The collapse of the Kangxi Dynasty [Qing wear + Red House]
Chapter 114 Pity the world's parents heart
What a pity for the parents of the world!
When it comes to the safety of their children, who would care to find fault with their other half?
Jia Shishi really made an outstanding contribution to this matter, um, probably those red scholars who blackmailed her all kinds of things also made an outstanding contribution. Compared with the ending of being dead, crazy and widowed, what, bald old man It can be tolerated barely, at least the granddaughters and grandchildren are juicy, white, fat, cute and cute.
...But God knows, if a good young man with good looks and good looks wants to marry their daughter away, it will be difficult for Jia's father and mother to prepare ninety-nine and eighty-one, but now he thinks that a bald old man is not bad. What is it called!
Jia's father and mother looked at each other in silence. Although the bald old man in the photo was less picky, when he talked about Jia Shishi, he gritted his teeth even more. Jia Jiaojiao had no doubt that if there was no time and space barrier between Jia Shishi and his parents Well, Jia's father and mother would never mind abandoning their upbringing for a mixed doubles match.
Visually guessing what kind of gentlemanly demeanor Jia's father will put into the air, Jia's mother is absolutely not stingy with the various shrew methods of scratching, biting, and pinching that she used to disdain.
Unfortunately, the barriers of time and space cannot be crossed easily.
Jia's parents and Jia's mother could only work together to abuse Jia Shi's in all kinds of black and white. Jia Jiaojiao listened embarrassingly, and wondered if she would take advantage of this and swear and trample together with her parents. To the outside world, I don't want Mother Jia to look at the children in the photo. Originally, the more she looked at the children, the more she fell in love with them, but suddenly she became depressed again:
"These four young ones are too close in age. Could it be that the bald old cow gnawed our Jiaojiao and is not enough, and there are other young grasses?"
Father Jia had already guessed in his heart, fearing that his wife would be too anxious, he could only smile:
"Where is that so? You don't understand our daughter's temperament? If that's the case, even though you can't do the thing of killing concubines and concubines with cruel hands, you don't bother to play with such a virtuous and generous appearance. Look carefully at her. look……
This child is clearly hers! "
Jia Ma pouted:
"Just think of beautiful things! It's all hers? How is it possible! Look at this figure, these four dolls are clearly the same size! Do you think our Jiaojiao is a sow reincarnated? Even if it is a sow, if you want It might not be easy to give birth to four of them!"
Jia Jiaojiao's quadruplets are really strange. Two pairs of identical twins are fraternal. It seems that they are quite different. This leads to four younger brothers. The similarity of the two pairs is almost the same as looking in a mirror, but after crossing over and exchanging team members, it is almost impossible to find the similarity——
If these were quadruplets, how lucky would it be to give birth to such unique quadruplets?
Jia Ma firmly did not believe:
"Do you think these quadruplets are easy to give birth? Even if you are really lucky to meet such weird quadruplets, if you don't have a caesarean section, you will die if you give birth to one, but you can still give birth to four at one go? Now that there is a caesarean section, quadruplets There are still fewer people who can’t support themselves? But look at these few, which one is not chubby and good-looking? Even we Jiaojiao, we can’t tell that we are so weak that we have just endured half-death.”
Jia dad:
"...Maybe it's because you're recovering well after giving birth?"
Mother Jia rolled her eyes at him:
"You have never had a baby before, right? You look at the dolls. Although they are white and chubby, how many months old can they be? It will definitely not exceed two months!
Do you know what kind of suffering it is to give birth to quadruplets naturally?you……"
Father Jia reminded her in a low voice:
"Honey, you've only given birth to our Jiaojiao."
Let alone quadruplets, you have never even had a second child, so how do you know how difficult it is to have a second child?Maybe it will be easy, um, is it easier and faster to have quadruplets than to give birth to a first-born?
Mother Jia stared:
"How is it possible! Do you really think that after giving birth to the first litter, giving birth again is as easy as a sow giving birth? Let me tell you, even if it is easier to give birth to a second litter than the first litter, it is only because the pelvis is open Have a good birth, this fetal position..."
Jia’s mother Barabara said that the probability of twins leading to abnormal fetal position to quadruplets’ fetal position is more correct, demonstrating that the number of fetuses geometrically doubles the difficulty of childbirth and the geometric multiplication of damage to the mother.
Father Jia was also worried, he even leaned in front of the biggest LCD TV in the house, and carefully read Jia Jiaojiao's expression:
"Jiaojiao's complexion looks good, doesn't it? I don't think she's holding on to make us feel at ease? Come and see, ancient make-up techniques are not so good, right?"
Mother Jia has researched this earlier and is very sure:
"I asked Gillian about it when I was bored. The rouge powder she could get was all kinds of bad, even the ones specially used by Jia Shishi, and they were very common. Otherwise, it would not be Jia Baoyu's turn to play with homemade rouge in the future to please her sisters. we-
We Jiaojiao can even use my Lancome to draw myself into a monkey's butt, absolutely can't play with these! "
Dad Jia sighed:
"That doll really wasn't born by our Jiaojiao? But how can I look at it, not counting the big and small ones, no matter which one, they are all so similar to our Jiaojiao?"
What he said is not bad, although the quadruplets don’t look similar to each other, they all look like Jia Jiaojiao, well, to be precise, it’s Miss Jia’s current shell; it’s a baby But the one who looks the least familiar to Jia Jiaojiao——
This girl unexpectedly looked like the Empress Dowager Cihe, who was Kangxi's own mother, but I don't know what kind of shit fate it is. It is said that the pair of crouching silkworm red phoenix eyes that are almost identical to the Empress Dowager Cihe are the same as Jia's father. It's very similar.
Although Jia Jiaojiao's original shell and eyes followed Mother Jia's, almond-shaped eyes, it didn't prevent Father Jia from looking at the baby very kindly.
So, it's really no wonder that Father Jia felt that the child was born by his daughter.
In this regard, Mama Jia, who likes to watch all kinds of brain-dead dog-blood dramas for leisure, and prefers Zhaidougongdouju since her daughter's accident, has a different opinion:
"That's because you didn't think about the chaos in ancient times! Let's not talk about the little three, the four, the five, and the six. The most disgusting thing is that sisters, aunts and nephews can still share a cucumber! Didn't Gillian say that too? Our Jiao The red building that Jiao wears is a comprehensive version of the background of the Qing Dynasty! The goddamn parallel world is a comprehensive version of the Red Building, but there is Xiaozhuang, Zhezhe and Hailanzhu...
You said that if Jia Shishi really wants to be disgusting, it won't stop us Jiaojiao from marrying a husband who is bald and old, but at least doesn't know how to torture her, but sends her concubine sister to disgusting people...
Look at the age difference between our eldest granddaughter and those below?Men in ancient times were really able to figure out that their concubine's wife couldn't bear a son, so they took advantage of her concubine sister's stomach..."
Mama Jia's brains are really big. Although it's quite similar to playing business classics on weekdays, once she opened her brains, it made Jia's father amazed. After a while, even Jia's father became suspicious. :
"Could it be that at least one of these four dolls was born by someone else? The concubine came in, and our Jiaojiao happened to be pregnant too? And then she gave birth to twins? The concubine would also give birth to a pair of twins. Picking her up to look like our Jiaojiao ones?"
Mother Jia wiped away tears:
"Jiaojiao can't tell how much she has suffered, but she can even hold such a disgusting child in her arms..."
Father Jia also sighed and looked sad, but he had to gather his energy to persuade his wife:
"Anyway, our Jiaojiao's body is not very red or green, but it looks like it is not cheap to wear it. Though the bald head is not good, Jia Shishi is even more disgusting. Our Jiaojiao is still a serious wife. This is also a guarantee at that time...
Besides, that bald head is much older than our Jiaojiao, maybe ten or eight years later, he will just ride the crane west?
At that time, concubines and concubines, we Jiaojiao kindly educated them carefully and treated them gently, and when we got disgusted, we directly divided one or two of the property and lived with one daughter and two sons, and we were still comfortable..."
Mother Jia cried even louder:
"Then what's the matter? With our Jiaojiao temperament, we still have to endure common cucumbers for ten or eight years, and we don't know what's wrong with us..."
Jia dad:
"I'm used to it, I think..."
Mother Jia wailed:
"I, Jiaojiao, had to suffer so much before before I could get used to this kind of thing..."
Finally, Jia's father couldn't persuade him anymore, hugged Jia's mother, and wailed loudly.
Jia Jiaojiao: ...
To be honest, no matter the bald old man or the quadruplets of sows, Jia Jiaojiao is a little cowardly, but she can endure the quadruplets for the sake of face, and they are separated into a pair of "concubine sisters" who don't know which one. ", can you bear to see your parents moaning and sighing, and can you bear to watch them cry?
Jia Jiaojiao is indeed not filial enough. For the sake of her children and a bad old man, she was regarded by the system as giving up the chance to return to her parents. It's one thing to be around, she just thinks she's married far away and it's rare to go home, but it's still necessary to make video contact and tell each other well, the system even judged that Jia Jiaojiao is "doing her best to avoid" the future fate of her children and grandchildren, Although I gave up my parents and returned home, I hope they can live a long and healthy life——
For this reason, the system gave Jia Jiaojiao two longevity medicines and an opportunity. As long as the video is connected, a temporary transmission channel can be opened. The transmission objects are limited to inanimate objects with a size of half a cubic meter. For pills, you can also pack some souvenirs back home.
She originally wanted to wait for her parents to accept this photo, and it would be best to consider her mood and make an agreement with each other, such as "not talking about the age and appearance of the son-in-law with Jiaojiao", "If Jiaojiao said that the four are quadruplets, We just pretended to believe it, and we didn't make fun of the sow, and we didn't ask why the quadruplets look so strangely similar." But now...
In desperation, Jia Jiaojiao could only speak:
"Daddy, Mommy..."
When it comes to the safety of their children, who would care to find fault with their other half?
Jia Shishi really made an outstanding contribution to this matter, um, probably those red scholars who blackmailed her all kinds of things also made an outstanding contribution. Compared with the ending of being dead, crazy and widowed, what, bald old man It can be tolerated barely, at least the granddaughters and grandchildren are juicy, white, fat, cute and cute.
...But God knows, if a good young man with good looks and good looks wants to marry their daughter away, it will be difficult for Jia's father and mother to prepare ninety-nine and eighty-one, but now he thinks that a bald old man is not bad. What is it called!
Jia's father and mother looked at each other in silence. Although the bald old man in the photo was less picky, when he talked about Jia Shishi, he gritted his teeth even more. Jia Jiaojiao had no doubt that if there was no time and space barrier between Jia Shishi and his parents Well, Jia's father and mother would never mind abandoning their upbringing for a mixed doubles match.
Visually guessing what kind of gentlemanly demeanor Jia's father will put into the air, Jia's mother is absolutely not stingy with the various shrew methods of scratching, biting, and pinching that she used to disdain.
Unfortunately, the barriers of time and space cannot be crossed easily.
Jia's parents and Jia's mother could only work together to abuse Jia Shi's in all kinds of black and white. Jia Jiaojiao listened embarrassingly, and wondered if she would take advantage of this and swear and trample together with her parents. To the outside world, I don't want Mother Jia to look at the children in the photo. Originally, the more she looked at the children, the more she fell in love with them, but suddenly she became depressed again:
"These four young ones are too close in age. Could it be that the bald old cow gnawed our Jiaojiao and is not enough, and there are other young grasses?"
Father Jia had already guessed in his heart, fearing that his wife would be too anxious, he could only smile:
"Where is that so? You don't understand our daughter's temperament? If that's the case, even though you can't do the thing of killing concubines and concubines with cruel hands, you don't bother to play with such a virtuous and generous appearance. Look carefully at her. look……
This child is clearly hers! "
Jia Ma pouted:
"Just think of beautiful things! It's all hers? How is it possible! Look at this figure, these four dolls are clearly the same size! Do you think our Jiaojiao is a sow reincarnated? Even if it is a sow, if you want It might not be easy to give birth to four of them!"
Jia Jiaojiao's quadruplets are really strange. Two pairs of identical twins are fraternal. It seems that they are quite different. This leads to four younger brothers. The similarity of the two pairs is almost the same as looking in a mirror, but after crossing over and exchanging team members, it is almost impossible to find the similarity——
If these were quadruplets, how lucky would it be to give birth to such unique quadruplets?
Jia Ma firmly did not believe:
"Do you think these quadruplets are easy to give birth? Even if you are really lucky to meet such weird quadruplets, if you don't have a caesarean section, you will die if you give birth to one, but you can still give birth to four at one go? Now that there is a caesarean section, quadruplets There are still fewer people who can’t support themselves? But look at these few, which one is not chubby and good-looking? Even we Jiaojiao, we can’t tell that we are so weak that we have just endured half-death.”
Jia dad:
"...Maybe it's because you're recovering well after giving birth?"
Mother Jia rolled her eyes at him:
"You have never had a baby before, right? You look at the dolls. Although they are white and chubby, how many months old can they be? It will definitely not exceed two months!
Do you know what kind of suffering it is to give birth to quadruplets naturally?you……"
Father Jia reminded her in a low voice:
"Honey, you've only given birth to our Jiaojiao."
Let alone quadruplets, you have never even had a second child, so how do you know how difficult it is to have a second child?Maybe it will be easy, um, is it easier and faster to have quadruplets than to give birth to a first-born?
Mother Jia stared:
"How is it possible! Do you really think that after giving birth to the first litter, giving birth again is as easy as a sow giving birth? Let me tell you, even if it is easier to give birth to a second litter than the first litter, it is only because the pelvis is open Have a good birth, this fetal position..."
Jia’s mother Barabara said that the probability of twins leading to abnormal fetal position to quadruplets’ fetal position is more correct, demonstrating that the number of fetuses geometrically doubles the difficulty of childbirth and the geometric multiplication of damage to the mother.
Father Jia was also worried, he even leaned in front of the biggest LCD TV in the house, and carefully read Jia Jiaojiao's expression:
"Jiaojiao's complexion looks good, doesn't it? I don't think she's holding on to make us feel at ease? Come and see, ancient make-up techniques are not so good, right?"
Mother Jia has researched this earlier and is very sure:
"I asked Gillian about it when I was bored. The rouge powder she could get was all kinds of bad, even the ones specially used by Jia Shishi, and they were very common. Otherwise, it would not be Jia Baoyu's turn to play with homemade rouge in the future to please her sisters. we-
We Jiaojiao can even use my Lancome to draw myself into a monkey's butt, absolutely can't play with these! "
Dad Jia sighed:
"That doll really wasn't born by our Jiaojiao? But how can I look at it, not counting the big and small ones, no matter which one, they are all so similar to our Jiaojiao?"
What he said is not bad, although the quadruplets don’t look similar to each other, they all look like Jia Jiaojiao, well, to be precise, it’s Miss Jia’s current shell; it’s a baby But the one who looks the least familiar to Jia Jiaojiao——
This girl unexpectedly looked like the Empress Dowager Cihe, who was Kangxi's own mother, but I don't know what kind of shit fate it is. It is said that the pair of crouching silkworm red phoenix eyes that are almost identical to the Empress Dowager Cihe are the same as Jia's father. It's very similar.
Although Jia Jiaojiao's original shell and eyes followed Mother Jia's, almond-shaped eyes, it didn't prevent Father Jia from looking at the baby very kindly.
So, it's really no wonder that Father Jia felt that the child was born by his daughter.
In this regard, Mama Jia, who likes to watch all kinds of brain-dead dog-blood dramas for leisure, and prefers Zhaidougongdouju since her daughter's accident, has a different opinion:
"That's because you didn't think about the chaos in ancient times! Let's not talk about the little three, the four, the five, and the six. The most disgusting thing is that sisters, aunts and nephews can still share a cucumber! Didn't Gillian say that too? Our Jiao The red building that Jiao wears is a comprehensive version of the background of the Qing Dynasty! The goddamn parallel world is a comprehensive version of the Red Building, but there is Xiaozhuang, Zhezhe and Hailanzhu...
You said that if Jia Shishi really wants to be disgusting, it won't stop us Jiaojiao from marrying a husband who is bald and old, but at least doesn't know how to torture her, but sends her concubine sister to disgusting people...
Look at the age difference between our eldest granddaughter and those below?Men in ancient times were really able to figure out that their concubine's wife couldn't bear a son, so they took advantage of her concubine sister's stomach..."
Mama Jia's brains are really big. Although it's quite similar to playing business classics on weekdays, once she opened her brains, it made Jia's father amazed. After a while, even Jia's father became suspicious. :
"Could it be that at least one of these four dolls was born by someone else? The concubine came in, and our Jiaojiao happened to be pregnant too? And then she gave birth to twins? The concubine would also give birth to a pair of twins. Picking her up to look like our Jiaojiao ones?"
Mother Jia wiped away tears:
"Jiaojiao can't tell how much she has suffered, but she can even hold such a disgusting child in her arms..."
Father Jia also sighed and looked sad, but he had to gather his energy to persuade his wife:
"Anyway, our Jiaojiao's body is not very red or green, but it looks like it is not cheap to wear it. Though the bald head is not good, Jia Shishi is even more disgusting. Our Jiaojiao is still a serious wife. This is also a guarantee at that time...
Besides, that bald head is much older than our Jiaojiao, maybe ten or eight years later, he will just ride the crane west?
At that time, concubines and concubines, we Jiaojiao kindly educated them carefully and treated them gently, and when we got disgusted, we directly divided one or two of the property and lived with one daughter and two sons, and we were still comfortable..."
Mother Jia cried even louder:
"Then what's the matter? With our Jiaojiao temperament, we still have to endure common cucumbers for ten or eight years, and we don't know what's wrong with us..."
Jia dad:
"I'm used to it, I think..."
Mother Jia wailed:
"I, Jiaojiao, had to suffer so much before before I could get used to this kind of thing..."
Finally, Jia's father couldn't persuade him anymore, hugged Jia's mother, and wailed loudly.
Jia Jiaojiao: ...
To be honest, no matter the bald old man or the quadruplets of sows, Jia Jiaojiao is a little cowardly, but she can endure the quadruplets for the sake of face, and they are separated into a pair of "concubine sisters" who don't know which one. ", can you bear to see your parents moaning and sighing, and can you bear to watch them cry?
Jia Jiaojiao is indeed not filial enough. For the sake of her children and a bad old man, she was regarded by the system as giving up the chance to return to her parents. It's one thing to be around, she just thinks she's married far away and it's rare to go home, but it's still necessary to make video contact and tell each other well, the system even judged that Jia Jiaojiao is "doing her best to avoid" the future fate of her children and grandchildren, Although I gave up my parents and returned home, I hope they can live a long and healthy life——
For this reason, the system gave Jia Jiaojiao two longevity medicines and an opportunity. As long as the video is connected, a temporary transmission channel can be opened. The transmission objects are limited to inanimate objects with a size of half a cubic meter. For pills, you can also pack some souvenirs back home.
She originally wanted to wait for her parents to accept this photo, and it would be best to consider her mood and make an agreement with each other, such as "not talking about the age and appearance of the son-in-law with Jiaojiao", "If Jiaojiao said that the four are quadruplets, We just pretended to believe it, and we didn't make fun of the sow, and we didn't ask why the quadruplets look so strangely similar." But now...
In desperation, Jia Jiaojiao could only speak:
"Daddy, Mommy..."
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