Xueba at the same table is my mortal enemy

"Damn, you're really flirty now." Jiang Qu said, "Warning, don't be gay, I won't be as straight as I am when the boat reaches the bridge!"

The corner of Lu Huai's mouth raised in a smile, and he nodded perfunctorily: "Understood, after reading the notes, I'm going to ask you a question."

"...Why do you look like you don't believe it at all!" Jiang Qu said.

"I believe it," Lu Huai closed his notebook, "the past continuous tense..."

"Fuck! I haven't finished reading it yet! Don't ask!" Jiang Qu snatched back the notebook and muttered softly, "After the midterm exam, it's your death date..."

"I heard that," Lu Huai pulled out an English test paper, "otherwise, let's finish this one today, and dictate thirty phrases by the way."

Jiang Qu: "Who was talking just now?"

Lu Huai smiled, refolded the test paper and put it back in its original place.

Guo Qin and Lu Yanran waited in the front row for a long time, but no newcomers entered the group, so they couldn't help but walked to Jiang Qu's seat and kept coughing to remind them.

"..." Jiang Qu lowered his head, worked under the table for a while, then tugged at Lu Huai's sleeve, "Join the group, hurry up."

["Jiang" invited "Lu Huai" to join the group chat. 】

The one upstairs doesn't want Bilian: [Welcome Lu Shen to join the group!All movements must be in line with me! ]

The one upstairs doesn't want Bilian: [Come to the left and draw a dragon with me!Draw a rainbow to your right! ]

["The upstairs one doesn't want Bilian" has been removed from the group. 】

Beloved cpy·Focusing on h17 years·Yanran: [Yes, is there 1? ]

Beloved cpy·Famous Awei Killer·Qin: [Yes, yes! ]

["I will lose [-] catties this year & I love the Olympics" invites "The upstairs one doesn't want Bilian" to join the group chat. 】

The upstairs one doesn't want Bilian: [Damn, who kicked me out! ]

Has Wu Xun become the king: [It’s fine to lick it, it’s still so earthy, believe it or not, I’ll throw you down]

The one upstairs doesn't want Bilian: [I can't welcome God Lu yet! ]

Beloved cpy·Famous Awei Killer·Qin: [You guys shut up, the protagonist didn’t speak]

Jiang: [Grandpa on the subway looks at his phone.jpg]

[The group name has been changed from "I'm so handsome" to "Legal Organization of Class One, Grade [-] Resolutely Not Learning English"]

Lu Huai: [1]

I will lose fifty catties this year & I love the Olympics: [You can register for the sports meeting first, dear Lu Shen]

Lu Huai: [Don't love]

I will lose fifty catties this year & I love the Olympics: [嘤]

Beloved cpy Focus on h17 Years Yanran: [Which sports meeting are you applying for? Hurry up and decide where to go on May Day. Lu Huai has come in. There are so many people now, hurry up and vote! ]

Jiang: [Jinshan Island Drifting +1]

I'm so handsome: [Boss, I suspect you want to drown your class monitor]

I will lose fifty catties this year & I love the Olympics: [嘤]

Has Wu Xun become the king: [Yun Shui Yao +1]

……

I will lose 4 catties this year & I love the Olympics: [Drifting +3, Yunshuiyao +[-], Lu Huai is left, if the ticket is tied, the group is bigger than a dice]

Has Wu Xun become the king: [Nancheng is floating by the sea, what’s the point, it’s meaningless, those are for people who have never seen water, dead Jiangqu, no creativity]

I will lose [-] catties this year & I love the Olympics: [God Lu saves the children, Drifting is too unfriendly to the kind and handsome monitor, hey]

I'm so handsome: [You don't want to influence Lu Huai's choice! ]

Beloved cpy · Famous Awei Killer · Qin: [A group of fishermen, this ticket still needs to be asked?To ask is to drift. ]

Jiang Qu coughed and kicked Lu Huai with his feet. Wu Xun quickly turned around and said, "No cheating!"

Lu Huai: [drifting]

Beloved cpy·Focusing on h17 years·Yan Ran: [Win is boring.jpg]

Jiang Qu stretched out "Yeah" from behind and came in front of Wu Xun.

After deciding on the location of the May Day event, they began to think about travel, food and accommodation. Fortunately, it was sunny during the May Day period, and the temperature was still on the rise. They didn't have to worry about the water cooling when they went rafting.

The group discussed this matter day and night, and they were already extremely excited before they set off. If it weren't for Fu's tireless efforts to persuade his classmates to apply for the project, no one would remember the sports meeting.

"Brother Jiang, God Jiang, Jiang Jiang is cute, can you report an extra 3000 meters this year?" Fu Shen'ao held up a pen eager to try, "Okay, I will write it, I will write it..."

Jiang Qu took out his pen: "I just ran thirty laps a few days ago, am I human?"

"Damn, there are still a few more days, relax, I really can't go up and run around." Fu Shen'ao said.

"Why don't you go up and run casually," Jiang Qu pressed his registration form, "100 meters, 400 meters, high jump, relay, I just apply for all the remaining events."

Fu Shenao sighed: "I can't help it. A few boys who play basketball also signed up so much. The rest of the class... said they would rather do logistics than apply for projects. It's hard for me to be the monitor." He trotted to Jiang Behind Qu, he squeezed his shoulders and thumped his back, "Oh..."

Lu Huai's Adam's apple rolled, and he took Fu Shenao's paw from Jiang Qu's back: "I will report 3000 meters."

Fu Shen'ao was taken aback for a moment, then rushed over and shouted: "God Lu, you are simply my little angel! mua! mua!"

Seeing that the situation was not right, Jiang Qu quickly covered Fu Shen'ao's mouth with his hand: "No, no, no! It doesn't have to be like this!"

"Hi, thank you for your kindness, call me if you have anything to do!" After completing the task of bidding for the Olympic Games, Fu filled in Lu Huai's name, and ran to the office again.

Jiang Qu exhaled, took out a piece of paper from the drawer and wiped it on his hand: "Slap the drool, damn, he really dares to kiss you..."

"Why did he kiss me?" Lu Huai asked.

Jiang Qu glanced around, coughed, and whispered, "He doesn't know what you are doing, isn't he kissing you like a girl kissing you, he is not serious, I must help you block it .”

Lu Huai leaned his upper body towards him, moved closer, and asked in a low voice: "Then do you know that you are also touching me?"

Oppressed by him, Jiang Qu fell back a little bit, blinked in confusion, and frowned again: "You two don't know each other well, but I'm different."

Lu Huai hooked the corner of his mouth: "What's the difference?"

Jiang Qu rolled his eyes, "I'm straight."

"Oh."

"Only one?"

"oh oh."

"day."

----

Last class on Friday.

"It's not neat enough, wipe it and write it again." Guo Qin ordered Wu Xun from behind.

Wu Xun loosened his arms: "Grandma, just a few words, I wrote for 10 minutes, and my hand almost broke."

"Why didn't you say it for a few hours when you were playing basketball?" Guo Qin erased the last word, "Rewrite it, we must write this well."

Lu Yanran leaned against the podium and raised her hand: "This! This is the first time in student Xu Kaixing's life! Of course, I'm not sure if it will be the last time, but as the host, we must give him the respect he deserves and let him enjoy To be taken care of at home, let him understand his own mistakes under the holy eyes of his classmates, and thus understand the truth of life!"

Guo Qin applauded him, and then pulled the chair behind: "What do you think of this position?"

"I think it's okay. Besides, I suggest that Lu Huai do a rap later." Lu Yanran said.

Jiang Qu made the last stroke with his knife, and pressed the jammed paper out of the groove. The ends were joined together, and when he was done, he shouted at Lu Huai, "Come, come, bow your head."

Lu Huai sighed: "Can I refuse?"

Jiang Qu: "So did you run thirty laps for nothing?"

He turned around, touched Lu Huai's temples and moved back, twisted left and right, and looked around a few times: "It fits! Perfect!"

Fu Shenao groaned in the first row.

Guo Qin grabbed Lu Yanran's hand: "They are so real and lovely."

Lu Yanran: "He falls in love with him."

The words are finally written.

Guo Bijian clenched his fist and smashed it into the palm of his hand: "Everything is ready, the man is silent and the woman is crying!"

When the bell rang, Sheng Changqing passed the first classroom with a notepad, went to the second class and called Chen Han and Xu Kaixing.

A class of classrooms was pitch-black and airtight, and everyone was waiting inside. Guo Bijian leaned against the door and said, "Here we come, get ready!"

The moment the door was pushed open, there was a swipe, and all the curtains were pulled open at the same time!

Xu Kaixing covered his eyes, and it took him a long time to put it down, and he froze at the door for a moment. After a while, he glanced stiffly at the classroom, then at the blackboard, turned around and left.

"Hey! Don't go!" A group of people yelled at the door, "You don't even dare to enter our class! You bastard!"

"Who promised this at the time, Jiang Qu and Lu Huai ran for [-] laps, you will die if you do a self-criticism!"

"Yeah, this is too bad!"

Xu Kaixing clenched his fists at the door, gasped several times through his nostrils, turned around holding the self-criticism, and stood under the podium again with difficulty.

Sheng Changqing squinted his eyes and walked according to the normal procedure: "This is Xu Kaixing, who came to our class specially today."

There was applause from below: "Welcome, welcome! Warm welcome!"

"Today, Xu Kaixing apologized for the conflict with Lu Huai and Jiang Qu on the basketball court last time. I hope that the students can listen carefully and reflect on themselves, so that they can coexist peacefully with the second class in the future."

After Sheng Changqing finished speaking, he nodded to Xu Kaixing, walked to the podium, and gave Chen Han a look of "it has nothing to do with me, I don't know, but I really can't help it, if I don't come down, I will laugh to death".

As Xu Kaixing's head teacher, Chen Han could only sigh.

For the first time, Xu Kaixing felt that the ladder on the podium was more difficult than climbing to the sky. He took several steps before going up.

As soon as he stood firm, there was a small laugh.

The bruise on Xu Kaixing's face hadn't subsided, and behind him was the blackboard of the first class, on which was written in yellow chalk—Xu Kaixing's apology meeting.

The point is, the outside is painted in red, which is very harmonious with Wu Xun's red and green face.

On the opposite side of the platform, in the middle, there was a vacant seat, and a stool was placed. Lu Huai sat in it, with a crown made by Jiang Qu on his head, with his crooked words on it—do you know what’s wrong?

Xu Kaixing thought that it would be good to come over and read the self-criticism, and he persuaded himself countless times that he would not be ashamed after reading it for up to 10 minutes, but he had never seen this scene before.

A class of protecting the calf, simply don't protect too much.

Lu Huai was surrounded by a group of people, looking at him lazily.

Xu Kaixing lowered his eyes guiltyly, pinching the self-criticism in his hand: "Everyone... Teacher..." He jumped out word by word, "I am, I am Xu Kaixing..."

After burying his head in reading for a long time, he couldn't help but quietly raised his head to look at Lu Huai, only to find that Lu Huai didn't look at him at all. His eyes were bent, and he looked aside with a smile. He took off the paper crown and tossed it lightly. , on top of Jiang Qu's head.

The author has something to say: Lu Huai: I am gay.

Jiang Jiang (hands hooked Lu Huai's neck)

Lu Huai: I'm gay.

Jiang Jiang (wears a crown for Lu Huai, silently brows)

Lu Huai: I've already said I'm gay!You wake up!

Thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: 1 donut;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigated [Nutrition Solution]: 30 bottles of Jiang Yu; 28 bottles for supper time; 10 bottles of Yunyao, Pipi's Erzai, and Nineteen;

I love you guys~