghost has been driven away by them and it’s over. Most employers In fact, I also know that I am just looking for psychological comfort... But if I really encounter a ghost, I am afraid they will run faster than the employer!

Could it be that this time... did he really encounter a ghost?

No, no!

This is impossible!

How could there be ghosts in this world?

Compared with ordinary people, this group of fake masters is probably the most steadfast materialist atheist in the world. After all, if they knew that there were ghosts in this world, they would have frightened the hell out of this industry. I have been cheating in this industry, isn't it because I firmly believe that there are no ghosts in this world?

But this kind of hesitation is only temporary. Facing the temptation of huge benefits, most people have the mentality of gamblers—what if?

If there are no ghosts, but the situation is similar to what they have encountered before, then they run away now, not only losing a big business, but also smashing their own signboard, this is losing their wife and losing their soldiers!

After some weighing, almost all the masters chose to stay ambitiously.

Of course Jiang Miaomiao also stayed. After all, he was Young Master Xiao's "Specially Hired Expert". When the other "masters" followed Uncle Liu to the house with great ambitions, he was one step behind and walked side by side with Li Wuluan.

Li Wuluan looked at Jiang Miaomiao and Meng Chongli who was next to Jiang Miaomiao, and felt that the pressure on his shoulders was even greater. Who could tell him why he came here to make some extra money, and unexpectedly ran into the ancient fierce sword and a group that had caused a sensation in the cultivation world before? A mysterious senior who has never been seen or heard of before?Could it be that this matter with the Xiao family is not as simple as he imagined?

Just when Li Wuluan was frantically brainstorming, Jiang Miaomiao said quietly: "Before, your master said that he would pay me on time every month..." Before Li Wuluan's master promised that as long as he helped raise the child, he would give me money every month. He pays alimony.

Li Wuluan froze for a moment, then subconsciously blurted out: "Didn't you agree on number 1?"

Jiang Miaomiao raised her eyebrows: "It seems that you already know about it. Yes, it is indeed the first day of every month. I'm just afraid that your master and other nobles will forget things too much, so I just remind you."

Li Wuluan gave a dry laugh: "Senior, you really know how to joke. How can a cultivator of my generation have a bad memory like ordinary people? By the way, I haven't asked you your name last time, senior. Where did you come from?"

Jiang Miaomiao didn't know why the nerd thought he was a senior, so he said vaguely, "I'm not a senior, I'm just an ordinary courier boy..."

Can sending express to Shanhai Express be some ordinary courier brother?Li Wuluan slandered, but he only thought that the senior in front of him was unwilling to reveal his identity, or had some unspeakable secrets, so he changed the subject understandingly: "Senior, are you also here to make some extra money?"

Earn extra money?Could it be that the master pretended to be a mortal and ran to exorcise ghosts and evil spirits?Look at this guy's expression of course... Do people in the cultivation world often do this kind of thing?

Jiang Miaomiao chuckled, "I'm just here to receive a courier."

Li Wuluan immediately said: "I understand, senior, just do what you want to do..."

He paused, but still couldn't help asking: "Then do you need me to do it later?"

you understood?What do you know?Why do I not understand?

...But Jiang Miaomiao still nodded: "You get your extra money, and I will deliver mine."

Li Wuluan said seriously: "I understand, I will play by ear."

What do you know?Why do I still not understand?

Jiang Miaomiao chuckled: "Let's go in and talk, go in and talk."

Li Wuluan nodded, and he quietly took a look at Meng Chongli who was next to Jiang Miaomiao. He was one of the first witnesses to witness the fierceness of this ancient fierce sword. The fierce sword that turned into Xiao Zhengtai obediently followed Jiang Miaomiao, and he couldn't help but doubt everything he had seen before.

... Could it be that this fierce sword is not so fierce?Although most of the fierce swords are ordered to kill, they are full of evil spirits, they like to kill, and they like to kill, but what if this sword is a clean stream?

Meng Chongli had a keen eye for prying eyes. He turned his head and gave Li Wuluan a blank expression, and then made a grinning expression under Li Wuluan's curious eyes. Li Wuluan immediately retracted his gaze in fright, and looked straight ahead.

After entering the house, Jiang Miaomiao looked around calmly and took out his black phone to check the location of the target. The target was not far from him, but he didn't have a valid reason to leave, so he waited patiently for a while.

After a while, Xiao Laoye, a well-known entrepreneur in Huaxia City, Xiao Shaoye's father, came down from upstairs. His appearance was indeed somewhat similar to Xiao Shaoye's, but he was more mature and vicissitudes, probably at the age of five and six. The hair is fairly black and thick, but the expression is very serious, so the aura is strong, and there is a kind of aura of a superior.

And next to him is a young girl who looks somewhat similar to Xiao Shaoye, but her facial features are more beautiful and soft. She is probably in her early twenties, and she is wearing a new seasonal dress from a certain luxury brand, which is well-tailored. , the embroidery is exquisite, fully interpreting the temperament of her daughter, but at this moment, she is slightly frowning with a pair of willow-leaf eyebrows, looking a little worried.

If Jiang Miaomiao guessed correctly, this young girl should be Xiao Shaoye's younger sister, Xiao Xiaojie. Xiao Xiaojie is even more beautiful than he imagined, but she is still a little less interesting compared to Chu Keke... But Jiang Miaomiao also knows that Feng Huangnan abandoned Chu. Ke Ke chose Xiao Xiaojie, definitely not because of her looks.

"Dad," Xiao Shaoye greeted Xiao Laoye first, and then introduced Jiang Miaomiao to Xiao Laoye and Xiao Xiaojie, "This...these two are the masters I invited back, let them try it out!"

Xiao Laoye looked at Jiang Miaomiao with a serious expression, and then said in a calm tone: "Since there are so many masters here, let them try it out, but our Xiao family is not stupid and can be manipulated by others, masters , please show your true skills first."

Jiang Miaomiao understood, it seems that although Xiao Laoye rushed to the doctor in a hurry, he also knew that there were too many scammers taking advantage of the troubled waters, so it was only natural that he planned to have an assessment first.

The masters looked at each other, apparently it was the first time they had encountered such a thing. After a while, the Taoist-looking man asked first, "Mr. Xiao, how do you want to show off your skills? Could it be that you want to show your skills in front of your face?" Do a ritual? If every master takes turns to perform rituals today, how can we know which master's ritual is really effective?"

Although the other masters didn't speak, their expressions obviously had the same meaning. Their "master" fighting skills are not as intuitive and transparent as other competitions. So what is the evaluation standard?

Xiao Laoye said indifferently: "Some strange things have happened in our family recently. I invite you to come here to solve this problem. I hope you can find the source and solve it... As for the content of the assessment, it is natural to see who can find it first. What happened to our family, I will give you an hour, if nothing is found within an hour, it will be considered a failure of the assessment."

The masters looked at each other in blank dismay again, apparently this was the first time they encountered such a situation—the employers came to them without telling what happened, but asked them to investigate by themselves. If they came up and told them what happened, what else could they do? Trying to fool around...

Jiang Miaomiao nodded secretly. It really is a good way to screen out liars. It seems that many liars will retreat this time, right?

However, he soon discovered that he had guessed wrong. The profession of a liar really requires psychological quality. In less than a minute, the Taoist priest took a step forward, stroked his beard, and said inscrutably, "Just now, you are a poor Taoist." Face, Yintang is broad and clear among people, it seems that Mr. Xiao, you have a harmonious relationship with your children, and your family relationship is harmonious. Unfortunately, there are vertical lines in Yintang, and the fortune of your children is not going well, and there are moles on both sides of your person, so you are easy to worry about your children... It seems that Mr. Xiao Inviting us today should be related to your children!"

Although Jiang Miaomiao didn't know exactly what happened to the Xiao family, he could vaguely guess that it was related to Xiao Xiaojie. If Chu Keke wanted to take revenge, there should be two targets, one was Feng Huangnan and the other was Xiao Xiaojie. After all, in her opinion, One is a scumbag, and the other is a mistress.

He could tell at a glance what was the plan of the fake Taoist priest. Xiao Laoye seemed to be in good spirits, and Xiao Shaoye looked normal, but Xiao Xiaojie looked frowning and looked a little dazed.

Xiao Laoye's expression didn't change much, while Xiao Xiaojie bit her lips and asked, "Master, you mean... this matter has something to do with me?"

The Taoist stroked his beard, looking like a fairy: "Yes, and no."

"Miss Xiao, I have a magic talisman here..."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a "puchi" laugh.

"A magic talisman that has been opened? Isn't this a fortune talisman that costs ten yuan each on Taobao?" Li Wuluan couldn't help laughing, "I saw it on Taobao before, and it's exactly the same as the one in your hand, Daoist. Could it be that the Taobao store was opened by you, Taoist?"

The Taoist priest's face almost turned green on the spot, and finally he said with a sullen expression, "Sir, why are you spitting blood? I drew this talisman with my own hands..."

Li Wuluan stretched out his hand and scratched his head: "How about I search that Taobao store again, and let's compare it on the spot?"

Jiang Miaomiao almost burst out laughing on the spot, seeing the fake Taoist priest's expression of hatred and bitterness, his face was clearly full of—"Everyone is out to make a living, why bother to expose each other?!"

Why do peers hurt each other!

Jiang Miaomiao silently replied in her heart for Li Wuluan, bah!Who is going to work with a liar like you!