Back to 70s and become a local tyrant

When Zhou Yu closed the door, he was both annoyed and eager to shake Lu Yunzhou's face. He ran into the shower room and poured a bucket of cold water to wipe it carelessly, and then came out. He sighed softly and went back to the room with a grunt in satisfaction, and then he didn't want to understand the meaning of Lu Yunzhou's disaster for a long time, and finally he was too sleepy, and fell asleep with his arms stretched across the blanket.

Early the next morning, Zhou Yu went to the county town without eating any food. He didn't expect to meet Li Lulu who was older than him at the entrance of the village.

Li Lulu is not tall, thin, and her complexion is sallow and sallow because of not eating good things all the year round. The only thing that looks better is her pair of eyes, but at this moment she blinked at Zhou Yu like a convulsion.Zhou Yu couldn't see it, he felt hot eyes, but Li Lulu felt good about herself, so she opened her hands and stopped in front of him.

"What's the matter?" Zhou Yu raised his eyebrows.

Li Lulu blushed, but love gave her courage, "I like you, I want to marry you to warm the bed and give birth to you." Then she bravely rushed towards Zhou Yu.

Zhou Yu felt bad when she rushed over, and quickly retreated to the side. Li Lulu lost her balance and fell to the ground. Seeing Zhou Yu, she burst into tears.

"Go back and take a pee to take care of your own virtues. I don't care if you warm my bed and wash my feet." Zhou Yu never keeps his words. Walk.

However, Li Lulu vowed not to give up, and even hugged Zhou Yu's leg, "Fifth brother, I really like you and want to marry you."

Zhou Yu was about to spit out the dinner overnight, but Li Lulu reminded him of that Zhao Wenfang, why did he attract some strange people to like him? Is it because he looks too good at Taichi or too much of the best in this world.

"Fifth brother..." Li Lulu's voice was pitiful, helped him to get up by his legs, took Zhou Yu's hand and put it on her chest, "Fifth brother, give me a chance, okay?"

Zhou Yu felt a chill, and threw him out, "It's really shameless."

If it weren't for the fact that there are no men in this world to report hooligans, he would have to make this shameless little hoof feel bad.

Li Lulu fell to the ground again and burst into tears, "Fifth Brother...".

Zhou Yu didn't even want to look at her, "If you like men so much, you can just write a sign and hang it at the door to open the door to pick up customers. I guarantee that there will be no shortage of men every night." unlucky.

Zhou Yu's harsh words echoed in Li Lulu's ears, and she couldn't come to her senses. Why was it different from what her mother said?

Her mother said that all men have the same virtue. When they see a woman, they can't pull their legs, and when they see a woman, they want to drill their pants.Crotch, why did Zhou Yu look disgusted before his hands even touched her breasts?She lowered her head and looked at her breasts which already had a small curvature. They were not too small. Don't men like them? Why didn't Zhou Yu like them?

Of course, no matter how hard she thought about it, she would never have thought that Zhou Yu liked men's hard chests rather than women's soft and soft breasts. Zhou Yu felt that he was guilty of peach blossoms, but they were all stinky peach blossoms.When I arrived at the county seat, I went back to Zhou Xiaohua, took the bath ticket, and went straight to the bathhouse to take a bath.

There were not many people in the bathhouse, and it happened that Qian Xuejin and Liang Hongjun were taking a bath. Qian Xuejin said to Liang Hongjun, "Brother Liang, why did it spread that Zhou Yu is a dick last time?"

Liang Hongjun glanced between his legs and said, "I don't know." In fact, what he didn't say is that with your mother's big mouth, if she knew it, it would be equivalent to the entire mine.

Qian Xuejin felt inexplicably cold, covered it with his hands, walked up to Zhou Yu and shouted, "Zhou Yu."

Zhou Yu was washing up irritably, when he heard someone calling him, and then he saw a young comrade holding a bird and looking at him, his face full of dissatisfaction.

Unconvinced, Zhou Yu gave him a blank look and continued to wash.

Qian Xuejin was ignored, a little unhappy, and said loudly, "Since you all swear that the motherland will not enter communism and you will not get married, don't entangle Han Meimei endlessly."

Zhou Yu gave him an idiot look and sneered.

Qian Xuejin blushed slightly, "Han Meimei is a good comrade, you are not good enough for her."

"Well, I'm not good enough for her," Zhou Yu nodded in agreement, "You are the only one who is good enough for him." He glanced at the place where he was covering his hands, "The bird is so small that even people have the courage to say that , who gave you the courage."

"You, you, you!" Qian Xuejin didn't expect Zhou Yu to be so shameless, and immediately pointed at his nose and cursed, "Aren't you just a big dick, what's the big deal."

Zhou Yu felt that he had seen enough strange things today, so he said immediately, "A big dick is better than a toothpick. If you have the ability, you should grow up." Seeing Qian Xuejin's face change, Zhou Yu smiled evilly, "Diao It's not your fault that you're small, the fault is that dick is so cute when you come out, not to mention, my brother has a good face, you go and fix it, maybe you can save it. I'm afraid it will be embarrassing if you have no face or no dick .”

Saying that, Zhou Yu was in a good mood and rushed to wash off the soapy water on his body, then shook the bird and went out.

Qian Xuejin was extremely ashamed and indignant, screaming in anger.Liang Hongjun came over to comfort him, "Stop yelling, it's not our fault what you look like, there's nothing you can do about it, you can always get a wife."

"Even you said that." Qian Xuejin was hit by [-] points and felt that his life was gloomy.

On the other hand, Zhou Yu, being interrupted by Qian Xuejin, temporarily forgot the nausea brought by Li Lulu, took a shower and went back to sleep soundly.

Early the next morning, Zhou Yu went directly to the transportation company to meet Pang Pang Hai. Pang Pang Hai was very dissatisfied when he learned that he had come yesterday but did not go to his house.Zhou Yu quickly took out a bunch of grapes from his bag and then blocked his mouth.

Grapes, good stuff.Pang Dahai ate his mouth full of grape juice, and fell in admiration for Zhou Yu.

When they arrived at the transportation company, Zhou Yu took out two catties of rice from his bag and gave it to Xu Guocheng, but Xu Guocheng was so excited that he was very patient when explaining it, and then promised to let them get on the car for a try after two days of talking.

Zhou Yu and Pang Pang Hai were very happy. Pang Pang Hai took out the big front door from his father from his trouser pocket and diligently ordered it for Xu Guocheng.

Going back at night, Zhou Yu checked his assets and found that 100 yuan was still far away from buying a truck. He gritted his teeth and got up again in the middle of the night. This time he didn’t sell food, but just bought some fruit from the supermarket, regardless of whether it was grapes or peaches. , Packed two bags and went to the black market.

Grain has always been the best seller on the black market, but now it is not the three-year difficult time, and some coarse grains can fill the stomach, but there are very few fruits.The supply of fruit is limited in big cities, and even fewer are distributed to county towns.

As soon as Zhou Yu put the grapes and peaches outside, it immediately attracted the attention of many people.Grapes cost [-] cents a catty, peaches cost [-] cents a catty, and they were sold out within half an hour.

Counting the money in his hand, Zhou Yu was extremely satisfied. Seeing that it was still early, he ran out again to get a bag of Fuqiang powder and half a bag of rice, which were sold out again.

It was dawn, and Zhou Yu went to the state-run restaurant to eat with satisfaction. As soon as he went in, he saw a familiar figure and planned to leave after giving a fuck.

Lu Yunzhou looked at Zhou Yu and called out, "Zhou Yu, come and eat together."

Zhou Yu looked at the smile on his face and found it extremely dazzling.He wanted to tear open the man's head to see what was inside.

While telling him that it is impossible between a man and a man, at the same time, he provoked him again and again, thinking that he is a bully or has a good temper, and when he is provoked, he thinks of a way to tie him with a rope and force him directly.

Seeing him standing still, Lu Yunzhou stood up and came over, "Can I have dinner first?"

Zhou Yu glanced at him suspiciously, with a bad expression on his face, "Are you going to tell me?"

Lu Yunzhou was startled, and looked away in a panic, "I'll talk about this later, I will definitely say it when the time is right."

"That's nothing to talk about." Zhou Yu turned his face away with a cold smile.

Lu Yunzhou sighed helplessly, "Zhou Yu, don't make trouble, do we have to stand here and talk?"

Zhou Yu glanced at them and saw that many people were looking at them, so he said, "Go out and talk."

Seeing this, Lu Yunzhou was overjoyed, took his breakfast and followed him out.

There is a small park in the county seat, where most of the young people with sex sit there during off-duty hours, but it is morning, and there are not many people in the small park.Zhou Yu found a bench and sat down, then said, "Let's talk."

Lu Yunzhou sat down next to each other, "I will definitely talk about that matter in the future, but I really can't talk about it now, okay? I can only say that I must help their mother and child, but there is no relationship between that woman and me." relationship, that child is not my child."

Zhou Yu gave him a cool look, "Oh, the village tyrant is such a kind person, and he even takes care of other people's wives and children." Although the words were indifferent, he still felt a little sad.

He doesn't believe him.

"Zhou Yu, I have my last resort, so don't force me?" Lu Yunzhou was a little tangled up. Ever since he said it in the county that day, he couldn't tell what it was like to know Zhou Yu's intentions. Some happy.

When the two fell out because of Lin Juan's mother and son, he thought about explaining but couldn't say it.

Zhou Yu was far away from him, and he felt very uncomfortable. He felt that he was terminally ill and hopeless.But he just couldn't help looking for him.

"Did I force you?" Zhou Yu smiled, "What can I do to you if you don't tell me? Anyway, my liking is worthless to you. Are you a straight man of steel? You don't like men. If you don't like me, don't recruit me, can you? Why are you looking for me again and again? Want to tell me that we are good friends?"

"Oh, what a joke." Zhou Yu looked at Lu Yunzhou and said out all the thoughts in his heart, "I have made plans for you since the first time I saw you. I like men. I like him because I want to sleep with him. .I have good friends, but it’s not you. When I provoke you, I just want to fuck you. If you don’t want me to fuck you, stay away from me. Don’t provoke me under the banner of a brother.”

"...Zhou Yu." Lu Yunzhou didn't know what to say.His heart was in a mess, and he couldn't straighten it out for such a long time. Thinking of the frankness he faced with those two people, he felt disgusted and ashamed, but after a few years, he actually...

Zhou Yu raised his hand to stop his words, "Stop talking, I know, you are a straight man, okay, straight man, goodbye, don't let me see you again, or I can't help but take off your pants and fuck you."

After Zhou Yu finished speaking, he plucked and pulled his hair irritably, then ran away with big strides.Lu Yunzhou stood there dumbfounded by Zhou Yu's words.

But what no one knew was that the words echoed in Lu Yunzhou's mind at the moment, "fuck you" and "fuck you".

How to do it?

Ah.

Lu Yunzhou also shook his head twice and left with his uneaten breakfast.

Zhou Yu ran away, so he has to chase him back quickly.