[Zhongyingmei] Who is my father?

The charity gala was held in Gotham City's most famous ballroom.

As the rich second generation who inherited the wealthiest family in Gotham City, the banquet hosted by Bruce Wayne in his own name is naturally quite a lot of ostentation.Celebrities who should be invited were naturally invited, and those who couldn't come also donated money to show respect.Seeing Joyce couldn't help but sigh with emotion, the daytime local tyrants can be sought after by the dignitaries of Gotham City, and the secret identity of Batman has attracted countless black fans in the criminal world, Wayne's life seems to be very fulfilling and fulfilling. Completed.

And as poor people living at the bottom of the society, such occasions that require status and money are naturally not what the three of Joyce need to spend their time dealing with, and the kind of high-end communication with smiles on their faces and mmp in their hearts is also out of their reach.Therefore, as innocent people who were deceived by an invitation card, they easily let go of their psychological burden and started to eat and drink wholeheartedly. It was a shocking mudslide in the venue.

Oh, of course, Joyce refuses to put himself in the same category as the two starving ghosts next to him.After all, he was still holding a glass of champagne and pretending to be there, occasionally dealing with one or two guests who would accost him as if he was a successful person, and by the way, observe whether there are any suspicious characters worth noting here.

And those two?

What the hell can they do besides eating and eating with their plates in their hands? !

"Can we not be so ashamed." Tried to pretend that he didn't see anything, but failed in the end.Joyce turned his head unbearably, and said to Deadpool who was struggling with the veal steak: "Although there is really nothing else but eating now, is it not good to be a little more reserved?"

"That's why you're so stubborn, Harney."

Holding a full plate, he took the time to glance at the other party while eating bitterly.Wade replied vaguely, his eyes clearly expressing the complaint from the heart:

"It's rare for us to wait for such a good opportunity. What can we do if we don't hurry up and eat? Don't you want to imitate those idiots and don't speak human words? How important is face!"

"Yes."

Passing by behind with a plate of cookies, Sergeant Barnes, who has seen countless big storms and doesn't care about such small problems, agreed with him on his own will, and slipped a cookie to Joyce In his mouth: "Reserved and can't be eaten. Besides, didn't you enjoy eating just now?"

...But that's not why you contracted the entire banquet hall, didn't you see that Batman has been trying to roll his eyes at you since just now? !

Almost desperate to have such a roommate, Joyce chewed two biscuits in his mouth, only feeling that his spirit and taste buds were being hit at the same time.But now, he can't change two more normal cohabitants on the spot, and he can't go back to the past and strangle the self who actually wants to live with them.No matter what, they were still his closest people in this world, and he didn't want to forgive them with a smile.

So, he drank the champagne in his hand.Unable to pull his roommates back with his own strength, the ex-assassin put down his wine glass, simply... took a plate too, and joined the army of rubbish eaters to sink with his roommates.

"..."

Bruce really couldn't hold back this time, and rolled his eyes very hard towards the ceiling.

The atmosphere of the banquet was just right.

Although the maverick of the three attracted a lot of attention, there are still many people who are willing to believe that Joyce is still a normal person.After all, the people who can get this banquet invitation are either rich or expensive, and with the strange flower of Deadpool wearing a hood and a suit beside him, it seems that this dwarf is so pleasing to the eye, so that a few people really I want to have a chat with him, although it is an unfamiliar face, but what if the background is amazing?It's always right to build relationships first.

However, half of the people who wanted to do this were frightened away by Deadpool, and most of the rest died under the fierce gaze of the soldiers from Winter.Occasionally, someone who was not afraid of death would walk up to Joyce, but before they had even spoken a few words, he would be choked half to death by the incongruity and straightforwardness of the other party's words.

...I'm really sorry for not being hypocritical.

After chatting to death again, Joyce looked at the back of the other party staggering away, and couldn't help admiring what a good habit it was for him to do it without forcing each time, and he didn't have the slightest intention to reflect on himself.

"Actually, if you could talk a little better, we might be able to catch a rich father."

Having been fascinated by the luxury and high-end of Wayne's house for several days, Deadpool said to Joyce in this way. The latter's real name said that what he said was not human at all: "In this way we can get rid of poverty and become rich and start life It’s the pinnacle. Why do we have to work so hard to make money when we are so happy to be taken care of?”

"What can you do to make others willing to support you?" Joyce replied casually, ignoring him.

And Wade shyly covered his chest, obviously adding too much drama to himself: "Of course it's my body... But it's for you, Hani, so let's not be taken care of, What an embarrassment!"

Joyce: "..."

Bucky: "..."

Why are there such brazen people in the world.

It feels that every time they think they have touched the bottom line of Deadpool, the other party can always make more amazing moves to refresh their cognition.Seeing that Joyce had turned his head silently, he insisted on refusing to show any hint that he knew this unlucky thing.Sergeant Barnes, who was almost a hundred years old but was still deeply hurt by this world, took a deep breath, and was about to speak to educate the other party not to be so blatantly debauched, but before he could make a sound, he was heard by a harsh sound of glass breaking. interrupted.

Bucky's forehead couldn't help twitching.

And Joyce's expression was not much better.They were all too familiar with this kind of voice. Either something was going to happen or something had already happened. In short, it was not a good sign.So much so that when they heard the sound of the broken glass, they couldn't help but started to touch the holster.

Same reaction as them and Batman who is still Bruce Wayne.While the guests looked around in amazement, the door of the banquet hall was suddenly knocked open from the outside, and a group of masked people with various smiling masks poured in. It almost shot the surrounding magnificent decoration into a pitiful honeycomb.

"Made, why did they come so early?!"

Almost hit by the shards of the chandelier that fell from above his head, Deadpool, who was still holding the plate and refused to let go, glared at the assailant who suddenly entered the door with his fiercest eyes: "Can't you wait for me to eat a little longer?! ! Cutting off people’s food is like killing their parents!!”

"...Why don't you use your body to find a benefactor to take care of you."

I recalled the income sources and income levels of the three of them, and found that even if all the Hydra bases in New York were evacuated, it would not be enough for Wade to live a life of eating and drinking every day.Joyce suggested to him with a blank face, his face alternately expressed the emotions of "I'm sorry that the poor can't satisfy you" and "Can you get out of here quickly".

I watched the masked people separate from the middle amidst the screams and cries that I thought of everywhere, and a person with green hair, pale complexion, and a strange bright red smile hung on the corner of his mouth.He paused, then continued: "I think this one is good, do you want to think about it?"

"I do not want!"

With a critical look at the clown who just entered the arena, Deadpool stared at his head in disgust for a while, covered his little heart, and swore firmly: "Forgive the color with one head, The grassland above my head can run wild horses. Even if I am adopted, my taste will never be so low!!"

Joyce: "..."

Bucky: "..."

The clown who heard it clearly: "..."

Originally, he was looking for traces of a target that interested him in the crowd, but he happened to bump into this one.The curvature of the corner of the mouth couldn't help but get bigger and bigger, and the smile gradually became abnormal and distorted.It made Joyce painfully recall the dark history of being scared the night before.

"I don't seem to have seen you in Gotham."

His eyes passed over the three of them at once, and stayed on Deadpool's incompatible red and black headgear for a long time, as if he was poked at the G-spot by the opponent's more stunning appearance than himself.The clown took a step forward, behind him were a dozen of his men with guns supporting him, and they really looked like a super perverted line: "Would you like to report your name?"

"No problem, but I have to think of a more cool title first. Although 'Deadpool' is cool enough, this is not New York, and DC doesn't have any legends about my elder brother. Speaking of it can't calm others."

Rubbing his chin, Wade looked up at his two roommates expectantly, his eyes sparkling, and apparently started his daily routine again: "What do you think? This is our first battle in Gotham , do you want to choose a famous name?"

"You can do whatever you want." Joyce didn't care, and Bucky also expressed the same attitude as him: "I have no opinion either."

Anyway, it's not about naming him blindly. Although Hydra is indeed disgusting, if we put aside all factors and discuss the matter, Bucky is actually quite satisfied with the title 'Winter Soldier'.

"That's it. Don't you see that superheroes are called XX people nowadays? What'IronMan', what'SpiderMan', what'BatMan'." Deadpool talked eloquently under the threat of more than a dozen gunpoints: " We should also follow the trend of the times.”

"So you're going to change your name to 'Dead Man'?" Thinking about what he meant, that was the only explanation Bucky could think of anyway.

"What! Of course not, you don't know my pet name just by looking at it!"

Rolling his eyes at the Winter Soldier, Wade waved his hands in disgust, and then turned to his omnipotent roommate:

"Our Hani will never be so uncreative!"

"Correct."

He carried all the expectations of the other party without pain or itching.Joyce touched his chin, really thought about it for a while, and combined with Deadpool's opinion, he proposed the most suitable plan he thought:

"It's better to be called 'bitch', it suits you better."

"Haney still understands me." I don't know if I really think there is nothing wrong or there is something wrong in my head, Deadpool clapped his hands excitedly, with joy written all over his face: "That's it!"

Bucky: "..."

clown:"……"

Joyce: I'm sorry, the mentally handicapped at home wasn't properly tied up, I'm sorry.