[Zhongyingmei] Who is my father?

Tonight on this cruise ship, Tony had swore several times that when he got his armor back, he was going to punch a hole in Joyce's head.And now, he's back in the AI's favor and still wants to blow his head off, but sadly finds he can't.

"When I rarely want to care about you, can you show a little normal emotion?"

No. 11 glaring at the former killer of Hydra in the iron cover, the president's father felt that he was full of anxiety and worried about whether this guy was dead, and his sincerity almost fed the dog: "We just want this kind of time, Standing next to this fucking corpse talking about tacky stuff like money?"

"That's because you don't understand the pain of the poor." Leaning over to pick up the SR-2 that fell on the platform on the [-]rd, Joyce put on his most sincere and bleak expression: "If I can't pay the rent, the landlord Will tear me to pieces and dump me in the Atlantic Ocean to feed the fish."

"Then is my salary so low that you can't even pay the rent?" The president's father felt that his dignity as a local tyrant was being questioned: "I will give you another 1 yuan, and I will treat you as the one I bought." Malicious speculation, let you be overwhelmed by my generosity and heroism, please shut up."

"Thirty thousand, not including persuading Wade." Joyce held out his finger.

"Fifty thousand, a full set." Tony gritted his teeth.

The former killer pointed to his shoulder which was still bandaged, with a reluctant expression on his face: "Qiwan, I got hurt because of you."

"One hundred thousand, end this topic!!" Iron Man roared.

"Deal." Joyce nodded immediately, so quickly that it was too late for him to repent: "You can take your dignity away from me."

"……Hold."

It's hard to tell whether Tony was shocked by the other's wit or shamelessness in the end.Choked for a while without speaking, he stood where he was, thinking about how much effort it would take to throw the other party into the sea.It wasn't until the evening wind brought the vague gunshots on the deck again that the two who had stared at each other for a long time remembered that one of them seemed to be smashing to death with a nest of high claws more than ten meters above their heads. With the fire coverage of the three special forces, it is estimated that they have been almost beaten and need support urgently.

Guilt for a few seconds for the Deadpool he had forgotten, Tony closed his mask and reached out to Joyce, who also didn't seem to remember: "Shall we go up?"

The ex-killer is okay with that.

Compared with Joyce's extreme rappelling when he descended to the bottom, Iron Man's armor is obviously safer, more comfortable, and more flexible.Holding the weapon and being hugged by the CEO's father, Joyce adjusted his angle and shot the deck inhumanely as they passed by at low altitude.And Tony finally got rid of the dragging fear again, the palm cannon and the shoulder missile were fired together, blowing up the Hipaw agents to cry.Soon, the Hydra that could still stand on the deck decreased at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Did you see where Feisal is?" Joyce threw down the empty magazine and reluctantly opened his mouth to Tony.

"What are you talking about?" Across the battle armor, and the communication is not on the same channel, the CEO's father should not have heard the man's question clearly: "Translate for me on Friday."

"This gentleman asked you, have you noticed Faisal Rapsin's location?" AI replied obediently.

"I've seen it before, but I don't know if he's still there. There are too many Hydras here." Only then did he realize that his ultimate goal was to grab the chip. Tony looked around and pointed to the right path. The door of the inner cabin ahead: "This is it."

"It's a little troublesome."

Looking at the Hydra agents blocking the door, Joyce pouted: "If you want to catch him, you must first clean up the outside."

Someone on the deck had already noticed their arrival, and was raising their guns to shoot at the two of them in mid-air, hitting a series of sparks on the battle armor.Tony turned slightly sideways, and used his battle armor to cover Joyce from a different angle, so as to prevent the opponent from getting bullets when he couldn't dodge on his own.

"I think it's quite simple." His tone didn't sound too distressed: "I'll just go down and start a round of fire."

"That's so embarrassing." Joyce touched his pocket: "It's not in line with my professional ethics to let the employer do it himself."

"...then you go!"

Mentioning this made me feel like a fucking dog. Tony glared at the other party through the battle armor, completely oblivious to Friday's silently tuning their channels to the same one, and refused to participate in this topic.

"Of course I will."

Pretend that you didn't hear the clenched teeth of the president's father.Adhering to the principle of providing perfect service since the employer has added money, Joyce obediently took out all his remaining nanobombs, knocked on the battle armor, and signaled Tony to fly higher.

Then, he threw it down at the place with the most people in one breath.

Goodbye you.

The flames that exploded on the deck almost turned the entire cruise ship red, and the air waves raised almost failed to engulf the two people in mid-air.Manipulating the armor to wobble and stop in mid-air, Tony stared blankly at the masterpiece of the former killer genius below. After a long silence, he finally found his voice.

"Your companion should be down there too?"

I wondered if this person was stimulated in a place I didn't see, and why he suddenly became so vicious.The president's father stammered: "How much do you hate him, and you even want to blow him up to death?"

"If he could die, I would have buried him already." Joyce replied indifferently.

And as if to confirm his words, in the flames of the explosion, Deadpool rolled out of the gunpowder with bullet holes all over his body.There was still a saber stuck in his chest, bleeding out while running, but he himself didn't seem to care about it, instead he looked up in the direction of Iron Man in mid-air, pointing at the two and roaring heart-piercingly.

"It's fine if you don't take me down for a threesome, but when you come back, you'll live in a two-person world behind my back!"

On the silent deck after the explosion, Deadpool's voice was almost deafening.Like a knife, it went straight from the channel of the three to Tianling Gai, which shocked the CEO's father and almost threw Joyce in his arms:

"Say clearly! What did you all do? How long did you do it? What posture did you use?!"

Tony: "..."

Joyce: "..."

"Go down and explain to him." I just felt that I had taken a big blame for no reason, Iron Man finally couldn't bear the slander of his chastity, and his tone was very sad: "My taste is not so bad."

"It just so happens that my aesthetics are not so pitiful." Joyce looked back calmly: "Especially in terms of height."

"..."

There was a deathly silence in the air.The president's father and Hydra's former killer glared at each other through their visors. After making sure that no one was joking and really felt so sincerely, they glared at the same time.

"I now believe you have bad enough taste," said Joyce pityingly.

"Thank you, and you too." After speaking, Tony didn't wait for him to react, and let go of him and threw him down neatly.

Falling straight down from a height of more than ten meters, Joyce was stunned.And watching him being thrown down by Iron Man, Deadpool, who was finally able to get his big baby back, rushed over cheering, not afraid of the risk of being paralyzed by a metal arm weighing dozens of kilograms, and used himself as a support for the other party. Spectrum meat pads.

Then--

"...Haney, it's time for you to lose weight."

Being smashed directly into the deck, Wade was embedded in the human-shaped crater on the ground, with the dazed roommate on his body, and almost vomited out his intestines and stomach together.

"I'm not heavy."

After blinking, he realized that he was ruthlessly abandoned by Iron Man.Joyce watched Tony stop on the spot for a while, and after nothing happened, he flew towards the hatch where the arms dealer was, anxious to find his chip, and sighed slowly towards the dark night sky above his head.

"I mean, you can find some other material to make your Hercules lighter."

With lingering fear, he touched his ribs that had been dented by the bump.Deadpool slumped on the ground for a while, regained his energy, and began to grab Joyce to claim credit excitedly.

"Look at me, am I amazing, holding these octopuses for so long." Pointing to the surrounding hydra, many of them have the long knife on his back, Wade is triumphant The voice came from under the hood: "Quickly evaluate, how am I doing?"

"Do you want to hear the truth or lies?" Joyce was still lazily counting the stars.

"Listen." Wade replied, "Tell lies first."

"Not very good." After thinking for a while, the former killer said sincerely.

"Hey." It was the first time that he was not rejected by his roommate, Deadpool almost wanted to hug him and kiss him, intending to listen to the other party's compliment again: "What about the truth?"

Joyce just glanced at him: "It's really not good."

Wade: "...fuck."

The author has something to say:

Tony: Be a man and stay on the line.

Deadpool: See you in the future.

Joyce: Not a single one could hit.