Shit shovel officer come and feed me

After the story was finished, the young man drank the water in the cup, looked at Xiang Ru who was still thinking, and said, "Let's be together."

Xiang Ru was startled, and looked up at the young man.

Before he could ask, the young man had already explained, "I probably like you."

Xiang Ru was startled, then smiled helplessly, "Maybe you will regret it."

The young man looked at him strangely, "Leave if you don't like it, what is there to regret? I'm not marrying you..."

Xiang Ru was taken aback for a second, looking at the young man for a long time without answering.

"Whether you agree or not, let's try together." Seeing that the man hadn't answered for a long time, the young man became impatient, and muttered in a low voice, "You are the one who confessed first."

"Okay." Xiang Ru heard himself reply.

The young man smiled with satisfaction, "Then... are you my boyfriend now?"

Xiang Ru nodded, "Yes."

Seeing the young man holding bamboo slips and laughing silly there, Xiang Ru sighed a long time.

He was still not sure whether the young man had a clear concept of liking, but when the young man said that, he was very happy in his heart, so happy that he couldn't help wondering if he could do what the young man said.

If one day the young man doesn't like him, he's not sure he can let go.

You are mean.

Xiang Ru secretly scolded himself in his heart, but the smile on the corner of his mouth could not be concealed.

Since you don't want to let go, let the young man like him, and just keep liking him like this...

The two of them sat face to face and had fun for a long time before they remembered the bamboo slips.

"Should I put this back in the tomb?" The young man looked at the bamboo slip in his hand and asked.

"You want to stay?"

The young man thought for a while, then shook his head, "I'd better put it back."

Since the nightmare left the bamboo slips, he has no reason to take them away.What's more, the bamboo slips didn't record any exercises or anything like that, only his unspoken friendship with Lin Lang.

and--

"Even if I put it back, you won't be able to see what's written on it."

The young man raised his head triumphantly, the words written by the Mengzu were written for the Mengzu, even the big monsters might not understand them.

"Then they may be disappointed." Xiang Ru looked at the triumphant young man and said with a smile.

"?"

"The tomb of General Lin Lang still has great research significance."

The young man was puzzled at first, and then he understood something. He grabbed Xiang Ru's hand and asked, "What will you do with Lin Lang's body?"

Just as Xiang Ru opened his mouth to answer, the young man added, "His body has not rotted."

Xiang Ru was taken aback for a while, and did not answer for a long time.

Holding the bamboo slips, the young man gave the answer uncertainly, "Anatomy? Display?..."

The more he talked, the more nervous he became, and the bamboo slips made noise when he squeezed them.

After a while, he looked at Xiang Ru, "I...I don't want to return this bamboo slip."

Not only did he not want to return the bamboo slips, but he was also thinking about how to get Lin Lang's body out.

The common sense transmitted from Xiang Ru's mind told him that the study of historical facts in the tomb is very important, but understanding is one thing, and understanding is another.

From an emotional point of view, he doesn't really want to see the Timberwolf, who exhausted his life to protect his body, be dissected and put on display in the exhibition hall...

Although the nightmare had nothing to do with him, he felt that the nightmare probably didn't want Lin Lang to be disturbed by future generations.

"Then don't pay it back."

Hey... The young man looked at Xiang Ru in surprise.

"This matter involves the monster clan, so it doesn't matter if the bamboo slips are not returned. As for the body of General Lin..." Xiang Ru paused, "Did it happen by a nightmare?"

The young man nodded, and the animal ears protruding from his head trembled, "It should be."

"Do as you wish." Xiang Ru couldn't help rubbing the tips of the young man's ears, "You can find out everything related to the nightmare."

"It seems to be related." The young man tried his best to think about the scene in the tomb, and said honestly.

Xiang Ru: "..."

Xu Shi expressed his intentions. Xiang Ru felt that today's young people are particularly clingy, which is specifically manifested in that no matter where he goes or what he does, the young people will follow him.

It's not the usual follow-up method, but the kind of follow-up that hangs on him without leaving him.

Xiang Ru sighed, and hugged the hairball squatting on his shoulders in its original form, "What's wrong?"

Mao Tuan said: "Play with me!"

Xiang Ru: "...what do you want to play?"

"……"Have no idea.

Xiang Ru rubbed his head, "Give me another 10 minutes, okay?"

All right, he thought for a while, waved his paw to express his agreement, looked at Xiang Ru who turned his head and continued to process the documents, and began to think seriously.

How to play after becoming a couple?

Traveling, dating, eating, watching movies?

If he is not interested in passing the things that require him to return to his human body, the only things left are eating and watching movies...

Ah ah ah ah ah!

Why are humans so troublesome!

Mao Tuanzi scratched his head aggrievedly, and the destructive factor in his temperament also emerged. When he swept his tail to the water glass on the table, and saw that the water glass was about to fall, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

He put the water glass upright, glanced at the man who was working hard, and then sent a series of sound transmission calls to his two fathers.

"Daddy and Daddy, I have a man~"

Tao Xiao, who was swallowing the hamburger, was choked up, and almost didn't come up in one breath.

After he managed to swallow the hamburger, he received a second voice transmission before he was in shock.

"Stop playing, I need your help with something."

After the voice transmission was finished, Mao Tuanzi huddled on the table, overwhelmed by his ingenuity.

He not only told the two fathers that he had a boyfriend, but also gave them the body of Lin Lang and the bamboo slip for safekeeping, and also connected the relationship between father and son.

I am really great o(≧v≦)o

Tao Xiao, who didn't think he was great, looked at Nian Xi, who was drinking Coke gracefully, with an indescribable expression on his face.

"What crime have I done?" He said, "Such a foolish son."

Nian Xi put down the Coca-Cola, frowned slightly, and said without any comment on "Silly Son"'s previous sound transmission, "It should be about the nightmare."

Tao Xiao sighed, "So...you mean to go back?"

Nian Xi glanced at him and asked back, "Why, don't you want to?"

Tao Xiao cursed secretly, "Sure enough, children are debts!"

Regardless of whether he is his own child or not, that group is here to collect debts from him.

It hasn't been long since the two of them lived together.

But no matter what, Tao Xiao went back with Nian Xi, and he still has a heart for the phrase "I have a man".

The strength of the two big monsters is profound, and their travels are naturally fast.

Tao Xiao was cheeky and dragged Nianxi to play for a while longer before rushing to find Mao Tuan. Even so, when the two demons arrived, the young man had just gotten Lin Lang's body out of the tomb.

When Xiang Ru saw the two big monsters, there was no look of fear on his face, but he was a little more nervous.

After all... Anyone who has just confirmed their relationship with their boyfriend will be nervous when they are told to meet their parents, and Xiang Ru is no exception.

Fortunately, he is used to facial paralysis, so he can't be seen on his face.

After greeting the two big monsters and pouring tea, Xiang Ru obediently sat across from him, letting Tao Xiao, who seemed not easy to get along with, look at him.

The young man didn't think too much about it. After handing Lin Lang and the bamboo slips to his second father, he felt as if he had let go of some heavy burden, and Ge You lay down on the sofa.

Tao Xiao looked left and right. After looking at Xiang Ru back and forth several times, he was still very dissatisfied. He looked at the young man, "Is he your man?"

Hearing the words, the young man jumped up, took Xiang Ru's hand and nodded frantically, "How about it, looks good."

Xiang Ru: "..."

Tao Xiao glanced again, but said nothing.

Nian Xi at the side said, "Are you sure it's him?"

"Of course, I'm sure it's him." The young man put his arms around Xiang Ru and rubbed his shoulders.

Nian Xi was silent for a while, "As long as you like it."

Seeing Daddy's expression, the young man thought he would be stopped: "..."

It's that simple?

Facts told him it was really that simple.

Nian Xi took a sip of tea, then looked at Xiang Ru, "Gungun likes you, so we won't interfere too much in your affairs. But..."

The young man who had just breathed a sigh of relief felt uneasy again, and his hands holding Xiang Ru tightened a little.

"What are you going to do with the nightmare pill?"

The young man and Xiang Ru looked at each other, and asked together: "What demon pill?"

Judging from this reaction, the two seemed completely unaware.

Tao Xiao rolled his eyes, "What kind of demon pill is there, the nightmare is only a skeleton, and the demon pill is on your man now."

The young man couldn't help turning his head to look at Xiang Ru, who was puzzled.

After some conversation, one person and one monster finally understood what was going on.

For some unknown reason, the demon pill of the nightmare was integrated into Xiang Ru's body, which is why he has such a powerful aura field.

It is also because Xiang Ru is a human being, so those problems on his body, such as not sleeping well, hallucinations, etc., are probably sequelae after the fusion of the demon pill.

After figuring it out, Xiang Ru touched the young man with a worried expression on his face, and looked forward to the handsome young man who seemed to have nothing to do with him, "Senior, what do you think should be done?"

There was a smile on Nian Xi's cold face, "Are you asking me?"

"I don't know much about the monster race, nor do I know how the Nightmare Tapir's demon pill came to me. Since the senior raised this question, there must be a solution."

Nian Xi raised her eyebrows, but said nothing.

The young man came to his senses, looked at Er Dad who was smiling without any warmth and Xiang Ru who looked calm, "I don't agree."

Tao Xiao choked for a moment, feeling a little headache, "What do you disagree with?"

The young man choked up, and protected Xiang Ru behind him like a baby, "Anyway, I don't agree."

Tao Xiao inhaled, exhaled, inhaled, exhaled, trying to calm down.

Can't calm down at all!

This brat!

Tao Xiao grabbed the young man over and couldn't help shouting: "Do you think we are going to kill him? Ah, what's the use of him being a human being who wants the demon pill? The demon pill on him is harming him. Dig out the demon pill and give it to me." Are you okay?"

The young man murmured, "Is that so?"

"Otherwise, what do you think? I really think we are unreasonable!" Tao Xiao threw away the young man, with a complicated expression on his face, like disgust and hatred for iron.

You are really unreasonable at ordinary times, the young man said inwardly.

It's not his fault, these two fathers are too easy to talk to today.

He knew that the two fathers loved him and would not object but might make things difficult for Xiang Ru. He even made a series of coquettish and cute plans.

It turned out to be useless.

Things are going incredibly well.

Tao Xiao grimaced, and put his claw-like hands on Xiang Ru's chest, and a demon pill glowing white appeared in his palm.

He casually threw the Yaodan to the young man who was still in a daze, "Okay, don't look for us if you have nothing to do in the future, as if we have nothing to do..."

The young man held the demon pill with a complicated expression.

He had just put away the demon pill, and when he looked up, he found that the two fathers had long since disappeared.

Only then did he realize Xiang Ru's anomaly, and poked the man who was still sitting upright, "Don't be nervous, they've already left."

Xiang Ru moved and rubbed his forehead. Now he remembered what happened in the back mountain before, combined with the situation of being immobilized just now, he couldn't help but say, "Alan~"

"Ok?"

"Next time...can you..."

"what?"

"Nothing." Xiang Ru smiled and said, "Have we met our parents?"

The young man bowed his eyebrows and nodded, "My father and the others have admitted you."

"Then next time, go to my house."

Alas?

"Go and meet my parents."

The young man froze for a moment, then jumped up and rushed towards the man with expectant eyes, "Okay, next time I'll go see your parents."