[Zhongyingmei] Who is my father?

After confirming that Joyce fell ill again, the Winter Soldier and Deadpool looked at each other, and the former took the shot and slapped the other's soul back.

"Can you be normal?"

He said so with hatred, not caring at all that Joyce was almost knocked off his head by himself, and was squatting on the ground with his head in his arms.Bucky's eyes were still tightly locked on Batman on the top of the building, and he raised his gun to aim, but it didn't delay him catching every second to educate the little bastard in his eyes:

"When you meet an enemy, you must first focus on the place where you should concentrate, and don't scatter casually, understand?"

"...Understood." Almost directly concussed by Bucky, Joyce covered his forehead miserably, and his voice was as small as a mosquito humming: "But I can't help it."

"What can't help it, it's because you don't want to bear it at all." I have been dissed by my roommate for being unreliable, but this time I finally found a chance to stand up as a serf and sing.Deadpool also shook his head while exposing the other party's lies, resolutely standing on the same front with his mother chicken: "If someday the octopus also sends a cat-eared fighter to kill you, will you also lie flat and do whatever you want? "

Shocked by what he said, Bucky and Joyce showed dull expressions on their faces at the same time.It's just that the latter is indeed thinking seriously, and unfortunately came to a positive conclusion, while the former is because of the scene with hot eyes, and can't accept the shock for a while, and firmly believes that if this assumption unfortunately comes true , then he might also be killed along with Joyce - and the reason is that he couldn't play a normal fighting level because of the severe laughter.

Looking at Joyce's expression, I understood what he was thinking.Deadpool once again strengthened his determination that the little beast next door would never do it, and planned to buy a set of cat ear suits after returning home, and try to attack Hani at night again.

"Have you finished talking?"

Squatting alone on the roof of the building watching them perform, Batman, who felt that he was being ignored, finally couldn't bear it anymore, and interrupted the conversation between the three who were running further and further away, bringing the atmosphere of the scene back to the tense state. in the middle.

"I've never seen any of you in Gotham." He jumped off the roof and landed on the roof of a car parked by the side of the road, smashing it into scrap metal.Batman glanced at the corpses all around him, and his tone became dangerous: "What's your relationship with the Joker? Why did his people exchange fire with you?"

clown?

It was the first time hearing this name, Joyce and Bucky looked at each other with question marks in their heads.They sincerely thought that these people were sent by Hydra to cause trouble. Although they didn't feel like Hipaw agents in the end, they should have something to do with them and didn't run away. But now, why did a clown come out halfway?

Does he have a grudge against them?Why ambushed them as soon as they entered Gotham? !

"I don't know anyone named Joker." Finally, after guessing countless possibilities in an instant, Joyce spoke truthfully to Batman.

yes.

Naturally, he would not believe what he said, thinking that the clown just let his subordinates go to the street to kill a few people for fun (although this is indeed something he can do), and what is the truth is also difficult for Batman. will not affect his decision.After all, he was attracted by the fierce gunshots, and he had stood on the wall for a long time and had a good idea of ​​the combat effectiveness of the three of them.Even if they really had nothing to do with the crime king of Gotham, he would not allow such a dangerous person to stay in the city he guarded.

"Before I do anything to you, I hope you will leave consciously."

Since he couldn't get the answers he wanted from them, Batman didn't hesitate to use force to achieve the same result.Seeing that his eyes became sharper, Joyce, who was about to draw out his weapon and prepare to fight, didn't want to fight with an unknown person for no reason, quickly took out the invitation card, signaling to the other party that they really came to Gotham for business.

"Bruce Wayne invited us to his charity banquet." Before he knew that the protagonist of the banquet was standing in front of him, Joyce tried to explain nicely to the other party: "If we were not invited, we would never You won’t come here for no reason. It’s not what we want to be ambushed, so if you want to drive us away like this, it seems a bit inappropriate, right?”

Joyce's words sound normal, but if you take a closer look, there are resentments everywhere.A simple translation is: I don’t want to take a step in this gloomy place unless something happens. Originally, I was invited as a guest, but I was ambushed by people from your city on the street. You, the patron saint, will not help us out. Revenge, and now we have to drive away the innocent, is this something that humans can do? !

Batman who was beaten up: "..."

The Winter Soldier standing next to him could no longer hold back his smile.And Deadpool, who was hiding behind the two of them, was even more unceremonious, pointing to Batman's nose to support his family Hani, "That's right, don't be so small-minded, we have serious things to do."

"...You said Wayne invited you?"

Of course, he knew about the charity banquet, but it was not a commercial activity he had created to maintain his image as a rich second generation. Alfred showed him the invitation himself.Batman carefully looked at the three people in front of him again, making sure that he had never seen any of them, and his expression remained highly suspicious.

"That's right, didn't you write it on the post?"

Dissatisfied with his attitude, Deadpool poked his head out from behind Joyce. He didn't know whether it was intentional or not, and blurted out without thinking: "You don't remember the person you invited yourself? Is it mentally retarded?!"

"..."

The whole street was extremely silent for a while.

Still haven't found out what shocking secret he revealed in a moment of quick talk, Deadpool is still eloquently denouncing Gotham's inhumane treatment of outsiders.It wasn't until he realized that none of the people seemed to be planning to answer the conversation, and they were all staring at him dumbfounded, that he finally realized that something seemed wrong.

"I... what did I say wrong...?!"

Seen by Batman's eyes that looked like he was going to kill, he was all hairy, and he hid behind his own Hani.

"You said 'you don't remember the person you invited yourself, are you mentally retarded?'" Wade's original cadence of accusation was repeated in a flat voice, which was extremely weird.Joyce glanced back at the roommate who was stunned in place, and picked out the key point of this sentence precisely:

"So, you are Bruce Wayne?" He said inscrutably to the stunned Batman: "You invited us, and you plan to drive us away?"

Batman: "..."

Who am I, where am I, how did I lose my vest like this?

Maintaining a dazed expression for a long time, Bruce's eyes swept across the faces of the three people with different expressions one by one, and finally fixed on the culprit who caused all this.

"Who the hell are you?" His tone was like a dark cloud before a storm: "Why do you know this?"

"...Isn't this an open secret? Does anyone else know? Don't you all watch DC?"

The expression under the hood was genuinely dazed. Deadpool looked at the sympathy in Joyce's eyes, and then at Bucky, who expressed his helplessness, and instantly became terrified: "I, I, I really didn't mean to You said it! Damn, you won’t kill me because of this, will you?!!! Hani, help me!!! I won’t be able to eat your lamb chops, and I won’t be able to accompany you just like octopus I can't sleep with you until dawn, will you miss me, please bury me in your heart, please!!!!"

...Why do you have so many dramas?

I just want to strangle people to death for Batman.Joyce silently took a step to the side, and made a gesture of invitation, the meaning was obvious: hit whatever you want, I'll be the one who dies.

"..." Bruce felt that his spirit had been shocked again.

However, Deadpool does deserve a fight, but Batman really can't kill him for this reason.What's more, these three people are really here to deal with business. Although Bruce feels that he has the right to confiscate their invitations now and invite people out of Gotham, he has a hunch that this matter must not end so easily, otherwise He may no longer be able to touch what is hidden behind.

As for why he is so sure, Bruce can swear by the integrity of a clown pointing at the corpses all over the street, this matter is definitely not as simple as it seems on the surface.

At least he needs to know what that lunatic is looking for these people for, right?

"Then what do you want to do?"

Since he couldn't kill or fight, and couldn't drive people away immediately, Bruce, who was so troubled by this problem, simply kicked the ball back, tried his hand, and then negotiated again.In short, no matter what, he must bring Joyce and the others under his control.It would be fine if they could take the initiative to contact him and report their whereabouts. If they refused, he might have to resort to some dishonorable means.

However, Batman obviously underestimated how thick Deadpool's skin can be.

"Well, aren't you worried about us, afraid that we will harm your beloved Gotham?"

As soon as he rolled his eyes, a stomach full of bad water came out immediately.Deadpool heard the accommodating meaning in the other party's tone, he smiled, and climbed up the pole skillfully:

"I know your family is quite big, and you don't have a wife or children. Why don't you take us to your house, and when the banquet is over, we'll leave here immediately, how about it?"

As he said that, he patted Joyce on the shoulder excitedly, trying to claim credit from his family, Hani: "Look at me, I'm great, we don't have to worry about where to live anymore! There are local tyrants who provide food and housing for us, You don’t need to spend a penny!!”

Batman: "..."

Winter Soldier: "..."

Joyce: "..."

No, it's fine if you took off the other person's vest, and now you plan to continue to plunder the other person's wool?

How can a person be so shameless?

I was almost stunned by this godlike proposal.Joyce couldn't help but think of the Supreme Mage who was also crushed to death by him in New York. For a moment, he didn't know which of the two of them was leading the other, and who was more disgusting.

Looking at his roommate in a complicated mood, the ex-assassin classmate was silent for a while.Although they are indeed poor, poor people also have the aspirations of poor people. How can they be so unscrupulous and just send themselves to other people's territory?

Thinking of this, Joyce and Bucky looked at each other, and at the same time saw the same thought in each other's eyes, and immediately made a final decision:

"Good idea, let's do it!"

Bruce, who felt like he was digging a hole for himself: "..."

fuck you.