Shit shovel officer come and feed me

As soon as Xiang Ru finished dinner, he received what Yi Shiyu called a "complaint" message.

He clicked on those posts, and the names of the posts were hard to describe in words, but he knew Yi Shiyu's character, sending him these things must not be boring, so he read them seriously.

The first post was titled "Shocked!A certain beast on campus actually did this kind of thing to students——”.

The title is shocking, but after clicking on it, it organizes the places where Mao Tuanzi haunts on campus and what they often do, such as often being with fat orange rhubarb, and the most favorite thing to show off to students...

The landlord not only collected data, but also listed out a separate table based on those data to predict the time, place and possible behavior of Mao Tuanzi after that.

Judging from the feedback below, the prediction accuracy rate of this landlord is as high as 70.00%.

"Rivals in love, draw your swords, I will not die, you will be a concubine after all", the content is relatively less hard-core, and it looks a lot more casual, mostly sharing high-definition photos and short videos of fur balls.

In the photo, the milk cat is soft and cute, with blue eyes and a chubby figure. It looks very innocent, and just looking at it makes me want to touch and hug it.

It's a different look in the video.Looking at the round and chubby ball, he snatched the food from people's hands with agility that didn't fit his body at all, and then turned around and ran away without hesitation.

A set of movements is like flowing clouds and flowing water, the timing and the choice of the route are just right, and it is very skillful at first glance...

Xiang Ru continued to open the third post, the fourth, the fifth...

Combining the video of Yi Shi's quotations, as well as the revelations and sharing of students in each building, it is easy to draw a conclusion: the milk cat ate it outside.

Not only stealing food, but also doing it aboveboard, even with a bit of vigor...

Professor Xiang, who patiently read all the posts, remained silent for a long time.

Seeing Yi Shiyu's last sentence "Cats shouldn't eat so many inappropriate foods...", Professor Xiang was really silent.

Is the cat's food not tasty, or is he fed too little?

Professor Xiang, who thinks that he strictly follows the cat rice recipe and has carefully considered the nutritional combination, is a little confused.

Mao Tuanzi always eats the cat food he made cleanly every time, not picky eaters, no leftovers, nothing more worry-free.

Now these posts seem to be a slap in the face, dear, your cat is begging to be fed everywhere outside, rounding it up is equivalent to saying: You didn’t feed him~

Next time cat meal, prepare to double it.

Professor Xiang pressed his temples and made such a decision.

After reading the information, he thought for a while in the car, and between "going home to train the cat" and "the original plan", he chose to act according to the original plan.

He entered the consultation center with ease, and went to Dr. Wang's consultation room according to the appointment.

The consulting room is not big enough to make people feel overwhelmed once they enter, but it is not so small that the consultants feel nervous.The light in the room is very soft, the placement of the sofa and coffee table has also been thoughtful, and the pillows and small potted plants can also quickly relax people.

When Xiang Ru entered, Dr. Wang who was already waiting there casually handed him a glass of water.

This action was too natural, and Dr. Wang himself had a kind face, looking like a mother treating her child who just came home from get off work.There is no such a cold sense of ritual, but it is very relaxed and natural, and it feels much more comfortable.

When he sat on the sofa with water in his hand, he looked at Dr. Wang, who had a kind and non-aggressive face, but he didn't know how to speak.

Even if he was facing a psychiatrist who he was familiar with and would not reject, he did not let go of his guard so quickly.

This situation is normal, and Dr. Wang is not in a hurry. She sat on the sofa with a glass of water in her hand, looked at Xiang Ru's condition, and then said with a smile: "Are there still many students who go to class this semester?"

The tone is very calm, like a family chat.

"It's still a lot, but it's better than last semester..." Xiang Ru drank his saliva and began to relax slowly.

Once the topic was opened, the next guidance was easy. Dr. Wang picked up a few more irrelevant questions, chatted with the man for a while, and only asked the key question after seeing that he was completely relaxed.

"I see that you are in good condition. Has your life changed recently? Are you still having those strange dreams?"

The tall man lowered his eyes and stroked the cup in his hand with his fingers, "Not long ago, I raised a cat."

Dr. Wang looked at the person on the other sofa, did not speak, and assumed a posture of listening.

The man didn't pay attention, and said to himself: "When I first picked him up, he was very small and injured, but I didn't plan to raise him at that time..."

"I don't know why I kept him...but now it feels good to have a cat."

He sighed, and looked at Dr. Wang who was listening, "After raising a cat, I haven't had those strange dreams, and the sense of illusion that I used to feel before is much weaker..."

Watching the jokes and jokes of the students on campus, I will no longer feel like watching a fake movie, getting along with my family, and there will be no more absurd associations that the people close to me will become monsters in the next second... …

And all these changes began after picking up the cat that day.

"I think the reason may be the cat." He came to this conclusion.

"Do you think this cat helped you?" Dr. Wang asked with a smile.

Xiang Ru didn't answer, he stroked the water glass and thought.

Seeing the man like this, Dr. Wang asked again: "Can you tell me about that cat?"

As soon as this question was asked, a soft color appeared in the man's eyes, "Very cute..."

The whole body is snow-white, without a single hair, and the body is round and soft. When lying on the sofa or sleeping in the nest, it always reminds him of the scarf his mother wears in winter. It also feels good to the touch, so soft .

When acting coquettishly, it will always turn around him, and its fluffy and fluffy tail will sweep over its calves, but sometimes it has a very bad temper.Get angry with him, turn your back on him and put your ass on him, ignore people, you don't even know why he is angry...

He is also greedy, every time it is time for him to cook, the milk cat will follow him, and sometimes he will be eaten if he is not paying attention...

When the man talks about cats, the corners of his mouth are slightly raised, and the fundus of his eyes are soft, which removes a lot of the cold feeling from the man's body, making him look warm and cute in contrast.

Doctor Wang smiled when he saw this scene.

Talking about cats, Xiang Ru was obviously completely relaxed. After he realized it, he looked directly into Dr. Wang's eyes and said hesitantly: "Although it's been a while since I had those strange dreams, I started dreaming again. one person……"

This is what he came here for today.

"You said before that sometimes, some dreams are projections of some kind of subconscious mind. I want to know why I dream of such a person..."

Xiang Ru is sure that he has never seen such a person, but in his dream, he can see the other person's appearance very clearly, and even after waking up, he can still remember it clearly.

And he doesn't reject that person, whether it's the other person's coquettishness when he first dreamed of it, or the later anger, his state is very relaxed, and he doesn't have any sense of vigilance towards that person.

Even once, the other party bit him.

Thinking of this, Xiang Ru unconsciously reached out to touch his lips, and he seemed to still feel the touch and pain.

When he caught Dr. Wang's line of sight, he paused, turned his hand up to pick up the water glass, and took a sip as if to cover up.

Dr. Wang noticed this detail, and she also knew her client. Although it would be more helpful for him to be honest, if the client really didn't want to talk about it, forcing her to ask would cause a backlash.

So she pretended not to see it, and thought for a while, "Don't you think that the person you dreamed of every night is familiar?"

Xiang Ru nodded, it was because of an inexplicable sense of familiarity that he was surprised.

With his memory, if he met such a person, he would not be completely impressed.But the truth is, he doesn't remember where he's seen such a person, he just feels familiar.

"The skin is very fair, the eyes are blue, and the eyes are clear. They look very pure and innocent..." Dr. Wang guided him step by step.

The man's hand froze immediately.

"Your description of that person easily reminds me of your cat." She paused, "Now it seems that having a cat is of great help to you, and you may try to get along with small animals more... "

For various reasons, those who have a hard time trusting their companions and even their relatives, and have a strong heart, may be more able to let go of their defenses when facing small animals.

……

Until returning home, Xiang Ru kept thinking about what Dr. Wang said in his mind.

"Your description of the man easily reminds me of your cat."

"Maybe you dreamed about that person because you liked that cat so much."

"To some extent, you may simulate your cat as the person in the dream."

"click..."

The lights were turned on, and the room suddenly became brighter.

Xiang Ru took off his coat expressionlessly, put on his home shoes, and scanned the living room... Finally, he found the hairball that balled him up on the bed in his bedroom.

Mao Tuanzi was sleeping soundly after eating and drinking. When the man picked him up from the pillow, his consciousness was a little hazy, and he instinctively burrowed into the man's arms.

Such ample aura, I inhale it.

Xiang Ru looked at the soft ball of hair in his arms, reached out to touch it, and felt the fluffy feeling coming from his hand.

How could it be this cat?

He rubbed his fingers, as if he could still feel the smooth touch when holding that person's skin...

After a long time, he put the hairball into the cat litter.

What he didn't tell Dr. Wang was that in the dream, the man bit him, and when he woke up the next morning, there was indeed a tooth mark on his lip that didn't belong to him.

Maybe... it wasn't a dream.

Xiang Ru touched his lips, his eyes were deep.

The author has something to say: Please collect the pre-received article "Crossing into a Schoolgirl [Crossing the Book]" (╯3╰)

Here is the copy:

Jiang Yuan transmigrated into a school girl with the same name as him in a certain article.

Faced with a group of men and women who were jealous of him, the veins on Jiang Yuan's forehead twitched.

A group of little kids... think about love and love all day long, give me an endorsement and brush up the questions!

then……

The scumbag gnawed on the tip of the pen, hung the beam and stabbed the buttocks, desperately brushing the words to memorize

The school bully put down his stick, frowning and trying to recite "Pipa Xing"

Even those academic masters who compete with each other on weekdays have united to build a study group called "For Yuan Yuan's Smile".

After the college entrance examination... the suitors looked at their grades, ran to Jiang Yuan in joy, and saw——

The object of their pursuit is held in someone's arms, with their fingers tightly intertwined.

Suitors: Pa...the sound of heartbreak.

after a long time

Someone asked Lu Tingzhou: How did you pursue the male god school grass?

Answer: I didn't chase... Yuan Yuan had a crush on me, I just responded to him.

Someone also asked Jiang Yuan: Among so many people, why did you choose him?

Jiang Yuan was silent for a long time: ... because he is shameless.

Shou: A schoolgirl with the buff of a heartthrob and the heart of an old lady who is the teacher in charge

Gong: The narcissist who successfully embraced the school grass by relying on thick skin and brain power