[Zhongyingmei] Who is my father?

awkward.

After Joyce's godlike introduction, for a moment, the entire laboratory was so silent that even breathing seemed to stop.And the three of them just stood on the same ground and looked at each other, their expressions took turns expressing the meaning of "Fuck, I can't hold back any of you, hurry up and say something". In the end, the culprit who caused all this was the first to break the silence, with a look on his face. He spread his hands innocently.

"Did I say something wrong?" He said slowly, his tone was hard to say whether it was unintentional or just trying to add fuel to the fire.

"You should make a good impression on me in front of the elders, Hani." With a gloomy face, Deadpool put his head in his hands, looking like he wanted to tear his head off: "The word used to describe me should be handsome and handsome. Reliable, not stupid, so that your mother won't hate me...Speaking of which, should I also call you mom now? But our CP hasn't been decided yet, will this be too fast?"

"..."

It's hard to say which brazen part of the passage shocked the two of them.Joyce stared at him for a while, feeling that the words were wrong, and decided to keep silent and leave it to the other party to resolve.And he also didn't want to mention his two sons at all. The corner of the Winter Soldier's mouth twitched in a visible arc, and the metal arm flaps shook from his shoulder blades to his wrists. He was about to hit someone's face, but in the end he didn't know what to do first. Hit which one and give up.

"Who the hell is your mother?" He gave Deadpool a cold look, and then turned his head to look at Joyce, who was looking up at the sky, his tone was like ice slag below zero: "Is it fun?"

The former killer nodded sincerely: "It's fun."

"..."

Bucky's expression became even more terrifying.

Of course he wasn't Joyce's real mother.Although Hydra often likes to engage in some weird human experiments, they haven't been so crazy that they suddenly want their first male model to give them a little killer for fun.In fact, this is actually an inside joke circulating in Hydra to some extent, and the instigator is Comrade Crossbones who has been blown into fireworks in the sky, and his eyes that always find the beauty in life.

The cause of this incident is not complicated.Joyce had just gained his own consciousness, as befuddled as a chicken out of its shell, just in time for the Winter Soldier to be sent to assess his situation in the time period before the post-mission freeze.Coupled with the fact that the two are almost identical, that is, their metal arms are inverted. Almost at the first sight of seeing the Winter Soldier, Joyce insisted that this man had a lot to do with him, and he followed each other's buttocks every day. If you can't pull it away, your superiors don't care.During that time, all Hi Claws could see two iron arms dangling around the base every day, with a dead face like a paralyzed domination training ground, where almost all agents were beaten by the two together.

So, on a sunny day, Rumlow, who had just climbed down from the training ground with a swollen face, looked at the two figures on the stage who looked like idols. and leaned over to stare at himself.Suddenly, Fu Ling's heart came to him, and he uttered his famous saying that will be widely circulated in the future:

"Look, don't the Winter Soldier and Zero look like the old hen and his silly son?"

"..."

Surrounded by corpses lying all over the place, none of the Heypaws dared to speak.They lay quietly and peacefully, as if they were really dead, closed their eyes and shut their mouths in unison, pretending that they had never come to this world.

And amidst such enigmatic silence, the mother-loving Winter Soldier felt that Crossbones probably didn't want to hang around anymore.

So the old hen who guarded the cubs enthusiastically agreed with him, and almost killed him very politely.Since then, although the training room that was comparable to a slaughterhouse on this day has left a deep impression on the hearts of Hipaw agents, the legend of the winter soldier's mother and his son is still circulating inside the base at a thought-provoking speed. Even Pierce sends out missions like, 'Go, get the Winter Soldier and his hen out', only to die down when the Winter Soldier is brainwashed and Joyce's mind gradually returns to normal.

"Actually, I think Rumlow is quite discerning."

Under the gaze of the Winter Soldier who seemed about to kill someone, Joyce touched his chin with a thoughtful expression: "If I have to say it, I did treat you like a mother at that time, and you took good care of me... ..."

So being a mother for a day and being a mother for life, if the Winter Soldier is willing, it’s okay for him to be his son—he can also find another father by the way, and become a happy and happy family.

...Then thank you very much.

And rolling his eyes towards the ceiling, Bucky rejected him without hesitation.

……

So, after 2 minutes of this fucking topic, the three of them shut their mouths tacitly at the same time, restoring the embarrassment and silence that should have existed when two groups of uninvited guests met by chance.

They continued to look at each other.

Joyce saw that Bucky's equipment didn't look like he was here to seek revenge, and Hydra would not choose this base if it wanted to make an appointment with the Winter Soldier, so the reasonable explanation is that he also has something he wants to find.And Bucky's way of evaluating him is basically the same, and he also took a few glances at the obedient Deadpool who was waiting to be teased, and after coming to the conclusion that the other party is indeed a fool, he refocused his gaze on Joyce's face.

"So, we don't have any conflicts of interest, and we are all being hunted down by Hydra. Except for the fact that you punched me outside, it hurt a little, and we have nothing to settle."

Knowing that he would never have to pretend anything in front of this person, Joyce nodded slightly, and said straight to the point: "How about cooperation?"

"I have no objection." It seemed that he had been waiting for him to propose a bargaining chip, but Bucky agreed without any hesitation.

Joyce relaxed after hearing this.Both of them had worked for Hipaw, and both had escaped from this man-eating ghost place. They knew each other's hatred for Hydra too well, so they didn't need to guard against the possibility of mutual betrayal.In this world, happy people are all similar to each other, but unhappy people have their own misfortunes.The Winter Soldier and Zero have no common needs other than wanting to kill Hydra, and they don't have to turn against each other because the other is in their way.

They really are the best allies.

"So now you can say, what are you doing here?"

Insert the pocket knife in the sleeve. Back to where it should be, Joyce pretended not to see Bucky and let go of his hand on the handle of the gun, pressed down on the side and shouted, "Why don't you ask me? Do you have no opinion' Deadpool: "Shut up, your opinion has no reference value."

Wade groaned in aggrieved manner.

"Did you just see the plan to transport genetic samples?"

Bucky took a few steps forward, and after Joyce nodded, he continued, "I'm here for it. There's still some information about the Winter Soldier inside, and I need this too, but I can't crack the encryption right now. program."

"So you need my help." Joyce understood.Although the Winter Soldier is indeed a top-level spy, you can't expect an old man who has been frozen all year round to master such high-end skills all at once: "Then you know what I'm looking for?"

When he said this, he didn't have too many expectations. After all, this information was said by the man who didn't show his face. Joyce himself was not sure that there was such a thing here.But to his surprise, after listening to his question, Bucky actually nodded, took an equipment bag from his waist, opened it and handed it to him.

Joyce took it in a little surprise, and was even more surprised to find that there were four syringes filled with light blue medicine.

Gene stabilizer.

Although it looked different from the experimental product he had used before, he would not admit it wrong.

"After you led the pursuers away, I found them next door. I think you might need them."

Observing Joyce's expression, the Winter Soldier looked at him as coldly as ever, but concealed some invisible worries: "Your current situation——"

Is your current situation not very good?Bucky wanted to ask him that.When he took these things away, he read the research materials. The gene stabilizer can only alleviate the situation of gene collapse, but it cannot completely solve it, and Joyce will have to face this problem sooner or later.But before he finished speaking, the sudden noise outside the door made him shut up.

At the same time, Deadpool, who was enjoying himself squatting in the corner, also jumped over, fixed his eyes on the shaking door, and said in a slightly surprised tone: "You came so quickly?"

"We can find traces left by the Winter Soldier, and so can they."

It's adapted well to it.Joyce found a lot of parts out of nowhere, and assembled them into a brand new AK. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Bucky holding the gun in his hand almost in unison. Not only was he not at all nervous about the upcoming fight, but he wanted to laugh a little.

"Number two belongs to me." Joyce took the lead in choosing an opponent for himself.

"The rest is mine." Bucky also nodded.

The two divided their work and looked at each other.Immediately, they stepped on the cat in unison... The killer walked towards the gate, his momentum didn't look like he was surrounded by a group of paws at all, but rather like two people surrounded them.

The neglected Deadpool stared at the dog for a few seconds, feeling that he had been inhumanly rejected.But immediately, he calmly sat down in the best viewing position, took out another handful of melon seeds, and regretted why he didn't bring the camera in the car.

Look at the aura of this big guy.

If he can shoot a video, record a short film, the top killer will teach you how to shoot and claw.Maybe they can form an iron-armed sky group for these two, and make their C debut.