The collapse of the Kangxi Dynasty [Qing wear + Red House]
Chapter 29 3 more in 1, seeking (1)
Jia Jiaojiao has always felt that she is quite a lady. After timetraveling, she has the physical instinct left by Miss Jia. She can embroider a statue of Guanyin (really?). How can I say that the dining rules are quite good? Yes, I don't want to because there is no comparison.
The current rules of the Rongguo Mansion, because the old lady only takes care of Jia She is a bit busy, and the wife's daughter Min is really young, like Jia Yanyan and Jiahao, one is with the biological mother, Aunt Qin , One is eating with my aunt, Aunt Xiaobai, and I am used to it as a child.Only Jia Jiaojiao ate alone, and the servants in her room didn't care about her at first, but later they were frightened and dared not speak up, and no one carefully picked on her dining etiquette——
There were a few times when it was used in the old lady's house, and only snacks and fruits were used instead of meals. Jia Jiaojiao's rules were so-so. Pay attention to intimacy and ease, and the rules are not very strict, so it doesn't seem that Jia Jiaojiao is much worse than Jia Shejia and Jia Yanyan. she.
So, this time, having dinner with Kangxi and his son, he was decisively turned into scum in seconds.
Use a spoon—how can the spoon make any noise along the bottom of the bowl?
Put the chopsticks - how can the chopsticks cross each other and make a sound when they collide?
Drinking Soup—Which Lady Swallows When Drinking Soup?
Eating vegetables——Which girl eats vegetables until her cheeks bulge?
In short, Jia Jiaojiao felt that her behavior was ladylike enough, and her movements were kept quiet. The collision of spoons, bowls and chopsticks was only a small sound, which could not be heard if you didn't listen carefully; drinking soup was not like a snore Hey, one spoon has to be divided into three mouthfuls, but when the soup passes through the throat when swallowing, there is always a sound, who is to blame?
The three above are always so inhuman, they can really eat a meal in silence!
As for the bulging of the cheeks, it is even more unjust. If she cuts such a big piece of honey-roasted mutton a little bit, the knife and the plate will creak. If it doesn't make such a piercing sound, why don't you just stuff it with a big mouthful!
Seeing it, it was rare for Taizhi Master to be forgiving after he was stunned:
"It seems that Nanny Gu has no choice but to send you in."
Little Bingshan Sisi's brows were already wrinkled enough to pinch mosquitoes to death. Although Jia Jiaojiao didn't think Sisi would hate her for being so unruly, she always made people laugh, so why not be embarrassed?
It was □□ who relieved her, even though it was said to Grandpa Zhi: "Nurse Gu only wanted to ration her to an ordinary family as a first wife, so naturally she didn't teach her too many things that are rarely used outside. rule."
Jia Jiaojiao didn't care about how obscene the new subtitles on his side were, she nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Yes, yes, yes, didn't our old lady deliberately let me come in front of the Long Live God without rules or distance to show my face? It really happened suddenly, and the plan couldn't keep up with the changes."
Master Taizhi just smiled, he didn't even ask about the rules of the decent sisters, how could he care about Jia Jiaojiao?Left and right would not enter his Yuqing Palace, even if they did enter, they would only consider it to save Nanny Gu's face, and they would not care about these things.
On the contrary, Xiao Bingshan gave a serious look: "Khan Ama is considerate of you. You should also be cautious in your words and deeds."
Jia Jiaojiao glanced at Xiao Bingshan's side. This person looked serious and indifferent, but he was actually a man with a rich heart. His two sentences were less than twenty words, and there were a series of words such as: "Khan Ama is to Gu Nanny." Nanny is really gracious, but this woman is a little too naive." "It's okay to have no rules or distance with Ama Khan. Ama Khan probably won't be very serious when she looks at Nanny Gu. At most, she's too fresh." Just let her go forward", "But it's not good to have no rules and no distance elsewhere. It's impossible for Khan Ama to tell the harem that she has no rules and no distance. If she meets someone who doesn't know Nanny Gu, this woman It’s fine if you suffer for nothing, but it’s not good if it makes Han Ama feel ashamed about Nanny Gu.” “It’s a pity that the sweat is gone, and De Feimu and I are not close, otherwise I should give it to the empress in private.” Let me inform you, so I won’t worry Khan Ama”, “Did I remind this woman understand? Do you need to find another opportunity to warn her in detail?”, “Did you say that a little bit coldly? Will Khan Ama misunderstand that I am teaching the people he protects in his palace? Will he be unhappy because of this"...
Wait, wait, Jia Jiaojiao can refresh a screen or two in the blink of an eye, most of which are because she wants to share the emperor's worries, and is afraid of causing the emperor's misunderstanding, but she can think so much!
←← Strange Taoists say that Yongzheng is a chatterbox!
Jia Jiaojiao was confused by the contrast, but she also accepted the little iceberg's kindness: "Understood, when I haven't learned the rules well, I will definitely not run around elsewhere, and even if I go, I will only follow the Long Live Lord. Don't do stupid things like doing nothing for nothing. Don't worry, brother Si."
The fourth elder brother said with a stern face: "You can't be too unruly when you go to other places with Khan Ama, and you can't embarrass Khan Ama!"
Jia Jiaojiao couldn't help teasing him: "Where does the servant get the blessing to lose the face of the Long Live Lord? His Royal Highness and brothers are all very good, and the face of the Long Live Lord can't be lost. The most slaves can lose to my family The faces of old ladies and wives are nothing more than that, even the master may not be affected by it!"
The fourth elder brother really stuttered, he has a lot of mental activities, but the words "being a slave may also lose face to the master" cannot be said. She has lost the rules, and the father and brother lamented that Nanny Gu was too careful, so what else could he say?
But if he recognized the woman's words, there seemed to be something wrong?
The fourth elder brother hid the mountains and rivers in his heart, but his mouth seemed a little clumsy, and he couldn't respond for a while. Kangxi saw his son like this, and told his cousin before she died, "Although the fourth elder brother has looked like a young adult for the past two years, in fact I was still a child, and Defei always had my selfishness in my early years, and I didn't deal with it properly. If there is anything good in the future, I ask my cousin to look at my thin face and protect him more." Zhuyu, Keep it in mind again, and look at Jia Jiaojiao's self-satisfied self-satisfaction after successfully choking his fourth son——
Suddenly remembering the pride of the white cat who stole the dried fish in Jingren Palace back then stretching its paws to wash its face, and the love and indulgence of the sweaty brow pinching its face when it actually put the dried fish dish outside on purpose, and turned around for a while. The heartfelt surprise and tenderness when I saw myself...
All of a sudden, I became bored with Yonghe Palace, but I still had a smile on my face: "It is said that Nanny Gu is also half of my family, and Nanny Gu's granddaughter has already lived in my house. How come you can't lose my people?"
Jia Jiaojiao glanced at Kangxi's side, she was still all sorts of wretched things, any little wild cats were playful, there were wild things that didn't know the rules, and there were wild things that didn't know the rules, and so on, she really wanted to learn to be a boring and well-behaved person. However, the legendary palace rules of the Qing Dynasty are too horrible. It is troublesome enough for her just to have the dishes, chopsticks and spoons silently, swallowing and chewing without any movement. In addition, the main task has an additional restriction of "from a female official to the only one in Kang Zha's heart" , she also had to feel aggrieved to be the right little wild cat in Kangxi's heart, and she had to be careful when she deliberately slandered: "The big deal is that I don't eat in front of outsiders! Just forget about the rules, long live~"
Kangxi taught with a stern face: "You must not go outside with big folds!"
Jia Jiaojiao beamed, "I'm sure I won't leave!"
Grandpa Taizhi looked left and right, Jia Jiaojiao was so focused on observing Kang Zhazha's mental screen, she didn't bother to look at him, and didn't notice what he saw, but Taizhi Master never I mentioned that I wanted to show Jia Jiaojiao a young talent.
After all, there are shortcomings in this mind-detecting coupon. You can swipe the screen according to your mind, and don’t let people read the previous summary. If you accidentally make a mistake, it will be gone. There are no more chances to be overwhelmed, but how can I live under the eyes of this scumbag who is full of thoughts?
It's no wonder that Jia Jiaojiao is timid, it's because Kang Zhaza's psychological changes are faster than Juneday's, and he is especially suspicious and loves to test people!For a silly girl like her, every now and then she would be careless, not to mention complete the task, and she would be terrified even if it would be difficult for her to survive.
For example, the atmosphere at breakfast was not bad, right?
Jia Jiaojiao tearing off her face and pretending to be a silly cat, acting like a spoiled child, is also in the arms of Kang scum, right?
Kang Zha seemed to be satisfied with her who waved back, right?
What a blink of an eye, it was only a few hours or half a day, this guy called her to taste the meal again, and he just spied on her blindly before he brought in Mr. Taizhi's little Bingshan to make jokes!
This time, I didn't think about the inheritance of military power in the Rongguo Mansion, and the education of the grandma's grandchildren, but I focused on it very carefully: "It is said that Jiaojiao, the elder brother of Yin Jia's family, took care of him personally? And let Jia pardon the one in the summer heat?" I don’t know how many times I ran away before I was selected? It’s a pity that I screwed up because of that idea? But I need the decree of the Taoist priest. Although Daishan Jia pardoned the face, it’s not easy to clarify the Pudu Temple. Monk affairs to avoid exposing the secrets of the inner house, but if you really feel it is a pity, it is not impossible for you to fulfill your wish by letting the great lama resolve your fate."
How generous are you?
If you really believe him, you will lose, lose miserably, not only will you lose your fortune, but you will lose your life by accident, okay?
This Kang Zhazha felt that people were bewitching his baby to be too papery, so he decided that the old friends who had been chasing after two lifetimes had to die; in a blink of an eye, he found that he hadn't seduced his baby too papery, and he was just "just playing around" It’s just wandering between petting and playing” or “petting a little more seriously”——
Even if this guy hits 99% like friends at first sight, he's still a scum of scum who doesn't take people seriously!
But what's even worse is that while he doesn't treat people as human beings in his heart, he is also stingy! The vinegar workshop is on fire!
Didn't you just discuss marriage with Yin Jia's family?In just half a day, this guy even found out that Yin Jia's family was chosen by Jia Jiaojiao herself, and he even put on a face of a gentle elder and a magnanimous king, thinking "If this girl really dares to have sex with others!" Personally, I don't mind the sinister idea of letting her immediately reincarnate to pursue the third life", all kinds of clichés!
Jia Jiaojiao is in her heart (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻:
Who said that Lord Kangxi is wise, martial, benevolent, loving and generous?
He's clearly a duplicity murderer, jealous!
It's a pity that this pervert was created by her own point of favorability, she was blinded by a chance to buy an S-level product and a lot of points, and now she has no place to hide, and she can't hide. Jia Jiaojiao had no choice but to try to convince herself to ignore the ever-changing subtitles, and to convince herself that with the face of the old lady and the role of hitting it off at first sight, Kang Zhazha should not easily practice the murderous intentions in his heart...
After several deep breaths, Kang Zha narrowed his eyes:
"Why? Jiaojiao is still shy? It's rare for me to take care of such children's affairs. If you really want to, just say it quickly. After passing this village, there will be no such shop."
Jia Jiaojiao barely managed to do a good job of psychological construction, and she simply said frankly:
"It's rare for me to visit the house, and I have never had any contact with Yin Jia's family before. How do I know who the boys in Yin Jia's family are? It was only after I was selected that I saw one at Shi's house, but on the far side, I He didn't even see his square face and round face! What do you like?
Although originally, I actually chose the one myself, it was the old lady who pity me, Brother Xi and my sister who loves me, that's why I chose such a kind mother-in-law, who is easy to get along with, and the boy himself is said to be honest and caring for his family People——
It's a pity now, it's a pity, after all, it's hard to find someone who is so peaceful and smooth, and needs to worry about the secrets of the inner house, but I really can't answer this question now, Lord Long Live! "
Jia Jiaojiao is not lying, she also has self-knowledge, lying in front of an acting emperor like Kang Zhazha is courting death!
Anyway, that's the reason why she chose Yin Jia's family, except that the boy from Yin Jia's family is a handsome gentleman who is rarely suitable for a bald head (the hairstyle with a money rat tail looks like a bald head from the front), and it is also true that she is the only one who is lying It's here, but that's not all her lying, she did surprise the guy from Yin Jia's family with his head shape and figure, and didn't pay much attention to his square and round face. It's just that he selectively concealed a little bit of the truth, and for this reason, he deliberately stared and raised his eyebrows and acted like a tsundere who usually made foolish daddy anxious, but he also fooled the acting emperor: "So, You didn't pick the boy of Yin Jia's family, but the family style of Yin Jia's family?"
Jia Jiaojiao didn't even hide anything this time:
"It's not just the family style, there may not be no family style that is stricter than Yin Jia's family, but their family members are rare, and Mrs. Yin Jia is especially a kind person! Besides, I was really scared by the fate I was given before, but They would rather go all out to eat a lot of nasty things from their wives than publicize them...
Long Live Lord, you have sharp eyes, and you can see what I am like if you think about it: the rules are so-so, and you can only pretend to be on some occasions; What's more, I'm still jealous, and I'm disgusted by the fact that men keep saying true love one after another, and I don't want to deal with the man's true love and other children with the same means as my wife. The best thing is to find such a well-behaved and simple family..."
Kangxi narrowed his eyes again:
"Don't you dare to say that being jealous is not a good reputation! Once you say this, I originally wanted to point you to a passable young talent, and I am ashamed to harm others."
Jia Jiaojiao glanced at the latest subtitles brushed up beside him, and said to herself, except for the moment when it was only 60% like friends at first sight, why would you ever think of giving me to someone else?The words are so generous, I really dare to love Qiao and ask for a young talent, so I really don't know how to die!
Feeling uneasy, it was brought out on the face, and the subtitles on Kangxi's side immediately flashed: "Is this girl really still thinking about some young talents?"
Jia Jiaojiao was agitated. Although this silly elder sister is not good at hiding her emotions, fortunately she still has some quick wits when life and death are in danger, so she simply did enough of that wild cat's bright claws: "Long live, what you said is all Is that right? What do you mean I'm really thinking about some young talent?'
The women who entered the palace, regardless of whether they were selected by the general election or the minor ones, are all in your harem. Only you can't use them and let them out with grace. How can anyone still miss someone after entering the palace?
Although I am in a special situation, I have taken care of the face of our old lady, I have never passed the small election, and I have received long live your generous reward as a female officer, but no matter if I live in the palace for a year or two, I still know this big rule , I can hold on! "
Jia Jiaojiao was rude a series of times, but the subtitles beside Kang Zhazha turned from cloudy to sunny, and she could see clearly, her eyes widened and her chin raised: "My rules are very ordinary, and my disposition is not magnanimous." It's tolerant, but it was taught by our old lady anyway, can you not know such important rules? Long live Lord, don't look down on people too much!"
Kang Zhaza really didn't care about Jia Jiaojiao's arrogance:
"Okay, okay, sure enough, it was taught by Nanny Gu. You talk about being jealous, but you still know how to behave?"
Jia Jiaojiao squinted at him: "I am jealous on the surface, but I am better than those who are virtuous and generous on the surface, but secretly dirty their hands a few times!"
Kangxi just shook his head: "Excessive words are unreasonable, strong words are unreasonable!"
Jia Jiaojiao: "Isn't the truth that can be won by strong words also the truth?"
Kangxi laughed out loud, and didn't argue with her, although beside him there were always a series of troubles about how to pamper and deal with such a jealous and delicate woman, but at last the murderous intentions were exhausted, and when they were troubles, they were "forget it". Forget it, it's not easy after chasing me for two lifetimes, and in the next life, she may not have such a "pretty cute" acceptance, Jia Jiaojiao can be regarded as relieved: at least her head is saved for the time being, isn't it?
Just keeping one's head in front of Kang Zhazha doesn't mean everything will be fine. Jia Jiaojiao's family knows her own family affairs well. She reads a lot of Qing Chuanwen Gong Dou Wen Zhai Dou Wen on Jinjiang, and she also follows the trend and criticizes the author about The setting of the article and the arrangement of the plot are all kinds of unreasonable, but at that time there was Du Niang and everyone who was a pioneer in research and research. She was just a liberal arts scum with a history test of [-] years old, and she followed behind with negative scores and long comments and smashed rotten eggs. Booing, and then anonymously throwing a few shallow water bombs and deep water torpedoes to coax the author to save a good article and make people feel discouraged and turn into a pit. It really makes her a real knife and a real gun in the Qing palace for a while ?
A wronged ghost who absolutely doesn't know how to die!
Look, how long has it been since you entered the palace?She hasn't fed the snakes and scorpions to Kang Zha's harem yet, how many times has she narrowly escaped death?And it still has the effect of psychological detection coupons so miserable!
Seeing that there are only less than two days left for the use of psychological detection coupons, although there are still nine coupons left in the system item bar (this item is sold in bundles of ten coupons at a time), even if Jia Jiaojiao is not stingy about using it continuously, it is just a handful It's just a month, what should I do after this month?
Pray that every lottery can draw a purchase opportunity related to psychological detection coupons?Pray that every time the relevant props are used up, you can accumulate enough points to buy new props?
But even if those things can come true, you just have to pay attention to the subtitles of the people around you, especially Kang Zhazha's new subtitles, and always adjust your words and deeds according to those subtitles...
Don't say whether you can do it or not, even if you can do it, you will definitely be mentally weak after a long time!
Jia Jiaojiao has been open-minded and contented herself for more than ten years, no matter how she is in the situation, she really has no choice, let alone the confidence to grind herself into a good-looking person!
It was so easy to coax Kang Zhazha away, Jia Jiaojiao went back to her small courtyard, her heart was so agitated that she wanted to hang her voice, but she was so pitiful that she didn't even dare to raise her voice a little bit, she had to wait for Lan Xiang to wait for a few court ladies when she hit the pillow After being coaxed down, he quietly bumped into the bed twice——
How are you going to live this day?
Jia Jiaojiao bumped the pillow seventeen or eight times, turned over, and suddenly felt that she was going to live no matter what, anyway, the bridge was at the bow of the boat, if it was going to be straight naturally, or it would be broken, unless she just put herself It's really annoying, otherwise, what should I do...
It's better to go to sleep if you are worried, and you have to get up early tomorrow to deal with Kang Zha's breakfast!
Thinking about it this way, Jia Jiaojiao yawned resolutely, then closed her eyes, and her breathing gradually became even in a blink of an eye, but suddenly her whole body bounced and she sat up!
so close!I almost forgot to sign in today!
This system is not to mention Jia Jiaojiao’s current driftwood, but it is definitely a good thing that is not easy to miss. The free lottery opportunities and points that you get when you sign in every day are the easiest good things to get. Mysterious gift pack.
Although the mysterious gift packages that Jiaojiao got before for ten, fifty, sixty, and 120 days of consecutive sign-in were nothing more than "[-] points for [-] free draws" and "[-] points for [-] free draws". [-]", "[-] points for [-] free draws" and today "[-] points for [-] free draws", etc. It seems that insisting on long-term continuous sign-in is not as good as refreshing every time for [-] consecutive days, but Jia Jiaojiao firmly believes that there are good things behind any cheating, just like Lu Jinjiang back then, every time he draws, he can always draw some. Well, not to mention how many and practical it is, but it is better than no new added functions or new games. God damn it.
Based on such inexplicable confidence, Jia Jiaojiao is still looking forward to the 240-day mysterious gift package. How can she be willing to miss the first 200 days and start over?
No, I still remember that I was exhausted after a day of suffering for Kang Zhazha, and I almost fell asleep when I was extremely tired, but I was still in a light sleep state and suddenly woke up, just to sign in!
It's really commendable and sympathetic, or maybe it's really God's love for a simple person.
It's rare for such a silly elder sister who can hit the pillow a few times before going to sleep with an uncertain future, it's rare for her to think about something, but she really thinks about something good for her.
Ten days later, it's hard to say what will be in the 240-day mysterious gift package, but today's sign-in has the highest sign-in reward: three free lucky draw opportunities, plus [-] points!
And the three free lottery draws allowed Jia Jiaojiao to draw [-] points each, and one chance to buy d-level and s-level products.
what does this mean?
It means that Jia Jiaojiao can almost buy the most basic Xiaofudi!Although it is said that there is only one spring on two acres of land, it can raise three creatures with an IQ of less than 50, and the host can hide in it!
←←But unfortunately, the so-called almost is not able to.Such a small blessing needs at least 220 two points, but Jia Jiaojiao is so desperate that she used up most of the points she saved before and a chance to buy an S-level product, and exchanged them for the one that made her cry and laugh. The unbelievable favorability is soaring!
→→ Now she is very lucky, and she has another chance to buy S-level products. Unfortunately, the 500 points she got and the remaining [-] points she used before are barely enough to buy the most basic items. The portable space can only pretend to be dead things, the kind that can't grow fields and hide people!
Jia Jiaojiao is scratching her head, no matter how hard she tells herself, "If you can't clear the main missions and you can't go home, no matter how much you can hide in the cave, you will definitely suffocate yourself to death within a few days", "Little girl has great courage, I will never regret the choice I made, and if I dare to go shopping and don’t save money, I have to bear the consequences of not saving money” and other messy things, but I still couldn’t hold back and bumped the pillow seven or eight times, which attracted Lan, who was watching the night outside. Xiang quietly came in to check——
Jia Jiaojiao pretended to be thirsty, drank half a glass of water before coaxing him away, and then started to worry again.
Is it better to save points to exchange for a small blessing, or to save for another plane store, or to make a move when it is time to make a move, with the little savings I have, to exchange for something that will make my life happier and easier How about something?
For example, the opportunity to buy d-level products is not too weak. At least there are psychological detection coupons that can only be used for one day. The sky ticket is high, but it is not a lot of things, and there is that kind of soundproof character, which is very cheap. You can buy [-] tickets for [-] points. Although the effect is a little weak, it can be used in this kind of continuous collision In an environment where pillows are not allowed to be casual, it seems to be a rare relaxation item?
Jia Jiaojiao is just a silly girl. Jiaojiao's mother didn't inherit the shrewd, capable, long-sleeved and good at dancing. However, this shopping-crazy shopaholic style is very good and better than blue. Jiaojiao's mother still knows the word temperance. This concept, when the buying opportunities do not match the points, it’s better, I have to endure it if I can’t bear it, but this time, more than 1000 points, although it’s not a lot, there are several S-level products that can be bought Yes, there are a lot of opportunities to choose from the purchase opportunity of A-level products saved before, and the newly-drawn D-level product purchase opportunities this time——
This girl is too picky!
After being so depressed before, the drowsiness that can emerge decisively is gone!
Although there was no further noise of bumping the pillow, she tossed and turned for a while, which inevitably provoked Lan Xiang, who was very dedicated to her duty: "Madam, do you want to pass on a soothing soup? Or are there any mattresses and pillows that you are not used to? Do you want servants to accompany you on the bed to serve?"
Jia Jiaojiao squinted her eyes, and the psychological detection coupon was really conscientious. Because of the darkness of the night, the subtitles beside Lan Xiang had a fluorescent effect, which must be such as "Why is this girl still not asleep? Master, please tell me I want her to accompany you to try the meal for breakfast tomorrow! Then don’t let the master lose his appetite by staring in a daze.” “This girl is lucky, but you have to cherish it yourself. Master's love for Nanny Gu is gone...", "The female officer who is so ostentatious, and only works as a meal tester, if she doesn't take a good rest and be diligent, the master will be cold Heart, where else can I go? Don’t tire yourself out for nothing.”
Such anxious complaints made Jia Jiaojiao see the truth, and she calmed down from the over-excited mood for a while: "I don't need Anshen Tang, and the mattress and pillows are also very good. I'm just used to sleeping. Turn over a few more times before lying down, you just need to rest, you don’t have to come in until I call someone, I’ll turn over a few more times, and I’ll fall asleep naturally.”
Lan Xiang couldn't say anything more, so she had to take a blessing:
"Miss sleep peacefully, the servants are serving outside."
Seeing her go out, Jia Jiaojiao opened the list of items that can be purchased again, but this time she didn't dare to pick out some messy things——
Although Lan Xiang, the big court lady, was a little cautious, she was right about one thing. She has become so famous now, and Jia Shishi's reputation has been ruined. The main task has spawned such a thing, except for those who want to beg for Kang scum. Well, what else could she do?
It's a pity that the goodwill degree is not perfect, even if it is an S-level goodwill degree, there is no way to change Kang Zhazha's goodwill from 99% to good-bye, this kind of qualitative leap It requires special situations and special props.
Jia Jiaojiao curled her lips, it's a pity that she couldn't find a shortcut, but she had to be patient to look at other products, and even had to be patient to look at the ones that need to accumulate points to buy, fearing that she couldn't restrain herself for a while If you want to buy, you miss something more useful.
Fortunately, Huangtian paid off, and he really found a good thing for Jia Jiaojiao!
It's a bit embarrassing to say this good thing, you know what's so amazing, what a famous weapon?
This thing is really for a local teenage and unmarried noble girl to see, no, I'm afraid it will make my ears dirty, but who is Jia Jiaojiao?
Although she is also a big girl with yellow flowers, but she was mixed up on the Internet after all, is there any 21st century charming girl who knows how to play with mobile phones before she can speak!
Although the Green Jinjiang River has been cleared up in recent years, the bottom of the water is almost visible, and the overall Internet has little smell of meat, but a few years ago, there was no such thing as shameful and hilarious on the Internet?Text version, picture version, video version, animation version, high-definition version, male and female, female and female, male and female, male and female, even those across different races...
At that time, little friend Jia Jiaojiao happened to be the most curious when she didn't understand. Although she didn't have the courage to find a little friend to try the forbidden fruit with real swords and guns, she definitely didn't miss it!
Now, it's just a well-known tool, although it's still a bit awkward and shy to put it on me, but when it comes to win over a strange person who only knew each other for less than a quarter of an hour, there is nothing better than that. More powerful?
In particular, this strange Shumai has a harem of three thousand and countless beauties, and it is even more uncommon to be coaxed by ordinary bed skills——
Of course, as a person who only has pure theoretical experience, because I learned too solidly in physiology class and remembered my mother's warnings too firmly, in my teens, let alone having sex with the opposite sex in practice, I didn't touch the private place more than a few times. Such a pure girl, Jia Jiaojiao really can't learn any bed skills.
No matter how ordinary it is, I can’t learn it. It’s always this famous furnace that saves time and effort, but it doesn’t save money——
1 points, plus one chance to buy A-level products from Shenma...
Although I saved an opportunity to buy an S-level product, I fell in love with the most expensive one among the A-level products. For this reason, I had to endure a strong desire to buy, hoping for tomorrow or even the day after tomorrow, and so on. The sign-in points are amazing...
It was rare for Jia Jiaojiao to fall asleep and her brows were still frowning.
It’s not a bad thing to worry about things before going to sleep. When she woke up the next day, Jia Jiaojiao couldn’t wait for her to wash up, so she squatted on the pail and hurriedly signed in. This time, she only got [-] points and a chance to draw a free lottery, which is rare. The lottery drew the most needed points of [-] points, which was not enough to buy that thing, but it was not much worse.
Jia Jiaojiao calmed down, and didn't dare to look at other products. De Lan Xiang He Xiang waited on her to dress up, wash up, and went to Kang Zha Zha.
This day, Kang Zhazha didn't try any more, but he saw Tai Zhiye again at dinner, and this Tai Zhiye still showed a rare kindness in his arrogance: "It's just right, Miss Gu Yuqing Palace The kitchen has newly made rice balls made with rice wine, you should try it too, how does it taste compared to the one made by Madam Gu?"
While talking, he personally filled a small half bowl for Kangxi:
"Ama, try it? I've only tasted two of them, and the taste is not bad. I used the old green plum wine, and I used a lot of candied plum petals as the stuffing. It doesn't have a sense of ingenuity or fragrance. "
Jia Jiaojiao glanced at it, and sure enough, the father and son are very close to each other now, and a person as suspicious as Kang Zhazha, when he heard the prince bluntly said that he would taste the food offered to him first, he didn't feel offended at all. I was very happy that "My Baocheng also thought about me when he ate a meatball, and he was the most filial". The prince took it for granted, and handed it to Kangxi. innocent.
It's just that people can't figure out how this father and son, who can almost blind people's eyes, have come to such a conflict in the future, so that they can't see each other until they die?
It will never be true, as everyone in the Kangtai Alliance imagined, one side has intentions and the other is innocent, so if they can't love each other, they have to kill each other, and if they can't get a blind date, they have to be far apart...
Right?
Kang Zhazha didn't intend to kill Jia Jiaojiao today, and the scene of the father-son blind date right now is really beautiful. The silly girl didn't check for a while, and the soul of the rotten girl burned too much, as if she was staring at Tai Zhiye in a daze Kang Zha squinted his eyes and knocked again: "The crown prince served the meal for me personally, so you who taste the meal can hide away and relax?"
Just then Jia Jiaojiao suddenly got excited, and carefully looked at the subtitles on Kang Zha's side. She didn't know whether it was refreshed too quickly, or if the emperor had really changed his sex and stopped suspicious of her as a young admirer. Although he was puzzled, "Why is this girl staring at Baocheng in a daze?"
But it was rare that she didn't suspect her of bewitching the prince, and she didn't think about killing him anymore. It was those red phoenix eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling. ...
At this moment, I didn't know how chaotic things were going on in my mind, so I snatched the small bowl from Kangxi's hand, scooped up a spoonful and stuffed it into my mouth, and then my eyes lit up in an instant: "This plum fragrance It’s really good! Light and natural, it’s like eating a plum blossom wrapped in honey snow, and the taste is bouncy and waxy..."
After saying a few good words, it suddenly occurred to me that it is indecent to stuff your mouth like this, and it is also indecent to talk while chewing like this. Embarrassed: "I'm usually not so unruly... Isn't this, um, in a hurry to try the meal for Long Live!"
Kangxi saw that one side of her cheek was still bulging, and thought that the greedy cat was a bit funny when he was young, but then he thought about it, although the crown prince has always been filial, after taking a bite of the balls like this, Baba brought them over and served them himself. It's not easy to get what is handed to you every day, but this silly girl who has no rules and no distances takes the lead——
I can't help but feel a little annoyed.
His mind changed instantly, Jia Jiaojiao could see it clearly, and complained in her heart: I didn't check for a while, and I provoked this scumbag emperor again. Being grounded is scary enough, isn't it?
Fortunately, before Kang Zhazha could decide on a punishment plan, Taizhi over there laughed first: "Yes, I was supposed to try the food, but I forgot about it for a while."
And sternly persuaded Kangxi:
"Today's son really ate the meatballs. I packed the food box with my own hands and brought it here with my own hands. I thought there was no mistake, but I forgot about it for a while. Ama also indulged me... …
Fortunately, Miss Jia was careful, and it turned out that
The current rules of the Rongguo Mansion, because the old lady only takes care of Jia She is a bit busy, and the wife's daughter Min is really young, like Jia Yanyan and Jiahao, one is with the biological mother, Aunt Qin , One is eating with my aunt, Aunt Xiaobai, and I am used to it as a child.Only Jia Jiaojiao ate alone, and the servants in her room didn't care about her at first, but later they were frightened and dared not speak up, and no one carefully picked on her dining etiquette——
There were a few times when it was used in the old lady's house, and only snacks and fruits were used instead of meals. Jia Jiaojiao's rules were so-so. Pay attention to intimacy and ease, and the rules are not very strict, so it doesn't seem that Jia Jiaojiao is much worse than Jia Shejia and Jia Yanyan. she.
So, this time, having dinner with Kangxi and his son, he was decisively turned into scum in seconds.
Use a spoon—how can the spoon make any noise along the bottom of the bowl?
Put the chopsticks - how can the chopsticks cross each other and make a sound when they collide?
Drinking Soup—Which Lady Swallows When Drinking Soup?
Eating vegetables——Which girl eats vegetables until her cheeks bulge?
In short, Jia Jiaojiao felt that her behavior was ladylike enough, and her movements were kept quiet. The collision of spoons, bowls and chopsticks was only a small sound, which could not be heard if you didn't listen carefully; drinking soup was not like a snore Hey, one spoon has to be divided into three mouthfuls, but when the soup passes through the throat when swallowing, there is always a sound, who is to blame?
The three above are always so inhuman, they can really eat a meal in silence!
As for the bulging of the cheeks, it is even more unjust. If she cuts such a big piece of honey-roasted mutton a little bit, the knife and the plate will creak. If it doesn't make such a piercing sound, why don't you just stuff it with a big mouthful!
Seeing it, it was rare for Taizhi Master to be forgiving after he was stunned:
"It seems that Nanny Gu has no choice but to send you in."
Little Bingshan Sisi's brows were already wrinkled enough to pinch mosquitoes to death. Although Jia Jiaojiao didn't think Sisi would hate her for being so unruly, she always made people laugh, so why not be embarrassed?
It was □□ who relieved her, even though it was said to Grandpa Zhi: "Nurse Gu only wanted to ration her to an ordinary family as a first wife, so naturally she didn't teach her too many things that are rarely used outside. rule."
Jia Jiaojiao didn't care about how obscene the new subtitles on his side were, she nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Yes, yes, yes, didn't our old lady deliberately let me come in front of the Long Live God without rules or distance to show my face? It really happened suddenly, and the plan couldn't keep up with the changes."
Master Taizhi just smiled, he didn't even ask about the rules of the decent sisters, how could he care about Jia Jiaojiao?Left and right would not enter his Yuqing Palace, even if they did enter, they would only consider it to save Nanny Gu's face, and they would not care about these things.
On the contrary, Xiao Bingshan gave a serious look: "Khan Ama is considerate of you. You should also be cautious in your words and deeds."
Jia Jiaojiao glanced at Xiao Bingshan's side. This person looked serious and indifferent, but he was actually a man with a rich heart. His two sentences were less than twenty words, and there were a series of words such as: "Khan Ama is to Gu Nanny." Nanny is really gracious, but this woman is a little too naive." "It's okay to have no rules or distance with Ama Khan. Ama Khan probably won't be very serious when she looks at Nanny Gu. At most, she's too fresh." Just let her go forward", "But it's not good to have no rules and no distance elsewhere. It's impossible for Khan Ama to tell the harem that she has no rules and no distance. If she meets someone who doesn't know Nanny Gu, this woman It’s fine if you suffer for nothing, but it’s not good if it makes Han Ama feel ashamed about Nanny Gu.” “It’s a pity that the sweat is gone, and De Feimu and I are not close, otherwise I should give it to the empress in private.” Let me inform you, so I won’t worry Khan Ama”, “Did I remind this woman understand? Do you need to find another opportunity to warn her in detail?”, “Did you say that a little bit coldly? Will Khan Ama misunderstand that I am teaching the people he protects in his palace? Will he be unhappy because of this"...
Wait, wait, Jia Jiaojiao can refresh a screen or two in the blink of an eye, most of which are because she wants to share the emperor's worries, and is afraid of causing the emperor's misunderstanding, but she can think so much!
←← Strange Taoists say that Yongzheng is a chatterbox!
Jia Jiaojiao was confused by the contrast, but she also accepted the little iceberg's kindness: "Understood, when I haven't learned the rules well, I will definitely not run around elsewhere, and even if I go, I will only follow the Long Live Lord. Don't do stupid things like doing nothing for nothing. Don't worry, brother Si."
The fourth elder brother said with a stern face: "You can't be too unruly when you go to other places with Khan Ama, and you can't embarrass Khan Ama!"
Jia Jiaojiao couldn't help teasing him: "Where does the servant get the blessing to lose the face of the Long Live Lord? His Royal Highness and brothers are all very good, and the face of the Long Live Lord can't be lost. The most slaves can lose to my family The faces of old ladies and wives are nothing more than that, even the master may not be affected by it!"
The fourth elder brother really stuttered, he has a lot of mental activities, but the words "being a slave may also lose face to the master" cannot be said. She has lost the rules, and the father and brother lamented that Nanny Gu was too careful, so what else could he say?
But if he recognized the woman's words, there seemed to be something wrong?
The fourth elder brother hid the mountains and rivers in his heart, but his mouth seemed a little clumsy, and he couldn't respond for a while. Kangxi saw his son like this, and told his cousin before she died, "Although the fourth elder brother has looked like a young adult for the past two years, in fact I was still a child, and Defei always had my selfishness in my early years, and I didn't deal with it properly. If there is anything good in the future, I ask my cousin to look at my thin face and protect him more." Zhuyu, Keep it in mind again, and look at Jia Jiaojiao's self-satisfied self-satisfaction after successfully choking his fourth son——
Suddenly remembering the pride of the white cat who stole the dried fish in Jingren Palace back then stretching its paws to wash its face, and the love and indulgence of the sweaty brow pinching its face when it actually put the dried fish dish outside on purpose, and turned around for a while. The heartfelt surprise and tenderness when I saw myself...
All of a sudden, I became bored with Yonghe Palace, but I still had a smile on my face: "It is said that Nanny Gu is also half of my family, and Nanny Gu's granddaughter has already lived in my house. How come you can't lose my people?"
Jia Jiaojiao glanced at Kangxi's side, she was still all sorts of wretched things, any little wild cats were playful, there were wild things that didn't know the rules, and there were wild things that didn't know the rules, and so on, she really wanted to learn to be a boring and well-behaved person. However, the legendary palace rules of the Qing Dynasty are too horrible. It is troublesome enough for her just to have the dishes, chopsticks and spoons silently, swallowing and chewing without any movement. In addition, the main task has an additional restriction of "from a female official to the only one in Kang Zha's heart" , she also had to feel aggrieved to be the right little wild cat in Kangxi's heart, and she had to be careful when she deliberately slandered: "The big deal is that I don't eat in front of outsiders! Just forget about the rules, long live~"
Kangxi taught with a stern face: "You must not go outside with big folds!"
Jia Jiaojiao beamed, "I'm sure I won't leave!"
Grandpa Taizhi looked left and right, Jia Jiaojiao was so focused on observing Kang Zhazha's mental screen, she didn't bother to look at him, and didn't notice what he saw, but Taizhi Master never I mentioned that I wanted to show Jia Jiaojiao a young talent.
After all, there are shortcomings in this mind-detecting coupon. You can swipe the screen according to your mind, and don’t let people read the previous summary. If you accidentally make a mistake, it will be gone. There are no more chances to be overwhelmed, but how can I live under the eyes of this scumbag who is full of thoughts?
It's no wonder that Jia Jiaojiao is timid, it's because Kang Zhaza's psychological changes are faster than Juneday's, and he is especially suspicious and loves to test people!For a silly girl like her, every now and then she would be careless, not to mention complete the task, and she would be terrified even if it would be difficult for her to survive.
For example, the atmosphere at breakfast was not bad, right?
Jia Jiaojiao tearing off her face and pretending to be a silly cat, acting like a spoiled child, is also in the arms of Kang scum, right?
Kang Zha seemed to be satisfied with her who waved back, right?
What a blink of an eye, it was only a few hours or half a day, this guy called her to taste the meal again, and he just spied on her blindly before he brought in Mr. Taizhi's little Bingshan to make jokes!
This time, I didn't think about the inheritance of military power in the Rongguo Mansion, and the education of the grandma's grandchildren, but I focused on it very carefully: "It is said that Jiaojiao, the elder brother of Yin Jia's family, took care of him personally? And let Jia pardon the one in the summer heat?" I don’t know how many times I ran away before I was selected? It’s a pity that I screwed up because of that idea? But I need the decree of the Taoist priest. Although Daishan Jia pardoned the face, it’s not easy to clarify the Pudu Temple. Monk affairs to avoid exposing the secrets of the inner house, but if you really feel it is a pity, it is not impossible for you to fulfill your wish by letting the great lama resolve your fate."
How generous are you?
If you really believe him, you will lose, lose miserably, not only will you lose your fortune, but you will lose your life by accident, okay?
This Kang Zhazha felt that people were bewitching his baby to be too papery, so he decided that the old friends who had been chasing after two lifetimes had to die; in a blink of an eye, he found that he hadn't seduced his baby too papery, and he was just "just playing around" It’s just wandering between petting and playing” or “petting a little more seriously”——
Even if this guy hits 99% like friends at first sight, he's still a scum of scum who doesn't take people seriously!
But what's even worse is that while he doesn't treat people as human beings in his heart, he is also stingy! The vinegar workshop is on fire!
Didn't you just discuss marriage with Yin Jia's family?In just half a day, this guy even found out that Yin Jia's family was chosen by Jia Jiaojiao herself, and he even put on a face of a gentle elder and a magnanimous king, thinking "If this girl really dares to have sex with others!" Personally, I don't mind the sinister idea of letting her immediately reincarnate to pursue the third life", all kinds of clichés!
Jia Jiaojiao is in her heart (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻:
Who said that Lord Kangxi is wise, martial, benevolent, loving and generous?
He's clearly a duplicity murderer, jealous!
It's a pity that this pervert was created by her own point of favorability, she was blinded by a chance to buy an S-level product and a lot of points, and now she has no place to hide, and she can't hide. Jia Jiaojiao had no choice but to try to convince herself to ignore the ever-changing subtitles, and to convince herself that with the face of the old lady and the role of hitting it off at first sight, Kang Zhazha should not easily practice the murderous intentions in his heart...
After several deep breaths, Kang Zha narrowed his eyes:
"Why? Jiaojiao is still shy? It's rare for me to take care of such children's affairs. If you really want to, just say it quickly. After passing this village, there will be no such shop."
Jia Jiaojiao barely managed to do a good job of psychological construction, and she simply said frankly:
"It's rare for me to visit the house, and I have never had any contact with Yin Jia's family before. How do I know who the boys in Yin Jia's family are? It was only after I was selected that I saw one at Shi's house, but on the far side, I He didn't even see his square face and round face! What do you like?
Although originally, I actually chose the one myself, it was the old lady who pity me, Brother Xi and my sister who loves me, that's why I chose such a kind mother-in-law, who is easy to get along with, and the boy himself is said to be honest and caring for his family People——
It's a pity now, it's a pity, after all, it's hard to find someone who is so peaceful and smooth, and needs to worry about the secrets of the inner house, but I really can't answer this question now, Lord Long Live! "
Jia Jiaojiao is not lying, she also has self-knowledge, lying in front of an acting emperor like Kang Zhazha is courting death!
Anyway, that's the reason why she chose Yin Jia's family, except that the boy from Yin Jia's family is a handsome gentleman who is rarely suitable for a bald head (the hairstyle with a money rat tail looks like a bald head from the front), and it is also true that she is the only one who is lying It's here, but that's not all her lying, she did surprise the guy from Yin Jia's family with his head shape and figure, and didn't pay much attention to his square and round face. It's just that he selectively concealed a little bit of the truth, and for this reason, he deliberately stared and raised his eyebrows and acted like a tsundere who usually made foolish daddy anxious, but he also fooled the acting emperor: "So, You didn't pick the boy of Yin Jia's family, but the family style of Yin Jia's family?"
Jia Jiaojiao didn't even hide anything this time:
"It's not just the family style, there may not be no family style that is stricter than Yin Jia's family, but their family members are rare, and Mrs. Yin Jia is especially a kind person! Besides, I was really scared by the fate I was given before, but They would rather go all out to eat a lot of nasty things from their wives than publicize them...
Long Live Lord, you have sharp eyes, and you can see what I am like if you think about it: the rules are so-so, and you can only pretend to be on some occasions; What's more, I'm still jealous, and I'm disgusted by the fact that men keep saying true love one after another, and I don't want to deal with the man's true love and other children with the same means as my wife. The best thing is to find such a well-behaved and simple family..."
Kangxi narrowed his eyes again:
"Don't you dare to say that being jealous is not a good reputation! Once you say this, I originally wanted to point you to a passable young talent, and I am ashamed to harm others."
Jia Jiaojiao glanced at the latest subtitles brushed up beside him, and said to herself, except for the moment when it was only 60% like friends at first sight, why would you ever think of giving me to someone else?The words are so generous, I really dare to love Qiao and ask for a young talent, so I really don't know how to die!
Feeling uneasy, it was brought out on the face, and the subtitles on Kangxi's side immediately flashed: "Is this girl really still thinking about some young talents?"
Jia Jiaojiao was agitated. Although this silly elder sister is not good at hiding her emotions, fortunately she still has some quick wits when life and death are in danger, so she simply did enough of that wild cat's bright claws: "Long live, what you said is all Is that right? What do you mean I'm really thinking about some young talent?'
The women who entered the palace, regardless of whether they were selected by the general election or the minor ones, are all in your harem. Only you can't use them and let them out with grace. How can anyone still miss someone after entering the palace?
Although I am in a special situation, I have taken care of the face of our old lady, I have never passed the small election, and I have received long live your generous reward as a female officer, but no matter if I live in the palace for a year or two, I still know this big rule , I can hold on! "
Jia Jiaojiao was rude a series of times, but the subtitles beside Kang Zhazha turned from cloudy to sunny, and she could see clearly, her eyes widened and her chin raised: "My rules are very ordinary, and my disposition is not magnanimous." It's tolerant, but it was taught by our old lady anyway, can you not know such important rules? Long live Lord, don't look down on people too much!"
Kang Zhaza really didn't care about Jia Jiaojiao's arrogance:
"Okay, okay, sure enough, it was taught by Nanny Gu. You talk about being jealous, but you still know how to behave?"
Jia Jiaojiao squinted at him: "I am jealous on the surface, but I am better than those who are virtuous and generous on the surface, but secretly dirty their hands a few times!"
Kangxi just shook his head: "Excessive words are unreasonable, strong words are unreasonable!"
Jia Jiaojiao: "Isn't the truth that can be won by strong words also the truth?"
Kangxi laughed out loud, and didn't argue with her, although beside him there were always a series of troubles about how to pamper and deal with such a jealous and delicate woman, but at last the murderous intentions were exhausted, and when they were troubles, they were "forget it". Forget it, it's not easy after chasing me for two lifetimes, and in the next life, she may not have such a "pretty cute" acceptance, Jia Jiaojiao can be regarded as relieved: at least her head is saved for the time being, isn't it?
Just keeping one's head in front of Kang Zhazha doesn't mean everything will be fine. Jia Jiaojiao's family knows her own family affairs well. She reads a lot of Qing Chuanwen Gong Dou Wen Zhai Dou Wen on Jinjiang, and she also follows the trend and criticizes the author about The setting of the article and the arrangement of the plot are all kinds of unreasonable, but at that time there was Du Niang and everyone who was a pioneer in research and research. She was just a liberal arts scum with a history test of [-] years old, and she followed behind with negative scores and long comments and smashed rotten eggs. Booing, and then anonymously throwing a few shallow water bombs and deep water torpedoes to coax the author to save a good article and make people feel discouraged and turn into a pit. It really makes her a real knife and a real gun in the Qing palace for a while ?
A wronged ghost who absolutely doesn't know how to die!
Look, how long has it been since you entered the palace?She hasn't fed the snakes and scorpions to Kang Zha's harem yet, how many times has she narrowly escaped death?And it still has the effect of psychological detection coupons so miserable!
Seeing that there are only less than two days left for the use of psychological detection coupons, although there are still nine coupons left in the system item bar (this item is sold in bundles of ten coupons at a time), even if Jia Jiaojiao is not stingy about using it continuously, it is just a handful It's just a month, what should I do after this month?
Pray that every lottery can draw a purchase opportunity related to psychological detection coupons?Pray that every time the relevant props are used up, you can accumulate enough points to buy new props?
But even if those things can come true, you just have to pay attention to the subtitles of the people around you, especially Kang Zhazha's new subtitles, and always adjust your words and deeds according to those subtitles...
Don't say whether you can do it or not, even if you can do it, you will definitely be mentally weak after a long time!
Jia Jiaojiao has been open-minded and contented herself for more than ten years, no matter how she is in the situation, she really has no choice, let alone the confidence to grind herself into a good-looking person!
It was so easy to coax Kang Zhazha away, Jia Jiaojiao went back to her small courtyard, her heart was so agitated that she wanted to hang her voice, but she was so pitiful that she didn't even dare to raise her voice a little bit, she had to wait for Lan Xiang to wait for a few court ladies when she hit the pillow After being coaxed down, he quietly bumped into the bed twice——
How are you going to live this day?
Jia Jiaojiao bumped the pillow seventeen or eight times, turned over, and suddenly felt that she was going to live no matter what, anyway, the bridge was at the bow of the boat, if it was going to be straight naturally, or it would be broken, unless she just put herself It's really annoying, otherwise, what should I do...
It's better to go to sleep if you are worried, and you have to get up early tomorrow to deal with Kang Zha's breakfast!
Thinking about it this way, Jia Jiaojiao yawned resolutely, then closed her eyes, and her breathing gradually became even in a blink of an eye, but suddenly her whole body bounced and she sat up!
so close!I almost forgot to sign in today!
This system is not to mention Jia Jiaojiao’s current driftwood, but it is definitely a good thing that is not easy to miss. The free lottery opportunities and points that you get when you sign in every day are the easiest good things to get. Mysterious gift pack.
Although the mysterious gift packages that Jiaojiao got before for ten, fifty, sixty, and 120 days of consecutive sign-in were nothing more than "[-] points for [-] free draws" and "[-] points for [-] free draws". [-]", "[-] points for [-] free draws" and today "[-] points for [-] free draws", etc. It seems that insisting on long-term continuous sign-in is not as good as refreshing every time for [-] consecutive days, but Jia Jiaojiao firmly believes that there are good things behind any cheating, just like Lu Jinjiang back then, every time he draws, he can always draw some. Well, not to mention how many and practical it is, but it is better than no new added functions or new games. God damn it.
Based on such inexplicable confidence, Jia Jiaojiao is still looking forward to the 240-day mysterious gift package. How can she be willing to miss the first 200 days and start over?
No, I still remember that I was exhausted after a day of suffering for Kang Zhazha, and I almost fell asleep when I was extremely tired, but I was still in a light sleep state and suddenly woke up, just to sign in!
It's really commendable and sympathetic, or maybe it's really God's love for a simple person.
It's rare for such a silly elder sister who can hit the pillow a few times before going to sleep with an uncertain future, it's rare for her to think about something, but she really thinks about something good for her.
Ten days later, it's hard to say what will be in the 240-day mysterious gift package, but today's sign-in has the highest sign-in reward: three free lucky draw opportunities, plus [-] points!
And the three free lottery draws allowed Jia Jiaojiao to draw [-] points each, and one chance to buy d-level and s-level products.
what does this mean?
It means that Jia Jiaojiao can almost buy the most basic Xiaofudi!Although it is said that there is only one spring on two acres of land, it can raise three creatures with an IQ of less than 50, and the host can hide in it!
←←But unfortunately, the so-called almost is not able to.Such a small blessing needs at least 220 two points, but Jia Jiaojiao is so desperate that she used up most of the points she saved before and a chance to buy an S-level product, and exchanged them for the one that made her cry and laugh. The unbelievable favorability is soaring!
→→ Now she is very lucky, and she has another chance to buy S-level products. Unfortunately, the 500 points she got and the remaining [-] points she used before are barely enough to buy the most basic items. The portable space can only pretend to be dead things, the kind that can't grow fields and hide people!
Jia Jiaojiao is scratching her head, no matter how hard she tells herself, "If you can't clear the main missions and you can't go home, no matter how much you can hide in the cave, you will definitely suffocate yourself to death within a few days", "Little girl has great courage, I will never regret the choice I made, and if I dare to go shopping and don’t save money, I have to bear the consequences of not saving money” and other messy things, but I still couldn’t hold back and bumped the pillow seven or eight times, which attracted Lan, who was watching the night outside. Xiang quietly came in to check——
Jia Jiaojiao pretended to be thirsty, drank half a glass of water before coaxing him away, and then started to worry again.
Is it better to save points to exchange for a small blessing, or to save for another plane store, or to make a move when it is time to make a move, with the little savings I have, to exchange for something that will make my life happier and easier How about something?
For example, the opportunity to buy d-level products is not too weak. At least there are psychological detection coupons that can only be used for one day. The sky ticket is high, but it is not a lot of things, and there is that kind of soundproof character, which is very cheap. You can buy [-] tickets for [-] points. Although the effect is a little weak, it can be used in this kind of continuous collision In an environment where pillows are not allowed to be casual, it seems to be a rare relaxation item?
Jia Jiaojiao is just a silly girl. Jiaojiao's mother didn't inherit the shrewd, capable, long-sleeved and good at dancing. However, this shopping-crazy shopaholic style is very good and better than blue. Jiaojiao's mother still knows the word temperance. This concept, when the buying opportunities do not match the points, it’s better, I have to endure it if I can’t bear it, but this time, more than 1000 points, although it’s not a lot, there are several S-level products that can be bought Yes, there are a lot of opportunities to choose from the purchase opportunity of A-level products saved before, and the newly-drawn D-level product purchase opportunities this time——
This girl is too picky!
After being so depressed before, the drowsiness that can emerge decisively is gone!
Although there was no further noise of bumping the pillow, she tossed and turned for a while, which inevitably provoked Lan Xiang, who was very dedicated to her duty: "Madam, do you want to pass on a soothing soup? Or are there any mattresses and pillows that you are not used to? Do you want servants to accompany you on the bed to serve?"
Jia Jiaojiao squinted her eyes, and the psychological detection coupon was really conscientious. Because of the darkness of the night, the subtitles beside Lan Xiang had a fluorescent effect, which must be such as "Why is this girl still not asleep? Master, please tell me I want her to accompany you to try the meal for breakfast tomorrow! Then don’t let the master lose his appetite by staring in a daze.” “This girl is lucky, but you have to cherish it yourself. Master's love for Nanny Gu is gone...", "The female officer who is so ostentatious, and only works as a meal tester, if she doesn't take a good rest and be diligent, the master will be cold Heart, where else can I go? Don’t tire yourself out for nothing.”
Such anxious complaints made Jia Jiaojiao see the truth, and she calmed down from the over-excited mood for a while: "I don't need Anshen Tang, and the mattress and pillows are also very good. I'm just used to sleeping. Turn over a few more times before lying down, you just need to rest, you don’t have to come in until I call someone, I’ll turn over a few more times, and I’ll fall asleep naturally.”
Lan Xiang couldn't say anything more, so she had to take a blessing:
"Miss sleep peacefully, the servants are serving outside."
Seeing her go out, Jia Jiaojiao opened the list of items that can be purchased again, but this time she didn't dare to pick out some messy things——
Although Lan Xiang, the big court lady, was a little cautious, she was right about one thing. She has become so famous now, and Jia Shishi's reputation has been ruined. The main task has spawned such a thing, except for those who want to beg for Kang scum. Well, what else could she do?
It's a pity that the goodwill degree is not perfect, even if it is an S-level goodwill degree, there is no way to change Kang Zhazha's goodwill from 99% to good-bye, this kind of qualitative leap It requires special situations and special props.
Jia Jiaojiao curled her lips, it's a pity that she couldn't find a shortcut, but she had to be patient to look at other products, and even had to be patient to look at the ones that need to accumulate points to buy, fearing that she couldn't restrain herself for a while If you want to buy, you miss something more useful.
Fortunately, Huangtian paid off, and he really found a good thing for Jia Jiaojiao!
It's a bit embarrassing to say this good thing, you know what's so amazing, what a famous weapon?
This thing is really for a local teenage and unmarried noble girl to see, no, I'm afraid it will make my ears dirty, but who is Jia Jiaojiao?
Although she is also a big girl with yellow flowers, but she was mixed up on the Internet after all, is there any 21st century charming girl who knows how to play with mobile phones before she can speak!
Although the Green Jinjiang River has been cleared up in recent years, the bottom of the water is almost visible, and the overall Internet has little smell of meat, but a few years ago, there was no such thing as shameful and hilarious on the Internet?Text version, picture version, video version, animation version, high-definition version, male and female, female and female, male and female, male and female, even those across different races...
At that time, little friend Jia Jiaojiao happened to be the most curious when she didn't understand. Although she didn't have the courage to find a little friend to try the forbidden fruit with real swords and guns, she definitely didn't miss it!
Now, it's just a well-known tool, although it's still a bit awkward and shy to put it on me, but when it comes to win over a strange person who only knew each other for less than a quarter of an hour, there is nothing better than that. More powerful?
In particular, this strange Shumai has a harem of three thousand and countless beauties, and it is even more uncommon to be coaxed by ordinary bed skills——
Of course, as a person who only has pure theoretical experience, because I learned too solidly in physiology class and remembered my mother's warnings too firmly, in my teens, let alone having sex with the opposite sex in practice, I didn't touch the private place more than a few times. Such a pure girl, Jia Jiaojiao really can't learn any bed skills.
No matter how ordinary it is, I can’t learn it. It’s always this famous furnace that saves time and effort, but it doesn’t save money——
1 points, plus one chance to buy A-level products from Shenma...
Although I saved an opportunity to buy an S-level product, I fell in love with the most expensive one among the A-level products. For this reason, I had to endure a strong desire to buy, hoping for tomorrow or even the day after tomorrow, and so on. The sign-in points are amazing...
It was rare for Jia Jiaojiao to fall asleep and her brows were still frowning.
It’s not a bad thing to worry about things before going to sleep. When she woke up the next day, Jia Jiaojiao couldn’t wait for her to wash up, so she squatted on the pail and hurriedly signed in. This time, she only got [-] points and a chance to draw a free lottery, which is rare. The lottery drew the most needed points of [-] points, which was not enough to buy that thing, but it was not much worse.
Jia Jiaojiao calmed down, and didn't dare to look at other products. De Lan Xiang He Xiang waited on her to dress up, wash up, and went to Kang Zha Zha.
This day, Kang Zhazha didn't try any more, but he saw Tai Zhiye again at dinner, and this Tai Zhiye still showed a rare kindness in his arrogance: "It's just right, Miss Gu Yuqing Palace The kitchen has newly made rice balls made with rice wine, you should try it too, how does it taste compared to the one made by Madam Gu?"
While talking, he personally filled a small half bowl for Kangxi:
"Ama, try it? I've only tasted two of them, and the taste is not bad. I used the old green plum wine, and I used a lot of candied plum petals as the stuffing. It doesn't have a sense of ingenuity or fragrance. "
Jia Jiaojiao glanced at it, and sure enough, the father and son are very close to each other now, and a person as suspicious as Kang Zhazha, when he heard the prince bluntly said that he would taste the food offered to him first, he didn't feel offended at all. I was very happy that "My Baocheng also thought about me when he ate a meatball, and he was the most filial". The prince took it for granted, and handed it to Kangxi. innocent.
It's just that people can't figure out how this father and son, who can almost blind people's eyes, have come to such a conflict in the future, so that they can't see each other until they die?
It will never be true, as everyone in the Kangtai Alliance imagined, one side has intentions and the other is innocent, so if they can't love each other, they have to kill each other, and if they can't get a blind date, they have to be far apart...
Right?
Kang Zhazha didn't intend to kill Jia Jiaojiao today, and the scene of the father-son blind date right now is really beautiful. The silly girl didn't check for a while, and the soul of the rotten girl burned too much, as if she was staring at Tai Zhiye in a daze Kang Zha squinted his eyes and knocked again: "The crown prince served the meal for me personally, so you who taste the meal can hide away and relax?"
Just then Jia Jiaojiao suddenly got excited, and carefully looked at the subtitles on Kang Zha's side. She didn't know whether it was refreshed too quickly, or if the emperor had really changed his sex and stopped suspicious of her as a young admirer. Although he was puzzled, "Why is this girl staring at Baocheng in a daze?"
But it was rare that she didn't suspect her of bewitching the prince, and she didn't think about killing him anymore. It was those red phoenix eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling. ...
At this moment, I didn't know how chaotic things were going on in my mind, so I snatched the small bowl from Kangxi's hand, scooped up a spoonful and stuffed it into my mouth, and then my eyes lit up in an instant: "This plum fragrance It’s really good! Light and natural, it’s like eating a plum blossom wrapped in honey snow, and the taste is bouncy and waxy..."
After saying a few good words, it suddenly occurred to me that it is indecent to stuff your mouth like this, and it is also indecent to talk while chewing like this. Embarrassed: "I'm usually not so unruly... Isn't this, um, in a hurry to try the meal for Long Live!"
Kangxi saw that one side of her cheek was still bulging, and thought that the greedy cat was a bit funny when he was young, but then he thought about it, although the crown prince has always been filial, after taking a bite of the balls like this, Baba brought them over and served them himself. It's not easy to get what is handed to you every day, but this silly girl who has no rules and no distances takes the lead——
I can't help but feel a little annoyed.
His mind changed instantly, Jia Jiaojiao could see it clearly, and complained in her heart: I didn't check for a while, and I provoked this scumbag emperor again. Being grounded is scary enough, isn't it?
Fortunately, before Kang Zhazha could decide on a punishment plan, Taizhi over there laughed first: "Yes, I was supposed to try the food, but I forgot about it for a while."
And sternly persuaded Kangxi:
"Today's son really ate the meatballs. I packed the food box with my own hands and brought it here with my own hands. I thought there was no mistake, but I forgot about it for a while. Ama also indulged me... …
Fortunately, Miss Jia was careful, and it turned out that
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