[Comprehensive] Retirement of the brave

The former brave man returns to weapons after ten thousand years are used up. He does not need to study but only fights. He has not yet started to name himself Bai. Sir, he is surrounded by a bunch of testers and scrutinized.A guy who never had any grudges about exams, a rare species, a magical creature.

Political fine words: "I heard that he was killed by a political conspiracy. It seems that he is not very good at this aspect. Let's make up for it by learning a lot. Come back and play more than a hundred sets of political real-life games, and you should be able to do it." Make up for what's missing."

Ah Bai, a master of history, waved his fan: "You can learn from history before you can become a governor. Let's go to various histories. Nothing can make people grow more than personal experience."

The language elite rabbit group: "Can you still speak? You don't even give basic education for ten thousand years. What kind of broken world do you have. Come on, write these essays first, and let me see your level. Really No way, I copied Ci Hai in various languages ​​a hundred times, and I can write even if I don’t know how to speak it.”

Sports Fairy [-] with a shocked face: "You are all devils! He is still a child, so he must be exhausted from such a large amount of study! The body is the capital of the revolution, let's run [-] meters every day, early No more than [-] each in the middle of the night."

Jing Nana, a medical specialist who finally came out of the retreat for a long time, was wearing a white coat and a mask, and was holding a scalpel. The light in her eyes made passing students tremble. "Wow, the guy who has been able to use waste repeatedly for thousands of years, cherishes species, and really wants to dissect it. Such a tenacious vitality should be able to withstand vivisection."

Helplessly covering his face, the language master is mainly in charge of speaking. He has occupational overlap with many language test masters but has no points, so he is very busy. A Li, "No, shut up, you will be stared at you like this The legal master caught it in. And, the dumb language is not good, language masters please keep quiet, I think I can give him some [-] commonly used words in the universe first."

Holding handcuffs, the legal savvy Qiu: "Sure enough, it's better to arrest a dangerous person like you, ah, let's take that physicist Squirrel who uses people to experiment with various physics theories all day long, and the chemical savvy Fuyuan who violates regulations and makes explosions." Let’s grab, fry, and things together.”

Ms. Xuanse, who is weak and gentle but strong in architecture, said, "Would you like to experience architecture? It's really a happy thing to see the buildings I drew on paper rise from the ground, especially when I put those The feeling of the disobedient guy being poured into the concrete pillar is really awesome." It seems that he said something terrible.

Weak and pitiful but able to fight, the flat-chested loli Shihe, who studies management, leans on the back of Wenhan, an economics expert, and shouts: "Come be my little brother, stupid human beings, and let me teach you the skills to rule the world. Wahahaha. No matter what, you can leave it to your subordinates to solve, you just have to wave your whip to spur them on. Now, go and get rid of those who get in the way of Chinese and mathematics!"

Wen Han also smiled and said: "That's right, just use economic sanctions and let those guys tremble under the curse of poverty! If you control the economy, you control the lifeline of the country. If you can't let me give If your money is multiplied a hundred times, you will be cursed with poverty forever."

"What kind of devils are you all? This world will definitely be complained by people. As a school spirit, why should I hang out with you guys?" School spirit Ah Chao deeply felt that he was cursed, and sooner or later To be bald.

She squatted in the corner and drew circles, and continued to chant, "Speaking of which, why are so many people tired of studying? Isn't studying good? Even though exams are a bit annoying, isn't studying fun? And there are no such things in school." Working overtime all night, and the long winter and summer vacations, is it better to go to work than to go to school? By the way, there are many people who resent going to work. Sure enough, I should make up classes this weekend. If you get in touch with the school more, you will definitely fall in love with it... "There are clouds over my head, and mushrooms are about to grow on my body.

"Yeah, yeah," Ah Deng, who was squatting in the corner with her, looked gloomy, "Why is it so annoying? Is homework more troublesome than performance? Although many people complain about performance, I It's really unreasonable to be blamed by others. They must be so idle because they have too little homework. It should be good to assign more homework that is taller..."

Musician·Grievance Baba Tuancheng·Xiang Yu: I always get occupied in class, what did I say?I was annoyed because I was always taking classes, what did I say?You bully me so much, did I say anything?Phew, a bunch of devils!

So, Xiang Yu tugged at Bai's sleeves, his eyes filled with tears. "I really can't beat them, so I can only suffer for you. You can just deal with my lessons casually. How about passing the grades of various instruments first?"

The former brave man who was sent in the shape of an eleven or twelve-year-old child kept his eyes down from the beginning to the end, as if blocked by something, unable to receive signals from the outside world at all, and his dark gray eyes were empty and lifeless.

"Is this an order?"

"Huh?" Xiang Yu, who was closest, was stunned.

The former brave lord clasped his fists lightly on his chest and nodded to Xiang Yu, "Yes, follow the order."

"Weapon of humanity?" Nana, the medical specialist, looked at him with fiery eyes. He tugged at his face and moved his arm back and forth. "It's really interesting. I really want to dissect it."

He kissed the scalpel in his hand, "Well, honey, you must really want to feel the feeling of cutting his body."

"Hey," one end of the handcuffs was fastened to Nana's wrist, "Harassing minors, disturbing social order, and carrying a murder weapon, this time I will definitely lock you up to death." The other end of the handcuffs was caught by a serious legal expert. Qiu tapped on his wrist, then turned around and dragged him away.

Due to her height, both legs of Nana, who was being dragged by Zhiqiu, were in intimate contact with the ground.

He extended a helping hand to the physicist Squirrel and the chemical spirit Fuyuan who came over, "Help me, save me, I promise to avoid the idea of ​​dragging you into the dissection room once."

"No," Squirrel held a brick and said that he wanted to use Nana's head to try the falling exercise. Fu Yuan held a test tube that was dangerous at first glance and said that he should take more medicine if he was sick. You will be rewarded for the test tubes that you want to fill the students, so you are welcome.

Then Nana hugged Squirrel and Fuyuan when passing them, and said with a small smile: "Then there is no way, hahaha, come and die together, with my dear, I promise to dissect you beautifully It's bright."

"Pervert! Loosen the claw!" One kicked, and the other picked up the school spirit who was squatting in the corner and threw it towards him.The law savvy Qiu who was struggling to drag Nana was affected, and several people rolled into a ball and knocked down Shihe, a management scholar, and Wenhan, an economics savvy, who were still publishing the Declaration of the Second Secondary School, and the snowball of human flesh rolled bigger and bigger.

"Hahaha, everyone is really energetic." The sports fairy [-] laughed, and was dragged in by Shihe who emerged from the snow ball, "You are energetic ghost, come and experience it with me Bar."

The music genius Xiangyu who got a response inexplicably became the first teacher of the former Brave Lord. Although his class was often stuffed with private goods by other exam geniuses, the overall progress was smooth.

It is reasonable to say that the former Brave Lord should be the type of student that teachers like most: obedient, self-control, photographic memory, everything can be taught once.As long as the tone is commanding, even some seemingly excessive arrangements such as Nana asking him to accept the autopsy, without Zhiqiu's stop, he will still obey.

"It's too much to be obedient." The rabbit group, who is a master of Chinese, Xuan Se, a master of architecture, A Bai, a master of history, and a master of politics, are all sitting in a row, looking at them with their heads propped up neatly as they follow the requirements of Yao Er on the playground. The former brave man of the movement.

"Alas", Tutuan sighed first, followed by Xuanse, Abai, and Zizi.

"What are you sighing for?"

Xuan Se "I don't have a chance to hang him on the top floor to dry, I'm sad."

A Bai "The simulation of historical events completely uses the most direct and brutal means. I think if this is the case, he can only be thrown to DC's Batman to receive a no-kill education."

Zizi "has no political cells at all. I wonder if he has lost his mind. He has been deceived by the same trick more than a dozen times. As long as the final result is beneficial, he doesn't care about his own interests at all. He has a big head."

"What about you?" The three looked at the rabbit group together.

"I'm thinking that none of us are suitable to teach him, wait a minute, don't rush to refute me." Tutuan raised his hand to stop several partners, with a serious expression on his face.

"Although we are all born out of life's grievances about the exam, we know almost everything about our own body. But in the final analysis, he is a human being, but none of us are human. Now we are like transferring files to a machine, a complete system. No matter how much can be transmitted, he is still just a machine and cannot become a life."

The rabbit group's words made several people fall into silence, and Yao Er ran over panting to break the overly serious atmosphere.

"I said, are you sitting in this row of fruit?"

With a gentle smile, the architect Xuan couldn't resist pushing his face away, "It's too close, do you want to be poured with cement?"

No, it's not like that.Yao Er laughed and pushed back a little and sat down on the bottom step, wiped the sweat off his face and said, "To be honest, I don't think that kid needs to take physical education at all. Whether it's physical fitness or The willpower is top-notch, which makes me a little curious about his identity."

"Hey, hurry up, come with us, let's go to do something meaningful." The management student Shihe and the economics expert Wenhan walked over quietly, taking advantage of Yao Er's absence of their attention Here, set up the former hero and run away.

"Such as conquering the world?" Wen Han gave Shihe a look, and Shihe laughed silently, "That's right, let the world surrender at our feet!"

Then they bumped into Nana, a medical specialist who had just escaped from prison, at the corner.He was holding a scalpel, and half of the handcuffs were still hanging on his wrists.Seeing the few people who bumped into him, especially the former brave man who was caught in the middle with such an expression, his eyes were so hot that he could cosplay a superman who sprayed heat rays.

"Wow, home delivery, what a delightful gift from prison." He took the scalpel and slapped Shi He and Wen Han's hands away, and brought the former brave man to his side, then said with a smile: "Thank you You guys, Shihe and Wenhan, I really like this gift."

The author has something to say: Thanks to my friends for their excellent guest appearances in this article, and next time I can write about the world of work excellence. It’s quite interesting to think about it, hahaha

I'm back from my travels. Today is Xiaonian. I wish you all a happy holiday in advance.

If there is any other world you want to see, you can tell me in the comments, and I will send you red envelopes during the Chinese New Year.

My new article "Words and Old Friends" is a collection of short stories, which was updated about a year ago.This book is mainly to make up for the regrets in the drama I watched.If you have any dramas that are difficult to understand, you can also let me know.