The collapse of the Kangxi Dynasty [Qing wear + Red House]
Chapter 33 Private Chapter
Speaking of this history, Jia Jiaojiao had never heard of it before, she was a little startled and then remembered: "The legendary first weapon to poke the heart of the wife?"
Kangxi didn't realize it for a while, but before he could ask, Jia Jiaojiao said again: "It is said that after the emperor got his concubine, the empress refused to use seals on them, so it's useless? But you have so many elder brothers, you want to use seals for empresses?" Are they all very straightforward? Are they all virtuous and caring people who suffocate themselves? It’s no wonder your queen doesn’t live long, and you appointed yourself to suffocate yourself to death..."
Kangxi thought she was somewhat proud of her weak and sad appearance, but he was rarely willing to pretend to be gentle and considerate. When Jia Jiaojiao got up, he gave her a little help, and he held her with a hand that seemed to be freshly washed. Good skin, you have to linger for a while, which makes you feel lingering and warm——
It was precisely because of this that this man was extra patient and willing to coax her to receive the full punishment ceremony.
However, no matter how tolerant Kangxi was, Jia Jiaojiao couldn't help but casually talk about his successors to his first wives.
Jia Jiaojiao might not be able to understand the storm brewing in the depths of those suddenly narrowed and calm eyes, but the fingers that suddenly brushed against her skin very gently were enough for her to shudder several times. Said, the guy who thinks you're killing your wife is so stupid! Long live the emperor's purple qi body, how could he have such an unlucky fate as killing his wife? It's really lucky, the queens you meet are too virtuous, If you insist on exhausting yourself and exhausting yourself, who do you blame?"
Kangxi squinted his eyes again, and pinched Jia Jiaojiao with the palm that was sliding on Jia Jiaojiao's waist, pinching Jia Jiaojiao, who was already sore and weak, until tears flowed, and Fang Manli said "Oh": "So Get up, are you complaining about me? But why doesn’t it sound like me?”
Jia Jiaojiao smirked: "Did you hear that wrong?"
Kangxi said indifferently: "Although I am not as young as Jiaojiao, I can't be called old when I ask myself. I think my ears are not bad."
Jia Jiaojiao sneered: "Of course, of course, you are long live, long live, long live! I mean, um, um, are you hungry? Are you tired? Well, it's not uncommon for people to occasionally hear something wrong when they're hungry and tired." , even if it lasts forever, right..."
Kangxi glanced at the fake smiling face, snorted, and said grimly: "Yeah, Wansui is no more than an ordinary person, but one person can hear it wrong. Could it be that the whole hall is wronged? But I don't know. , This false talk about the king, peeping into the king's heart, and then even more cunning and deceitful, in an attempt to deceive the king... What are the charges? What is the punishment?"
Jia Jiaojiao couldn't believe it, this guy's paws were still on her waist, and he was charged with such a crime with just one mouth?
With a shake of her hand, Jia Jiaojiao almost offered another psychological detection coupon, but decided to take a gamble at the last minute——
There is no way, this scumbag's mind changes too much, instead of seeing the ever-changing mind and dealing with fear and trembling, it's better to bet on the speed of this famous utensil, and also bet on this man's bad nature.
Thinking in this way, he simply gritted his teeth, squatted down in fear, and took a deep breath. His movements were big and fierce, and he would inevitably touch many embarrassing places that Chu Chengenze couldn't bear. , and another white, all are true and not fake, plus lowered his eyes and bowed his head: "Long live knows me, the most unruly person who doesn't know the depth. In addition, he is really tired and hungry, and he will praise Long live and the queen for a while. Some of their good words are not so pleasing to the ear...
But if you want to say that you are going to deceive the king, you absolutely dare not, but you lost your sense of proportion for a while, and it was just a whisper in the boudoir, and the words were a little loose..."
Jia Jiaojiao's various battles in Gongdou Zhaidou in those years are not for nothing. Although she has never been lucky enough to learn some clever tricks that can be used flexibly, her verbal coping is also so-so. Kang Zhazha, who looked at her crouching crumbling and felt quite majestic because of it, and who had a bit of connivance caused by "friends at first sight", was barely enough.
When Kangxi heard Jia Jiaojiao's defense of his reputation as a wife, Kangxi's anger dissipated. Later, he made a few gestures, although there was a bit of punishment, but they were always teasing. Listening to her words now, even I know that just like her previous defense, there are always mixed truths and falsehoods, but since Kangxi became the throne at the age of eight, how many words mixed with true and false or even purely scheming have been heard by Kangxi?It just depends on whether the speaker is worth playing a fool.
Jia Jiaojiao happened to be at this time, among other things, the "love at first sight" was really not in vain, and another "boudoir whisper" inexplicably hit Kang Zhazha's cute spot, coupled with such a coincidental belly groan, it was full of love. Kangxi didn't mind verifying that she was "hungry", so he was convinced that she was indeed "tired". Apart from being proud of her high spirits, she had to replace the three points of anger with pity. Although her face was still calm, she just said: " Be more careful with your words in the future. I have allowed you to visit relatives at will, but you don't have to be so open-minded. Besides, now you and I can't just let you go back to relatives."
While talking, she had already helped the person up, seeing Jia Jiaojiao frowned again when she sat down, the color in the eyes of this scumbag flashed again, and she was more generous and considerate: "Forget it, it's getting late , let’s have dinner—the bird’s nest porridge in the morning is very good, and it’s even better if you add some red dates.”
In fact, there are three quarters of an hour before Kangxi has dinner on weekdays, but when he opened his mouth, naturally there would be no nonsense to contradict him. It was indeed very good. Jia Jiaojiao ate two bowls, but other dishes, such as the crispy roast duck she loved very much last night, did not use much——
It's not that the imperial chef's skills have suddenly dropped, it's that Jia Jiaojiao has been tossing a lot, fidgeting, and feeling dizzy, like bird's nest porridge, it's okay to swallow a bowl with a few snorts, and the rest, Jia Jiaojiao really has a limited appetite.
Kangxi stared at him without saying a word, and after he had eaten a bowl of soup and a bowl of rice, he said slowly, "What? I know that I usually value your delicious food, so I deliberately slack off, so I can resign from serving you as a tasting companion." What about your errand?"
Jia Jiaojiao complained: "It's a fool who resigned. I don't know how richer your meal is than mine... Isn't this tormenting you? It's big and hard, and it's like a perpetual motion machine that doesn't know how tired it is. It’s hurting me to death, did you tell me? I thought I was going to die, and I’m lucky to see the sun again, so who do I blame for eating less?”
Kangxi almost choked on a piece of pastry in his mouth, it was big, hard and tired, this little girl was really... quite open-mouthed.
Now he truly believed that Jia Jiaojiao had made a slip of the tongue before, and he didn't dare to show any disrespect, but when it was time to teach him a lesson, he said, "I told you to be more careful with your words, why are you talking nonsense again?"
Jia Jiaojiao didn't dare to sit still, and it was even more uncomfortable to stand up. She was leaning crookedly on the kang table, and she became more and more annoyed when she heard the words: "Who is talking nonsense? You are obviously..."
Kangxi coughed twice: "It's obvious that things are not always on the lips. You girl, don't you still say you are quite shy? Why do you have the nerve to say anything?"
Jia Jiaojiao: "I'm not just talking to you!"
Kangxi looked to the left and right, and there were indeed only maids and servants. Usually, these people were indeed not individuals, but such secret conversations in the boudoir were too late.
Jia Jiaojiao didn't have the problem of Kang Zhaza not treating maidservants as human beings. She just said, "Everyone is serving you. How could it be possible that you don't know how hard you are? How terrible is it when you have an attack?"
The voice whispered slightly:
"It is said that in Mangongli, the closer the Qianqing Palace is to the water tower, the less likely it is to climb into the bed. I thought it was because you were more disciplined, but now that I look at it, everyone knows that it is a job that can kill you if you are not careful. , don’t you dare to grab your upper body easily?”
Kangxi stared: "Do you have to dwell on this topic?"
Jia Jiaojiao pursed her lips: "I'm just telling the truth...well, well, you can't always tell the truth, I know it!"
Changed the subject very obediently:
"Well, speaking of it, I've heard that when you were doing something, Long Live Lord, there were servants outside listening to the time to remind you, why didn't you..."
If someone reminded me, at least I wouldn't be hurt so badly!
Jia Jiaojiao was very sad.
Kangxi calmly added food: "There is such a rule, but the rule is just to fear that the descendants will slack off the state affairs and hurt themselves because of their lewd behavior. Nowadays, it is rare for me to sneak away from writing, and I am in good health. Why bother?"
Jia Jiaojiao really wanted to say that you are not afraid of any more actions, but she heard Kangxi continue: "Just like you talked nonsense a few times before, I have only treated you strictly according to the rules, and I went to bed last night, and have you ever Strictly make you follow the rules?"
Jia Jiaojiao immediately shut her mouth tightly, not to mention whether Kang scum would be so scumbag that he would eat people to the bone and ask him to blame the king for deceiving the emperor. This is the bloody bedtime rule of the Qing Dynasty——
"Long live, can I not make spring rolls in the future?"
Kangxi disdained her overly flattering appearance, and was very tolerant: "Forget it, I know that you are so shy that you don't even want to be served when you take a bath, so let me let you do this."
Putting down the chopsticks, he asked again: "I really would rather not remember the history than to plead guilty and admit punishment?"
Jia Jiaojiao's chick pecked at the rice: "Yes, yes, it is a great blessing to be able to serve Long Live. Does it matter if you don't remember?"
Kangxi squinted his eyes and looked at her for a while, then raised his eyebrows: "If that's the case, just use medicine!"
Jia Jiaojiao was dumbfounded. What does not remembering her history have anything to do with medication?Could it be the first night to mend the body?Can Kangzha be spicy?
Kangxi didn't realize it for a while, but before he could ask, Jia Jiaojiao said again: "It is said that after the emperor got his concubine, the empress refused to use seals on them, so it's useless? But you have so many elder brothers, you want to use seals for empresses?" Are they all very straightforward? Are they all virtuous and caring people who suffocate themselves? It’s no wonder your queen doesn’t live long, and you appointed yourself to suffocate yourself to death..."
Kangxi thought she was somewhat proud of her weak and sad appearance, but he was rarely willing to pretend to be gentle and considerate. When Jia Jiaojiao got up, he gave her a little help, and he held her with a hand that seemed to be freshly washed. Good skin, you have to linger for a while, which makes you feel lingering and warm——
It was precisely because of this that this man was extra patient and willing to coax her to receive the full punishment ceremony.
However, no matter how tolerant Kangxi was, Jia Jiaojiao couldn't help but casually talk about his successors to his first wives.
Jia Jiaojiao might not be able to understand the storm brewing in the depths of those suddenly narrowed and calm eyes, but the fingers that suddenly brushed against her skin very gently were enough for her to shudder several times. Said, the guy who thinks you're killing your wife is so stupid! Long live the emperor's purple qi body, how could he have such an unlucky fate as killing his wife? It's really lucky, the queens you meet are too virtuous, If you insist on exhausting yourself and exhausting yourself, who do you blame?"
Kangxi squinted his eyes again, and pinched Jia Jiaojiao with the palm that was sliding on Jia Jiaojiao's waist, pinching Jia Jiaojiao, who was already sore and weak, until tears flowed, and Fang Manli said "Oh": "So Get up, are you complaining about me? But why doesn’t it sound like me?”
Jia Jiaojiao smirked: "Did you hear that wrong?"
Kangxi said indifferently: "Although I am not as young as Jiaojiao, I can't be called old when I ask myself. I think my ears are not bad."
Jia Jiaojiao sneered: "Of course, of course, you are long live, long live, long live! I mean, um, um, are you hungry? Are you tired? Well, it's not uncommon for people to occasionally hear something wrong when they're hungry and tired." , even if it lasts forever, right..."
Kangxi glanced at the fake smiling face, snorted, and said grimly: "Yeah, Wansui is no more than an ordinary person, but one person can hear it wrong. Could it be that the whole hall is wronged? But I don't know. , This false talk about the king, peeping into the king's heart, and then even more cunning and deceitful, in an attempt to deceive the king... What are the charges? What is the punishment?"
Jia Jiaojiao couldn't believe it, this guy's paws were still on her waist, and he was charged with such a crime with just one mouth?
With a shake of her hand, Jia Jiaojiao almost offered another psychological detection coupon, but decided to take a gamble at the last minute——
There is no way, this scumbag's mind changes too much, instead of seeing the ever-changing mind and dealing with fear and trembling, it's better to bet on the speed of this famous utensil, and also bet on this man's bad nature.
Thinking in this way, he simply gritted his teeth, squatted down in fear, and took a deep breath. His movements were big and fierce, and he would inevitably touch many embarrassing places that Chu Chengenze couldn't bear. , and another white, all are true and not fake, plus lowered his eyes and bowed his head: "Long live knows me, the most unruly person who doesn't know the depth. In addition, he is really tired and hungry, and he will praise Long live and the queen for a while. Some of their good words are not so pleasing to the ear...
But if you want to say that you are going to deceive the king, you absolutely dare not, but you lost your sense of proportion for a while, and it was just a whisper in the boudoir, and the words were a little loose..."
Jia Jiaojiao's various battles in Gongdou Zhaidou in those years are not for nothing. Although she has never been lucky enough to learn some clever tricks that can be used flexibly, her verbal coping is also so-so. Kang Zhazha, who looked at her crouching crumbling and felt quite majestic because of it, and who had a bit of connivance caused by "friends at first sight", was barely enough.
When Kangxi heard Jia Jiaojiao's defense of his reputation as a wife, Kangxi's anger dissipated. Later, he made a few gestures, although there was a bit of punishment, but they were always teasing. Listening to her words now, even I know that just like her previous defense, there are always mixed truths and falsehoods, but since Kangxi became the throne at the age of eight, how many words mixed with true and false or even purely scheming have been heard by Kangxi?It just depends on whether the speaker is worth playing a fool.
Jia Jiaojiao happened to be at this time, among other things, the "love at first sight" was really not in vain, and another "boudoir whisper" inexplicably hit Kang Zhazha's cute spot, coupled with such a coincidental belly groan, it was full of love. Kangxi didn't mind verifying that she was "hungry", so he was convinced that she was indeed "tired". Apart from being proud of her high spirits, she had to replace the three points of anger with pity. Although her face was still calm, she just said: " Be more careful with your words in the future. I have allowed you to visit relatives at will, but you don't have to be so open-minded. Besides, now you and I can't just let you go back to relatives."
While talking, she had already helped the person up, seeing Jia Jiaojiao frowned again when she sat down, the color in the eyes of this scumbag flashed again, and she was more generous and considerate: "Forget it, it's getting late , let’s have dinner—the bird’s nest porridge in the morning is very good, and it’s even better if you add some red dates.”
In fact, there are three quarters of an hour before Kangxi has dinner on weekdays, but when he opened his mouth, naturally there would be no nonsense to contradict him. It was indeed very good. Jia Jiaojiao ate two bowls, but other dishes, such as the crispy roast duck she loved very much last night, did not use much——
It's not that the imperial chef's skills have suddenly dropped, it's that Jia Jiaojiao has been tossing a lot, fidgeting, and feeling dizzy, like bird's nest porridge, it's okay to swallow a bowl with a few snorts, and the rest, Jia Jiaojiao really has a limited appetite.
Kangxi stared at him without saying a word, and after he had eaten a bowl of soup and a bowl of rice, he said slowly, "What? I know that I usually value your delicious food, so I deliberately slack off, so I can resign from serving you as a tasting companion." What about your errand?"
Jia Jiaojiao complained: "It's a fool who resigned. I don't know how richer your meal is than mine... Isn't this tormenting you? It's big and hard, and it's like a perpetual motion machine that doesn't know how tired it is. It’s hurting me to death, did you tell me? I thought I was going to die, and I’m lucky to see the sun again, so who do I blame for eating less?”
Kangxi almost choked on a piece of pastry in his mouth, it was big, hard and tired, this little girl was really... quite open-mouthed.
Now he truly believed that Jia Jiaojiao had made a slip of the tongue before, and he didn't dare to show any disrespect, but when it was time to teach him a lesson, he said, "I told you to be more careful with your words, why are you talking nonsense again?"
Jia Jiaojiao didn't dare to sit still, and it was even more uncomfortable to stand up. She was leaning crookedly on the kang table, and she became more and more annoyed when she heard the words: "Who is talking nonsense? You are obviously..."
Kangxi coughed twice: "It's obvious that things are not always on the lips. You girl, don't you still say you are quite shy? Why do you have the nerve to say anything?"
Jia Jiaojiao: "I'm not just talking to you!"
Kangxi looked to the left and right, and there were indeed only maids and servants. Usually, these people were indeed not individuals, but such secret conversations in the boudoir were too late.
Jia Jiaojiao didn't have the problem of Kang Zhaza not treating maidservants as human beings. She just said, "Everyone is serving you. How could it be possible that you don't know how hard you are? How terrible is it when you have an attack?"
The voice whispered slightly:
"It is said that in Mangongli, the closer the Qianqing Palace is to the water tower, the less likely it is to climb into the bed. I thought it was because you were more disciplined, but now that I look at it, everyone knows that it is a job that can kill you if you are not careful. , don’t you dare to grab your upper body easily?”
Kangxi stared: "Do you have to dwell on this topic?"
Jia Jiaojiao pursed her lips: "I'm just telling the truth...well, well, you can't always tell the truth, I know it!"
Changed the subject very obediently:
"Well, speaking of it, I've heard that when you were doing something, Long Live Lord, there were servants outside listening to the time to remind you, why didn't you..."
If someone reminded me, at least I wouldn't be hurt so badly!
Jia Jiaojiao was very sad.
Kangxi calmly added food: "There is such a rule, but the rule is just to fear that the descendants will slack off the state affairs and hurt themselves because of their lewd behavior. Nowadays, it is rare for me to sneak away from writing, and I am in good health. Why bother?"
Jia Jiaojiao really wanted to say that you are not afraid of any more actions, but she heard Kangxi continue: "Just like you talked nonsense a few times before, I have only treated you strictly according to the rules, and I went to bed last night, and have you ever Strictly make you follow the rules?"
Jia Jiaojiao immediately shut her mouth tightly, not to mention whether Kang scum would be so scumbag that he would eat people to the bone and ask him to blame the king for deceiving the emperor. This is the bloody bedtime rule of the Qing Dynasty——
"Long live, can I not make spring rolls in the future?"
Kangxi disdained her overly flattering appearance, and was very tolerant: "Forget it, I know that you are so shy that you don't even want to be served when you take a bath, so let me let you do this."
Putting down the chopsticks, he asked again: "I really would rather not remember the history than to plead guilty and admit punishment?"
Jia Jiaojiao's chick pecked at the rice: "Yes, yes, it is a great blessing to be able to serve Long Live. Does it matter if you don't remember?"
Kangxi squinted his eyes and looked at her for a while, then raised his eyebrows: "If that's the case, just use medicine!"
Jia Jiaojiao was dumbfounded. What does not remembering her history have anything to do with medication?Could it be the first night to mend the body?Can Kangzha be spicy?
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