Shit shovel officer come and feed me
Chapter 3 Two hair balls
In the deep night, the man on the bed breathed steadily and fell asleep, but the Mao Tuanzi in the box still had a pair of round blue eyes open.
With two front paws under his chin, he was thinking about a question: How did things become like this?
The aura field on the man was too strong for the demon to ignore, and he was injured and needed to be healed, so it was normal to want to hug such a thigh.
However, if it wasn't for this big monster pretending to be so wicked, there is only one possibility, that he is not a monster at all.
The kind that couldn't understand him, not even the simplest cleaning spell.
He felt a wave of malice, and when he thought of how he sincerely called the man's daddy to try to hug his thigh, he was so wronged that he wanted to cry.
Fortunately, the two fathers were not there, so they didn't see his stupid appearance.Otherwise, even if he is his own father, he will be photographed as a cake.
It's okay to show weakness, and it's not embarrassing to pretend to be a cub and call someone a father. The problem is that he called a father who can't even cleanse!
Thinking of the astonishing strength of the two fathers, Mao Tuanzi trembled in fear, grabbed his tail and shrunk himself into a ball.
After the fear was over, Mao Tuanzi couldn't help but climbed out of the box.Looking at his muddy body and the figure sleeping soundly on the bed, he thought of all the things during the day, and his paws were eager to move.
Just as he was about to jump onto the bed with his hind legs, a strong spiritual energy emanated from the man, part of which was absorbed by him automatically, and the rest centered on the man and spread to the surroundings.
The jumping motion faltered for a while, and Mao Tuanzi still didn't jump onto the bed in the end. He felt the thick aura around him complicatedly, and simply curled up on the spot, forming a ball to absorb the pure aura in the room.
The aura was overflowing, but it never left the room. The hairball kept absorbing it until it was full.
He opened his eyes contentedly, the room was still dark, only some light was faintly peeking out from the window.
The blue animal pupils flickered, Mudfur Tuanzi felt his injury, and looked at the man on the bed with more complicated eyes.
In just one night, the spiritual energy almost healed his injury. Looking at it this way, the man actually has pretty thighs.
But this can't conceal that the man is a weak chicken who can't even use a cleaning spell!
What's the use of having a huge body of spiritual energy, you can't even use a cleaning spell, and you have to wash your clothes yourself if they are dirty!
Even now that his injury is almost healed, he doesn't dare to give himself a cleansing spell to wash away the dirt, what if the man is out of balance?
Mao Tuanzi patted the hanging bed sheet angrily, leaving a muddy plum blossom claw on it, which made him feel better.
He moved very lightly, but the man on the bed seemed to notice it, his brows were wrinkled, his eyelashes blinked, as if he was about to wake up.
After waiting on the spot for a long time, I still didn't see the man opening his eyes and shaking his ears. After walking around the room, he finally made up his mind—climbed back to the box, curled up his body, and wrapped his body with his big tail. , fell asleep.
Sleeped all night?
No, he is obviously serious about cultivating and healing, and now is his bedtime.
The veritable mud dumpling's ears droop down and stick tightly to its head, so the whole dumpling looks smoother and more rounded.
Consciousness gradually blurred, he only vaguely felt that the man seemed to get up, and then he was completely pulled away by Duke Zhou.
The man on the bed was stunned for a moment, his eyes were full of confusion, which made the indifferent eyebrows look much calmer.He took his mobile phone and raised his eyebrows when he saw the time displayed on it. He was a little surprised. It wasn't early morning but morning?
Putting on a nightgown and walking to the window, the dark curtains were pulled open, and the gentle sunlight immediately entered the room, dispelling the original darkness.
Xiang Ru froze for a moment, it was really... morning.
Gun Gun slept so soundly that he didn't even know that the man had moved the box with him.
He was awakened by a scent.
The box was placed in the living room, and the hairball inside shrugged its nose. It poked its head out and sniffed around, then opened its eyes suddenly, staring at the direction of the kitchen.
It's the smell of delicious food!
It smells so good... Mao Tuanzi quickly crawled out of the box, his saliva almost flowed out. He didn't even think about it, and ran to the place where the fragrance came from.
Then hit the man's leg.
Xiang Ru lowered his head, and what he saw was a milk cat with glowing eyes looking at him.The hair was still dirty, and the blue eyes were wide open, staring at him... the plate in his hand without blinking.
He bypassed the milk cat, put the plate on the table, then went to the refrigerator to take out the milk, heated it up, took back the shallow saucer from before, poured a little into it, and pushed it in front of the milk cat.
Mao Tuanzi looked at the shallow layer of milk in front of him, then looked at the plate on the table, sniffed the smell in the air, and showed a disgusted expression at the shallow plate.
I want to eat what’s on the table, and I’m determined not to drink milk!
But after the man pushed the milk in front of him, he ignored the milk cat under the table.
The toast is burnt and yellowed, and the bacon is crispy and slightly rolled. It is served with a golden fried egg sprinkled with sea salt. A simple sandwich with vegetable salad is a very ordinary breakfast.
As soon as Xiang Ru took a bite, the movement under his feet could not be ignored.
He lowered his head, and his eyes met the milk cat under the table.
"Meow~" There was a baby meow, and the squatting little guy looked at him with those wet eyes again.
Seeing that the man didn't respond, Mao Tuanzi swallowed the saliva he secreted, looked at the man eagerly, and called out again in a milky voice, "I want to eat too~"
The man looked at him for a moment, then silently looked away.
Mao Tuanzi: "..."
Mao Tuanzi patted the ground, and the scent tickled his heart.But he didn't know the details of the man, and he didn't want to act rashly, so he could only hug the man's trouser legs with his claws, and was about to walk away in a cute way, when he saw the man put something in the shallow dish.
Ok?
Mao Tuanzi quickly retracted his claws, and found that there was a small piece of meat in the shallow dish.
Yes, a small piece, no bigger than his paw, was lying in a shallow saucer, exuding an enticing aroma, inviting him to swallow it.
After eating the sliced meat on the plate in one bite, he licked the milk on his mouth, and regret flashed in his eyes.
Didn't taste it at all.
Seeing that he had finished eating, the man cut another small piece of bacon, and still swallowed the hairballs in one gulp.
Although it didn't have aura, it seemed delicious. Mao Tuanzi licked the corner of his mouth and continued to look at the man eagerly.
He hadn't eaten any delicious food before. Although his two fathers both had big stomachs and could cook some simple food, the number of times he ate cooked food could be counted on his two paws over the past few hundred years.
In the past, his food was either nectar or monster meat. The meat was still bloody, and it would be good if the hair could be removed. How could he cook it so carefully like this man.
After thinking about it, Mao Tuanzi still licked all the milk in the plate so as not to affect the taste of the meat, then he continued to hook the man's trouser legs, meowing, "I want~ a little more..."
The man cut up small pieces of bacon and put them on the plate.
Swallow it in one gulp.
"Meow meow meow..."
Cut up the fried egg and devour it in one bite.
……
The milk cat is not big, and every time Xiang Ru feeds it, he cuts it into small pieces, but after so many times, he looks at his plate, and then at the milk cat who is still eager to stare at the movements of his hands.
I've been feeding more than half of it, and the food I've been feeding is almost as big as a half-milk cat. How come this cat's belly...hasn't changed at all?
"Keep going, don't stop~" The bacon is burnt and crisp, and the fried egg is stuffy but not greasy. For a demon who has never eaten cooked food, the taste is really good.
However, he had just tasted it, and the man refused to feed it any more.So anxious that he started circling around the man's feet again, flicking his big tail and slapping the man's calf, making soft cries incessantly.
For this stuttering, he also tried his best to please the man, even his two fathers, at most, he only received this treatment.
But the man acted as if he didn't see or feel it. When the knife and fork moved, all the leftover food went into his own mouth.
Mao Tuanzi watched the man eat the remaining bacon and fried egg in one bite, and then the crispy toast, without reacting for a while.
After Xiang Ru finished the little breakfast left, he turned his eyes to the milk cat again, and then he frowned.
What's the matter with this pair of eyes with moist eyes, whether you want to cry or not?
Mao Tuanzi slapped the man's leg with his big tail, "Meow ow ow!!!"
I'm not full yet, why are you stopping! ! !
I want to eat meat! ! !
Meat!Meat!Meat!
The man was not annoyed when he was photographed, he was in a good mood today, and even he could tolerate the muddy cat that was still covered in mud.
He took a sip of water and brought over the vegetable salad next to him. He glanced at the milk cat out of the corner of his eye, and put some more in a shallow dish.
Mao Tuanzi looked at the plate, then at the man staring at him expressionlessly, and became even angrier.
"I want to eat meat! Meat!! I'm not a rabbit eating grass! Give me meat!! I want to eat meat!!!" Because the man couldn't understand his own words, Mao Tuan became more courageous and shouted directly. .
Even if he couldn't understand what the cat was calling, Xiang Ru could tell from the sharper and sharper voice that the cat probably, maybe, didn't like the vegetables on the plate very much.
After eating the salad in two or three bites, Xiang Ru glanced at the milk cat under his feet, and walked towards the kitchen.
Cats like to eat fish, and he remembered that he bought some salmon yesterday.
The salmon was taken out of the refrigerator, the plastic wrap was removed, and after thawing and cleaning, the man picked up the knife.
Mao Tuanzi followed to the kitchen angrily, watched the man prepare new ingredients, then nodded in satisfaction, and squatted at the door to watch the man's movements.
After removing the fish scales, fins, pelvic fins, and pectoral fins, the sharp knife tip enters along the gill cover and cuts off the fish head. Xiang Ru cuts the fish open from the ventral side and divides the fish body into two pieces.
The orange-red fish was mixed with a faint smell of sea water. Before Mao Tuanzi could see it clearly, the fish body on the cutting board had turned into three pieces.
Mao Tuanzi: "Meow meow?"
what happened?
No one answered him. The man moved very skillfully. He used tweezers to remove the spines from the fish, removed the skin, and then cut the fish into pieces and placed them on the plate.
Inside the clean white tableware, the salmon pieces have clear texture and appropriate thickness. Even without other embellishments, they still look beautiful like a work of art.
It's a pity that Mao Tuanzi doesn't know how to appreciate the so-called presentation of food. For him, delicious food is far more important than good-looking food. He stared at the man curiously, intending to see what the man would do next.
The tall man just looked at the hairball by the door, cut the fish on the plate into smaller pieces, took out a small fork, and squatted down with the fish on it.
Mao Tuanzi looked at the piece of fish that reached his mouth. It had a faint taste of sea water. It was the right size for him to swallow in one gulp. The fried egg and bacon tasted really good.Out of trust, he swallowed the fish in front of him in one gulp.
……
After swallowing that small piece of fish meat, Mao Tuanzi no longer had any interest in circling around the man.
He prefers cooked food, such as the omelette and bacon before. In contrast, the taste of this fish is not so amazing.
But once the appetite starts, it's hard to stop.Seeing that the man was not going to cook the two delicious foods before, Mao Tuanzi looked at the extremely beautiful fish on the plate and was not picky.
Although it is not as good as fried eggs and bacon, after processing, there is no fishbone of the card monster, and the fishy smell is not very strong, so it tastes good.
He ate half of a plate of salmon, and the rest went into the man's stomach.
After eating and drinking, Mao Tuanzi lay on the floor, his eyes fell on the man, and he sighed silently.
Although the thigh he hugged couldn't use spells, it was a little different from what he had imagined, but it would be delicious... Seems like it wasn't that bad?
Knowing that he is not hugging a strong thigh, and eating cooked food that is much more delicious than before, his rolling mind is alive again.
Before he made a fuss, the man prepared fish pieces for him. If he makes a fuss again, will the man make him something more, such as the fried eggs and meat from before?
Just accept it when you see it?
What does not exist cannot be eaten.
So, for the sake of good food, I'm going to start making trouble.
The author has something to say: Thank you for the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: 1 Qingxuan;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
With two front paws under his chin, he was thinking about a question: How did things become like this?
The aura field on the man was too strong for the demon to ignore, and he was injured and needed to be healed, so it was normal to want to hug such a thigh.
However, if it wasn't for this big monster pretending to be so wicked, there is only one possibility, that he is not a monster at all.
The kind that couldn't understand him, not even the simplest cleaning spell.
He felt a wave of malice, and when he thought of how he sincerely called the man's daddy to try to hug his thigh, he was so wronged that he wanted to cry.
Fortunately, the two fathers were not there, so they didn't see his stupid appearance.Otherwise, even if he is his own father, he will be photographed as a cake.
It's okay to show weakness, and it's not embarrassing to pretend to be a cub and call someone a father. The problem is that he called a father who can't even cleanse!
Thinking of the astonishing strength of the two fathers, Mao Tuanzi trembled in fear, grabbed his tail and shrunk himself into a ball.
After the fear was over, Mao Tuanzi couldn't help but climbed out of the box.Looking at his muddy body and the figure sleeping soundly on the bed, he thought of all the things during the day, and his paws were eager to move.
Just as he was about to jump onto the bed with his hind legs, a strong spiritual energy emanated from the man, part of which was absorbed by him automatically, and the rest centered on the man and spread to the surroundings.
The jumping motion faltered for a while, and Mao Tuanzi still didn't jump onto the bed in the end. He felt the thick aura around him complicatedly, and simply curled up on the spot, forming a ball to absorb the pure aura in the room.
The aura was overflowing, but it never left the room. The hairball kept absorbing it until it was full.
He opened his eyes contentedly, the room was still dark, only some light was faintly peeking out from the window.
The blue animal pupils flickered, Mudfur Tuanzi felt his injury, and looked at the man on the bed with more complicated eyes.
In just one night, the spiritual energy almost healed his injury. Looking at it this way, the man actually has pretty thighs.
But this can't conceal that the man is a weak chicken who can't even use a cleaning spell!
What's the use of having a huge body of spiritual energy, you can't even use a cleaning spell, and you have to wash your clothes yourself if they are dirty!
Even now that his injury is almost healed, he doesn't dare to give himself a cleansing spell to wash away the dirt, what if the man is out of balance?
Mao Tuanzi patted the hanging bed sheet angrily, leaving a muddy plum blossom claw on it, which made him feel better.
He moved very lightly, but the man on the bed seemed to notice it, his brows were wrinkled, his eyelashes blinked, as if he was about to wake up.
After waiting on the spot for a long time, I still didn't see the man opening his eyes and shaking his ears. After walking around the room, he finally made up his mind—climbed back to the box, curled up his body, and wrapped his body with his big tail. , fell asleep.
Sleeped all night?
No, he is obviously serious about cultivating and healing, and now is his bedtime.
The veritable mud dumpling's ears droop down and stick tightly to its head, so the whole dumpling looks smoother and more rounded.
Consciousness gradually blurred, he only vaguely felt that the man seemed to get up, and then he was completely pulled away by Duke Zhou.
The man on the bed was stunned for a moment, his eyes were full of confusion, which made the indifferent eyebrows look much calmer.He took his mobile phone and raised his eyebrows when he saw the time displayed on it. He was a little surprised. It wasn't early morning but morning?
Putting on a nightgown and walking to the window, the dark curtains were pulled open, and the gentle sunlight immediately entered the room, dispelling the original darkness.
Xiang Ru froze for a moment, it was really... morning.
Gun Gun slept so soundly that he didn't even know that the man had moved the box with him.
He was awakened by a scent.
The box was placed in the living room, and the hairball inside shrugged its nose. It poked its head out and sniffed around, then opened its eyes suddenly, staring at the direction of the kitchen.
It's the smell of delicious food!
It smells so good... Mao Tuanzi quickly crawled out of the box, his saliva almost flowed out. He didn't even think about it, and ran to the place where the fragrance came from.
Then hit the man's leg.
Xiang Ru lowered his head, and what he saw was a milk cat with glowing eyes looking at him.The hair was still dirty, and the blue eyes were wide open, staring at him... the plate in his hand without blinking.
He bypassed the milk cat, put the plate on the table, then went to the refrigerator to take out the milk, heated it up, took back the shallow saucer from before, poured a little into it, and pushed it in front of the milk cat.
Mao Tuanzi looked at the shallow layer of milk in front of him, then looked at the plate on the table, sniffed the smell in the air, and showed a disgusted expression at the shallow plate.
I want to eat what’s on the table, and I’m determined not to drink milk!
But after the man pushed the milk in front of him, he ignored the milk cat under the table.
The toast is burnt and yellowed, and the bacon is crispy and slightly rolled. It is served with a golden fried egg sprinkled with sea salt. A simple sandwich with vegetable salad is a very ordinary breakfast.
As soon as Xiang Ru took a bite, the movement under his feet could not be ignored.
He lowered his head, and his eyes met the milk cat under the table.
"Meow~" There was a baby meow, and the squatting little guy looked at him with those wet eyes again.
Seeing that the man didn't respond, Mao Tuanzi swallowed the saliva he secreted, looked at the man eagerly, and called out again in a milky voice, "I want to eat too~"
The man looked at him for a moment, then silently looked away.
Mao Tuanzi: "..."
Mao Tuanzi patted the ground, and the scent tickled his heart.But he didn't know the details of the man, and he didn't want to act rashly, so he could only hug the man's trouser legs with his claws, and was about to walk away in a cute way, when he saw the man put something in the shallow dish.
Ok?
Mao Tuanzi quickly retracted his claws, and found that there was a small piece of meat in the shallow dish.
Yes, a small piece, no bigger than his paw, was lying in a shallow saucer, exuding an enticing aroma, inviting him to swallow it.
After eating the sliced meat on the plate in one bite, he licked the milk on his mouth, and regret flashed in his eyes.
Didn't taste it at all.
Seeing that he had finished eating, the man cut another small piece of bacon, and still swallowed the hairballs in one gulp.
Although it didn't have aura, it seemed delicious. Mao Tuanzi licked the corner of his mouth and continued to look at the man eagerly.
He hadn't eaten any delicious food before. Although his two fathers both had big stomachs and could cook some simple food, the number of times he ate cooked food could be counted on his two paws over the past few hundred years.
In the past, his food was either nectar or monster meat. The meat was still bloody, and it would be good if the hair could be removed. How could he cook it so carefully like this man.
After thinking about it, Mao Tuanzi still licked all the milk in the plate so as not to affect the taste of the meat, then he continued to hook the man's trouser legs, meowing, "I want~ a little more..."
The man cut up small pieces of bacon and put them on the plate.
Swallow it in one gulp.
"Meow meow meow..."
Cut up the fried egg and devour it in one bite.
……
The milk cat is not big, and every time Xiang Ru feeds it, he cuts it into small pieces, but after so many times, he looks at his plate, and then at the milk cat who is still eager to stare at the movements of his hands.
I've been feeding more than half of it, and the food I've been feeding is almost as big as a half-milk cat. How come this cat's belly...hasn't changed at all?
"Keep going, don't stop~" The bacon is burnt and crisp, and the fried egg is stuffy but not greasy. For a demon who has never eaten cooked food, the taste is really good.
However, he had just tasted it, and the man refused to feed it any more.So anxious that he started circling around the man's feet again, flicking his big tail and slapping the man's calf, making soft cries incessantly.
For this stuttering, he also tried his best to please the man, even his two fathers, at most, he only received this treatment.
But the man acted as if he didn't see or feel it. When the knife and fork moved, all the leftover food went into his own mouth.
Mao Tuanzi watched the man eat the remaining bacon and fried egg in one bite, and then the crispy toast, without reacting for a while.
After Xiang Ru finished the little breakfast left, he turned his eyes to the milk cat again, and then he frowned.
What's the matter with this pair of eyes with moist eyes, whether you want to cry or not?
Mao Tuanzi slapped the man's leg with his big tail, "Meow ow ow!!!"
I'm not full yet, why are you stopping! ! !
I want to eat meat! ! !
Meat!Meat!Meat!
The man was not annoyed when he was photographed, he was in a good mood today, and even he could tolerate the muddy cat that was still covered in mud.
He took a sip of water and brought over the vegetable salad next to him. He glanced at the milk cat out of the corner of his eye, and put some more in a shallow dish.
Mao Tuanzi looked at the plate, then at the man staring at him expressionlessly, and became even angrier.
"I want to eat meat! Meat!! I'm not a rabbit eating grass! Give me meat!! I want to eat meat!!!" Because the man couldn't understand his own words, Mao Tuan became more courageous and shouted directly. .
Even if he couldn't understand what the cat was calling, Xiang Ru could tell from the sharper and sharper voice that the cat probably, maybe, didn't like the vegetables on the plate very much.
After eating the salad in two or three bites, Xiang Ru glanced at the milk cat under his feet, and walked towards the kitchen.
Cats like to eat fish, and he remembered that he bought some salmon yesterday.
The salmon was taken out of the refrigerator, the plastic wrap was removed, and after thawing and cleaning, the man picked up the knife.
Mao Tuanzi followed to the kitchen angrily, watched the man prepare new ingredients, then nodded in satisfaction, and squatted at the door to watch the man's movements.
After removing the fish scales, fins, pelvic fins, and pectoral fins, the sharp knife tip enters along the gill cover and cuts off the fish head. Xiang Ru cuts the fish open from the ventral side and divides the fish body into two pieces.
The orange-red fish was mixed with a faint smell of sea water. Before Mao Tuanzi could see it clearly, the fish body on the cutting board had turned into three pieces.
Mao Tuanzi: "Meow meow?"
what happened?
No one answered him. The man moved very skillfully. He used tweezers to remove the spines from the fish, removed the skin, and then cut the fish into pieces and placed them on the plate.
Inside the clean white tableware, the salmon pieces have clear texture and appropriate thickness. Even without other embellishments, they still look beautiful like a work of art.
It's a pity that Mao Tuanzi doesn't know how to appreciate the so-called presentation of food. For him, delicious food is far more important than good-looking food. He stared at the man curiously, intending to see what the man would do next.
The tall man just looked at the hairball by the door, cut the fish on the plate into smaller pieces, took out a small fork, and squatted down with the fish on it.
Mao Tuanzi looked at the piece of fish that reached his mouth. It had a faint taste of sea water. It was the right size for him to swallow in one gulp. The fried egg and bacon tasted really good.Out of trust, he swallowed the fish in front of him in one gulp.
……
After swallowing that small piece of fish meat, Mao Tuanzi no longer had any interest in circling around the man.
He prefers cooked food, such as the omelette and bacon before. In contrast, the taste of this fish is not so amazing.
But once the appetite starts, it's hard to stop.Seeing that the man was not going to cook the two delicious foods before, Mao Tuanzi looked at the extremely beautiful fish on the plate and was not picky.
Although it is not as good as fried eggs and bacon, after processing, there is no fishbone of the card monster, and the fishy smell is not very strong, so it tastes good.
He ate half of a plate of salmon, and the rest went into the man's stomach.
After eating and drinking, Mao Tuanzi lay on the floor, his eyes fell on the man, and he sighed silently.
Although the thigh he hugged couldn't use spells, it was a little different from what he had imagined, but it would be delicious... Seems like it wasn't that bad?
Knowing that he is not hugging a strong thigh, and eating cooked food that is much more delicious than before, his rolling mind is alive again.
Before he made a fuss, the man prepared fish pieces for him. If he makes a fuss again, will the man make him something more, such as the fried eggs and meat from before?
Just accept it when you see it?
What does not exist cannot be eaten.
So, for the sake of good food, I'm going to start making trouble.
The author has something to say: Thank you for the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: 1 Qingxuan;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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