[Comprehensive + Sword Three] I am your mother!

Su Yunshuang looked at Xu Fu who was going to blow up, but Ying Zheng didn't think so. In Ying Zheng's opinion, Xu Fu was simply too amazing. He said that something went wrong in Qin State. No, five countries attacked Qin immediately.

Xu Fu was very humble about this, and said that this is all a trivial matter and not worth mentioning.

So at this moment, Su Yunshuang tilted her head and asked, "Since your calculation is so accurate, why did you come to Xianyang Palace today?"

Xu Fu was taken aback: "What does the queen mother mean by this?"

"I mean, you even calculated the matter of the Five Kingdoms attacking Qin so accurately, why didn't you calculate it for yourself?"

So Xu Fu said: "It is precisely because I know that there are noble people favored by heaven in Xianyang Palace, I will pay a special visit."

As he said that, Xu Fu looked at Ying Zheng, which obviously meant that you are the one chosen by God!

Ying Zheng was obviously very happy.

Su Yunshuang was not happy.

"You figured out that there will be so-called nobles in Xianyang Palace today, so have you figured out that you will suffer a bloody disaster today?"

Xu Fu was taken aback for a moment, but before he could react, Su Yunshuang had already punched him.

Su Yunshuang’s strength was enough to single out the top generals during the Three Kingdoms period, and Xu Fu’s small body was not enough to play, so it’s not a surprise that he fell to the ground with one punch→_→

This change frightened Yingzheng. After all, in Yingzheng's eyes, Xu Fu was a man of great ability. He knew the past and the future, could pinch and count, and could use spells. He was like a living god.

Su Yunshuang beat Xu Fu, isn't that an offense to the gods?

However, before Ying Zheng could speak, Su Yunshuang asked, "What? Are you stupid? I thought you figured out that you would be beaten today."

Xu Fu: "..."

Fuck, why is this not playing cards according to common sense!

Is it the style of your queen mother to directly punch someone? !

However, regardless of the painting style of other queen mothers, as long as Su Yunshuang is here, the queen mother of Qin will have such a painting style.

Xu Fu was completely dumbfounded, this kind of change was completely beyond his expectation.

At this time, Ying Zheng also spoke, but he asked Xu Fu to step down first. After Ying Zheng sent Xu Fu away politely, he finally asked Su Yunshuang, "You don't like him?"

On this point, Su Yunshuang was too obvious.

Of course Su Yunshuang also admitted: "He lied to you, of course I don't like him."

Su Yunshuang didn't believe in Xu Fu, but Ying Zheng believed in him. Ying Zheng said that Xu Fu knew the past and the future, could perceive God's will, and he could use spells.

"What spells does he know?"

Turn on the special effects of skills, we also know spells, okay?

Of course, Ying Zheng would not hide from Su Yunshuang about Xu Fu's abilities. He quickly told Su Yunshuang about the so-called "little abilities" that Xu Fu showed him.

As a result, the corners of Su Yunshuang's mouth twitched: "Do you dare to wait for me for a while?"

Why do Xu Fu's so-called little magic tricks sound so much like the little magic tricks of later generations that are basically open to the public?

In fact, most of the small magic tricks are relatively simple, such as tearing newspapers or something. There are no newspapers in this era, so it is not bad to use cloth instead.

Su Yunshuang remembered that after the magic became popular in the Spring Festival Gala that year, she went to the Internet to learn a few tricks to pretend to be aggressive when returning home during the Chinese New Year.

That's really a little magic in a 5-minute Baojiabaohui_(:3ゝ∠)_

The commonly used props are newspapers, playing cards, coins, cups and other small things.

It didn't take Su Yunshuang 10 minutes to prepare these props, and then he performed a little magic trick for Ying Zheng to cut the silk cloth and restore it.

It didn't matter what mentality Ying Zheng had, anyway, after Su Yunshuang finished the demonstration, he began to explain the principle to Ying Zheng.

Then Ying Zheng realized that he seemed really stupid.

"But he can turn water into ice for nothing..."

This is not something that can be done by blindfolding, right?

There are actually two ways to turn water into ice, one is to use Bing Xin Jue, and the other is to use some common sense in chemistry.

Well, anyone with a little chemistry knowledge can play with this thing.

So Ying Zheng was dumbfounded: "So, I was really deceived?"

"Yeah, it's pretty miserable to be cheated."

Although there is nothing to lose in this life, you have not forgotten what you gave Xu Fu in your previous life, right?

Ying Zheng's face darkened completely.

Yes, he also thought about the things in his previous life.

He really regarded Xu Fu as an outsider at the beginning, giving him what he wanted, and then he waited for him for so many years, the result?I didn't even see a long hair ==

As for Xu Fu's ability to sense God's will and gain insight into the past and future, Ying Zheng, who has put his head on his head at this time, will understand after a little thought. In fact, these are all deceptive words. Xu Fu's words are not so accurate, but he himself Just checked in.

It's as if someone told you that you will be unlucky if you don't go well today, so even if you accidentally drop something on the ground, get dirty and break it, you will think it has come true, but in reality?Who can not even encounter a little bad things all day long?You can still clog your teeth after eating.

When he realized that he had been fooled, Ying Zheng became angry immediately.

However, Su Yunshuang was satisfied, but...

"What are you going to do with Xu Fu?"

"Of course it was killed!" Ying Zheng said without hesitation: "Five horses cut the body!"

Dare to play him as a fool, Xu Fu must pay the price!

In her previous life, she came to him to pretend to be an expert when she was old. In this life, she came to him so early, obviously because she felt that other people were easy to fool.

Simply unbearable!

However, Su Yunshuang shook his head: "I don't agree with you doing this."

Ying Zheng immediately looked at Su Yunshuang: "Do you want to intercede for him?"

"No, I just want to persuade you to make the best use of everything."

Using chemical methods to make ice is a common elementary knowledge in modern times. Even people who don't know it can play it smoothly, but this era is different.

Xu Fu's ability to play this trick proves that he has at least some chemistry skills, right?

Su Yunshuang thought, wouldn't it be great if Xu Fu was sent to Xianyang Academy to study chemistry?Maybe meeting those technical emperors of the Mo family can come up with some new black technology.

But Ying Zheng didn't think so: "If you don't kill this kind of person, is it easy to deceive everyone in the world?"

He is going to kill Xu Fu, and let everyone see what happens to those who dare to lie to him!

But Su Yunshuang didn't think so: "If you kill people at this time, it will make people think that you are just getting angry after being cheated. People in the world will indeed be afraid of you, but what's the use of it? Anyway, you have already been cheated by him once. Now, everyone knows you're stupid enough for that."

Ying Zheng: "..."

Stupid or something, it seems that you are the one who is the least qualified to speak?

Su Yunshuang knew what Ying Zheng was thinking when he saw Ying Zheng's expression: "Forget it, at least I figured it out this time and you didn't. It's too obvious who is more stupid between us!"

Ying Zheng was subtly speechless.

But admitting that he is stupider than Su Yunshuang... This is too shameful!

Su Yunshuang didn't care how broken Ying Zheng's heart was, but continued: "Killing people will only expose how stupid you are to others, so it's wise not to kill, you don't kill, but you are very calm What will others think if you expose him? Of course they think you have never been deceived by him."

Ying Zheng thinks about it, and it seems to be true: "Whether I am fooled or not, he really wants to deceive me, and this must be punished."

Of course, Su Yunshuang has no objection to this. If he would not be punished for trying to deceive King Qin, Ying Zheng's prestige would be completely lost, and everyone would think he is a soft bun.

After thinking for a while, Ying Zheng said: "Send him to Xianyang Academy according to your wishes. I will give him a year, and he must produce the results. If he can't, I will kill him after a year." killed him."

Of course, Xu Fu's life must be difficult this year. Anyway, Ying Zheng stipulates that he is not allowed to eat well, wear well, and even live in a good house.

It may sound unreasonable, but Xu Fu is lucky enough to be able to save his life after cheating Ying Zheng.

Su Yunshuang thought that Xu Fu might be able to produce gunpowder?It is said that gunpowder originated from alchemy. Didn't Xu Fu say that he could make alchemy?Then there must be some understanding, right?

Su Yunshuang also remembered one nitrate, two sulphur, and three carbons for gunpowder, but it was the same thing. If gunpowder could be made just by relying on these words, Su Yunshuang would have done it long ago.

After all, gunpowder is an artifact of war when it is produced.

However, she even learned how to turn water into ice on the Internet on a whim, so don't count on yourself for such things_(:3ゝ∠)_

After talking about Xu Fu, there is another thing I have to say.

The Five Kingdoms attacked Qin.

This is not a trivial matter, even Ying Zheng must be careful.

But one thing is certain, don't be cowardly, just do it!

Who is afraid of who!

But even if they wanted to fight, it would be done in points.

The Allied Forces of the Five Nations is not scary, and Qin is not weak now, so it is no problem to deal with it.

Of course, the most important thing is that it is said to be the Allied Forces of the Five Nations, but those few actually contributed, and the others probably just wanted to share the benefits.

The actual interests of the five countries are not unified, so let's say defeating Qin. Who will benefit from defeating Qin?Who is the happiest?Zhao State and Wei State must be happy, but what about Qi State and Yan State?The benefits they can get are limited, not to mention the geographical location. In fact, the conflict between these two countries and Qin is not that big.

It's actually easy to figure this out: "Combined Qi State Yan State to attack Zhao State Wei State Chu State, this is a three-on-two situation."

And Qin is powerful, and basically wins here.

But Su Yunshuang thinks that one more thing can be added: "Bring South Korea in, it's time to destroy South Korea."

In the past few years, Qin State has managed its image well by relying on the gang of Xianyang Academy. At least the people of other countries will not run away when they see Qin Jun, and scold tigers and wolves when they mention Qin Jun.

However, even if Qin State wants to destroy South Korea at this time, it must have a reasonable reason.

Is there any reason better than South Korea taking the initiative to attack Qin?

Of course Ying Zheng also understood: "He would definitely not dare to let King Han take the initiative to attack Qin, but it would be different if Zhao and Wei were present."

Speaking of this, Su Yunshuang was very proud: "This time I will be the general, you stay in Xianyang to look after the house!"

Ying Zheng: "...=="

Although it has been expected, I have to say that the painting style of the Queen Mother of Qin is really not right_(:3ゝ∠)_