[Zhongyingmei] Who is my father?

what's the situation?

The darkness and gunshots are often not a good omen for people like them, even if the sound sounds like they are still a distance away from the laboratory door.Joyce and Deadpool looked at each other subconsciously, and then realized that their brains had been bitten to make eye contact in this dark place, and they both turned their heads back silently, while pretending that nothing happened just now.

"They found us so quickly?" He listened to the movement outside the door for a while.Deadpool looked surprised, and reached out to fumble for his ammunition bag, but accidentally touched his roommate's thigh, and was almost pinched by the metal arm: "Oh fuck, fuck, I really didn't do it on purpose this time. Huh, Haney?!"

If it was intentional, do you think you can still stand and talk to me now?

Couldn't help but rolled his eyes.Joyce let go of the dog's paw, not caring that the other party was howling like he was about to die, and leaned over to pull the USB drive out of the socket.

"The route we just took was not the route that people usually take at the base."

Even if there is Deadpool holding back, I don't think my stealth skills will degenerate to such a point that even a stupid Hydra can find it so quickly.Joyce stood still, counted the gunshots and footsteps, and quickly came to a conclusion: "They should not find us. Someone else is here."

"Then this buddy is a little unlucky?" Feeling the firepower like a storm outside, Deadpool couldn't help showing a sympathetic expression: "Shall we go out and have a look?"

"No." Joyce shook his head, stuffed the USB flash drive into his pocket, turned around and signaled the other party to follow him: "Let's go out from the other side. There is still something I need to find here, and it's not a confrontation with them now." when."

Deadpool has no problem with that.

The two fumbled out of the vent in the laboratory, and climbed along the pipe to the corridor.Joyce observed through the iron net for a while, and found that there was no one below. He took out the cutting knife in satisfaction, cut a hole in the interlayer of the ceiling for one to pass through, jumped down first, and landed quietly. to the ground.

"You can come down." He raised his gun and guarded the spot for a while, making sure that there was no threat around him, so he whispered to the waiting roommate above his head.

"Then here I come!"

He was sitting on the edge of the gap swinging his legs. Hearing this, Deadpool twisted his waist very happily, looking for the right landing point, and prepared to make a handsome landing.But unfortunately, when he was trying to jump, a sharp wire on the barbed wire just caught on his tights and successfully blocked his movement for half a second. Not only did he lose his balance, but the tights also stabbed him. There was a big cut, just revealing the bright pink color inside.

Joyce: "..."

Deadpool:"……"

At the moment when his face hit the ground, he twisted his waist, and landed crookedly in a posture that violated the limits of human beings.Although this movement is indeed very beautiful, but in the darkness with no light around, all of Joyce's attention was attracted by the distinctive color, and he didn't pay attention to how Wade stood still. How did he stand up straight, and how tremblingly touched his buttocks, fell into an awkward but polite silence.

The two stared at each other for a long time in the enigmatic silence.

"Uh, do you need something to cover it up?" Joyce finally couldn't stand the weird atmosphere and spoke first.The tone is the gentle treatment that Deadpool has never enjoyed: "It's really quite conspicuous."

"..." Wade almost cried 'Wow'.

However, after this harrowing blow, Deadpool used his exaggerated healing abilities to bounce back.He raised his head and sang that a real man is not afraid of walking a bird in the wind and rain. This little pain is nothing. After being honest for a while, he began to adapt well to show Joyce his pink underwear in all directions, and sincerely suggested that the other party can also match him. A couple's set, the forehead of the ex-killer twitched when he saw it.

What the hell is your face made of?

After deliberating for a long time whether to slap him with a metal slap, Joyce alternately expressed the meanings of "Can you shut up" and "Say more so that I can make up my mind to beat you up", and his expression was random. Watching the other party's nagging become more and more ferocious, the show was about to explode on the spot, but was interrupted by a burst of footsteps from far to near before the complete explosion.

"Boom-"

The sound of something hitting the wall arrived first, followed by a somewhat rapid but not flustered breath.And the speed of the man was so fast that Joyce just realized that he was running towards them, and the other party was close enough to almost face to face.

No one expected such a scene to happen, and the three of them were shocked.

"Fuck me?!"

Deadpool, who was standing in front of Joyce, collided with the person first.However, he didn't even pull out the knife, he felt himself being lifted into the air by the back of his neck, just like what his roommate used to do before, and he was thrown out so easily!

Deadpool's horrified howl was thrown far away in an instant, and disappeared from Joyce's sight together with the bright pink in the darkness.And now he didn't have the energy to pay attention to his roommate anymore, a howling sound that sounded terrible came straight to the head of the former killer, with such a force that it almost hit him in the blink of an eye.

...fuck me! !

Instinct reacted faster than the brain, barely reaching out his right hand to block the incoming attack before it fell on his face.Joyce constricted his pupils violently in the darkness, and when he realized that his metal hand was clenched with an equally hard and heavy fist, he couldn't help but widen his eyes.

this person……

And probably because he didn't expect Joyce to block his attack with bare hands, the people who came from the darkness were obviously shocked.He forcibly pulled out his arm from Joyce's grip. He seemed to take out something from his waist. It looked like a knife, and he slashed at his face again, and he swung it neatly and aggressively. It wasn't that Joyce hid quickly, half of his head and hair had to be cut off at the same time.

'Peng——'

Another deafening crash of metal on metal.

In just a few seconds, the two of them went through several ultimate moves just like this, but they were evenly matched, and neither of them got any benefit from the other.Moreover, Joyce could see clearly that in the surrounding darkness that could almost drown a person, a silvery reflection occasionally flashed under the left sleeve of that person, with a metallic coldness and sharpness, like The extremely low cold current from Siberia, just looking at it like this, seems to be able to frostbite a person from head to toe.

Fuck fuck fuck it! ! !

In just one distraction, Joyce was finally shocked by another powerful punch on the face.

What a guy! !

Why did this guy run to this ghostly place where birds don't lay eggs? ! !

He looked at the man in disbelief, and the man's movements gradually slowed down, and he looked back with the same surprise.There was an inexplicable sense of horror and confusion between the two, and the murderous aura was somewhat weaker.But before any of them opened their mouths, another burst of noisy footsteps came from not far away, mixed with the crisp sound of guns being loaded. The difference was that this time there was definitely more than one person.

"Hurry up, he's over there!!"

"Don't lose it!!"

The shouts of the Hydra agents intertwined one after another, and Deadpool, who was thrown far away, also ran back at this time, shouting his name and rushing this way, successfully attracting the attention of the high paws.In this chaos, the man gave Joyce a complicated look, retracted the knife without saying anything, knocked the opponent away and continued to run forward.The speed was still as fast as a rabbit becoming a spirit, whizzing past him, and the wind that carried it instantly blurred the face of the unprepared former killer.

There is no doubt that this is the one who was just discovered by Hydra outside the laboratory.

And after detouring a few paths with the pursuers, he happened to crash into the one chosen by Joyce and Deadpool.

... How bad is this luck to be so unlucky.

With serious eyes, Joyce looked expressionlessly at the almost invisible figure in front of him.Then he grabbed the roommate who was rushing forward with his teeth and claws, and ran out without hesitation under the bullets swept by Agent Heypaw.

only--

"Do you ever feel as though they've been following us, Harney?"

He rushed left and right through a corridor, and accidentally parted ways with Rabbit Jing at the corner.Deadpool looked at the Hydras who were supposed to chase another person, but now they were still yelling behind them, and their expression gradually became bewildered:

"Aren't we more conspicuous? Easier to catch up to? And why are they always hitting my [beep--]!"

...Isn't that inevitable?

He glanced at the figure of Deadpool jumping up and down, and the beautiful pink color behind his butt was like a bright light that attracted everyone in the dark.Joyce turned his head helplessly, not wanting to answer any of Wade's questions.

He really wanted to throw him right here.

Really.