[Zhongyingmei] Who is my father?

interesting.

Seeing Hipaw who was knocked over by a punch on the ground and passed out with a groan, Mr. Iron Man felt that he couldn't control his expression.But in order to prevent the obviously irritated current thigh from leaving him, he had to force his laughter back into his throat, so that his whole face showed a weird twist.

"Calm down." Stretching out two fingers to rest on the opponent's shoulders, Tony, who had made a promise, tried his best to conceal the complacency in his tone: "Just treat this Hydra as blind, after all, not everyone has me. Such a genius IQ, and the eyes to discover the truth."

But having said that, in fact, the president's father still cares a little about the half-sentence that Agent Hipaw was cut off at the end.After all, the fear and loathing in that person's eyes were too obvious, and he couldn't hide it even if he wanted to. Based on this alone, it was easy to judge that the identity of his temporary companion must not be simple.It's just that now is obviously not a good time to delve into it.Otherwise, Joyce would be annoyed. Who knows if he would have a whim on the spot and decide to try what it feels like to beat up a billionaire.

I don't want to be as miserable as these octopuses.

Looking at the blackened face of the former Mr. Assassin, Tony, who had witnessed how the other party took a grown man into his hand like a chick, felt sympathetic, and patted Joyce again, sincerely sending his comfort .

Joyce gave him a faint look, turned his head and walked away without saying a word.His complexion was quite dark.

The president's father hurriedly followed.While cleaning the opponent's sides with the palm cannon, he watched with great interest every hydra that read a long string of Russian being kicked into the sea by him mercilessly, and had to try hard to hide the happy expression on his face seeing other people's misfortune.

The two quickly reached the edge of the deck, which was guarded by Hydra agents.

Generally speaking, when Hydra sends people to search, it will surround the deck again. Obviously, it intends to grab people and money with both hands. Taking advantage of Joyce and Tony's lack of skills, they can't make trouble for them. First, the biggest purpose of coming here Let's talk about it.After all, Iron Man without armor was no threat, and although Joyce was an accident, the paws who hadn't realized who he was underestimated his destructive power and didn't take it too seriously.Therefore, they certainly would not have imagined that the two special operations teams were turned upside down in the bilge, and almost dismantled the ship, but the target they were chasing had already touched the deck, and they had a panoramic view of the movement above. I didn't forget to criticize it, and made a sharp personal attack on the ashen-faced arms dealer.

"Look at that upstart. I said how dare he trade with Hydra, and it's too late to regret it now."

Huddled with Joyce in the shadow of the hatch.Tony looked at Faisal, an arms dealer surrounded by a circle of muzzles in the center of the platform. He was obviously frightened by Hydra, and his tone was full of contempt: "I was kidnapped back then, so I could only put a car on my chest. When the battery is saving its life, it is not as weak as he is."

"So for Hydra, it's easy to get the chip."

Just take him back to the base and take a look at their cells, and that idiot will definitely recruit them all.

His ears were itchy when the airflow from the president's father spoke. Joyce moved to the side, but suddenly found that he was squeezed into Iron Man's arms. arm against the wall.

Sudden loss of balance, Tony almost fell into the mud on the spot.

what are you doing? !

Unexpectedly, he would be plotted against, the CEO's father glared at the culprit resentfully.But before he could think of a way to take a picture back, the roar of the approaching helicopter on the deck once again attracted his attention

Apparently Hydra was going to run off with the arms dealer and the chip.

"What should we do?" I was anxious, but I didn't have any good ideas.Tony watched the ground crew command the helicopter to land slowly, and unconsciously held Joyce's wrist.

When Hydra gets the missile launch sequence code, the next move is definitely to search the whole ship, trying to find trouble for the two of them.Joyce is well aware.And at that time, not to mention whether Iron Man without a battle armor can stand it, even if he wants to break out of the encirclement, he probably has to pay a big price.

Therefore, what is before them now is probably the only chance.

"One of Hydra's special operations teams I can barely handle by myself. If you grab the helicopter while I'm getting their attention, there's about a [-] percent chance we'll get off the cruise ship safely."

Talking to Tony so lightly, Joyce's tone was as calm as ever: "Wade may buy us a little more time, but it's best not to count on him too much, especially if you don't have a armor."

"What about the chip?" Tony asked.

"If you follow this plan, I can only try my best to ensure your personal safety. I can't do anything about the chip." Joyce shook his head.

In all respects, this is indeed the best of the few choices the two have now.After all, their situation is too unfavorable. Surrounded by a boat of Hydra agents on the vast sea, it is already a miracle to be able to escape unscathed.Iron Man is just an ordinary person after taking off his battle armor. Without the indestructible black technology, as long as a random bullet is fired, anyone on the ship can easily kill him.

However, looking at the arms dealer close at hand and the chip in his hand, Tony Stark just didn't want to run away so timidly.

His responsibility, even if he risked his life, he must be responsible to the end.

"Hydra will not let us go so easily."

Holding Joyce's hand tighter, the CEO's father looked solemn: "It's not worth fighting to the death just to escape... Friday is already cracking the shield on the ship. I have to get that chip back today, Otherwise, more people would die because of it.”

"Then you only have a 20.00% success rate." Joyce looked at him calmly: "I even gave you an extra charge."

"What if you and your companion are added?" Tony raised his chin: "I'll hire you, and the price can be set at will. It's better than you robbing the chip and selling it on the black market."

...that's a pretty good idea.

The former Mr. Killer was silent for a while.After weighing the pros and cons, he quickly made a decision and sold himself and his roommate.

"make a deal."

Poured out a bunch of weird parts from his pocket, Joyce assembled them into a thing like a launcher, not worried that Deadpool would disagree with this sudden job:

"Then we need a new plan, and Wade will have the energy to discuss it with you in detail... So now I want to know, are you really planning to get the chip back from Hydra, right? "

"Otherwise?" Tony subconsciously replied as his eyes were involuntarily attracted by the novelty in Joyce's hands.

"very good."

And before he could figure out what was the use of this, the former killer with inexplicable brilliance in his eyes had already aimed at the helicopter above their heads and pulled the trigger without warning.

"boom--!!!"

The huge explosion and the impact hit everyone within a ten-mile radius, shaking so much that even the air had ripples visible to the naked eye.Caught off guard by a gust of wind and thrown onto a pile of cables, Tony almost spit it out. Tony raised his head in bewilderment, just in time to see the helicopter that was about to land turned into a ball of fire and scattered, smashing the Hydra agents on the deck to run around with their heads in their arms. .

"what is that??!!"

Yelling at Joyce in the midst of crying father and mother, the president's father had a hideous expression on his face.

With his right hand firmly buckled into the bulkhead, he avoided the fate of being thrown directly into the sea.Joyce straightened up, his legs were weak for a few seconds when he took a step, but he quickly returned to normal, picking up his temporary employer amidst the rain of bullets.

"Nano bomb. I didn't expect it to have such a wide range."

After stuffing the president's father into the bunker like a rag.He fished out a micro charge from nowhere, and fired back at the agents aggressively, forcing a small team of firepower by himself.

"Then haven't you read the instruction manual? That thing almost blew us both up!" Tony, who was recovering from his shock, also began to support him with his palm cannon.

"What I make, I am the instructions." Joyce's voice arrived with the bullets in a short time: "But there is obviously something wrong. I may have adjusted the power too much."

The amount of information in this sentence is too huge, and Tony didn't know for a moment whether he should shock you that a former Hydra killer can play technology, or use the dignity of a weapons expert to despise him for being too unprofessional.And while he was still thinking about it, the special forces on the deck had all found out who ruined their good deeds, and the bullets immediately flew towards this side like money, and a row of bullet holes was shot on the top of Tony's head, almost Ruined a hair of the president's father.

"Fuck me."

The ground was suppressed by the fire and could not lift its head.And the main reason why Hydra agents haven't rushed up to dismember the two of them so far is changing the clips at an unimaginable speed by their side.Tony squinted his eyes and almost singled out the ex-assassin of his old club. He increased the power value of the palm cannon and tried his best not to make himself look like a laggard.

"We are almost surrounded, how long can you last?"

Taking time to pay attention to the bombed tarmac, he found that someone had dragged Faisal, who had fainted, into the cabin door.Tony recorded the location silently, and while the agent's firepower was slightly reduced, he asked Joyce against the clock.

"This kind of firepower configuration, about two waves." After thinking for a few seconds, Joyce replied sincerely: "I mean, they can endure this attack twice at most, and they have to call back the two teams that searched the bilge. Encircled and suppressed."

"...Then why the fuck did you blow up the helicopter all of a sudden?"

Didn't see any joke on his face, Tony's expression was horrified, "Isn't this exposing us directly to those octopuses? You won't be with Hydra, will you?"

"You are the one who wants to grab the chip. If I don't do it, the arms dealer will be taken away."

It was the first time that an employer dared to question his professionalism. Joyce glared at him a little unhappily, and casually threw a small bomb. Popped out: "And as I said, we need a new plan."

"A new plan to throw yourself into the net?" Tony confronted.

"The plan to call some bastard but useful guy over to hunt octopus together." Joyce was expressionless.

Like two stubborn bulls, the two stared at each other for a while amidst the flying bullets.But then they realized that it was as meaningless as before, so they turned their heads again, and sprayed bullets/bombs/palm cannons on the faces of every Hydra who dared to step into the attack range as if venting.

The exchange of fire between the two sides became more and more intense.

The hi paws on the deck must have received the communication report, and they must have given feedback on the situation here.So no one seems to be surprised that the mysterious bodyguard next to Iron Man has such terrible fighting power, but Joyce is not very happy-it doesn't matter if he is recognized as the Winter Soldier by a pit, the key is that this brain-dead It was widely advertised on the channel, and other people actually believed it, which made him doubt that Hydra was really a pill.

"Drop your arms now, Winter Soldier!"

"You are the asset of the organization and the creator of the new century, you should belong to Hydra!"

"Longing, Rust, Seventeen, Dawn..."

"But fuck you." Finally couldn't help but shot the chattering idiot, Joyce was furious under Tony's expression of "fuck. Your old man can't hold back his laughter", "Your Did you pass Russian? With such a heavy accent, the Winter Soldier can't fucking understand here, okay?!"

"puff."

The president's father really almost laughed out loud.

But soon, his joy turned into sorrow, and he was almost shot in the lungs by a row of bullets.Thanks to Joyce who pressed him down in time, he avoided the fate of being beaten into a sieve.

"Although I know I should thank you, I really don't want to say that right now."

He was pressed face down on the deck, and his facial features were almost deformed by the squeeze.The president's father, who had never been so embarrassed in his life, suffered a severe blow to his self-esteem, but before he finished missing his omnipotent armor again, he felt a shock on the deck from far to near.

"Someone is coming." Jumping up from the ground, Tony looked vigilantly in the direction of the voice: "Their reinforcements have arrived?!"

"No, they came from the banquet hall." After listening attentively, Joyce shook his head, his expression softened slightly: "It should be Wade."

"Your companion?" Tony also breathed a sigh of relief: "That's our reinforcement."

Joyce blew up the helicopter on the deck and made such a big noise, in addition to preventing Hydra from leaving with the chip, it was to remind Deadpool of his location.As long as he is not deaf, he will definitely come here to join them.In the face of this ship of heavily armed enemies, although Joyce often speaks of dislike, he still needs to rely on the help of Deadpool, otherwise he alone, let alone grabbing the chip, just keeps him and the president's father from retreating. All a bit reluctant.

Therefore, Joyce was actually a little happy to see that Deadpool was able to find him at this time.

But soon, he didn't think so.

"Haney! You don't even call me here!! Do you know how difficult it is for me to sneak into the banquet hall to find you? The f*cking group of stupid octopuses besieged me as soon as they came in! I am clearly disguised very well !!!"

Deadpool's high-pitched voice echoed over the entire deck, hovering in everyone's ears.And as his figure got closer and closer, the first thing Joyce saw was not the string of Hydra undercover agents chasing after him, but the long evening dress on his body fluttering in the wind, with embroidered sleeves on the cuffs. With a circle of pink lace, low-cut backless, and 42-size crystal high-heeled shoes with broken heels, she is rushing towards herself in a brutalist way of Cinderella trying to grab a pumpkin cart.

And he was wearing that ugly hood.

Also, wearing a fucking hood.

Tony:  …

Joyce: ...

"Why are you dressed like this?"

After half a minute of silence, Joyce spoke slowly and word by word, exhausting all the calmness in his life to barely maintain such a sliver of reason that he was proud of.

"I was too hasty to go out today, and I accidentally packed the wrong clothes with the old woman next door." Deadpool jumped in front of his roommate, his skirt blown up by the wind filled the gap between them, looking like a doll Peacock: "But I have to sneak in to support you. Combat uniforms are not suitable for that kind of occasion. You will be spotted as soon as you walk into the banquet hall... Or is it better if I don't wear anything at all?"

"I'll kill you." Joyce said dryly, not wanting to imagine the fatal scene.

"you will not."

Deadpool, on the other hand, doesn't care about threats from his roommates.His gaze scanned the surroundings, decisively ignoring the hipaw agents who were frightened into sculptures, and finally fell on the president's father who was concentrated by the mental attack beside Joyce and was still in a daze.

"Hey, this is our employer, right? I heard it on the channel!" He held Tony's hand full of joy: "Brother and that dead face over there are both top-notch, as long as you give me money, you Absolutely will not regret it!"

...but I regret it now.

He picked the corner of his mouth stiffly.Tony looked at Joyce, who was stuck in the "who am I and where is this man, I don't know him", and felt for the first time that he might have made the worst decision in his life.

The author has something to say:

Deadpool: I have disguised myself so well, why did they find me so quickly? !

Joyce: ...Although this class of Hipaws is mentally ill and blind, they still have a bottom line.