Xueba at the same table is my mortal enemy

"Is it okay to set aside an hour of rehearsal time after school next week, and then eat in the cafeteria? I told my aunt that there will be a meal for us." Guo Qin asked.

Wu Xun mouthed Jiang Qu on top of Guo Qin's head: "No, I have to play ball."

"Wu Xun! Don't think that I don't know that you are secreting a song with Jiang Jiang!" Guo Qin said, "Believe it or not, arrange your women's clothing immediately."

Wu Xun: "Scared, scared, slipped away."

Guo Qin took out five scripts from the drawer: "I printed out the scripts, and everyone picked the characters to see if there was anything they wanted to play in particular."

They gathered together to watch.

"I think I can play this dragon." Guo Bijian coughed and said his lines in a low voice, "My dear princess, please allow me to offer you the sacred object of our dragon clan——"

Guo Qin pressed his shoulder: "Very good, congratulations on passing the audition."

"Is it so casual? You are not a leather bag company, are you?" Bi Lian said.

Guo Qin: "Let's talk about you acting as a horse."

Bilian: "Let's slip away, I'm afraid, I'm afraid."

"Then Bilian will also play the role of the dragon prince after the dragon becomes an adult," Fu Shen'ao said, "This is to speak the lines after the lights are turned on."

Bilian: "No, no, no, thanks to the director for showing love, I won't be the leading actor, and I will marry the princess in the end, it's too shameful, whoever wants it will go."

After he finished speaking, someone immediately echoed: "I refuse, it's too difficult to be the protagonist and memorize the lines."

"And being watched by the whole school, it's too miserable."

"I haven't even spoken yet, what the hell are you guys starting to give in to? I've already assigned this role to Lu Shen," Guo Qin said, "Book the most handsome male lead in advance."

Jiang Qu looked at Lu Huai with a suppressed smile, then lowered his head and saw a row of "melon A", "melon B" and "melon C" on the script, and asked, "What are these? Play melon skin?"

Guo Qin flipped through the following lines, pointed and said, "Here."

Melon A: "One thing to say, that's true."

Melon B: "One thing to say, that's true."

Melon C: "One thing to say, that's true."

……

"These are good!" Wu Xun said, "I think it suits me very well."

"You are really suitable for melon B." Jiang Qu read the script carefully, "I think this king is good, let me do it."

Lu Huai pinched his neck from behind: "Whose father do you want to be?"

"To be precise, it's your father-in-law." Jiang Qu rubbed his wrist and grinned, "Did you see this line—Long, you don't deserve my daughter! I don't have a son like you!"

Lu Huai patted his head: "Father-in-law and son-in-law, orthopedics, it's not allowed, harmonious society doesn't allow it."

Jiang Qu: "???"

Guo Qin lowered his head, looked at Lu Yanran quietly with the end of his eyes, and then coughed: "The king can indeed let Jiang Jiang come, but I feel that Jiang Jiang is too young to play the king, and there is nothing new, otherwise Jiang Jiang should be Prince A, this OK."

Jiang Qu looked at her and smiled: "Then tell me who will play our father."

"I come!"

"I come!"

"I come!"

At least half of the people in a class raised their hands at the same time, and Lu Yanran also cooperated and said, "I will quickly run for a queen!"

Guo Qin couldn't help it: "It's really not possible, I would also like to disguise myself as a man and be this cheap father."

Jiang Qu scolded them with a smile: "Get lost!"

"The king asks the squad leader to come," Guo Qin said with a smile on his lips, "he's in the right shape."

Fu Shen'ao was honored to be the "father" of Jiang Qu and Lu Huai, and stood up gracefully: "Cubs, come here and give your father a leg."

Jiang Qu pinched the fat on his stomach: "Are you happy, do you want me to cook you a whole set of horses and chickens?"

"Ah! Ah!" Hiding behind Lu Yan, Fu Shen'ao pursed his lips aggrievedly, "Hey, empress, he bullied me."

Lu Yanran: "I'm sorry, but I'm a queen, and I'm rather spoiled."

Fu Shen'ao: "Oh."

They discussed one after school, and finally decided to come up with a list of performances - the dragon (beast) passing the sickle, the dragon (adult) Lu Huai, the princess Guo Qin, the prince A Jiang Qu, the prince B Wu Xun, the king Fu Shenao, the queen Lu Yanran, the treacherous minister , some knights, a bunch of melons ABCD.

Saturday afternoon, group rehearsal.

Jiang Qu grabbed Lu Huai's shoulder and said fiercely, "You bastard who covets my sister!" He just glanced at Lu Huai before laughing, and blurted out again, "You bastard."

This sentence is with a smile, like a frivolous tease.

Lu Huai carried the script behind his back, and asked politely: "Then Prince A, what did I do to you, you want to call me an asshole?"

Jiang Qu also put away the script, and leaned against the curtain with his hands behind his back, looking like a hooligan: "I want to date my sister, have I approved it?"

"Don't pick on your sister," Lu Huai asked, "Do you want to pick on you?"

Jiang Qu's heart thumped again, his Adam's apple rolled, and he raised his chin to stop the wave firmly: "This Prince A is a straight man, and he doesn't flirt with gays."

"It's only a few dishes, so let's drink like this." Lu Huai said.

I couldn't stand it any longer, Lu Junren yelled from the audience: "You two have a two-line rivalry scene, it's been 5 minutes, okay!" He smiled again, "Jiang Qu, otherwise you play the princess , Ming people don’t say dark words, I want to see a big guy in women’s clothing!”

Jiang Qu was interrupted before he had time to yell at Lu Huai, and now he was very depressed. Hearing about the big guy in women's clothing, he immediately took a small ball used as a prop from the side of the stage, threw it hard, and hit Lu Junren's leg , Turning around: "Qinqin! I reported Yingjun to eavesdrop on Fengyun!"

Guo Qin was still organizing the shadow dance, and he was exhausted, so he yelled directly: "Drag it out and kill it!"

"Come on! Come with me!" Jiang Qu rolled up his sleeves, grabbed Lu Huai's hand, led him down the stage, and ran after Lu Junren.

Guo Qin, who had just taken the time to watch the stage from behind the screen, froze again.

They are true, but I panicked.

Jiang Qu and Lu Huai didn't really chase after Lu Junren, they just ran for a few steps and then stopped, standing on the edge of the basketball court.

Some acquaintances saw Jiang Qu and threw the ball to him from a distance. Jiang Qu picked the nearest basket and asked, "Are you playing?"

"No." Lu Huai said.

Jiang Qu snapped: "Who are you kidding? When you hit Xu Kaixing with the ball on the basketball court that day, so many people watched and said that you are an old hand at shooting."

Lu Huai could only shrug his shoulders and rolled up his school uniform sleeves: "Then how do you want to play, little prince?"

Jiang Qu coughed modestly: "The easiest thing is to shoot the ball and see who hits the most."

Lu Huai consciously stood in his position: "What if I win?"

"If you win, I'll treat you to dinner today." Jiang Qu said, "Mr. Su's martial arts gym went out to compete in other places, and my grandma also went there. I will eat by myself during this time."

Lu Huai smiled, and threw a ball casually: "Then I will accompany you to eat if you win, and you won't earn it?"

The ball is in.

"It seems that I earned it." Jiang Qu picked up the ball and made a jumper on the spot. The basketball hit the hoop and went to the other side, missing.

Jiang Qu smiled: "It's too late, you've already won."

Lu Huai looked at his face in the sunlight, and slowly smiled from the corner of his lips, stretched out his hand to pick up the ball, turned around and stood up straight.

Shoot, score, pick up, shoot again, score again.

In the end, he retreated to the three-point line and threw it lightly, and the basketball seemed to end into the net with the speed line.

"Awesome!" Jiang Qu praised him, "A hundred hits are all right!"

Lu Huai threw the ball back to him: "Ten balls, before grandma comes home, you will have dinner with me."

Jiang Qu froze for a moment, then suddenly smiled: "I'm just talking about dinner today."

"To eat the beef noodles you mentioned yesterday?" Lu Huai shook off his coat, "Go to hot pot tomorrow?"

Jiang Qu felt that he was already hungry, and his Adam's apple rolled: "You won."

"I know." Lu Huai looked at him with the most gentle smile in his eyes.

Before the two of them finished discussing what to eat the day after tomorrow, they were urged back by a phone call from Guo Qin.

"You are a leading actor and a supporting actor, can you not let me miss work for a long time?" Guo Qin took two bags for them, "This is a prop costume, try it and see if you can wear it."

Their costumes are very simple. Lu Huai, as the hero, only has a cape, while Jiang Qu, as the prince, is a little richer, with a shirt and a vest.

Fu Shen'ao came in wearing a crown made of paper: "My son, is it okay to see Father?"

The crown on his head was slapped by Jiang Qu, and Fu Shenao yelled: "Kill the father and kill the king! Prince A usurped the throne! Dragon! Kill him quickly!"

Lu Huai smiled, grabbed Fu Shen'ao by the collar from behind, and asked Jiang Qu, "Where do you want to start?"

"Rebellious officials and traitors! I led wolves into the house! I regret it!" Fu Shen'ao shouted, "Princess Qinqin! Come and save me!"

Jiang Qu picked up a prop sword from the side, and poked it into Fu Shen'ao's armpit: "Father, go at ease, I will take care of Jiangshan for you."

Fu Shen'ao spun around on the spot, fell to the ground, and kept trembling with his hands stretched out in the air: "Qin...Lujiang...is...really..."

There was a lot of laughter in the auditorium, even Jiang Qu and Lu Huai, the two CP parties, laughed for a long time.

After finally being serious, Guo Qin handed over the task of controlling the stage background and music to Fang Zhao, and went through the plot with the team.

"We lack a lot of sound effects," Fang Zhao said, "A lot of times it's too dry."

Guo Qin stroked his chin and thought, "How about adding music?"

"Too much music is not enough, and there is a plot in the shadow dance. It is a dragon circling in the sky and calling the name of the princess. This sound has no effect when spoken on the spot. It is best to dub it later."

Guo Bijian roared: "Princess Qinqin!"

Lu Junren who just entered the door: "Hey! It's a ghost!"

Guo Qin: "... Is there anyone here who knows dubbing and post-production?"

No one answered.

"Then, I can only shout," Fu Shen'ao straightened the crown on his head, "Our Fu Hua Dao is already so bad, we still care about the sound effects."

Guo Qin was unconvinced: "There are advantages to being poor in the Tao. We are all sand sculptures. We don't feel that the Tao is too good. But the sound effects and the background of the shadow dance must be done well, otherwise it will be in vain."

Jiang Qu thought for a while: "Why don't we record it ourselves, just find an empty place where no one is around, and just shout a few times."

"Hey, that makes sense." Lu Yanran said.

"I recorded noises." Guo Qin said, "And where is there any open space..."

Jiang Qu: "Over there in the suburbs, go to a less populated place later, and it will be done in 2 minutes."

"That's right, then I'll leave this task to you." Guo Qin patted him on the shoulder, "waiting for your good news."

Jiang Qu: "Aren't you too hasty as a director???"

"This is called killing decisively." Guo Qin said, "I'll wait for you on Monday, okay?"

"... Can I play a big game and stop acting?" Jiang Qu asked.

Guo Qin: "No way, dear, your supporting actors are all bribed by the director. Where can you find a big name for you to play with? You are an eighteenth grade."

……

After the rehearsal was over, Jiang Qu and Lu Huai didn't go home, they bought a small electric donkey by the side of the road, and rode leisurely to eat beef noodles.

Jiang Qu picked up the coriander in the bowl with one chopstick and another chopstick: "It's all because of you talking to me, which made me forget to say that I don't want coriander. Damn..."

Lu Huai moved his bowl, put all the coriander in his bowl into his own bowl, and exchanged two or three pieces of beef for him.

"Why do we look so miserable..." Jiang Qu shook his head, "I am Prince A, very rich."

"Oh." Lu Huai waved behind Jiang Qu, "Boss, add two plates of braised beef, one pot of boiled beef, and one..."

Jiang Qu poked his mouth with chopsticks: "I, a poor man, have no money, shut up."

Lu Huaizhen added two plates of stewed oxtail: "The dragon has a cave treasure."

"It's a wife's book for marrying a princess, not for you to eat stewed beef!" Jiang Qu said.

Lu Huai gave him the beef: "I'm not married anymore, I'm going to marry Prince A, and I'll spend all the money on him."

"Two plates of stewed beef will cost your wife all her money?"

Lu Huai pursed his lips: "Save as much as you can, Nancheng's gifts are heavy."

Jiang Qu couldn't help laughing: "Crazy!"

After they finished eating, it was already dark, and Jiang Qu burped: "Let's go to the suburbs."

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: 1 donut;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate [nutrient solution]: 15 bottles of Jiuyi js; 6 bottles of Jiang Yu;

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