Xueba at the same table is my mortal enemy

Jiang Qu stared at the screen, tapped and tapped his fingertips against the table.

"Aren't you online today..."

The phone in his pocket vibrated, Lu Huai's message.

Lu Huai: [Really don't come to my house to do homework this afternoon? 】

Jiang Qu was in an Internet cafe, so he definitely couldn't go to Lu Huai's house.

He replied: [I have something to do in the afternoon, see you in the small kitchen at night]

It took a long time for Lu Huai's news to come back: [Why did you hide from me? 】

Gee.

Why is this man so smart.

It made him unable to lie anymore.

Jiang Qu: [I'm in an Internet cafe... I'll go back after playing the game. 】

Lu Huai: [Green Hat.jpg]

Jiang Qu: [? ? ? 】

Lu Huai didn't tease him anymore, and left a sentence saying that there will be no news after the test papers are gone.

Jiang Qu propped his chin, a little impatient.

Why is Lu not online?

He started to wait after lunch, and it was already 02:30, but no one came.

Just after complaining, the friend list flashes green, indicating that Lu is online.

Jiang Qu was full of energy, sat up straight and asked Ka Ka on the keyboard: [Brother! 】

Lu: [So kind. 】

Jiang Qu didn't care about what he said, he bit his nails, he didn't have the face to speak, and hesitantly typed what he wanted to ask in the chat box: [Brother, are you chasing after your partner? 】

Lu: [It's not called chasing, it's called a good match. 】

"Hiss...why does it sound familiar?" Jiang Qu muttered a few words, but he had a serious business in mind, so he continued, 【Then...do you...kiss? 】

Lu: [Why don't you kiss? 】

Jiang Qu clenched his fists: [Then... What's next? 】

After waiting for a while, Lu replied: 【Which one should I play? 】

"Damn," Jiang Qu cursed, "this speed can catch up with Lu Huai."

He just couldn't find anyone to discuss this matter. It would definitely not work to ask Wu Xun's group.

There are several posts on the Internet, and all the replies are +VX cereal. It is rare for one or two kind-hearted little gays to reply, and ask first: Are you 1 or 0?

Jiang Qu realized it for a long time before answering him: 1.

Immediately, that person excitedly added him as a friend: doi, 0, Nancheng, height 175, panting and screaming, I don’t like death, eh, if you are handsome and big, I can fly to you at my own expense [shy].

Jiang Qu's little head was full of great doubts.

doi?

Love it eh? ?

Handsome?Live well?Size... big? ? ?

He turned off the webpage, gave up struggling, and after a while, he googled what doi meant.

After the door of the new century opened slowly, he searched his mind again, but he could only think of Lu.

If he really had no choice, he wouldn't spend such a precious weekend with Lu Huai, squatting here bitterly.

Jiang Qu clenched his fingers and typed: [Just...you and your girlfriend, doi? 】

There was absolutely no movement on the page.

Jiang Qu held his breath, felt ashamed, and typed in embarrassment: [I'm sorry brother, I didn't want to ask about your private life, I just recently... encountered some emotional problems. 】

Lu finally replied: [Who taught you these words? 】

Jiang Qu blinked: [Netizen]

Lu: [What netizen? 】

Jiang Qu: ...

Why did you ask so carefully.

Jiang Qu: [a 0 from Nancheng]

Lu didn't reply again.

Jiang Qu scratched his head, thinking, would Lu feel that he is a playboy, and even chatting with 0011 after falling in love, so he looked down on himself.

Lu: [Bold and bold]

really.

Jiang Qu quickly added: [Brother, don't think about it, I have nothing to do with this Nancheng 0, I just... want to ask some questions. 】

Lu: [Ask me what you want to ask, don't ask those messy people]

Exactly what I want.

After Jiang Qu typed half a sentence, he quickly sent it out: 【I have been with my boyfriend for a while too】

Lu replied in seconds: [Do you want to doi? 】

Fuck, I thank you, but aren't you being a little too blunt!

It's not me, it's my boyfriend who wants to!It's all cleared to me!

But the blame is still good, he is not willing to damage Lu Huai's image at all.

Jiang Qu took a breath, and replied in a daze: [Yes, I think, that's what I think. 】

Lu: [I can't see that you think so, usually quite innocent]

Jiang Qu thought to himself, brother, you understand me so well, am I just pure love!

Jiang Qu: [I think about it so much, I can’t eat because I think about it, I was hooked by him, I was greedy for his body, I’m a scumbag]

Lu: [Is he in good shape? 】

Jiang Qu: [Okay, he is 1.8 meters tall, he can still grow in the future, he looks thin in clothes and has flesh in his clothes, he looks very exciting to the touch, and he looks very handsome. Let me tell you, just follow the male model Figure, the world's most handsome face imagined, it is him. 】

Lu: [Oh, that's so handsome, you found a treasure]

Jiang Qu: [Ham, I'm not bad either. 】

Lu: [So, you are greedy for his body and want to doi with him? 】

This page of chat history was almost invisible, so Jiang Qu quickly swiped through several of them.

【Yes】

【I think】

【Do you think it is okay】

【Are we too young to do this】

Lu seemed to be thinking, and it took a long time to reply: [If you think about it, there will be. 】

The feeling of being affirmed is like being pushed in a lost way, Jiang Qu's mind has been cleared up a lot, and he is not so entangled.

He likes Lu Huai, and Lu Huai likes him, it's not impossible.

But Lu played him another message: [But you are in the third year of high school, and your studies are important. 】

Jiang Qu frowned, and asked: [How did brother know that I am a senior in high school? 】

Lu was silent for a while: [You said last time that you will be in the third year of high school next semester. 】

Jiang Qu: [Did I say that? 】

Lu: [It was said in the voice, you may not have noticed it. 】

Jiang Qu really couldn't remember it, and it didn't matter anyway: [Oh, I'm indeed a senior in high school. 】

He thanked him, got off the plane very quickly, and rushed to Lu Huai's house.

When the door of the living room was opened with the key lightly, the people in the house didn't pay attention at all.

He was sneaky, without shoes, went upstairs barefoot, cleared his throat, opened the door of Lu Huai's room, and rushed in: "Look who is here!"

Lu Huai lay on the bed without any reaction.

Even though his voice was so loud, Lu Huai didn't react at all. Jiang Qu ran over, lowered his head to Lu Huai's face, his eyes were wide open.

Suddenly, a hand stretched out from his waist, grabbed him and sank, hitting Lu Huai directly.

"Lu Huai!"

He was held down, his head resting on Lu Huai's shoulder, and there was a low, malicious laugh in his ears.

His legs and feet were not restrained. After twisting and kicking Lu Huai several times, he propped himself up under the blanket and said, "Fake sleep!"

Lu Huai looked at him and smiled.

"Did you install surveillance downstairs, otherwise how would you know I'm coming!" Jiang Qu pinched his nose, "I'm getting impatient."

Lu Huai didn't say why, but moved his waist under the quilt to let Jiang Qu understand where he was sitting.

"..."

Jiang Qu hesitated for two seconds.

His mind was buzzing, and I hesitated!

He came down on the ground with hands and feet, but he did not forget to pinch Lu Huai's face: "Tell me, how did you know I was coming!"

"Just woke up." Lu Huai took off the air-conditioning quilt covering his body, put his arms around him with one hand, and let the two of them lean together, "You are back online?"

Jiang Qu touched his nose: "Yes."

"Did you win the game?"

"I won, can I still lose?" Jiang Qu is not used to lying, he is very guilty, and does not talk about this topic with Lu Huai, "What about the person who wrote the question, why did he fall asleep on the bed?"

Lu Huai pushed him up: "If you can't write it, then you don't want to write it."

Jiang Qu leaned on his shoulder, tilted his head and said, "Do you still have questions that you can't write?"

"It's a big problem, it's too difficult for me." Lu Huai sighed and repeated, "It's too difficult."

His tone was like that of a little old man, so Jiang Qu giggled: "Bring me to see."

"You can lend me your phone to look it up." Lu Huai said.

Jiang Qu didn't think much about it, took out his phone and gave it to him, and opened his browser thoughtfully.

A second later, he froze in place.

Before he was about to turn it off, Lu Huai grabbed the phone.

"Oh, Nancheng," Lu Huai read the words above, "0, panting and screaming..."

If there was a crack in the bed, Jiang Qu would get in. He tried his best to grab the phone, but Lu Huai restrained him.

"I heard that they are going to fly over." Lu Huai put down his phone, his voice came out in a low voice, "When the senior arrives, are you going to lie to me and go see him?"

Jiang Qu covered his mouth: "I'm not! I didn't! Don't talk nonsense! I don't even know that person!"

"Isn't it good not to know each other," Lu Huai said, "It still has a sense of novelty."

Jiang Qu became anxious and covered his face with his hands: "Lu Huai!!"

"What if I see it?" Lu Huai asked him.

Jiang Qu scratched his hair into a mess, went all out, picked up the phone, closed the chat interface, and found the post.

"look at this!"

Lu Huai'an began to read Jiang Qu's posts on the 1th floor with peace of mind. After reading it, he asked, "So you are [-]?"

"???" Is this your focus?

Jiang Qu was so angry: "Look here, he came here to chat with me in private, and I didn't reply to him at all!"

"Oh." Lu Huai said, "But I'm still jealous."

"...Then you'll be jealous." Jiang Qu turned his head away, ignoring him.

Unexpectedly, Lu Huai remained silent for a while.

Jiang Qu, who didn't even get into "How to Cold War", turned around quickly and saw Lu Huai lying down and typing a paragraph.

Xia Ji Balang: [My boyfriend, 187, handsome and big size, the biggest advantage, great strength, one punch at you. 】

Jiang Qu didn't know whether to laugh or be speechless, but in general, he laughed first.

He hadn't finished laughing yet, and the news from the other side actually came.

【Are you 0?What does it mean to give me the wrong number on purpose, buddy? 】

[But your boyfriend is nice, I don't mind three batches, if there are photos, I can fly there]

"Fly your mother," Jiang Qu snatched the phone, and typed a line of words on it with extremely poor quality, 【Fuck you, just fly over, I won't let you fly an airplane for the rest of your life】

He blocked the person and deleted the post along the way.

When I put down my phone, I recalled the title of my post—my little brother sincerely asks, what age can a man be? Do you have any suggestions?

Shame to death! ! !

He buried his face in the pillow, and drooped several times impotently and furiously.

Lu Huai couldn't stop laughing, and could only rub the back of Jiang Qu's head: "Okay, okay, you are 1, you are really 1."

"roll!"

"Really think that?" Lu Huai asked in his ear.

Another one answered him: "Go away!"

Who the hell thought about it, it wasn't for you, why should I run to ask!

"Then do you want to try it?"

Jiang Qu got up and looked at him seriously. After a while, he pursed his lips and said, "I can."

The author has something to say: Nancheng 0: So what the hell are you talking about with me bro? ? ?

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 woo woo;

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 4 woo woo woo;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 19 bottle of woo woo;

Aha, thanks to this little angel for booking! !Love you!Chirp! !