Relying on one's own hair

Van Lundin's eyes slid over a row of large and small pots hanging on the wall, and selected a medium-sized pan from among them to put on the stove, studied the switch, and tried to turn it left and right twice. It was successful, and it was only the third time that the fire was ignited with a "boom", which shocked him.

What is the safest and most advanced stove, bad review!

Next put the butter.He took out a square piece of butter the size of a palm from the bag, then hesitated, how much is the right amount?The description is also written too vaguely, which is obviously embarrassing.

Van Lundin simply put the whole piece of butter into the pan. This steak is not small, so it should need a lot of oil.

Then he stared at the stick of butter as it melted in the pan.After a while, the bottom of the pot was covered with liquid butter one centimeter deep, bubbling and bubbling.

Steak should be ready.Valentin picked up the thick top-tier snowflake steak and threw it into the pan.

Snapped!The hot oil splashed everywhere, not only splashed on Valentine's body, but also poured a lot on the fire, and then there was a bang, and the flames burst into flames.

WTF? !Looking at the oil droplets on his hand, Valentine was a little dumbfounded.

The big white lion, which was curiously looking into the pot beside his legs, jumped up one meter high with a whimper, and then hid behind him trembling.

With a dark face, Fan Lundin swears: "Have you never seen fire?! You are a spiritual body, so be afraid!"

In room 1917, Qiao Ran was cleaning up the dishes on the table when he suddenly smelled a burnt smell and couldn't help sniffing, what is burning?There was obviously no fire in the kitchen.

Soon he determined the source of the smell. It was Room 1919 on the opposite side, and a few wisps of black smoke were coming out from the unclosed door.

Qiao Ran dropped the bowl and ran into Room 1919, but there was no one in the living room.

What about Hall?Not at home?

Qiao Ran followed the pungent smell into the kitchen, and saw that the inside was smoky. There was a frying pan on the stove, and it was crackling inside. The flame reached a height of more than one meter, almost reaching the ceiling. up.

Seeing Qiao Ran coming, the big white lion immediately hid behind him as if seeing a savior.

Hall was holding another pot full of water in his hand, and was about to throw it on the fire.

"Wait, this won't work!" Qiao Ran hurriedly stopped Fan Lundin, then turned off the stove, grabbed a pot lid from the countertop and put it on the pan, then soaked a rag in water to cover it .

The fire quickly died down and was extinguished after a while.The ceiling was scorched black, but luckily it didn't catch fire.

There is actually an automatic smoke-sensing sprinkler in the middle of the ceiling. I don’t know why there is no alarm to sprinkle water.Probably as broken as the one in Qiao Ran's kitchen, it's just a decoration.

Qiao Ran breathed a sigh of relief, and then explained: "When you cook, you can't put out the fire with water, because the mixture of water and oil will detonate. You can use some tools at hand to block the air to stop the burning."

As he spoke, he took off the rag and the pot cover, and found a piece of steak lying in the pan, which had been burned into a piece of black charcoal.

Valentine didn't say a word, his complexion was not much better than that of the charcoal in the pot, and there was a piece of soot rubbed on his forehead, looking a bit embarrassed.

Qiao Ran was a little amused and said, "Mr. Hall, this is your first time cooking. I was similar to you back then. It would be nice if I cook a few more times."

Valentine still didn't answer, and cleaned up the messy stove with a stinky face.

What happened the first time, he knew the truth, but he just didn't remember it in a hurry.

It's no big deal if the steak is burnt, and it's no big deal if the kitchen burns down. What's worse is that this kid has seen it all.

Qiao Ran saw at a glance that those strong hands with well-defined joints were scalded by oil droplets, and blisters bulged up. He couldn't help being surprised and said, "Don't you hurt? Let's take care of the wound first, be careful." Get dirty and get infected."

Van Lundin twitched the corner of his mouth, and threw out a few words involuntarily: "It has nothing to do with you."

Qiao Ran: "..."

Crazy, how kind to treat it like a donkey's liver and lungs!

Qiao Ran was so angry that she turned around and left. She went back to her room and continued to clear the table, but her hands were stained with oil and water, and she almost dropped the bowl by accident.

Suddenly something fluffy rubbed against his back, Qiao Ran turned his head, and saw the big white lion staring at him eagerly, and then looked at the other side anxiously.

Looking at it like this, Qiao Ran's stomach was full of anger, so forget it, for the sake of Amao, I have a lot of adults, so I don't care about it like that mentally abnormal guy.

After thinking for a while, he took out the medicine box from under the table, found a tube of ointment for scalds, and said to the lion, "Here, give it to your master, lest he get worse and lose his temper, and everyone will be hurt in the end." Not having a good time."

That guy doesn't even have the basic common sense of life, let alone such things as burn ointment.

The lion licked Qiao Ran's hand gratefully, then went back with the ointment in his mouth.

In the kitchen of Room 1919, Van Lundin threw the blackened frying pan together with the charred steak in the garbage bag, and then took a rag to wipe the oil on the stove.

Do your hands hurt?Of course it hurts, he is not an unconscious biochemical robot, but for someone who has been on the battlefield, this burn is nothing at all.

Just wiping it back and forth not only didn't clean the stove, but made it even dirtier, and even my clothes were stained a lot.

Van Lundin throws the rag in the sink, fuck the fuck, I'm not serving!Move out of this damn place later!

"Master, do you need R7 to serve you?"

A round-headed housekeeping robot slid to the door of the kitchen, and the smart sensor lights in the eyes flashed red.

Van Lundin rubbed his forehead and gave an instruction: "Clean up the kitchen."

He didn't know which of his tendons was suddenly wrong, and he actually started to wipe the stove, forgetting that this kind of work could be done by housekeeping robots. The R7 is still the most advanced model in the world. Except for the unsatisfactory cooking, other housework is not a problem.

"Yes." R7 replied, and quickly started tidying up the kitchen.

Valentine wiped the stains on his hands casually, and then saw his spirit body running back excitedly from the next door, with something still in its mouth, and stuffed it into his hand like offering a treasure when it came to him.

WTF?It's really promising, and I know how to take things from other people's houses!Valentine's face sank and he was about to get angry again, but he was startled unexpectedly after seeing the things in his hand clearly.

Qiao Ran obviously left angrily just now, but now he asked the lion to bring him burn ointment, what does that mean?

Is this realizing that I shouldn't lose my temper with him, and take the initiative to show him a good reconciliation?

Well, if that's the case, then give him a chance and live by himself for a few more days.Otherwise, it would be too troublesome to just move in yesterday and move out today.

Valentin thought blankly, then unscrewed the cap of the ointment, and applied it to the burnt part of his hand.

The ointment is very cool, and the burning pain is instantly relieved a lot.

But what about dinner?Although he bought more than one steak, he didn't want to go into the kitchen at this moment and relive the nightmare just now.

But he basically hasn't eaten anything all day today, and he's really a little hungry now.

Valentine looked at the scald ointment, and had an idea in his mind.

He took another steak and went across.

The spirit body followed immediately.

Qiao Ran was washing dishes in the kitchen. After hearing the knock on the door, she wiped her hands and came to the door.This time he was extra careful, instead of opening the door directly, he looked through the cat's eyes first.

It's the sentinel next door.

In the small hole, Hall's distorted face looked particularly eerie and eerie.

I just sent scald ointment over there, what else is this guy doing here?No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like you are here to thank you, but it seems you are here to seek revenge.

Qiao Ran didn't want to open the door, but saw something gray and white through the cat's eyes, and it was Ah Mao's big face that came close.

Well, since Amao is here, let's meet Mr. Hall again.

Qiao Ran opened the door a crack and asked, "Mr. Hall, is there anything else?"

"Can you fry a steak?" asked Valentine.

Qiao Ran replied cautiously: "Although I haven't fried it before, it doesn't seem too difficult."

"Really, then you can fry one." Valentine said, passing the steak over.

Qiao Ran: "..."

No, this guy doesn't know how to cook himself, and frying a steak almost burned the kitchen, so he ran to his house in a grandiose manner and asked him to "fry a steak" in an orderly tone?

Why!

Qiao Ran thinks he has a relatively good temper, and rarely gets angry because of other people's words and deeds. However, this sentinel named Hall is not the nemesis who is naturally opposed to him as the old saying goes, and he can always easily get rid of him. Stir him up.

Seeing that he frowned and didn't respond, Fan Lundin's little patience was about to run out, and he said displeasedly: "Even if you burn out, I won't let you pay for it, and I won't hold you responsible. What else do you have to worry about?" .”

Qiao Ran was so angry that he laughed instead.

He felt that if he was a sentinel, he would probably run away by now.Does this guy think he is the king of heaven, and dare to say whether to pursue it or not, I can go to you!

However, he is not a sentinel, and even most of them can't beat this arrogant guy with powerful force.

So what should he do, will it work to close the door and see off the guests?Will it piss this guy off again?

Amao didn't notice Qiao Ran's hidden negative emotions, he only saw him smiling, thinking that his master and Qiao Ran were having a peaceful and friendly conversation, so he wagged his tail vigorously beside him, feeling extremely happy.

Qiao Ran looked down at the silly-looking lion, and most of the anger in her heart subsided again.

Forget it, for Amao's sake.

The author has something to say: a group of guys who gloat, someone is sick and crazy, shouldn’t he be sympathetic to him~

P and S, opened two pre-orders, both of which are sand sculptures, one is "Don't be cruel to me (because I am a national first-class protected animal)", black-bellied president x stupid cute beaver spirit.One is "Where Are You Going, Zai Zai", there is a Zai Wen, very fierce monsters are attacked by VS more fierce monsters.If the little angels are interested, you can go to the column to collect it. After the fluff is over, I will open the one that has the most collections. Thank you for your support~