Shit shovel officer come and feed me

There was only one monster skeleton in the ancient tomb, and he couldn't figure out what to see there, but since his second father had said it, he still had to go and see it.

"It's so late?" Xiang Ru put away the bowls and chopsticks, feeling a little worried.

Mao Tuanzi took a look at his state, and it was really not suitable for him to go now, and he had to wait until he was in the best state.

Xiang Ru seemed relieved, and stepped forward to hold the boy's hand, "It's late, go to bed first?"

Hearing the words, the young man turned into a ball of hair and jumped into Xiang Ru's arms, "Okay, go to sleep!"

Xiang Ru: "..."

"Why are you still in a daze? Didn't you say to go to bed first?"

Thinking that he could share the bed with the young man, Xiang Ru put away the regret in his eyes, and stroked the hairy ball's head with his palm, "Well, sleep."

……

The next day's breakfast is very suitable for young people.

He swallowed the last piece of steak, touched his stomach, and slumped on the chair in satisfaction, blowing rainbow fart, "It's delicious, you are really good."

Xiang Ru just smiled, he had obviously laughed too much recently, seeing the young man's satisfied face, he also brightened up in his heart.

"Are you going to go like this?" Xiang Ru asked before going out.

The young man sensed the location of the ancient tomb and frowned, "There are a lot of people."

"It has been confirmed that it is an ancient tomb, so there will naturally be more people." Xiang Ru explained.

"Then I'll go tonight."

As for what to do during the day, the young man decided to go to class with the man.

He hadn't sat down in human form to listen to the man's class.

Covering the blue pupils that are different from ordinary people, using the trick to make the long hair into short hair, and then referring to the clothes in the man's closet to transform into one.After finishing it, the young man looked at himself, nodded in satisfaction, and turned to Xiang Ru, "Let's go, go to class."

The two went out like this.

……

Sitting in the human form and listening to Xiang Ru's lecture on the podium seems nothing special.

Even though he has captured a lot of information in Xiang Ru's mind, he is still not interested in this knowledge, and his mind is full of all kinds of food.

But...why are so many people taking pictures of me?

The young man has a handsome face and a noble temperament, which naturally caused a sensation in a class where there were mostly female students.

"Who is this handsome guy? I want to know his information within three seconds!"

"Is this from our academy? When did our academy produce such a handsome person? I didn't know???"

"To be honest, this little brother, I can!!!"

Everyone didn't say anything, but the flying fingers and excited expressions couldn't escape Xiang Ru's eyes.

The young man sat quietly by the window with a gentle expression. Looking out of the window, the profile of his face was warmed by the sun. He was indeed very attractive in a history school where there were few male students.

Xiang Ru lowered his eyes, he felt a little regretful.

Regret bringing youth into class and being seen by so many.

When the bell rang for the end of get out of class, Xiang Ru put down the handout and looked to the window, only to find that the young man had left the classroom quickly.

Xiang Ru: ... Are you feeling bored?

The young man was indeed bored. Since he didn't understand the class, he could only look out the window in boredom, and then he saw an acquaintance... oh no, an acquainted cat.

The big orange-yellow-striped cat spread its belly and half-closed its eyes, lying on the lawn leisurely basking in the sun.

Life is all about sunshine.

Someone blocked his light.

He raised his eyelids, and found that the person blocking his sunlight was a human being. He raised his paw, his stomach trembling, "Seeing how eager you are, I will allow you to masturbate for a while."

The young man smiled, knelt down and poked the orange cat's belly, "Why are you getting fat again?"

Ok?

The smell is a bit familiar, why is it like that milk cat?

The orange cat turned around nimbly, approached the young man and sniffed, "It really smells like a milk cat."

The owner of the milk cat?

"Ah, I forgot to change the language." The young man poked the orange cat on the head again, and meowed, "Long time no see, you're getting fat again."

The orange cat who understands: "???"

The young man smiled, "Seeing how boring you are, why don't you go to class with me?"

After speaking, he didn't wait for the orange cat to respond, picked up the cat by the nape of its neck, and went back to the classroom.

By the time he walked into the classroom, the class bell had rung.

Everyone looked at the young man who was late with an orange cat in his arms, with sympathy in his eyes... He was late for Professor Xiang's class, so he didn't want to?

Huh?Professor Xiang didn't turn off the air conditioner!

Huh huh?He even hugged the cat and challenged Professor Xiang?

That's Professor Xiang Ru with a cold face!

Some students who had a good impression of the youth were sweating coldly for him at the moment.

But things were contrary to what they had imagined. The cold-faced Xiang Ru on the podium was not dissatisfied, but hooked the corners of his mouth and smiled at the young man.

Laugh, yes, laugh!

The promised cold-faced professor, a point-deducting maniac, especially likes to hang people? !

Everyone: ...Professor Xiang is probably not a fake.

The obvious result of Professor Xiang's smile is that everyone is absent-minded in class.

after class.

Everyone just breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that they could get rid of the strange atmosphere, and then they saw the cold-faced Professor Xiang put away the lecture notes and walked towards the young man, as if he wanted to pat the other party's head, and then was stuffed by an orange cat. Full of arms, I had no choice but to reach out to catch it...

Everyone: ... Sure enough, something is wrong, right? !

What about that cold and clean professor Xiang?

Who is that gentle-looking person holding a fat orange cat in front of him!

"You don't want to take him to the barbecue shop, do you?" Xiang Ru stiffened, looking at the orange cat in his arms, and asked.

Seeing the man's reaction, the young man hugged the orange cat back, touched the orange cat's pointed ears, "You don't like it?"

Xiang Ru shook his head, "No, it's just that cats should not be allowed in the store."

The young man suddenly realized, nodded, and kindly released the orange cat, "I thought you didn't like cats. He... is probably my first good friend in the human world."

Xiang Ru patted the young man's head and smiled, "Let's go, go eat barbecue, there may be no seats if it's late."

The barbecue shop is near the school, and the young man has been yelling for a long time, but now he can't wait to smell the smell.

Xiang Ru laughed, and put the pork belly and beef slices on the baking tray, "So greedy?"

The young man's eyes were glued to the sliced ​​meat, and he sighed, "You don't understand. Monster... In our place, you can hardly eat these delicious foods."

Speaking of this, the young man's tone was inevitably a little sour, "My second father can cook some, but I have eaten it twice in so many years. Unlike here, you can play with so many tricks."

"You are here now, you can eat whatever you want."

It's best not to leave and stay in the human world.

"Of course, I want to eat all the delicious food here!"

"That might be a little difficult."

"Don't be afraid, my lifespan...is very long, and I can definitely finish eating those delicacies."

Xiang Ru smiled, wrapped the roasted pork belly with lettuce leaves, and handed it to the young man, "Try it?"

"Mmm... delicious." The pork belly is fat and thin, wrapped in lettuce, and the greasy meat is gone. I took a bite while it was hot, and my mouth was full of fragrance. "I want more!"

After speaking, he took a piece of lettuce himself, looked at the slice of meat on the grill, and anxiously waited for the next piece.

"Is it ready? Is it ready to eat?"

……

"Delicious... hiccup~"

After the meal, the young man chewed on the milk tea straw and relished it contentedly, "That pork belly is really delicious."

"Well, come again next time."

"Chicken skin is also okay, the spicy beef is spicy enough, and I also like burnt chicken wings..."

"Hmm..." Xiang Ru responded with a smile.

"Do you like the human world?"

"Of course I like it. There are a lot of delicious food and fun here. I really envy you!"

Unlike him, in comparison, the life he lived before was nothing but blood...

"In this case, then... can you not leave?" Xiang Ru asked, his fingertips tightened, and he was a little nervous.

"Huh? Won't you leave?" The young man froze for a moment, frowning, but didn't answer.

Xiang Ru was silent, and as the young man's smile disappeared, his heart sank slowly.

After a while, he twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "I'm just asking. Why don't you think about what to eat for dinner? I'll make it for you..."

The young man was easily distracted, and turned his head to worry about eating. This topic seemed to be put on hold.

In the dream at night, the begonias are in full bloom, and the zinnias are in full bloom...

The blue-eyed, black-haired young man rested his chin on his hands, playing with the vines hanging from his head in boredom. For some reason, the words of the man during the day came to mind.

He always felt that when the man asked him, it was a little strange.

——"Can you, not leave?"

It seems to be how to say it.

His eyes fell on Xiang Ru, he scanned it once, twice... until the man put down the book and looked over curiously.

The two looked at each other in silence.

After a while, the young man cleared his throat, "You don't want me to leave?"

Xiang Ru nodded honestly.

The young man blinked, "Why?"

Xiang Ru paused, the page in his hand was crumpled, he looked at the young man with only curiosity and puzzlement on his face, and said with a wry smile, "Because I like you."

As soon as this sentence is said, those hidden and secretly breeding feelings seem to be easy to export.

Xiang Ru put down the book and looked at the young man squarely, "Because I like you, I don't want you to leave."

The young man was completely stunned.