Shit shovel officer come and feed me

He has seen the man.

His eyes fell on the two of them.The two were wearing the same white robes embroidered with silver silk and bamboo. The young man was lying on each other's lap with a dependent and trusting expression. His lips opened and closed as if talking about something. hair strands...

Is it a couple?Xiang Ru paused slightly, with hesitation on his expression.

At this moment, the man who had been smoothing the young man's hair just now turned his head and looked at him with sharp and cold eyes.

This kind of look... Xiang Ru felt that his mind went blank, the surrounding scenery faded away, and only those sharp narrow phoenix eyes were left in his sight.

He calmed down, but found that the man was looking down at the chattering young man on his lap, and his movements did not change.

The turning around just now seemed to be his illusion.

Xiang Ru took a deep breath, raised his foot to go to the gazebo, but froze in place the next second.

When Tao Xiao came back, he raised his eyebrows and looked at the man who was frozen into a wooden sculpture, clapped his hands nonchalantly, stepped forward, stretched out his hand towards the young man who was still acting like a baby, and threw it decisively.

The young man fell directly on his buttocks and sat heavily on the ground.

"It's almost done, and you're still acting like a baby at such an age!" Tao Xiao nodded in satisfaction after getting the little boy away, and sat next to Nianxi, holding hands tightly.

The young man was dazed for a while, and he got up after a while. Hearing this, he couldn't help but retort: ​​"I'm only three hundred years old! I just transformed into form!"

"Aren't you ashamed to act coquettishly after being transformed?"

The young man rubbed his butt angrily, "Then you won't be gentle, it hurts when the doll falls..."

Tao Xiao was still about to say something, but Nian Xi turned to look at him, and said lightly, "You are only three hundred years old?"

Tao Xiao glanced at the boy, and grinned, as if he really hurt from the fall, so he shut up.

The young man was still in pain, his blue eyes were misty, he held Nian Xi's other hand, and called out aggrievedly: "Second father~"

"Bang..." Tao Xiao was also thrown away by Nian Xi just like he lifted the cub, and fell ten meters away.

He got up with a low cough, removed the fallen leaves stuck in his hair, and saw the aggrieved boy turn his head and gave him a provocative look.

Tao Xiao: "..."

To hell with his grievances, Bala, this brat has already learned badly from those foxes.

He patted the dust on his hands, glanced at Xiang Ru next to him without any trace, and instead of leaving immediately, he sent a voice transmission to Nian Xi, "How to deal with this?"

"Hey... this two-legged beast was not burst by the demon core, it's a bit interesting..."

"Can I swallow him?" Tao Xiao looked around the frozen man and asked directly.

"The demon pill in his body belongs to the Mengzu..." Nian Xi transmitted the demonic energy into the young man's body while transmitting voice, "Keep it, it may be useful for Gun Gun."

Tao Xiao smacked his lips and rubbed his chin with some regret, "Understood."

After he finished speaking, he gently raised his hand, and a wave of monster power fell on Xiang Ru without a trace.

After finishing it, he walked towards the young man and rubbed the young man's smooth black hair like a bird's nest, "Let's go... I'll take you to see the place I'm looking for..."

……

After the three monsters left for a long time, Xiang Ru, who had been maintaining his walking posture, blinked and came back to his senses.

The twilight dyed the surrounding trees with a layer of golden brilliance. He looked at his feet and then at the colorful clouds in the sky, feeling a little dazed.

Why is he here?

Until he went down the mountain and returned home, Xiang Ru still didn't understand why he went to the back mountain and what he did there...

"Huh..." Xiang Ru poured some cold water on his face, looked at the person in the mirror, rubbed his forehead, and felt the cold feeling from his temples all the way to his heart.

After he felt that he was more awake, he still didn't think about it. He always felt that the answer was about to come out, but there was like a cloud of fog in his mind, which firmly covered the truth.

And then he noticed—the cat was gone again.

The tall man pursed his lips. After searching around to no avail, he opened the software helplessly, but a line of prompts popped up.

"No picture detected, please turn on the camera."

Xiang Ru was taken aback by holding the phone.

It was already late at night, and with the support of sufficient and pure demon power, the young man did not appear uncontrollably with animal ears and tails.

It's just that he has some resentment towards the name "Gun Gun", "I've grown up, can you call me Gun Gun again!"

"Okay, get out." Tao Xiao stroked the young man's soft hair again, not taking it seriously.

"I'm not rolling!"

"Then what are you?" Tao Xiao responded casually, his eyes fell on Nian Xi who was carefully checking the situation of the little boy, with a gentle expression, "You are so cute..."

The young man couldn't help but think of the real Gun Gun—the round, naive-looking giant panda who makes a living by being cute.

He really couldn't refute that Gun Gun was not cute.

"But I'm not really rolling..." The young man simply returned to his original shape, flicking his big fluffy tail, "Look, my tail is long and the fur is very fluffy."

Nian Xi caught Mao Tuanzi, and Mao Tuanzi continued to paw at his eyes, "I don't have dark circles either... the hair on my body is not black and white."

Projecting the real roll in mid-air, the hairy ball turned back into a human form. He pointed to the black and white ball that climbed up the tree but quickly fell down, and then pointed to himself, saying: "Except we all have hair, where else are we? Like?"

He is not that stupid!

Nian Xi touched the top of the young man's head, "You are not an iron eater."

This time it was the young man's turn to be surprised. He stood there for a while before pointing to the projected panda and asking, "Iron-eating beast?"

Nian Xi nodded affirmatively.

"The iron-eating beast that is said to be the Chiyou War Beast?" The young man still had an expression of disbelief.

Tao Xiao slapped the young man on the head, "Anyway, you are called Gun Gun..."

The young man stopped talking, and tried his best to digest the news that the stuff in Daju's mouth, which is regarded as a national treasure by human beings in China, would actually be an iron-eating beast.

Nian Xi glanced at Tao Xiao coldly, straightened the young man's messy black hair, and asked warmly, "Why don't you want to be called Gun Gun again?"

"Other people have names..." The young man who was comforted quickly put his head on Nian Xi's arm, and hugged him coquettishly, "In the demon world, Ah Rui and others all have surnames, and humans also have names, such as Xiang Confucianism, He Shuang, Yi Shiyu..."

"I can change shape now, and I want to have a name too."

"It's not that simple, it's called Tao Gun..." Seeing Nian Xi's warning eyes, Tao Xiao gradually lowered his voice and fell silent.

Nian Xi silently memorized the string of names just now, and was about to speak when she saw the eyes of the child in her arms darken, and asked in a low voice.

"Second father, am I, am I not your child?"

Nian Xi paused, his outstretched hand froze in mid-air.

"Male and male will not have children...and my original shape is not at all like you."

Nian Xi sighed when he heard the words, withdrew his hand, and looked at the young man with a complicated expression for a while.

"I thought you knew……"

Youth: "? So I'm really not your child?"

Tao Xiao already bent over with a smile on the side.

"Why do you think you are our child?" Nian Xi glanced at the young man and decided in his heart to keep this silly child by his side for a while.

If he let it out like this, he was afraid that the child would be stupid to death by him.

"Aren't you my father..." Xu felt that it was too embarrassing, the young man didn't even want to maintain his human form, so he changed back to his original form, grabbed his own tail, and tried to save some face.

"Hahahaha, whoever told you to open your eyes can call you daddy, I can't let you call us mother, hahahahahahahahahahahaha" Tao Xiao laughed louder, and in his excitement, he smashed several big trees nearby.

The snow-white Mao Tuanzi was stunned, holding its tail in its mouth, squatting silently in a corner, shutting itself off.

Nian Xi looked at Mao Tuanzi's skillful squatting in the corner, sighed, and looked towards the place where Mengzu Yaodan was.

The dream race... Maybe the human world is more suitable for them to survive.

*

Xiang Ru waited for a long time, but before the cat came back, he waited for a call from the courier and his mother.

The man closed the door, put on the bluetooth headset, and after connecting the phone, he took out a knife and opened the package.

"Little Confucian...why didn't you come back this week?" Mother Xiang was half lying on the sofa, putting on a mask and calling her youngest son.

"The school has something to do..."

"Oh, I heard from Shiyu that you asked her to eat hot pot at your place yesterday?"

Xiang Ru took out a small pet locator and hummed when he heard this.

"Did you call Xiaochen at night?"

Xiang Ru froze for a moment, then continued to hum.

Mother Xiang got an affirmative answer, sat up directly from the sofa, and hit a straight ball, "Do you have someone you like?"

The silence on the other side was a bit long this time, and after a while, Xiang Ru's voice sounded, still a low "um".

Mother Xiang slapped her legs excitedly, thinking that her guess was right. Shiyu told her that Xiaoru was surprised that she didn't pay much attention to it, but then the eldest son told her that Xiaoru called to ask for funds, and said "raise I can afford it." In this case, she felt that something was wrong with her youngest son.

She didn't even care about facial masks, and now she just wanted to ask how old the person her son liked was, what he looked like, and where he lived...

But soon, she calmed down, "Xiao Ru, which girl do you like? Don't be afraid, our family still prepares a bride price..."

"He's a boy..."

"Hey boy, boy... boy???"

"Well, man."

Silent.

Mother Xiang could only hear her own breathing. She pulled off the mask and said calmly, "Boys are fine too. When will you bring them home..."

"I don't know." Xiang Ru answered honestly.

Mother Xiang was stunned, "...what do you mean?"

Xiang Ru looked at the young man in the painting, and covered the butterfly with his fingers. From a distance, he seemed to be in contact with the young man, "I don't know if he likes me...but I like him."

He moved his fingertips away and looked at the young man in the painting tenderly, "I like him, and I want to be with him."

Well, the youngest son is still in the crush stage!

Mother Xiang rolled her eyes, hung up the phone, and was about to continue applying her mask.