[Zhongyingmei] Who is my father?

Before the free driver Joyce said arrived, they drove back to New York.

When he came, Deadpool was kicked halfway into the cab by his roommate because he talked too much nonsense. In the end, he still couldn't escape the fate of having his nose broken, and he didn't become very honest when he returned.He was still energetically nagging in Joyce's ear, talking more than the car radio, but the other party miraculously did not stop him with any violence, at most he just stared twice when he went too far. It directly made Deadpool feel his good mood.

Even, when he returned to the apartment downstairs, he was very generous and bought two ice creams at the corner.Each one has extra large chocolate balls, and they are happily swayed back one by one.

Deadpool felt that his chance to take over was coming.

"Oh my God, Hani, you are so kind to me!!" He closed the car door and reached out to pick up the dessert in the other party's hand: "How can I love you so much!!!"

"Well, thanks?"

gave him a very puzzled look.Joyce took a sip of the cool chocolate, nodded, then walked straight past his roommates, walked to the cat Alice who was sitting at the entrance of the corridor to welcome them back, knelt down and handed the ice cream in the other hand: "For you, do you like it? But only a little bit."

"Meow," Alice replied, slapping her tail.

And Deadpool: "..."

How is this fat four?

In Joyce's heart, is he even better than a meow? ! !

Deadpool was sad, Deadpool was angry, Deadpool stuck his resentful eyes on his roommate's back, and decided that he would not look back at himself, and he would perform for him to die on the spot.

"... Wade?"

Perhaps his resentment was so outstanding, Joyce felt his hair stand on end for a while, turned his head suspiciously, and happened to meet the ferocity on the opponent's face that even the mask could not block.

Uh.

Following his line of sight and looking down, the ex-killer was silent for a while, and held up the ice cream that was missing a small piece hesitantly: "Alice can't finish it, do you want to take it?"

Deadpool:"……"

Mmp, do I want to lose face?

So at the end of the day, when Wade came in with his roommate, nibbling an egg roll, he quietly shut the cat Alice who wanted to follow in, and pretended that he didn't hear her angrily scratching the wooden boards one after another. Also dragged a side table to block the door.The movements are fast and smooth, not even so agile when killing people at the Hydra base.

Joyce may or may not have seen it.He was busy tidying himself up and restocking his depleted equipment.Because Zero made a big fuss in Hi Claw Base and killed Number Two like he was an ant, his old club must have been wary of him.Therefore, in order to successfully complete this trip to London, he must bring all the things he can bring, and it is best to move an arsenal there, otherwise who knows what will go wrong.

As for Deadpool?

His demands on him have now broken the bottom line.Don't ask him to remember to bring his ammunition bag, as long as he can bring his brain and save himself from being tricked twice, Joyce is already very satisfied.

Apparently he also understands his roommate's dislike, it's rare for Deadpool not to bother him at this time.He just squatted on the sofa a little listlessly, hugging his little rainbow pony and waiting for the other party to pack everything up.

And soon.

'呵——'

When the former killer hid the last knife in his sleeve, sparks suddenly appeared in the air, stretching out a complete circle in the air.Joyce raised his head suddenly, but there was no vigilant expression on his face, as if he was already familiar with this way of appearance, he looked at the background of a vast hall in the circle quite calmly, and was immediately blocked by a figure emerging from it up.

That wasn't who Joyce thought he'd see, though.

"Why are you?" He took two steps forward, raising his eyebrows in surprise, "Can't that juggler find me?"

"of course not."

The expression on his face was rather helpless, the Mage King moved away from the portal blocked by himself, and motioned for the other party to come in: "You will find out after taking a look."

Ok?

Didn't understand what that meant, but Strange would never hurt him.Joyce curled his lips, hid the knife in his sleeve properly, and decided to go over and see what the other party was up to.

He and Deadpool successively crossed the king's ring of fire.

Opposite the portal is the great high-domed foyer, the London sanctuary of the mages.The antique carved door is facing a wide staircase leading to the second floor full of magical items, and there are columns supporting the structure on both sides.And when Joyce walked in here and stepped on the smooth ground, the first thing that attracted his attention was not the elegant staircase of the temple, but the long-faced mage opposite who was clinging to the handrail of the staircase, and Behind him desperately tried to drag him this way, but the red cloak standing in the mid-air struggled in despair.

Joyce: "..."

He had to admit that he was indeed shocked by this unique shape.

"I said, don't pull me." Turning his head to look at them with difficulty, Doctor Strange seemed to roll his eyelids, still holding the armrest and speaking bitterly to his cloak: "I don't want to see That bastard, go to yourself."

The red cloak slapped twice sharply, as if to refute.

The doctor rolled his eyes again: "No. You can only choose one of us."

However, before he finished speaking, he saw the cloaks of several people flying up from him, swiping and rushing to Joyce, and after folding up the corners of the clothes and shaking hands with the other party, they immediately fell into a warm embrace. The face of the former killer.

Completely ignore its mage.

Strange: "..."

Mad, it's time to pop it in the washing machine and cleanse the soul.

"haven't seen you for a long time."

Joyce was not annoyed by the fact that Magic Little Red covered his face and covered his eyes. He also stretched out his arms and gave it a hug.And Deadpool, who was watching silently, looked at this happy atmosphere, and once again confirmed that his roommate definitely possesses superpowers that all non-humans love, and suddenly reached a reconciliation with the cat Alice in his heart.

So what if he is the only favorite at home, he still has other cloaks outside, hmph!

"You traitor."

There is no reason to continue holding the stairs.Doctor Strange walked over angrily, intending to take back his sulky cloak, but found that it had been peeled off from Joyce's body, and even took his cell phone from the other person, and it was obvious at a glance that he was definitely a repeat offender .

"Wait, don't give it this!"

It was a step too late, and I could only watch it escape to the side and hide behind the king.The corner of Strange's mouth twitched, and he stared at the ex-killer who had no intention of stopping him, his expression was like a housewife teaching her son to quit Internet addiction.

"As soon as it gets the phone, it's endless. I usually don't dare to let it see that thing."

Squinting at the cloak that was beating on the screen, Doctor Strange couldn't bear to look directly at it: "I don't know who taught it."

"Maybe there is no one else." Joyce patted the other party's shoulder sympathetically, and expressed his opinion sincerely: "The root cause of educational failure is undoubtedly yourself."

"..."

Shi Chuanqi glared.

The former killer stared back, not to be outdone.

While thinking about the wonderful atmosphere between them for a while, Deadpool, who had been as quiet as a chicken for a while, finally couldn't help it, and poked the king with a Buddhist face next to him with his elbow, expressing his feelings at the right time curious.

"How did they meet?" He asked in a low voice.Why do you feel familiar and hostile?

"I don't know." Wang also replied in a low voice: "Strange only told me that the cause was because of a pancake."

"What's the result?"

"He was beaten by an alter ego of that Mr. Joyce."

"..."

This is so fucking insane.

It feels like a big show can be made up in a minute.Deadpool remembered Zero's terrifying aura and fighting power, and suddenly understood very well what the bitterness and hatred on Doctor Strange's face when he looked at his roommate was very good.

In an instant, a huge amount of love, hatred, and hatred were filled in the brain, and even an aircraft carrier was launched in the mind.The more Deadpool thought about it, the more he felt that their relationship was worth studying, and he was secretly vigilant, but suddenly felt something poked him.

And the fucking place is exactly the kidney. .

Almost without a foot, he was directly poked to the ground.Deadpool turned his head to look, and found that the cloak that had been hiding behind the king just now floated out. After circling himself a few times, he tentatively folded the corner of the clothes and stretched it out in front of him.

"It wants to shake hands with you." Wang answered in a timely manner.

oh oh!

Unexpectedly, the other party was so polite, Deadpool quickly extended his hand and shook it.Then he found it circling in mid-air, and handed Joyce's cell phone in front of him.

Deadpool looked down.

On the screen is a row of happy "knocking mothers".

Wade: "..."

"It's showing its friendliness to you." Keeping an eye on the movement here, Doctor Strange, who was level [-] in Cloak Language, leaned over and looked at him with despair on his face: "Joyce definitely taught it, you bastard. "

The former killer who was named silently looked away.

"So you are so excited?"

After being stunned for a while before realizing it, Deadpool rubbed his hands enthusiastically:

"Thank you, thank you, and I'll knock on my mother too... But next time, don't say hello to people like that. I'll teach you something else."

"..." The red cloak waved its collar happily, and leaned forward.

Deadpool's face was righteous and awe-inspiring: "Come and read to me-I, yes, you, dad, dad!"

Doctor Strange: "..."

Well, let's die together.