[Comprehensive] Retirement of the brave

Brave

If only I could conduct an interview with the first friends of the brave.

Walking into the chaotic and orderly camp, the first thing the reporter saw was Mr. Archer lying on a tree to wipe his bow and arrows. "Mr. Archer, hello, can I interview you for a few questions?"

Archer smiled shyly and scratched his head, "Haha, that gentleman is so polite. Well, if you have anything to ask, just ask."

"Who do you think is the bravest person?"

"The bravest person?" The archer scratched his head, jumped down from the tree and tapped his chin rhythmically with his fingers, "If you want to say the bravest person, it should be the little assassin girl, um, she didn't Wrong. That guy is the one who dares to eat brave tofu openly when drunk, I respect her for being a man."

Going a little further inside, the reporter saw the magician who was using the magic wand as a sword, dancing with the rustling wind.There is a certain truth in the saying that every long-distance attack has a heart to fight.

The reporter who was still slandering like this was just about to take a step, when a wind blade brushed his face and hit the tree next to him, and the thick tree fell to the ground.

The magician looked at it coldly, and there seemed to be ice in his words, "I heard you complaining about me."

"I, I didn't..." I just thought to myself, could he read minds?Or did I say it by accident?

The magician's voice sounded immediately, "You didn't say it, and I don't know how to read minds. Besides, what I think in my heart counts. So you are really complaining about me, right?"

'Bang' The reporter stared at the big hole in front of him that was smashed by the magician's stick with cold sweat on his back, and swallowed. "That, that, I'm a reporter here to interview, can I interview you with a question? About the person you think is the bravest."

"Huh?" The magician turned over gloomyly, and the reporter who caught his eyes shuddered. "I used to think that the guy who was the archer, who was cheap and lecherous, dared to run outside, is really brave. But now I think you are also very brave."

"Why...why?" The reporter swallowed again, and asked cautiously out of curiosity.

"Heh," the magician chuckled, and the reporter's heart trembled. "Dare to disturb my perception of magic, don't you think you are very brave?"

The reporter said that he really dare not answer this question.So he forced a smile, made a sloppy eye, and fled.

The magician looked at the reporter's somewhat embarrassed back, and suddenly smiled. He couldn't even find a shadow of any gloomy look.He stroked his magic wand and said with a smile, "Well, Mr. Reporter is really interesting."

The archer who turned around to join in the fun looked at his smile, and felt as if he saw layers of black flowers blooming behind the magician.He couldn't help but smack his tongue, wicked guy.

"What's wrong with you?"

The panting reporter who was running looked down and saw a little girl wearing a floral skirt and two braids, holding a bouquet of flowers and blinking her big eyes at him.

The reporter wiped off his sweat and tried to look kinder. "It's nothing, nothing, it's just that I was a little scared just now. Well, do you know where Miss Assassin is?"

"I am, I am an assassin." The little girl said in a childish voice, her eyes became two crooked lines when she laughed.

So why is the assassin a little girl who looks only five or six years old?The reporter thought about the previous violent and gloomy magician with a blank face, and then quickly accepted this setting.A little girl is just a little girl, maybe it’s the characteristics of the team, haha.

"I'm a reporter here to interview. I would like to ask, who do you think is the bravest person?"

"The bravest man," the little girl sat down cross-legged, holding her face in thought.

After a long time, the reporter asked, "So, Miss Assassin?"

"Huh?" The assassin raised his head and looked at him in surprise, "Hey? Mr. Reporter, why are you still here?"

"The question I asked before?" the reporter asked cautiously.However, the assassin rubbed his eyes, stretched his waist, and said softly, "Problem? What's the problem? By the way, I think we can have mushroom soup tonight. The mushroom soup made by Brother Brave is delicious."

"I mean, who do you think is the bravest person?" the reporter asked again.

"Actually, the little cakes made by Brother Brave are also delicious, but I'm a girl. If I eat too much cake, I will gain weight. If I gain weight, it will not look good." The little girl said happily before she looked innocent. Seeing the reporter stuck out his tongue, "Well, Mr. Reporter, I'm sorry, I forgot you were here again, what question did you ask?"

Don't be crazy, calm down, this world is so beautiful but you are so irritable, it's not good or bad.Remember you are an ethical reporter, you are just a kid in front of you, don't get angry, smile, remember, smile.

"Well, Mr. Reporter, does your face cramp? It's terrible."

'Ding' The reporter seemed to hear the sound of rationality snapping in his head. Fortunately, the sudden appearance of the berserker saved him from the edge of the cliff.

The Berserker came over and rubbed the Assassin's head, and said to the reporter with a hearty smile: "I'm sorry, sorry, I really caused you trouble haha, Assassins are always prone to distraction, and their reactions are slow. Let me tell you first, she It may take a while before I can respond to your question."

"Okay." Although Mr. Berserker was tall and strong and looked very unfriendly, he seemed to be a very good person. "Then, Mr. Berserker, who do you think is the bravest person?"

"Well," the berserker thought for a while, pointing to the magician who came out of the woods, "it should be a magician, even though he is quite weak, he always likes to rush forward when fighting, and he can't stop him, haha, Isn't it super brave?"

At this moment, the assassin seemed to have finally come to his senses. She held the Berserker's finger and said happily, "Of course the bravest person is the Berserker. He is so tall and big, so he is very brave."

No, being tall and being brave are not directly related.But... the reporter looked around, and both the archer and the magician came over, "May I ask why no one thinks Mr. Brave is the bravest one? Mr. Brave must be very strong."

"He, how should I put it, there shouldn't be any relationship between being strong and being brave? Of course, it doesn't mean that he is not brave, ah, it's so troublesome."

The archer ruffled his hair irritably, "Well, let me tell you this, that guy is like a little idiot, he is persistent and naive, and he is always stupid. What he does generally has nothing to do with being brave or not."

"No matter how brave that guy is, he should go to heaven. If he knows how to back down, I might save a lot of effort." The magician said with a smile as he turned his staff.

The assassin, who was always slow to beat, interjected with a puffed face: "Brother Brave is a great cook, is it considered super brave to be able to cook?"

The Berserker patted her on the head lightly, and then concluded to the reporter: "It's not so much about whether a brave man is brave or not, it's better to say that whether it's killing the enemy or something else, he needs to do it, so he did it. What we think requires courage may only have two choices in his mind, and this choice has nothing to do with whether he is brave or not."

The confused reporter ran into the brave man on the way away, "Well," he chased after him and asked, "Mr. Brave, I'm a reporter here to interview, I can ask you who you think is the bravest person ?"

The brave man looked at him peacefully, and then said seriously, "It's probably me."

"Hey?" The reporter asked in surprise, "Can I ask why?"

The brave smiled lightly, like the first ray of sunshine in the morning, gentle and quiet. "When a person thinks that he is brave from the bottom of his heart, then there will be no braver person in the world than him."

Later, the reporter turned into a great writer, selling the brave Amway in his books every day.

When he accidentally learned of the conspiracy against the brave, as an ordinary person who knows no magic or other combat skills, he drove tens of thousands of miles overnight, over the mountains, avoiding aliens along the way, and finally He snatched a set of armor, grabbed the sword he also snatched, and came to the brave man with scars and dying before he committed suicide.

"Master Brave," he said while lying in front of the brave man, vomiting blood, "run away, leave, go anywhere. We like this...we are so despicable, how can we be worthy of your belief?"

The brave man squatted down, and the surrounding soldiers immediately became alert.However, the brave just hugged the reporter and let his head rest in his arms.

"It's worth it." He silently eased the reporter's pain with some magic he learned from the magician. "Aren't there people like you in this world? You are the bravest person I have ever seen."

He smiled like a summer breeze.The reporter looked at his smile but couldn't help crying. Tears flowed down the corners of his eyes and into his temples, "Master Brave, why bother, cough cough cough..." He coughed so hard that he couldn't breathe "Master Magician That's right, you should understand what it means to retreat, but why, why don't you understand..."

He whimpered and died slowly in the arms of the brave man. Behind the brave man were the magician, archer, berserker and little assassin girl who had died long ago in the shape of guards.

"Sorry," the brave man put the reporter on the ground and stood up slowly. He looked around at the dark army, and the stars fell in his dark gray eyes. "I don't want to die so easily."

Satisfy

The most satisfying thing before meeting Mr. Brave:

The archer was considered a ranger before he met the brave man, wandering around in the mountains, forests and markets every day.To say this is the most satisfying thing, it should be to sit down in a tavern when you have spare money, and watch the hot beauty with long legs and thin waist dance while drinking a small wine.

At the beginning, the magician dreamed of being a great swordsman, and he never gave up on this dream even though he somehow became a seemingly powerful magician later.So the most satisfying thing for him was to go to various swordsmanship academies to take classes in the name of cooperation under the guise of being aboveboard.

Berserkers are big and powerful, and often cannot be controlled well, so they have to live in the mountains away from human habitation.He kept a bunch of small animals, like rabbits, deer and so on.After a busy day, he could lie on the deck chair in the small courtyard, bask in the warm sun, and watch those little animals, which was already very satisfying for him.

The assassin is a little girl from a strange race, with a long growth period that may last hundreds of years.They are usually a little slow to respond, innocent and kind and a little naive.But maybe suddenly in an afternoon, their hearts matured in an instant, just like an epiphany, they grew up overnight.At that time, they enter a short period of adulthood, only about a dozen years long.It's just that most people of this race can't wait to become adults.

For the little assassin girl, the most satisfying thing for her is that she didn't meet any bad guys today, that she could eat hot and delicious food today, and that she survived today.

After meeting the brave:

After meeting the brave man, the most satisfying thing for the archer became - the brave man did not cause trouble today.

The evolution process of the inner activities used to calm down one's irritable emotions is roughly as follows:

"Although the brave man is a bit stupid, but fortunately, he is not a bear."

"Although the brave man may be a little bit arrogant sometimes, he knows how to measure and doesn't like to cause trouble."

"Okay, Brave, he might cause trouble sometimes, but he didn't do it on purpose."

"All right, I admit that whether he did it on purpose has nothing to do with his ability to cause trouble, but... Forget it, I still have my master."

After meeting the brave man, the magician no longer has to put on a noble and glamorous look all the time, except of course when he has a bad taste.Well, this is probably because the brave can challenge the limit of his reason all the time.

The magician who once impulsively held a staff and fought with the brave man said that the thing that satisfies him the most is that one day he can see that guy slumped.

The Berserker was fine, he voluntarily left the forest with the Brave.In his spare time, he learned how to read and read with the brave man, and traveled far and wide to broaden his horizons, all of which made him extremely satisfied.

The little assassin girl smelled the aroma of the brave man's cooking, and she lingered on since she fell into the trap.For her, if she can eat such delicious food every day, and be with a brave man who can make such delicious food, that is really a very satisfying thing.

As for the brave man, he doesn't know curiosity and desire, so he doesn't know what satisfaction is.

humble

"You will kneel at my feet and beg for my mercy."

"Why?" The brave man was not angry but asked in confusion.

"Because I'm going to kill everyone you care about."

"So?" The brave man blinked, "What does this have to do with me kneeling down on you?"

"Oh, your arrogant, hypocritical face, I will tear it to pieces anyway. Now, kneel down!"

"Crack," the director jumped up, pointing at the brave man and cursing: "I didn't say, that one over there, the one playing the brave man, what the hell are you doing? Didn't you read the script? The kind of emotion that bends your knees because of a friend, what are you acting on, like a piece of wood!"

The spitting stars he said were flying around, and his face was flushed, but seeing the brave man looking at him without saying a word and acting like a good baby, he unconsciously swallowed back the more swearing words later.

"Forget it." He waved his hand and picked up the water on the table and took a few sips. "Go down and read the script, and try to figure out the characters."

"Oh," the brave nodded obediently.He didn't know what happened just now, but he just felt that the brave man couldn't do such a thing.

He walked out of the set, the sun was shining outside, and there was a banner beside it saying that the crew of "Epic of the Brave" had officially started.Then he took a deep breath and stretched himself, a car stabbed out from the side, tied his hands and feet, grabbed him into the car and ran away.

The brave man struggled to change into a more comfortable position, frowned slightly, "Well, so the kidnapping is already so arrogant now." Then he was slapped on the head by the person sitting on his right.

"Unlucky child, it's still such a tune after being reincarnated. Who is the kidnapper? Do you have to make the Lord regret looking for you?"

Another voice said with some cold air: "Okay, you can't take your head no matter what you say. You are not smart in the first place. You can even do things like filling holes in the world with your own soul. If you are stupid, you will be fooled." Trouble."

A girl's voice sounded a little irritated: "Enough, you two, you two quarreled as soon as you met, and the quarrels have been quarreling until now and it's not over, believe it or not, I wiped your necks when you were sleeping in the middle of the night ?”

Talking nonsense, and killing people at will, probably just released from a mental hospital?The brave man thought calmly.

Helping him up with both hands, he slowly untied the rope for him. "Don't blame them, they are also in a hurry, after all, what you did before was really annoying."

The person who said this was probably the owner of the said hands, and then the hood on the brave man's head was taken off, and he finally saw the owner of every voice he heard before.

The one with one bite and one father is a young man who looks a bit decadent in casual clothes.It was a bit cold to talk, and the person who was arguing with the decadent young man was pale, with two big dark circles on his face, and he looked like he was not awake.

A baby-faced woman in a hoodie sat in the driver's seat, occasionally interjecting a sentence between the two of them, throwing two disgusted looks.With a relaxed expression, seeing the brave man take off his hood, he turned around to greet him excitedly.Really, it doesn't look like she's racing at all.

As for the person who helped him untie the rope, he was very strong, with a simple and honest smile, which was similar to what the brave man thought before.

Then some memory began to revive in his mind, covered in a mist, making people's heart tremble.The brave man lowered his eyes and stroked his chest, where a living heart was beating vigorously.

Then the brave man smiled, lightly and lightly like ice and snow melting.

He looked at them and said, "Although my memory is still incomplete, when I saw you, I suddenly felt that the previous humility and grievances were all worthwhile."

This is the line in the "Epic of the Brave", and it seems appropriate to use it here now.

The author has something to say: I accidentally clicked on Shenbang, so now I have a big headache.

The last chapter is temporarily locked because it has not been revised yet.Probably it will be unlocked tomorrow, please stay tuned.

In addition, recommending a friend's book "My Ascension Friends Group" also has no CP, hehe