Back to 70s and become a local tyrant

One after another, people in each house got up.Because Zhou Yu slept on the kang in the main room last night, the big guy didn't dare to go over to disturb the little ancestor at home when he got up.

If so, Zhou Yu, the young ancestor of the Zhou family, also woke up.

Zhou Yu lay on the kang blankly, staring at the thatched hut with spider webs on his head, feeling pain in his stomach.

It wasn't that the cotton pants were worn out, but that he actually now had the memory of the original owner in his mind. After receiving the memory of the scumbag original owner, Zhou Yu felt that the immoral things he did earlier were not at all immoral.

At the very least, what he lost was his father's money, and his father's money was too much to spend, and his way of losing money was quite simple: buy, buy, spend.

But compared with the original owner, his prodigal family is too naive. The original owner is 16 years old, and Zhou Xiaohua, who is the second roommate of the Zhou family, is in the first year of high school in the county. Going to high school, and the original owner relied on his mother, the old lady who took off his cotton pants last night, to force his other sons to go to high school.

It’s fine if the original owner studied hard, but this original owner is not a good person. He yells at home and treats himself as an ancestor, and uses the money earned by his mother to do nothing at school. State-run restaurants go to eat meat buns, or they are poor and pretend to treat people to eat braised pork.

I have to say that Zhou Yu already knew that he wore it until 1974, and at that time, eating meat in the city had to rely on food stamps.Originally, he mainly ate meat buns and wanted to invite others to eat braised pork, so he had to force his mother to take care of Zhou Weifang, the second child, to ask for meat tickets.Zhou Weifang and his wife work as workers in the coal mine in the county, and they get four taels of meat tickets every month. Because of Mrs. Zhou, they forced their children to give the meat tickets to Granny Zhou.

Mrs. Zhou loved her old son so much that the meat ticket ended up in the pocket of the original owner.When I was eating meat buns, I couldn't think of my nephew Zhou Xiaohua in the same class, but when I was doing my homework, I remembered that he was Zhou Xiaohua's uncle.

He only said that the original owner didn't learn well, and because of his good looks, he still hooked up with girls in the city, and faintly wanted to eat soft food.On the day he wore it, the original owner ate and drank wine at a state-run restaurant with a few cronies. On the way back, he staggered and fell into a stinky ditch for some reason.

So the original owner was choked to death by the smelly mud of the smelly ditch.

So he, the poor and honest boy, the rich second generation, came through.

Zhou Yu buried his head in the quilt and wept. He didn't want to time travel at all. His father's money hadn't been spent yet.

Who did he provoke?

"Fifth, wake up soon, Mom has boiled two eggs for you." Granny Zhou glanced outside with all her eyes and happily stuffed the eggs into Zhou Yu's bed.

Zhou Yu couldn't care less about emotion, he hurriedly moved aside wrapped in a quilt, "Mom, Mom, give it to me when I get up." This old lady is too enthusiastic, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mrs. Zhou gave him an expression that I still don't understand you, she kept moving, and directly stuffed the egg into his bed, "If you don't think about it, eat the egg and get up again."

Zhou Yu grinned and stretched out his hand to cover the eggs, but he couldn't do without wearing long johns, the two eggs could be scalded.

Under the watchful eyes of Mrs. Zhou, Zhou Yu huddled under the blanket and ate his first meal after time travel: two eggs.

Not to mention that the eggs at this time are really delicious, pure natural and pollution-free.

It would have been better if there were no old ladies standing by and watching.

Zhou Yu was uncomfortable being looked at by her, took the egg and stretched out his hand, "Mom, you eat too."

The old lady Zhou took it excitedly, took a bite and handed it back, "Mother's good son is filial piety, and the four sons belong to my heart, and the most filial piety."

Zhou Yu held the egg bitten by the old lady: ...

"Mom, eat it soon, I don't have one more." Zhou Yu was afraid of being pushed back again, so he hurriedly added, "I won't eat it if you don't."

Granny Zhou was moved to tears, so she quickly took it and ate it.

Look, those black-hearted people complained that she loves Lao Wu, why does she love Lao Wu alone? Isn't Lao Wu filial?

Look, the fifth child gave her eggs to eat, those black-hearted ones didn't say to give her eggs to eat.

Listening to the movement in the house, those heartless people in the yard wanted to cover their ears and pretend to be deaf.

To make them filial, they must have eggs anyway.

The eggs laid by the two old hens are in the hands of the old lady, so what kind of filial piety do they take?

Zhou Yu, who ate the eggs beautifully, finally gained strength. He sat up and put on his cotton jacket and was about to put on cotton trousers, only to realize that he was naked underneath.

Zhou Yu bit the bullet and said to Mrs. Zhou, "Mom, where are my pants?"

Mrs. Zhou was taking sorghum noodles from the cabinet, so she got up and went to the cabinet to find his underpants.

"Here, your pants." Mrs. Zhou threw a rag over her pocket, and Zhou Yu shook it open: Hey, the pants with a good personality are still beggar's pants.

There's a hole in the butt and a hole in the front and it's patched.

Filled with disgust, Zhou Yu stuffed his underpants under the quilt to keep warm, then raised his head and asked, "Mom, where are my long johns?"

The old lady Zhou sighed, "It's all my mother's fault, I didn't even make long johns for you." She turned her head and said, "When your second brother comes back next time, mom will ask him to save the cloth ticket to make long johns for you. "

Zhou Yu: ...he can't even afford long johns.

so poor!

The underpants were too torn and Zhou Yu couldn't bear to wear them. In the end, Zhou Yu had no choice but to put on cotton trousers and go out naked. The Zhou family outside saw their ancestors getting up, and then entered the main room one after another. Zhao Haiyan and his wife were in the kitchen. Tian Fengying stood at the door and watched Zhou Yu coming out, and said with a smile, "Fifth Brother, he's all right now. What happened last night, but I scared Mom a lot."

With Tian Fengying's reminder, Zhou Yu finally recalled what happened after falling into the stinky ditch in his head.

It was vaguely a tall and handsome man who raped him, vaguely it was that handsome man who carried him back.

Then when he woke up, it was time for Mrs. Zhou to take off his cotton pants.

Who is that handsome guy?Where did it go?

But Tian Fengying and Zhou Yu, who had a malicious smile all over their face, chose to ignore it.

Seeing that Zhou Yu didn't say a word, Tian Fengying felt bored, and walked into the kitchen too. If Mrs. Zhou saw her being lazy, she would have to scold her again.

Zhou Yu frowned and followed the original owner's memory to the toilet in the backyard.

Fortunately, the smell of the winter is not so strong, but this toilet is too simple, just piled up two slightly flat stones, and there is a hot stench in the pit, obviously someone has just come to the toilet.

Seeing such a situation, Zhou Yu couldn't pull himself out, so he stood at the foot of the wall by a pile of ashes, took off his pants, and peed, and when he finished peeing, he looked down and his face turned dark.

The black cotton shoes were splashed with stars.

Zhou Yu was quite disgusted, but it's a pity that the original owner only had such a pair of cotton shoes. You must know that the shoes of the Zhou family's children still have their toes exposed, so he would be fine wearing some.

Coming out of the latrine, he stood by the vegetable field and stomped his feet, then turned around and went to the well. Zhou Xiaofeng, who was washing the vegetables, quickly fetched water, poured it into the washbasin, and said to Zhou Yu with a flattering smile, "Uncle, wash your face. It's hot."

Zhou Yu thanked him, squatted down and washed his face, but Zhou Xiaofeng was so shocked by his thanks that he almost dropped the vegetables into the well.

Tian Fengying shouted in the kitchen: "Xiaofeng, what are you doing, hurry up."

Zhou Xiaofeng responded and hurried away.

Zhou Yu washed his face and went into the house to find the original owner's toothbrush. Looking at the toothbrush, Zhou Yu was so sick, he rinsed his mouth with salt and went into the house without brushing his teeth.

Mrs. Zhou was rummaging through the cabinet, and Zhou Xiaodie from the third room was arranging the bowls and chopsticks.

Zhou Yu sat on the edge of the kang and searched for information about this family. After a search, he found out that the Zhou family is really a big family.

Looking at the short Mrs. Zhou, Zhou Yu clicked his tongue, she is really powerful.

Although Mrs. Zhou was small, she gave birth to five sons. Although the fourth child died of starvation earlier, there were still four sons left, and the sons gave birth to sons. The whole Zhou family was prosperous, and because of this, Mrs. Zhou The village is full of confidence, and no one dares to challenge her. Zhou's family is one thing, and more importantly, Mrs. Zhou is awesome.

The eldest son, Zhou Weidong, married his wife Tian Fengying and gave birth to two sons and two daughters. The eldest son, Zhou Xiaojun, is seventeen this year.The youngest son, Zhou Xiaoqiang, is five years old this year. He is a bully in the big house, but a fart in the eyes of Mrs. Zhou.The eldest daughter, Zhou Xiaofeng, was fifteen this year, the girl who fetched water for him just now, and the second daughter, Zhou Xiaolan, was thirteen this year, honest and dull, with no sense of presence at home.

The second child, Zhou Weifang, married his wife Qian Wenjuan. The two worked as workers in the county mine and had two sons and two daughters. The eldest son Zhou Xiaohua and the eldest daughter Zhou Xiaoyun were twins. This year, Zhou Xiaohua and Zhou Yu are in the same class in high school One day, Zhou Xiaoyun worked as a temporary worker in the county mine.The second son, Zhou Xiaoxing, is eight years old and has just entered the first grade. The youngest daughter, Zhou Xiaoduo, is three years old.

The third child, Zhou Weihong, married his wife Zhao Haiyan. They farmed at home and gave birth to two daughters. The eldest daughter, Zhou Xiaodie, is 16 years old, and the second daughter, Zhou Xiaoju, is seven years old.

Old Zhou Weiguo starved to death in the early years.

The old son, Zhou Yu, was also the original owner. He was sixteen this year and was about the same age as his nephew Zhou Xiaojun. At that time, he and Zhou Xiaojun failed the junior high school entrance examination. Mrs. Zhou went to the captain's house to cry, make trouble, and hung herself through the back door to enter junior high school.After graduating from junior high school, I was lucky enough to go to high school, and now I am in the first year of high school.Every day, I either hook up with little girls in the city, or I get food stamps every month to pretend to be rich and invite my friends to eat in state-run restaurants.

Zhou Yu smashed his mouth, thinking that the original owner is really not a thing.

Although he accepted the fact that the original owner was scum last night, now that he thinks about what the original owner did, he feels that the original owner is nothing.

When Mrs. Zhou saw him smacking his mouth, she thought he was hungry, so she yelled at the stove, "Is the meal ready? You're dead! Make a breakfast." What should her precious son do when he is hungry? .

Zhou Yu was startled by her voice, and almost fell off the kang, "Mom, I'm not hungry yet."

Granny Zhou immediately put on a smiling expression, "You have to hurry up, otherwise everyone will be lazy."

Zhou Yu smiled awkwardly. Apart from him, no one in this family is lazier than him, and you got used to it yourself.

But obviously this cannot be said in front of Mrs. Zhou, because in her eyes, her old son is the best child, no one can compare to him.

Tian Fengying and Zhao Haiyan brought a large bowl of porridge into the house, and Zhou Xiaodie came in with a half-basket of cornmeal pancakes.

Then the men of the Zhou family went to one table, and the women went to another table.A plate of pickles is placed in the middle of each table.Mrs. Zhou took a big spoon to divide the porridge one by one. The men scooped the bottom of the basin, the women scooped the top, and the rest was given to the children. Even for the children, there were more boys, and the sparse ones of the girls could be seen in the mirror.

After distributing the porridge, Mrs. Zhou picked up pancakes and distributed them, one for each man, half for women, and one pancake for four children under the age of 15.

Of course, except Zhou Yu's.

Zhou Yu's is not only a big bowl of thick porridge, but even the biggest pancakes.

The whole family quietly ate porridge and pancakes with pickles. Zhou Yu looked at the yellow and orange pancakes and took a bite, then pulled his throat.

But seeing how delicious the food was, Zhou Yu couldn't spit it out, so he barely ate half of it.

Zhou Xiaoju'er finished eating a small piece of pancake in her hand and stared at the baba in Zhou Yu's hand.Zhou Yu broke off a piece and stuffed it for her, "Here, eat."

Unexpectedly, Zhou Xiaoju was taken aback, and looked at Uncle Wu who had never been hairless in shock.

Seeing Zhou Xiaoju's shocked look, Zhou Yu was very embarrassed. Mrs. Zhou knocked Zhou Xiaoju with her chopsticks, and said fiercely, "Your fifth uncle is kind enough to tell you a little bit about your expression."

Zhou Xiaoju pursed her lips in grievance, then raised her head and grinned at Zhou Yu, and said loudly, "Thank you, Uncle Wu."

Zhou Yu: You can be the actress now.