Back to 70s and become a local tyrant

Tian Fengying looked at Mrs. Zhou aggrieved, "Mom, why are you beating me?"

"It was you who hit me." Mrs. Zhou looked at Tian Fengying as if her eyes were poisoned. She was really blind, why did she fall in love with Tian Fengying and marry her back to the boss, but now it seems that the two are also considered teapot match Cha Gai has one virtue, one and a half of Dafang's four children are raised badly, anyway, Zhou Xiaojun is quite successful, and Zhou Xiaolan is honest, but she is too honest, because she was forced by Tian Fengying, like a maid.

And Zhou Xiaofeng has simply got the essence of her parents. Wherever she is bad, she is much worse than her parents. The little Zhou Xiaoqiang is also spoiled by Tian Fengying. She is a bear outside and a big dragon at home. Virtue, so I don’t know what kind of virtue it will be when I grow up.

Tian Fengying is very patriarchal, and Mrs. Zhou naturally knows, but on the one hand, it is not her daughter who is less important, but her grandson, so she just turned a blind eye.Anyway, she only loves her son, and everyone else is just floating clouds. "The good girls you have raised, go back and teach yourself, don't put on an act like me, it will be annoying to see you." Mrs. Zhou waved her hand, "Go away, get out of here, don't be an eyesore in front of my old lady."

Although Tian Fengying was aggrieved, she did not dare to disobey. She dragged Zhou Xiaoqiang and Zhou Xiaofeng away.

Zhou Weidong's face turned red, and he said, "Mom, fifth child is really..."

He wanted to file a lawsuit, but he didn't expect that before he could finish his sentence, he would be hit by something on the forehead, and then he saw a ladle fall to the ground. Mrs. Zhou pointed at his nose and cursed, "They all You made your mother dizzy and you returned to the folks in the village. You pretended to be your mother and didn't hear anything. Does the fifth child have to get your permission to be my boss? You're a fart, Zhou Weidong, get out of here quickly, or my mother I can't help but not hit you."

Being scolded and beaten in front of the juniors, Zhou Weidong felt extremely ashamed, but after so many years, he was used to being under the power of his mother, Zhou Weidong was ashamed, but he kept his mouth shut.

After driving Zhou Weidong and his wife away, Mrs. Zhou finally breathed a sigh of relief, "What crime did I do in my previous life? How did I give birth to such a thing? Even if the fourth child is alive, it is not a thing to be with his elder brother."

Zhou Yu nodded solemnly in agreement, "That's right."

Although the other juniors didn't speak, they also agreed with this statement, but Zhou Xiaojun and Zhou Xiaolan's faces were not very good, they were not angry but flustered.

Zhou Weihong and his wife, who were doing the background, were a little embarrassed. Fortunately, Mrs. Zhou had suffered a serious crime in the past two days, and she didn't have so much energy, so they let them rest earlier.

Even last weekend, plus a day off, they stayed at home for three days and were about to go to the county seat. Zhou Yu was only in the same group as Lu Yunzhou when he was working, but he never saw him again.

On the morning before leaving, several people packed up and saluted before leaving.When I arrived at the entrance of the village, I saw Lu Yunzhou wandering there, and saw Zhou Yu smiling, "Here we come."

The tone is familiar, like a friend who has known each other for a long time and has a good relationship.

Zhou Yu wondered why he took the initiative to wait for him, and hummed suspiciously.

Lu Yunzhou looked at the other people who were staring at him, and chuckled, "I have something to tell you."

Zhou Yu followed him for a distance, and Lu Yunzhou didn't hesitate, asking, "Can fine grains still be obtained?"

Zhou Yu nodded, "Yes, what do you want?"

"Flour and rice." He thought for a while, "Can you get powdered milk?"

Zhou Yu was surprised when he asked about milk powder, but still nodded, "Yes, but there is no sign."

"That's okay." Lu Yunzhou said.

Seeing that Zhou Yu had finished speaking, he hummed, "When do you want it?"

"At the end of March."

Zhou Yu responded, "Okay, then I'm leaving."

Lu Yunzhou hummed, "I'll look for you when the time comes."

The two parted, Zhou Yu returned to the team, Zhou Xiaoyun asked gossipingly, "Uncle, what does the village tyrant want you for?"

Zhou Yu glanced at her, suddenly curious why everyone called him the village tyrant, so he asked.

Seeing him asking, Zhou Xiaoyun was surprised and said, "Uncle, don't you know?"

Zhou Yu became angry, "Why should I know?"

Seeing him burst into flames, Zhou Xiaoyun was startled, she patted her chest and walked away from him, "Oh, uncle, you suddenly surprised me. Isn't Lu Yunzhou good looking, and many girls in the village like him, Then when she talked to him, she was always ridiculed. Then Li Lulu in the village was angry with her cousin Lu Yunzhou, but Lu Yunzhou beat her cousin up without saying a word. And there is a They are Qiao Yunyun and Zhao Qingshan. They are Lu Yunzhou's high school classmates. They heard that Lu Yunzhou skipped classes and fought all kinds of crimes when he was in school, and the people there were scared to death when they heard his name. Over time, everyone in the village called him the village bully. gone."

"Who is Li Lulu?" Zhou Yu sounded familiar with the name, but unfortunately he couldn't remember it. Maybe it was someone the original owner knew.

Zhou Xiaoyun said in horror, "Brother, you don't even know Li Lulu? The day before yesterday you even smashed the door of their house."

Zhou Yu remembered, "Oh, those cowardly people have the guts to provoke the village tyrant, how brave. Tsk tsk."

Seeing him like this, what Zhou Xiaoyun didn't say was that since the battle the day before yesterday, her brother-in-law could be said to have become famous in the first battle, and he might beat Lu Yunzhou in terms of reputation to become the new village tyrant.

But Zhou Xiaoyun didn't dare to say it, and Zhou Xiaojun and others also tacitly didn't say it.

Zhou Xiaoyun was addicted to gossip, and clicked twice, "I think Li Lulu liked my uncle at the beginning, but her mother said that if you marry a cripple and a fool, you can't marry you."

"What?" Zhou Yu couldn't believe his ears. It's the same thing for him not to like women, but it's unbearable to be rejected by an old woman and not as good as a cripple. "I'm not as good as a cripple?"

Zhou Xiaoyun knew he had made a slip of the tongue, and he regretted it with haha.

When Zhou Yu came back next time, he found that the way the villagers looked at him had changed.

And it's a little familiar, uh, like the way the villagers looked at Lu Yunzhou before.

Instead, Lu Yunzhou's image in the eyes of the villagers also improved. He even saw Lu Yunzhou talking and laughing with the villagers with his own eyes, but immediately got stuck after seeing him.

Zhou Yu was quite depressed, but the depression came and went quickly. After all, life is so long, and there are many meaningful things to do.

For example, study, for example, he received a letter from Lu Yunzhou.

He was obviously in a county, and he might see him once every half a month, but Lu Yunzhou wrote him a letter.

The first time Zhou Yu received Lu Yunzhou's letter, he was almost overjoyed. In fact, he didn't write anything in the letter. He just thanked him for the book and told him some things about the village.

But these little things were enough to make Zhou Yu happy.

After thinking for a long time, I wrote back a letter to Lu Yunzhou, expressing his views on the college entrance examination, and then told him to review his homework well.

When Lu Yunzhou sent that letter, he regretted it. He didn't know where the idea came from, but he wrote to Zhou Yu.But it had already been sent, and there was no room for repentance. After half a month, Zhou Yu didn't come back, but Lu Yunzhou received his letter.

After reading the letter, Lu Yunzhou smiled, then wrote a letter to the provincial capital, and then made plans to go to the county seat tomorrow.

When Zhou Yu saw Lu Yunzhou, he was no longer surprised.I don't know what kind of magic Lu Yunzhou used, but the gatekeeper let him in. As before, Lu Yunzhou came to inform Zhou Yu and went to the guest house, and Zhou Yu also asked for leave and ran out of school to find a secluded place to enter. I went to the supermarket, bought flour and rice, and went to the milk powder section to choose milk powder.

It's just that there are too many types of milk powder, and Zhou Yu has never been in contact with milk powder in his previous life. Now he is blinded by seeing various brands of milk powder, but who is he? He quickly made a decision and directly sold the one with the highest price After getting down, I went to the living area to get a few transparent glass storage boxes and poured the milk powder into them.

Do everything well and pay the money, because he bought milk powder, which caused his consumption to exceed 888, so the supermarket sent a tin thermos with the characteristics of the times.Zhou Yu was carrying the thermos pot, thinking that Mrs. Zhou would be scared to death if he just brought it home like this. After thinking about it, he put the things in the storage box and only took them out when he had the chance.

After the things were packed, Zhou Yu happily went to the guest house. Perhaps it was because of the college entrance examination that the two of them were not at war with each other like before. Lu Yunzhou obviously talked more, and praised Zhou Yu for copying books very well.

Coming out of the guest house, Zhou Yu was happier than ever, and suddenly remembered that his plan to make money couldn't just rely on Lu Yunzhou alone.

It's a pity that the black market can't go because of the crackdown some time ago, otherwise there will be some income.

What if it is a provincial capital?

Provincial capitals have more factories and more wealthy people. Although big cities have more supplies than small county towns, the population of the same big cities is also large.

It would be great if I could go to the provincial capital.

Zhou Yu has been waiting for this opportunity, and this opportunity can finally be implemented during the summer vacation.

High school holidays are the same as junior high school holidays for two months.In summer, the winter wheat in the village has been harvested, the rice has been put into the field, and the corn has been planted. Apart from the daily spraying and weeding, it seems to be idle.

So the matchmakers in the village also took action.

Marrying a daughter-in-law, looking for a husband's family, and those who have girls and boys of the right age at home all start to drag their connections to look for them.

Surprisingly, Zhou Yu's market is good. Apparently, the oath Zhou Yu made at school in the spring was not taken seriously by the country people.

What did they fancy in Zhou Yu?

Have the guts, is it not enough guts to hack the gate of a house by one person?

And in the past few months, they have also watched the youngest son of the Zhou family gradually change. His skin is not as white as before, but he is also stronger. He is not as lazy as before. The big guys are farming.

Of course, it seemed that the person Zhou Yu wanted to marry in mainly fell in love with Mrs. Zhou, the mother-in-law.

Who in the village doesn't know that Mrs. Zhou dotes on Zhou Yu the most. Whenever there is delicious food and drink at home, that first portion is definitely for Zhou Yu.

If a girl from a certain family married in, then the good things would all belong to the fifth house, wouldn't they belong to their daughter?How can a girl not recognize her parents when her life is good, and can bear to watch her parents starve and suffer from cold?

That's impossible, although a girl is worthless these days, she can still be a money rake to help her mother's family from time to time.

Compared with Zhou Yu, Zhou Xiaojun's market is far behind, mainly because they can't match Tian Fengying.

But for the girls of the Zhou family, that also made the matchmaker break the threshold.

Zhou Yu watched coldly. After staying at home for three days, five or six matchmakers came to Zhou's house to propose marriage.

Some want to marry Zhou Xiaofeng, some want to marry Zhou Xiaodie, and some want to marry Zhou Xiaoyun.

Although Mrs. Zhou is domineering, she doesn't care about the marriages of her grandchildren, because she feels that her son has not yet married a wife, and she is not in the mood to take care of other people's children.

Although the children of these other people are her grandchildren, they are not as close as her son.

At this moment, Zhou Yu was looking at the old lady Zhou's mouth opening and closing with a blank face, and he didn't hear what she said at all.

Mrs. Zhou is in a very good mood these past few days. She was worried that Zhou Yu's oath at school in the spring would affect her marriage to a wife. She didn't expect her son to be furious for her and smashed the door of Li's house before so many people saw it. Her son's good to come.

No, I just sent away the most famous matchmaker in the village, and she was talking about the girl from the Zhao family of the fourth production team next door.I heard that the girl from the Zhao family met Zhou Yu once, and she was going to marry Zhou Yu when she returned.The Zhao family's parents had heard about Zhou Yu's reputation and refused to agree. Later, when the Zhao family's relatives from the third production team returned to their mother's house, they talked about Zhou Yu's affairs, and the Zhao family's parents decided to consider it.

Later, more and more people inquired about Zhou Yu, and the Zhao family's parents were also a little moved. In addition, the Zhao family's girl was going to die or persecute, so the Zhao family's parents took it easy and invited a matchmaker to come forward to make a match. If you want to, then let the matchmaker go to the Zhao family to propose marriage, if you don't want to, then they will make another plan.

But Mrs. Zhou was in high spirits at the moment, but found that her son was in a daze and didn't know what to think, so she knocked on his head with a big cattail fan, "Did you hear what Mom told you? I met this girl from the Zhao family once before. She looks good, with a big butt and a round face, and she will definitely have a son in the future."

"Ah." Zhou Yu returned to his senses in a daze, "Who has a big butt?"

Mrs. Zhou knocked him again angrily, "Your Aunt Ma just told you about the girl from the Zhao family in the fourth production team. Ask us what we mean. Mom thinks it's very good. If you don't mind, Mom will let your Aunt Ma do it tomorrow. Go propose a marriage, you will get married next year when you graduate. At that time, you will go to work in the county and let her farm at home for you to eat and drink."

Zhou Yu was stunned by the fucking theory. He didn't feel embarrassed about his son being raised by a woman. He even took the initiative to arrange for his daughter-in-law to farm the land to raise his son. What would that son do?Earn wages and spend them outside?

Whoops, that is to say, he is the son of Mrs. Zhou. If he is the parents of a girl from the Zhao family, he must not marry his daughter over after hearing Mrs. Zhou's remarks.

"Mom, do you still remember what I just swore at school this spring?" Zhou Yu was helpless, why is it so difficult not to get married.

Mrs. Zhou rolled her eyes at him, and said with a smile, "Mom knows, Mom knows. Don't you guys forget about it? It's nothing. Who cares about this in the countryside, so I just said it casually. I remember everything you told Mom. Woolen cloth."

Zhou Yu slapped his forehead, shook his head annoyed, and couldn't tell whether to laugh or cry, "Mom, it hasn't even happened for half a year. If I just get engaged and pass it on to the school, what am I supposed to do?"

"Whoever dares to spread the word, I will kill him." Granny Zhou stared domineeringly.

Based on Zhou Yu's understanding of his mother, he has no doubts about Mrs. Zhou's words. If she really knows who passed it on, she can really call someone's house.

But Zhou Yu really didn't want to marry a daughter-in-law. Would marrying a daughter-in-law come back as a decoration? It wouldn't be hard. "Mom, if you can control people in our family, you can also control people outside? Let's not say that all the teachers and students in our school know about this matter. If this matter is passed on by people from nearby villages, I really don't want to be a human being." Come on, someone who has a grudge against me, go and report me for cutting the tail of capitalism for the sake of capitalist enjoyment, then I will go in directly." Zhou Yu's persuasion was fruitless, so he could only use a killer move. Anyway, he knew that any matter involving his safety Mrs. Zhou will definitely take care of the matter.

Sure enough, Mrs. Zhou's frightened face changed, "Is there such a bad person?"

Zhou Yu began to give an example, "You forgot about Landlord Liu's house in our village, didn't you just parade through the streets because of a sentence that was reported?"

Mrs. Zhou naturally knew the Liu family. Their old Zhou family was still a tenant of the Liu family. Liu Jiarong was actually a kind family. They donated a lot of money and things during the War of Resistance. The house was thrown into the mud.At any rate, the Liu family left a root, but because of an unintentional sentence, someone reported him and shaved his yin and yang hair and went on the streets. The once high-spirited Young Master Liu is now in a labor camp in the town, cleaning the toilets in the town.

Thinking of this week, the old lady couldn't help but sigh, and her expression became solemn, and after a while she said, "Can't you marry a wife?"

Zhou Yu shook his head, "I dare not say it in the future, but it's best not to say it in the past few years, at least after the limelight."

Hearing what he said, Mrs. Zhou made a decisive decision, "Okay, Mom knows, it's because Mom is confused. You are only seventeen this year, and you will only be twenty in three years. Don't worry. I will talk to your Aunt Ma tomorrow. .”

Thanks to the fact that her son didn't listen to her in a daze, if she really got engaged and married a daughter-in-law, when the time comes when others report on her son, it will not be accurate to report her son.

But Zhou Yu was relieved to have finally persuaded Mrs. Zhou not to call him his daughter-in-law recently.

Zhou Yu didn't know what the old lady Zhou told the matchmaker behind, but he knew that if Shu Ai was at home, he didn't know what happened.

So Zhou Yu planned to go to the provincial capital to explore the black market in the provincial capital to see if he could sell some grain.

But what Zhou Yu told Mrs. Zhou was that he would graduate next year, and that he wanted to go to the provincial capital this summer to see the world.

Mrs. Zhou agreed after thinking about it, and gave Zhou Yu 20 yuan.Zhou Yu didn't show any pretense, so he took it.It's not that he lacks these 700, to be honest, his deposit is now more than 20.It's just that it's not easy to take the money out, he's afraid of frightening Mrs. Zhou, but with the [-] yuan, Mrs. Zhou can rest assured that he's outside.

After Zhou Yu made it clear, Mrs. Zhou was worried about the letter of introduction. When she heard it, the old lady slapped her thigh and said, "Why don't you just ask for the letter of introduction? I'll go to Li Xianjin to get it for you."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Zhou Yu's answer, he left in a hurry.

Granny Zhou's combat prowess was amazing, and she brought back Zhou Yu's letter of introduction to the county seat when she came back.

Zhou Yu didn't want to delay for a moment, so he packed his things and left the next day.

Zhou Xiaoyun and the others didn't come back because of work, and Zhou Xiaohua and Zhou Xiaoxing, who were also spending the summer vacation in their hometown, were very envious when they heard that their uncle was going to the provincial capital.They want to go too, but they dare not tell their grandma.

Zhou Yu could see what they were thinking. If he hadn't been going to the black market, he might have taken them there, but if he took them, his movements would be restricted, at least it would be inconvenient to go to the black market.

Although Zhou Xiaohua always asked for him to be a lookout, he really didn't need it.

Seeing that his uncle refused to take them, Zhou Xiaohua went to Mrs. Zhou.

Mrs. Zhou refused without thinking, "No."

The simplicity and clarity dampened the enthusiasm of the two brothers.

Zhou Yu silently mourned for them for a minute and then fell asleep. When it was daylight, he got up, carried his old schoolbag, put on new pants and clothes, and took advantage of the cool weather to set out on the road.

At the entrance of the village, Zhou Yu saw someone riding a bicycle not far away, so he stepped aside and continued walking.

The sound of bicycle wheels gradually approaching, and the iron bell made a crisp sound. Zhou Yu turned his head and looked at Lu Yunzhou with a smiling face.

"Morning." Lu Yunzhou said.

Zhou Yu was stunned, "Morning."

Lu Yunzhou stopped the bicycle, propped his legs on the ground, and asked, "Where are you going? I'll take you there."

Looking at his straight legs, Zhou Yu rolled his Adam's apple, "Go to the provincial capital."

Lu Yunzhou raised his eyebrows and smiled, "What a coincidence, come up and take you to the county seat by car."

In fact, he met Mrs. Zhou when he went to Li Xianjin's house to open a letter of introduction yesterday, and he also knew that Zhou Yu was going to the provincial capital to meet the world, so he got up early this morning, rode his bicycle around, and finally On the fifth lap, I ran into Zhou Yu.

It wasn't until he met Zhou Yu that Lu Yunzhou realized how stupid his actions were. It didn't matter to him whether Zhou Yu went to the provincial capital or not. Was it worth running around the village on a cheap bicycle?

But now that it happened, Lu Yunzhou felt calm in his heart.

That's it, let's treat it as Xiaoxiao repaying the book he gave himself.

Zhou Yu froze for a moment, then smiled, "Okay."

Lu Yunzhou lifted the bag on the back seat to the handlebar in front, and said, "You can jump up by yourself later."

"Okay." Zhou Yu said, carrying the schoolbag in his hand, then walked quickly along with the bicycle, and then jumped up on the back seat with both hands.

The handlebars swayed, and then Lu Yunzhou rode steadily. The two were silent and awkward. Lu Yunzhou had nothing to say, "Look at you, you are quite thin, and you are quite heavy."

Zhou Yu opened his mouth and said, "I start and stop very heavy."

"...Ah." Lu Yunzhou was stunned.

Zhou Yu grabbed Lu Yunzhou's clothes on the back seat and straightened his back, shamelessly said, "I am also heavy in other places, not only heavy but also big."

When Lu Yunzhou was riding his bike, he made the front of the bike crooked. Fortunately, his riding skills were good, and he quickly stabilized the bike. "Fuck, can you stop moving?"

"If I don't move, I'll let you know how big I am and how heavy I am." Zhou Yu rubbed his palm on his clothes, "Tsk tsk, my waist is fine."

Lu Yunzhou became angry, "Fart, my eyes are big when I look at you."

Zhou Yu suddenly changed the subject, "Do you know my nickname in school and in the mining area?"

Lu Yunzhou, who was waiting for Zhou Yu to answer the question, was stunned at first when he heard him ask this question, and then asked, "What?"

Zhou Yu laughed out loud, "Big dick."

He didn't finish laughing, the car tilted and the two of them fell into the ditch by the side of the road together.

The ditch at this time was different from that in winter, because the rice had just been planted, and there was still some water in the ditch. The two of them turned over with the car, and felt chilled with a plop.

Lu Yunzhou wiped the water off his face and cursed, "Fuck, Zhou Yu, you're sick, right? What a dick."

Fortunately, it wasn't cold in summer, but relieved from the heat. Seeing that the water in the ditch was quite clear, Zhou Yu washed his face by the way, and straightened up proudly, "It's amazing."

Lu Yunzhou was so hurt by his shameless heart, he kicked him and climbed up the road and then dragged the bicycle up. Fortunately, the bag fell on the road when the car was drilling a ditch in front of him, otherwise he would not even have a change of clothes. No.

But Zhou Yu was not so lucky. He carried his schoolbag on his back. At this time, the schoolbag was filled with water and flowed out as Zhou Yu stood up.

"Fuck." Zhou Yu looked at the schoolbag in shock, "Could it be naked?"

It was still morning, and although it was not cold, there was no sun.

Seeing that Lu Yunzhou had climbed up and was facing the front of the car, Zhou Yu called out, "Brother, give me a hand."

Lu Yunzhou came over and looked down at him, "Want to come up?"

Zhou Yu grinned, "Think."

"Fuck you, uncle." Lu Yunzhou kicked Zhou Yu on the shoulder, and Zhou Yu returned to the embrace of the ditch again.

Zhou Yu was choked up and looked at Lu Yunzhou with a grievance, "Brother, why are you doing this?"

Lu Yunzhou sneered, "If it weren't for you, I would have fallen into the ditch?" He pointed to the bicycle, "Look at my good bicycle, it's completely ruined, and the front of the bicycle is crooked."

"Brother, I was wrong." Zhou Yu was very knowledgeable about current affairs, showing a pitiful expression.

Lu Yunzhou rolled his eyes, cursed again, and stretched out his hand to pull Zhou Yu.

Zhou Yu held Lu Yunzhou's hand, and with a sudden force, he pulled Lu Yunzhou back into the ditch. "My grandpa." Lu Yunzhou got angry and kicked him, but unfortunately Zhou Yu was prepared and dodged quickly. "Go fuck it." Zhou Yu said indifferently, "My uncle is 86 this year, brother, you have enough taste."

In terms of shamelessness, Lu Yunzhou was no match for Zhou Yu, and he was so pissed off suddenly.

Lu Yunzhou was getting annoyed when he suddenly heard Zhou Yu fuck, "What the hell, bro, I have something on my leg."

Lu Yunzhou leaned over and saw a leech nailed to Zhou Yu's leg. It had a big belly and obviously drank a lot.

"It deserves it." Lu Yunzhou gloated, then climbed up the ditch, and stood by the roadside to change into his clothes.

Behind him, Zhou Yu blazed and climbed up, "Brother, brother, this thing bites me, it hurts."

Lu Yunzhou changed into his clothes, wrung out the changed clothes and hung them on the handlebars to dry, and said with a sneer, "I saw it, didn't I say it, I deserve it."

Zhou Yu hurriedly climbed up to pick up the stones on the ground and beat the leeches on his legs, "Brother, this thing is disgusting."

"Disgusting ass." Lu Yunzhou rolled his eyes at him, the most indispensable thing in the ditch in summer is leeches, especially when planting rice, there can be four or five on his legs from one end of the field to the other.

This thing can't be beaten to death, nor can it be rotten in the sun.It is so powerful that it can penetrate into the flesh and blood.

Lu Yunzhou obviously also knew that Zhou Yu had never been in the field before, but he didn't expect that he didn't even know the leeches. "Brother, it hurts." Zhou Yu said pitifully. "Wait." Lu Yunzhou squatted down, observed the leeches on his legs, and then patted the leeches around. After patting, he found the slender end and picked it apart with his nails, and then used a small wooden stick to separate the leeches. Pick the other end.

Seeing the leeches finally get off his legs, Zhou Yu heaved a sigh of relief and smiled, "Brother, thank you."

Lu Yunzhou threw the wooden stick with the leeches in the middle of the road, "Thank you."

Zhou Yu chuckled.

Lu Yunzhou looked at the bleeding wound on his leg, walked to the side of the road to look for it, pulled out a green object, rubbed it vigorously in the palm of his hand, and then slapped it on Zhou Yu's wound.

Zhou Yu shuddered, startled, "Brother!"

"Yeah." Lu Yunzhou pressed hard and heard Zhou Yu's breathing sound, so he was satisfied, threw the things away, and asked, "Do you want to go home and change?"

Zhou Yu looked at his bag and shook his head, "Brother, your clothes are not wet."

Lu Yunzhou frowned, "You still want to wear my clothes?"

"Brother, we are about the same height." Zhou Yu looked at him cheekily.

Lu Yunzhou brought two sets of clothes, but he was really reluctant to wear them for such a scourge, "No."

"Brother, brother." Zhou Yu chased after him, "Do you have the heart to watch me get in the car with you all wet?"

Lu Yunzhou pushed the cart forward without looking back, "Be patient."

Zhou Yu grinned with his back behind his back, but refused to go back and change, carrying the wet bag from time to time, wringing the clothes on his body and walking forward.Seeing that there were no pedestrians on the road, he simply took off his coarse cloth short sleeves, wrung them out and hung them on the back seat of the car to dry.

"You..." Lu Yunzhou was about to say something, but when he saw Zhou Yu's shirtless body, he froze.He glanced at Zhou Yu up and down, and clicked his tongue, "But Zhenbai, it seems that he has never been on the ground."

He used to be quite white, but since he went to the countryside to work in the fields all day, his body is also dark. It is really rare to see people as white as Zhou Yu in the countryside.

Zhou Yu puffed out his chest proudly, "Of course."

Lu Yunzhou sneered and turned his head. When he turned his head, his eyes passed between his crotch, and he naturally noticed the appearance of Zhou Yu's clothes sticking to his body.

But they didn't say anything, and the two just pushed their bicycles and walked towards the county town.

At the outskirts of the county seat, Lu Yunzhou finally stopped, took out the clothes from his bag and threw them to Zhou Yu, "Put them on."

Zhou Yu took it happily, and then took off his pants.

Lu Yunzhou couldn't bear to look directly and turned his head away, but his corner of the eye caught sight of a piece of fair thigh.

Zhou Yu didn't change his underpants. The wet underpants sticking to his body was uncomfortable, but he couldn't wear them, so he took them off and wrung out the water.

His style was so bold that Lu Yunzhou couldn't bear to look directly at him, but Zhou Yu changed so flamboyantly that he even shook his underpants and made a whirring sound against the wind. , he couldn't help but look at it if he didn't want to.

But the first thing that catches the eye is Zhou Yu's gray butt...

Zhou Yu turned his back on him and trembled.

But it's the butt that looks good. If you look at it... I guess Zhou Yu should startle again.

But what is a man doing for nothing, like a woman.

Lu Yunzhou glanced again in displeasure, tsk tsk, a big man not only has white skin, buttocks are also upturned, and his legs are long, he is also very good-looking.

Cough, Lu Yunzhou rubbed his nose and turned his head away, trying to cover up his embarrassment with the beautiful scenery of the countryside in the distance.

And Zhou Yu twisted the water, shook his pants and put them on again, thinking it was uncomfortable, he even cursed.

Finally, Zhou Yu changed into Lu Yunzhou's clothes, and he was satisfied. Although the buttocks were not very comfortable, it was much better than wearing wet clothes.

He glanced at Lu Yunzhou's bag and thought: I will wear Lu Yunzhou's underpants sooner or later.

Of course, until he cries.

Zhou Yu was whining and dreaming sweet dreams, Lu Yunzhou glanced at him and raised his eyebrows, "Come up, it will be dark if you don't hurry to the provincial capital."

Zhou Yu sat in the back seat honestly this time, his schoolbag was so wet that he was in no mood to make trouble anymore.

When they arrived in the county, the two went to the long-distance station after having breakfast. It happened that a bus to the provincial capital was leaving in half an hour, and the two got on the bus.

It's a pity that there are many people going to the provincial capital, and there are vacancies, but not many next to each other.

Lu Yunzhou found a seat in front of him and sat down. Zhou Yu poked his head around and said to the young man sitting next to Lu Yunzhou, "Comrade, I'm motion sick. Can I change seats with you?"

The young man glanced at him, then at Lu Yunzhou, "Do you know each other?"

Zhou Yu nodded quickly.

"Okay." The young man happily gave up his seat, took his things and went to the back.

Zhou Yu sat down, threw his schoolbag under his feet, and said to Lu Yunzhou, "Go to the provincial capital for a few hours."

Lu Yunzhou withdrew his gaze from the window, "Five hours."

"So long?" Zhou Yu was surprised.

Lu Yunzhou smiled, "This is the fastest speed." He took out a map of Eastern Province from his bag and pointed it out to him, "If you go in a straight line and the speed is fast, it may take five hours, but now The road is difficult to walk, and the speed of the car cannot go up, and it is estimated to be suspended for six hours."

Hearing this, Zhou Yu's face immediately turned pale, and he felt that his life was not long.

"Why, afraid of motion sickness?" Lu Yunzhou's eyes were full of smiles, causing Zhou Yu to roll his eyes, and said in a bad mood, "Yes, I will be dizzy and dizzy, and the sky will be dark."

Lu Yunzhou smiled and said nothing.

Half an hour later, the car set off, heading northwest all the way.

The car stopped several times along the way to pick up some guests, and the enthusiasm did not diminish until the car was full of passengers.

Zhou Yu leaned back in his chair feeling extremely bored, but Lu Yunzhou took out a math textbook from his bag and read it.

"You still bring the book with you when you go out?" Zhou Yu glanced at it and knew it was the one he copied.

Lu Yunzhou didn't look at him, and hummed, "It's been such a long time, it must pass the time."

What he said seems to make sense, but Zhou Yu didn't have this idea when he went out. He was full of thoughts about going to the provincial capital to visit the black market to sell grain and make money to become a local tyrant, and he didn't think about the time on the road at all.

According to the memory of the original owner, Zhou Yu knew that he was located in the Eastern Province, which was located on the eastern coast, but their Yihe Commune belonged to the old revolutionary base of Huaguo, and it was a small inland county.However, although he knew all of these, he ignored the development of transportation in this era.

Now is not the future, just take a high-speed train and you will be there in no time.

Before he came back to his senses, Lu Yunzhou added, "After all, I won't be the first in the exam, so I have to hurry up and study."

"Want to fight?" Zhou Yu asked.

Lu Yunzhou raised his eyebrows, "Here?"

Zhou Yu looked around and saw that there were all people, even the young man who had changed seats with him just now was staring at him, as if he would come over and stop him immediately if he made a move.He was discouraged all of a sudden, leaned on the seat and didn't speak for a long time.

He calmed down, and Lu Yunzhou was satisfied, holding the book and looking steadily, the two of them were speechless for a while.

After a while, Lu Yunzhou seemed to see something difficult, and frowned. Zhou Yu asked nervously, "Have you encountered something you don't understand? Find me, I will."

"You will?" Lu Yunzhou asked.

Zhou Yu continued to be proud, "Of course."

Of course he knows what questions are in the book that he copied. After going through the abnormal college entrance examination of later generations, and looking at the questions of this era, it is so easy!

"Then tell me." Lu Yunzhou handed the book to Zhou Yu and poked his head over.

Zhou Yu took it over and took a look. He was amused, it was really difficult, and it would not be too bad in future generations.

topic:

In the Cartesian coordinate system xOy, the equation of the curve C is y=k∣x∣+2. The polar coordinate system is established with the coordinate origin as the pole and the positive semi-axis of the x-axis as the polar axis. The polar coordinate equation of the curve C is

(1) Find the Cartesian coordinate equation:

(2) If there are and only three common points, find the equation.

He had encountered this type of questions in the college entrance examinations in later generations, and the idea of ​​solving the questions had already been deeply ingrained in his mind, so it is not too difficult to take them now.

Lu Yunzhou looked at him, but he didn't believe that Zhou Yu could figure it out. After all, Zhou Yu's school grades in the third production team can be said to be a semi-open secret.

Zhou Yu seemed to see his doubts, took the pen from his hand, and then took the acting script from Lu Yunzhou's hand, and wrote out the answer step by step. "Yo, you really know it." Lu Yunzhou said in surprise.

Zhou Yu threw the pen to him and raised his eyebrows, "We are the ones who are going to take the first place in the exam. If we don't show some real skills, how can we get the first place in the exam?"

Lu Yunzhou put the cap on the pen and said with a smile, "I don't think you know how to write the word modest."

"I will write it." Zhou Yu said. "Um?"

Zhou Yu grinned and took the pen back, and wrote two big characters on the acting script, "Hey, modesty, the writing is pretty good."