[Zhongyingmei] Who is my father?

I'm dying.

For a few seconds, Tony really felt that in his heart.If he had a choice, he swore that he would go back to half a minute ago and kill the self who couldn't help being so cheap.What is the spirit of dedication to science? He has been engaged in black technology for so long, and he has never had such a thing. Can he still expect a killer who has been scalping other people's scalps for the first half of his life to suddenly come to his senses, and don't just strangle him to death?

But unfortunately, Joyce's raised metal finger was so funny that the president's father really had a hard time controlling his expression, so that the whole face was twitching unconsciously, expressing 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry' in rotation And the meaning of 'this fucking makes dad laugh to death'.

Joyce didn't know why he hadn't killed him now.

"Okay, okay, I'll take care of fixing it. It'll be fixed, okay?" It took a moment to find his voice.Seeing that the other party was really thinking about pulling out the gun, Tony finally put it away as soon as he saw it, and put his hands in front of him to appease the ex-killer's emotions: "You come back to the Avengers Building with me now, I guarantee it will be as good as new in no time, Maybe the performance could be even better.”

"No." And Joyce looked at him like an idiot: "Are you going to find out how many superheroes and 'decent people' are after me?"

"Nobody else will be notified on Friday."

"You have no idea how many Atlantic Oceans the people watching your building can fill."

"Then let's go in from the balcony and make sure no one sees it."

"I reject."

Deadpool once commented that Joyce's insistence on himself was like a bull, so stubborn that ten people could not be pulled back, and now Tony also deeply understood.After persuasion for a full 10 minutes, which was mixed with assurances about the security effect of the building but still to no avail, Tony put his hands on his hips and glared at the overly vigilant ex-killer in front of him. I am lucky to be alive, but I still feel sad for the Avengers who are completely disgusted.

"Then what should I do, you can't just go out like this." He raised his chin with his straight fingers, and the corner of the president's father couldn't help twisting his mouth again: "American fucking language Captain will come from the street. took you away."

"You can fix it here." Joyce insisted: "Either restore it to its original state, or die, you choose one."

...does he still have a choice?

After thinking about it for a few seconds, if he ran away now, how likely was it that he would not be killed by Joyce.Tony turned his head to look at the armor standing obediently and quietly by the window, and the cat Alice squatting on the armor's head, scratching and sharpening its claws, and once again felt the hostility from this apartment to him from head to toe.

"Ok."

Sad and listless, he rummaged through Joyce's workbench, unexpectedly finding that he had quite a complete collection of tools.Tony picked for a while, selected several models that might be used, then motioned for the other party to sit on the sofa, and walked slowly over by himself.

He first squatted down and looked carefully at the part of the metal arm that had been electrocuted, then opened the leaf and poked it.It was quickly judged that this was a short-circuit caused by interference pulses at a certain bundle of the upper arm. It took only 10 minutes to solve the small problem. I didn't need to be dragged out of my intestines by the evil killer and ripped into eight pieces, so I finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"I can also replace the calibrator for you, this one is too old now."

With a screwdriver that is more suitable for fine work in his hand, Tony sat down beside Joyce while talking.But before he touched the cushion, he felt that the touch was very wrong.After touching it, he pulled a rainbow pony out from under his ass with a look of horror.

"What is this?" He widened his eyes: "You still have such a childlike innocence?"

Attention was all on his arm just now.Suddenly being asked such a question, Joyce raised his head suspiciously, but when his eyes fell on the puppet, his unattractive face turned even worse.

"This is Wade's." Somehow, the ex-assassin was haggard: "He often holds this thing."

"What are you doing? Sleeping?" The CEO's father added another word.

And Joyce looked at him even more bleakly: "Release the pressure."

"what?"

"Commonly known as [] aircraft."

Tony: "..."

fuck. yours.

At the end of the day, threatened with his life and tainted with his spirit, Iron Man repaired Joyce's arm and left the apartment with dying rage.Before leaving, he swore to God that he would never set foot in this ghostly place again, but within three days, he voluntarily threw this sentence behind him.

Basically, when Tony shows up outside Joyce's window, it usually means he's pissed off everyone in Avengers Tower who's willing to listen to him.Sometimes he could condescend and go to sleep for a while after that, but sometimes he couldn't, and Joyce would suffer the next thing in the middle of the night when a bearded and hyperactive Iron Man came to wreak havoc on both his ears and his distance. It is far inferior to the workbench in Fulian Building.

This is a very challenging state of affairs.

Perhaps mortals have their own stupid ways, but the loneliness of geniuses is always similar.After rejecting the other party three times with bullet ugly, Joyce finally reluctantly compromised and began to get used to the president's father who came outside the window uninvited at every magical moment.After all, this person is his new landlord, and it is rare to have a common language in black technology, so it is not troublesome to communicate.What's more, he is currently making a device that can reverse-trace the source of communication signals, and Tony has given him a lot of inspiration. As long as he doesn't visit suddenly at three o'clock in the middle of the night, he actually has no objections.

And soon, when the president's father graciously expressed that the rent could be free of water and electricity bills, Joyce even abandoned this bottom line.

In this friendship belonging to mechanical enthusiasts, everyone is actually quite satisfied.Tony found a kindred spirit, Joyce found half of the benefactor, and everyone in the Avengers was cleansed, but the only one who was very unhappy was Deadpool.After another phase of debauchery, returning to his apartment only to find his space occupied, he put up a "No Stark and Cats Allowed" sign outside his window in a rage and attempted to convince Joyce They both had the same hatred as him, but the two of them had no time to pay attention to him for the time being. Even the cat Alice gave Wade a look of contempt, and continued to go back and forth between her house and the opposite door openly, squatting on the dining table and slapping her tail.

"Haney doesn't love me anymore, he wasn't like this before."

The rainbow pony who was holding him spoke in frustration, and Deadpool lay on the dining table, complaining aggrievedly and angrily: "Is he going to run away with that wild man?"

Thinking it was an obvious question, Alice answered him boredly with a row of fangs:

"Meow."

Oh man.

So, after seeking comfort unsuccessfully, Deadpool continued to seek bad luck for others with a full of emptiness.The makeshift team of inventors worked day and night on their new devices.Joyce never said what he needed the machine for, and Tony didn't ask, but he guessed it might have something to do with Number Three's communicator he brought back from the cruise ship.After all, everyone has their own secrets, and it's not a polite move to get to the bottom of it. Generally speaking, Tony is quite satisfied with his head, and he doesn't want to piss off Joyce one day and let the other party put a bullet in his head. The size of the hole.

It's just that Joyce's secrets are always related to Hydra.Thinking of the two Hydras who were unusual agents on the cruise ship, and the tip of the iceberg about the "Z Plan" he once confided, Tony still feels faintly worried.

"So, you know I'm always there if you need help."

On the day when the final debugging of the equipment was completed, before leaving, the president's father glanced at the former killer who had confirmed the positioning signal and was deep in thought, and said so with a very serious expression.

"Ok, I know."

I was wondering why the location of the Hydra base was so familiar.Hearing Tony speak suddenly, Joyce came back to his senses and nodded to him.

The cool breeze blowing in through the open windows in the middle of the night was refreshing.A little tired from staying up late for several consecutive days, the former killer put down the communicator, picked up the coat on the sofa, and habitually hid a few guns on his body.

And looking at his posture, he knew that he was going to set off.Tony looked at the other person's dark circles, thought for a while, and still felt uneasy, turned his head and said slowly:

"I'm not going to ask where you're going, but I'm going to keep this apartment here until you come back. It's yours forever."

what?

Startled by his sudden serious tone, Joyce subconsciously said, "I will definitely be back."

Tony nodded, and flew away from the window in his battle armor. His back quickly disappeared into the night, still looking worried.It's like an old father who wants to watch his stupid son go to the battlefield.

Joyce waved his hand in bewilderment.

And 5 minutes later, when he was standing in the convenience store downstairs, his mind was finally blown awake, and he finally felt that there seemed to be something wrong with this conversation.

——What kind of hatred is this?

Why, I just came down to buy a coffee, and you want to set up this flag that sounds like it's dying? !

The author has something to say:

Deadpool: I'd give all my little ponies to keep Stark away from Joyce.

Tony: Here is a hundred thousand, take your horse away from me.