[Zhongyingmei] Who is my father?

The Winter Soldier thinks he's got the bad luck of half his life today.

He had been tracking down a batch of Hydra's ammunition, and he had followed for a long time, and it went smoothly when he finally caught them all.But the ghost knows that at the end of the mop, he was unexpectedly attacked by a Hipaw agent who was among the dead.Although he quickly made up for this small mistake and broke the opponent's neck.But more than half of the whole box of bullets had an intimate contact with him.As a result, it was inconvenient to move when escaping, and they didn't get rid of the pursuers in time, so they fought again.Even if he solved everything the other party could solve, he still suffered serious injuries, and urgently needed to go back to the safe house to take a good rest.

And in order not to run into other residents in the apartment with blood all over his body, he deliberately chose to enter through the window.In the end, I don’t know whether it was too dark or the injury was delirious, but he jumped to the wrong place and ran into his neighbor’s house next door. This is simply the most stupid black history in the life of the Winter Soldier, bar none.

But it's not over.

It would be fine if the neighbors next door were empty when he jumped out of the wrong window.Or even worse, there are neighbors who don't know each other, and Bucky always has other remedies.But the problem is, his neighbors are not only at home, but also happen to be fucking acquaintances, and one of them is also a troublesome guy who is at the top of Hydra's blacklist like him, which is more embarrassing.

Staring at the two of them amidst the broken glass all over the floor, Bucky took a deep breath, not knowing for a moment whether he should feel lucky or sad about his luck.

"I--"

Bucky staggered to his feet and took a step forward, as if ready to salvage the enigmatic atmosphere.

Then... His eyes went dark, and he didn't know anything.

Joyce and Deadpool were taken aback, and hurried over to check on the situation of the Winter Soldier.As mercenaries who have been fighting on the edge of the knife all year round, they quickly determined that they were just exhausted and a little bit of blood loss, and with Bucky's physique, they would be almost healed after a night of sleep, so they were relieved and looked at each other.

"So..." Lifting the Winter Soldier off the floor and throwing him on the sofa, Joyce thought about it.

"So," Deadpool answered, his tone was as calm as death after being extremely shocked: "I just met my father, and my mother came here. And my mother is our neighbor."

Glancing at the cat Alice, who was yawning on the Winter Soldier's chest in disbelief, he turned his head and sternly accused, "Why didn't you tell me earlier?!"

"It's the same as if I knew he lived next door." Joyce stared back unwillingly: "You told me that room 3C was occupied, why didn't you find out who lived in it earlier?!"

"..."

The two glared at each other at the same time, like a lion that could fight in a second with its teeth bared.But soon, a groan that would be ignored if you don't listen carefully leaked from Bucky's clenched teeth, interrupting them, mainly Joyce's preparations for each other, and making them busy rummaging again Where to find the medicine chest that hasn't been used in hundreds of years.

"Then what are we going to do now?" Handing over the last roll of gauze in his hand, he watched his roommate skillfully tie a beautiful bow on Bucky's chest.Deadpool held his head, and asked sincerely: "You can't pretend that you don't know anything, and continue to live?"

"Of course not." After thinking about this question for a while, Joyce stood up with his hands covered in blood: "Do you mind sharing the room with the three of us?"

He could basically imagine why the Winter Soldier was injured like this, and why he jumped into the wrong room in a daze.Although he often dislikes that Hydra is not as good as the previous one, but to be honest, it is really not that easy to avoid the opponent's all-out pursuit, especially if they are like them who actively seek each other's death for various reasons People who knock are even more dangerous at every step. If you don't pay attention, you may attract a group of paws. Capsizing boats in small rivers is nothing new.

At such a time, it seems necessary to find a fellow unlucky ghost to warm up with each other.

Zero and the Winter Soldier, even if Hipaw really finds their whereabouts one day, in this situation where there are too few people, they will give away their heads, and if there are too many people, half of the superheroes in New York may be recruited. Weigh it carefully first.

"Before I answer, I would like to ask, do I mind being useful?" Deadpool raised his hand and asked under the loving gaze of his roommate.

"No." Joyce's expression became more gentle.

What the fuck is that.

He has a thorough understanding of Joyce, a superficially democratic but autocratic devil.Deadpool rolled his eyes under the hood: "I don't mind, fine. As long as he shares the rent with us."

Before he had time to tell the other party that they would never pay rent, Joyce nodded in satisfaction.Since the roommates have no objections (?), the remaining question is how to convince Bucky to live with them honestly.Instead of doing stupid things that don't make sense.

"Wait, wouldn't he still be unwilling?" Compared with the decision made by his roommate categorically for him, this part really shocked Deadpool: "Doesn't he know that he can get so many benefits?"

"First of all, I have a son who is somewhat useful." He pointed to Joyce, and then pointed to himself: "Secondly, there is a handsome and reliable roommate."

...then that might be the reason for his reluctance.

The corner of his mouth twitched, he was more self-aware than Wade.Joyce thought about how he would react to this if he stood in the position of the Winter Soldier. Anyway, the first sentence would definitely be to let them go, which immediately strengthened his determination to cut the mess quickly.

"I have an idea, and he will definitely agree."

He showed a toothless smile, which was much better than the shark-like mouth a few weeks ago.While thinking about where his roommate went to study the smile course, Deadpool stood up from the floor and moved his arms a few times: "What can I do, what can I do for you?"

"It's very simple." Joyce walked to his messy workbench and flipped through it, took out a hammer and threw it at the other party.

"Break down the wall."

Lifting his jaw at the only barrier between the two apartments, he said so cheerfully.

Deadpool: "..." This is really a good idea.

So, when the Winter Soldier woke up dizzy from the sofa next door, he was stunned to find that these two bastards had actually connected his home with their own.

It was very ugly, like a dog gnawed on it, the whole room was filled with dust, and it almost choked him to death.

"..." Standing in the ruins for a long time without a word, Bucky moved his metal arm, turned his head to look at Deadpool who was looking down at the ground behind him, and Joyce who was looking up at the ceiling, with alternate expressions on his face "I want to kill Personal" and "I'm going to put you all in the wall".

"Who did this?" He asked in a bad tone, with a terrifying expression like a ghost crawling out of hell.

Deadpool and Joyce pointed at each other at the same time.Then they stared at each other, and poked their fingers in each other's faces even more firmly.

Bucky: ...

Can you be so tacit when you don't blame each other.

"Haney?" And this time, he was really instructed from the ground up.Deadpool looked at his roommate with a face full of horror, as if he couldn't believe that this person could be so cruel: "I trusted you so much, and you ended up treating me like this?"

No, this has exceeded the bottom line of being a human being, okay?Is that what your father taught you? ! !

"I'm not wrong." Joyce glanced at him and spread his hands, "It was indeed you who smashed the wall, I didn't do it."

Deadpool:"……"

"But this idea is mine." Just a second before the other party rushed to fight him, Joyce changed his mind and faced the Winter Soldier's sharp eyes that could almost kill people: "They are all neighbors." , Living together is also a matter of time. It’s useless to keep that wall, so I’ll let Wade smash it.”

"Did I say I wanted to live with you?" Bucky was almost laughing at his righteousness.

"But you didn't say you couldn't stop." Joyce immediately caught the loophole in his words: "Anyway, it's like this, you can figure it out."

"..."

It must have taken a lot of effort for Bucky not to punch the metal arm against his face.The soldier from the cold winter rolled his eyes, his expression still maintaining his usual ruthlessness and taciturnity.But it was easy for Joyce to see that there was a villain inside him who had pumped all the swear words he knew.

"You know Hydra is chasing me, and they chased me to the vicinity yesterday, right." In the end, Bucky almost sighed.

"It's the same as I wasn't hunted down." Joyce shrugged: "If you are thinking of going out to lure them away so that I can stay here with peace of mind, I will immediately post my location Go to Hipaw's computer and make them all come after me."

"..."

"Do you want to try which of the two of us is more popular with Hydra?"

"Okay, you bastard." Finally raised his hands in surrender.Knowing that he had seen his plan a long time ago, that's why he insisted on keeping him. Bucky's heart softened, and the deep calibration voice of the metal arm became quiet again: "Let's just say, if they really check it out, I won't pay for your house."

"There's no way they'll find it here." They're all that stupid after all.

But he didn't take the other party's soft threat to heart. Joyce narrowed his eyes and thought for a while, and soon came up with a complete plan.

How about calling his daddy who is all over the world to come over and shake him for a few laps?

"Then we'll all be roommates?"

Seeing that Bucky gave Joyce a helpless look, he began to pack his things.Deadpool leaned in front of the latter, and whispered to him: "Do you need us to provide for him in the old age? Or should the three share the future expenses equally?"

"Of course it's an equal share."

Joyce didn't answer, and the Winter Soldier had heard Deadpool mumbling, and gave him a wink from Winter:

"Although I don't have any money now, when I go to grab a Hydra base again, this month's rent will be almost the same."

Deadpool:"……"

No wonder Hydra is always chasing you.

It turns out that your former killers of Hipaw used their old employers as ATMs?