Back to 70s and become a local tyrant

Zhou Yu's head was very dizzy, as if he drank two bowls of low-quality perspiration medicine, his mind was clear but he was very dizzy, his nose smelled faintly, and the nasal cavity was filled with sticky and cold things, making it difficult to breathe, his eyes were more like I couldn't open it as if I was covered in feces, and I raised my hand to touch my eyes to wipe away the obstructing feces, but found that my whole body was cold and limp, and my fingers couldn't be controlled, as if fighting someone for [-] rounds.

But why do you feel cold?

He was obviously in a bar, although it was cold outside, but there was a central air conditioner in the bar, just because he has an awesome father, no one should dare to throw him out, right?

Dazed and dizzy, Zhou Yu's mind only turned half a circle. After a while, he still had no strength. After struggling with his four claws, he found that he was sinking deeper and deeper, and his neck seemed to be covered by something cold. Breathing becomes more difficult.

In order to breathe, Zhou Yu opened his mouth wide, but in the next second, a lot of smelly and sticky things came into his mouth.

Fuck!Zhou Yu vomited desperately, struggling hard, like a drowning man unable to catch duckweed.

Just when Zhou Yu thought he was going to die, a pair of big warm hands grabbed his head and pulled him out like a carrot.

It's also Lu Yunzhou's bad luck, but it's just that he came back a little later than usual to change things from the county town, and when he was five or six miles away from the village, he heard humming and chirping in the stinky ditch not far away.

If Lu Yunzhou was usually lazy and troublesome, he would just leave, but today he exchanged some white noodles with someone in the black market in the county, and he was in a good mood, so he went over to take a look out of kindness.

He just took a look at Lu Yunzhou and was happy.

I don't know which idiot fell headlong into the stinky ditch.

This stinking ditch was dug six or seven years ago, but Yihe Commune has few rice fields and a lot of dry land, so these ditches are usually not used, and there are a lot of rotten leaves accumulated in it over the years. However, the sun was surprisingly good after the two days of heavy snow, and the smelly ditch also ushered in spring in the winter and thawed.

Even if the stinky ditch is stinky, the silt is limited, so I don't know how this idiot fell into it.

Look at the stupidity of this idiot.

The legs are exposed, the part above the buttocks is thrown on the mud, and the head above the neck is actually in the mud, and what makes Lu Yunzhou even more ridiculous is that his hands are flailing like rowing boats, and his buttocks are shrugging like a maggot Same.

But the buttocks in the big cotton trousers are quite upturned.

The straight man of steel coughed lightly and turned his head away.

See if a man's butt is up, he has committed something wrong.

Lu Yunzhou had seen enough of the excitement, and then stepped forward to save the idiot from a difficult situation, bent down and held the idiot's head with both hands, and pulled the person out like a carrot.If he didn't show kindness, this idiot would probably be able to freeze himself on this mud when it gets dark and the night gets cold.

It was also because this idiot wasn't so stupid that he didn't dare to thump, and left the mud with his strength.

Zhou Yu's head was pulled out of the mud, and he finally managed to breathe a sigh of relief. He wiped the dirt on his face with his unsteady hand, but found that the more he wiped it, the dirtier it became. He couldn't help thinking that someone threw him here.

My body is still dizzy, maybe it's because I haven't had enough alcohol last night.

But he did not forget to thank people, "Thank you buddy."

Lu Yunzhou watched the idiot thank you in the direction of the mud, the corner of his mouth twitched, and then reluctantly tore off a piece of toilet paper he just bought and threw it to the idiot, "Wipe."

Hey, the voice is pretty nice, much better than Li Bowen's grandson, and it would be even better if he looks better than Li Bowen's grandson.

Zhou Yu took it full of filth and wiped away the mud in front of his eyes, and then in his nostrils, only then did he feel like he was breathing fresh air.Looking up at the savior, his heart fluttered at a glance.

handsome!Beautiful boy.

His hands didn't slow down, and they were burning hot from the paper.

For the sake of that face, Zhou Yu sincerely suggested: "When you buy paper, buy it with a heart-to-heart relationship. It's soft and ruthless." Wiping the buttocks with paper can wipe blood.

Lu Yunzhou didn't know what this idiot was talking nonsense, so he ignored it.The good man had done it to the end, turned around, picked up his things, turned around and left, but he didn't want to hear a bang behind him just a few meters away.

When Lu Yunzhou turned his head, he saw that idiot threw himself onto the mud again, and was immediately happy.

Zhou Yu gnawed a mouthful of mud and cursed hastily.

"Do me a favor buddy." Zhou Yu spat out the mud in his mouth, but found it very difficult to get up, his hands and feet were limp, and he was so cold that he was about to freeze.

Lu Yunzhou came back patiently, knelt down and asked, "How can I help?"

"How much money do you want to send brother home?"

Lu Yunzhou was not a good person, and helping others had nothing to do with him, so he snorted softly and remained still.

The silt was cold. Seeing that he would not help, Zhou Yu turned over and lay down on the cold ground with great effort, then wiped his face indiscriminately, "What are you going to do to help? Do you want to promise yourself?"

When his face was almost smeared with mud, Lu Yunzhou finally recognized who this idiot was.

It turned out to be the fifth useless of the Zhou family.

The fifth son of the Zhou family who eats and drinks the family, spends money on studying while doing nothing but doing business.

Lu Yunzhou adjusted his posture and watched Zhou Laowu roll over.

The fifth son of Zhou's family is a well-known figure in the third production brigade of Yihe Commune. Lu Yunzhou has been here for three years and has seen him more than once.

Of course, every time he saw the fifth son of the Zhou family, the fifth son of the Zhou family would raise his chin to the sky, looking like he was the most awesome in the world.It was the first time I saw him lying and rolling on the ground like today.

Lu Yunzhou was extremely rare.Of course, it's a bit disgusting to promise something with your body.He is a man straighter than steel, and he will marry a big girl with big breasts and big buttocks as his wife in the future.

He was extremely surprised by the excitement, but Zhou Yu felt uncomfortable lying on the ground.Thinking about it, my body was weak, and I wanted to lie down in a comfortable place, but apart from the smelly ditch, the ground was cold, so I panicked.

"Hey, buddy, make an offer." Zhou Yu held back his breath, thinking that he had a lot of money, and he couldn't believe that there are still people in this world who can't handle money.

Lu Yunzhou raised his eyebrows, then smiled with crooked eyebrows, squatted down and looked at him like a fool, "Are you rich?"

Zhou Yu raised his eyebrows complacently: "The most important thing you need is money."

Lu Yunzhou lowered his head and looked at Zhou Yu's clothes, which were not patched but not made of good fabric, and smiled.

It wasn't that he looked down on Zhou Yu, but for the Zhou family, it would be nice to have enough food for the whole family, and the only thing they lacked was money.

Tsk tsk, how did this idiot grow so big.

Oh no, he was raised by old lady Zhou.

The sarcasm in Lu Yunzhou's eyes was obvious, but Zhou Yu didn't pay attention.It was getting late now, and he couldn't see clearly. He didn't even know which bastard had thrown him into the countryside. He just waited to find the bastard when he got back and give him a good beating.But right now, in a place where there is no village and no store behind, I still have to beg this handsome man with a bit of rustic clothes and a cropped cut to send him back.

However, Lu Yunzhou didn't want Zhou Yu to really freeze to death outside. He smelled the alcohol on Zhou Yu's body, and knew that this idiot drank in the county town.Although this man is a jerk, it is a life after all.

It's only five or six miles away, just send it back.

Lu Yunzhou sighed in resignation, carried the things he bought on his back, and freed one hand to support Zhou Yu.

Zhou Yu stood up staggeringly, and walked limply within two steps, looking as if he was about to fall again.

Now Lu Yunzhou became angry too, and kicked Zhou Yu's ass, kicking him out.Zhou Yu was already tired and dizzy, so he threw himself into the stinky ditch again.

Zhou Yu was furious, and while thumping in the stinky ditch, he cursed: "Fuck you, you bastard, do you want to kill the young master? Do you still want to mess around!"

Lu Yunzhou laughed angrily at his virtue, stretched out his leg and kicked his ass, "Then you go fuck it?"

Zhou Yu immediately extinguished the fire. He remembered that he wore a leather jacket to pretend to be aggressive when he went out yesterday. It was freezing cold now. If this bastard buried him alive in the wilderness, he would cry.

Seeing that he was timid, Lu Yunzhou snorted, then hung the bag around his neck, and pulled Zhou Yu up, "Lie down."

Zhou Yu was finally satisfied, and snorted and struggled to climb up. Before he could lie down, Lu Yunzhou said again: "Stay away from my back, don't smear my body with mud. Washing clothes in winter is very laborious."

Dizzy and trembling, Zhou Yu leaned forward and sighed comfortably: What a warm and thick back.

Fortunately, Lu Yunzhou has great strength, otherwise he would have been exhausted carrying such a big man and a food bag on his back.

Lying on the beautiful man's back, listening to the beautiful man's breathing, Zhou Yu was healed in an instant, and he almost set up a small tent.

Fortunately, he still remembered that this was the wilderness, and he didn't dare to offend the handsome man, so he could only use his thoughts to suppress the thoughts.

"Hey, handsome guy, what's your name?" Zhou Yu put his hands on Lu Yunzhou's shoulders and began to strike up a conversation.

Zhou Yu moved the person up and did not speak.

Zhou Yu didn't ask any more, but he still had a wicked heart, so he slapped Lu Yunzhou's butt twice, "Stop."

Lu Yunzhou froze, gritted his teeth and said, "Believe it or not, I will throw you back into the stinky ditch."

Zhou Yu chuckled and shook his head, "Handsome guy, do you think I'm good-looking? Do you want to try dating me?"

Obviously Zhou Yu's relationship was different from what Lu Yunzhou thought of, but Lu Yunzhou still refused bluntly, "You are so beautiful, I am not interested in dating you."

A person with a face full of stinky mud asks if you look good, tsk tsk, it's really eye-catching.

After walking two miles away, besides being dizzy, Zhou Yu's body also warmed up a lot, and he fell asleep with his dazed head on Lu Yunzhou's back.

Lu Yunzhou's body froze, and he cursed in his heart: Grass, how much stinky mud might have been wiped on this padded coat.

Thinking of the stinky mud sticking to his cotton-padded clothes, Lu Yunzhou suddenly felt worse than eating flies, his legs were no longer sore, and his waist was no longer hurting. He was full of strength and walked quickly to the third production team with a big man on his back. go.

The sky was getting dark, and there was only one oil lamp lit in the house. The dim yellow light flickered in the house, but the light it emitted was pitifully small.

The Zhou family was quiet at the moment, Zhou Xiaojun impatiently said to the old lady Zhou with his hungry chest pressed against his back: "Grandma, I can't eat anymore, I'm starving to death."

Mrs. Zhou looked at her beloved grandson with a long face, and said nicely, "Wait a minute, your fifth uncle hasn't come back yet."

Zhou Xiaojun curled his lips and sat on the stool angrily.

It sounds good to say that he loves his grandson, but the one who loves him the most is his useless fifth uncle.

Zhou Xiaojun stopped, but Zhou Xiaoqiang refused to stop, pointing to the scrambled eggs on the table and said to Tian Fengying: "Mom, I want to eat eggs, I'm hungry."

Tian Fengying, who had long been impatient with the old lady, glanced at the old lady and slapped Zhou Xiaoqiang on the head, scolding: "What to eat, can you eat such precious things as eggs, you still eat it after reincarnating like a starving ghost!" egg."

Over the years, because the higher-ups have been clinging to the tail of capitalism, the common people in trouble can only raise two chickens per family, and the old Zhou's family is no exception.The whole family saved food for export and the children went to dig some earthworms in the field, barely raising two old hens.

Two hens eat one egg a day, but there are so many people in the fifth house of Zhou's family, except the fifth one who can share the food, and the others almost forget the taste of eggs.

Tian Fengying thinks that being Zhou's parents-in-law should be able to get an egg for the child no matter what, but the old lady Zhou only has eyes for the bastard of the fifth child, and only the fifth child eats eggs. It is still difficult to reach the sky.

Tian Fengying's words were meant for Mrs. Zhou, but it was a pity that Mrs. Zhou didn't even raise her eyelids, let alone tell Zhou Xiaoqiang to eat an egg.

Tian Fengying was dizzy with anger, but she didn't dare to choke with Mrs. Zhou.

Adults can bear it, but children can't, especially Zhou Xiaoqiang, who was spoiled by Tian Fengying, was scolded by his mother for not having any eggs to eat, and immediately rolled on the ground crying: "I don't, I will Eat eggs, I want eggs."

Tian Fengying went to see Mrs. Zhou while cursing: "Get up, eat an ass, is that what you can eat?"

She talked about it, but she let Zhou Xiaoqiang make trouble at all. She was dissatisfied with Mrs. Zhou long ago, but the daughter-in-law didn't dare to confront Mrs. Zhou. Zhou Xiaoqiang is a child, so can the old lady beat the child?

In the past, Mrs. Zhou would not care about children, but today her eyelids kept twitching. In addition, today is the day when the old fifth Zhou Yu promised to go home. She will not come back until now, Mrs. Zhou Anxious and worried, when Zhou Xiaoqiang was crying, he was immediately irritable, took off a shoe and threw it at Zhou Xiaoqiang, "Cry, cry, cry, cry and get out."

Zhou Xiaoqiang's crying stopped abruptly.

Zhou Xiaoqiang has a cognition in his small world: You can quarrel with his mother, his father, or other brothers and sisters, but you can't quarrel with his grandma.

Nao's parents can get so much love, and Nao's brothers and sisters can get good things at hand, and he can't get anything but mouths and shoes from him.

The crying stopped, and the other Zhou family members who followed along were finally relieved.They already knew what kind of temper the old lady had. Why did they have to make the old lady unhappy? If the old lady was unhappy, how could they still be good to her?

Everyone else could understand that the old lady loved her youngest son the most, and the eldest grandson had to stand aside.

Not convinced?

Unconvinced and endured, who made Mrs. Zhou a widow to raise a few children.Except for the fourth child who starved to death, the others are all alive and well.Whenever someone in the family confronts the old lady, before the old lady shows off her power, a few honest fathers will give you a meal.

At this moment, Mrs. Zhou frowned tightly, thinking about her youngest son, she raised her eyes and glanced at the eldest brother Zhou Weidong, "The fifth brother hasn't come back yet, you don't know how to go to the entrance of the village if you are a big brother, dead man .”

Zhou Weidong stood up in response and walked out.Before he could go out, he heard footsteps coming from the door. He was overjoyed and shouted to Mrs. Zhou: "Mom, fifth brother is back."

Mrs. Zhou immediately stood up and ran out, "Old five, my dear son, why did you come back?"

Tian Fengying curled her lips, look, this is her own.