Shit shovel officer come and feed me

There is only white rice, and it takes a lot of courage and perseverance to swallow it.

Xiang Ru ate so fast that she didn't even notice that she still had half a bowl of rice left.

The dishes, anyway, are gone.

Yi Shiyu went to the refrigerator and found out that there was still a small half bottle of crab paste left.The yellow-orange-orange crab sauce is poured on the rice. Once the remaining heat of the rice is heated, the sauce blends perfectly into the rice, and the taste is not bad.

She sent a message to He Shuang while eating: "Should I increase the speed of my eating?"

He didn't get an answer, guessing that the other party hadn't woken up yet, so Yi Shiyu put down his phone and continued eating.

Mao Tuanzi looked eagerly at the empty dinner plate, and looked at her curiously and longingly.

She froze for a moment, neither could she swallow a mouthful of rice, nor would she not swallow it.Fortunately, Xiang Ru's next action helped her invisibly. After feeding the cat, Xiang Ru carried the cat upstairs and brought a cat litter along with her.

I don't know why, but looking at Xiang Ru's back, Yi Shiyu has a feeling: his life of raising cats must be wonderful!

After the cat litter was settled, Xiang Ru put the milk cat in it.

Mao Tuanzi walked around the cat's litter twice, and he understood that the man didn't want him to sleep on the bed anymore, but the cat's litter was also good, the little nuannuan was very comfortable, so he wasn't picky.

His prototype was already this big, if he transformed into one day and wouldn't change back at will, he wouldn't be able to grab the bed with Xiang Ru again.

Seeing that the milk cat likes the cat litter, Xiang Ru went down with confidence and moved up all the things that were piled up in the living room.

After putting away the books, assembling the cat climbing frame, and sorting out the small toys, the room as a whole tends to be a frigid style room, which finally seems to be more popular.

Mao Tuanzi lay on the ground, staring at Xiang Ru's movements the whole time, feeling a little warm in his heart. These actions and behaviors of the man at least showed that he would take good care of himself.

The corners of his eyes were curved, as if he saw the majestic aura and countless delicacies beckoning to him.

From this point of view, it might not be a bad thing to go to the human world...

Mao Tuanzi was still thinking wildly, and felt a little itchy on the tip of his nose. When he looked up, a colorful feather dangled in front of his eyes.

He yawned, watching the feather move from left to right and from right to left on his face, and his ears moved involuntarily.

When he was in the demon world, he would occasionally go to squat some bird demons with the group of foxes.The purpose of the foxes is nothing more than two, either to steal eggs, or to pluck the hair to make clothes, his purpose is much more simple, just to get revenge on those birds who have left their mouths open and say that he can't transform...

So, will Comrade Gun Gun, who has plucked the feathers of harpies, simply be attracted by such a crude cat teaser?

He really will.

The cat teaser was shaking left and right in front of his eyes. At first, he didn't pay attention to it. Gradually, his pupils became bigger, and his eyes began to follow the feathers. Finally, he couldn't hold back the faintly itchy paw, and his body uncontrollably rushed towards the cat. Those colorful feathers.

I chase, I grab, I bite... I let you shake.

Xiang Ru casually waved the cat teaser, seeing the milk cat running around chasing after him, a slight smile appeared in his eyes.

So this afternoon, Xiang Ru held the "Guide to Raising Cats" in one hand and the cat teasing stick in the other, teasing the cat while reading the book, and the time passed like this.

Mao Tuanzi, who had been chasing Mao Tuanzi all afternoon without any demon power, lay flat on the ground, gasping for breath.

So tired!

Feeling hollowed out.

However, it's quite fun =￣ω￣=

Now he thinks that the man is pretty good, he will cook him delicious food and play with him, much better than those foxes.

Xiang's father and Xiang's mother still didn't come back, and there were still only two people and a cat for dinner. Yi Shiyu learned his lesson this time, and before Xiang Ru entered the kitchen, he told Xiang Ru that he wanted to eat noodles tonight!

Beef noodles, noodles with fried sauce, noodles with oil, noodles with scallion oil...it doesn't matter what kind of noodles, as long as it doesn't become like today's noon and can only eat white rice.

Xiang Ru: "..."

Professor Xiang, who received his cousin's grievances, knocked the cat in his hand, took down the roulette ball and some small toys, and after confirming that the cat would not run around, he went into the kitchen.

The stock in the refrigerator has long been replenished by Yi Shiyu. Thinking of the information he read this afternoon, Xiang Ru picked out some meat and vegetables from the refrigerator.

Eggs, beef, chicken, chicken drumsticks, carrots, vegetables... Mao Tuanzi, who was more interested in eating, saw this, and instinctively salivated, and followed Xiang Ru into the kitchen uncontrollably.

Yi Shiyu wanted to eat spicy beef noodles, but it was obviously too late to boil the original soup with beef bones.

Beef saozi is not difficult to make. The cuts of beef are uniform in size, and it will be more chewy with a little gluten. After repeated stir-frying with spices and seasonings, the aroma is deep, and the hairy dumplings are already greedy.

After the beef cubes are prepared, the flavor of the beef is further improved with the help of pepper and red oil.The three are mixed, crispy, red and bright, with the crispy aroma of chili peppers. Yi Shiyu, who is so spicy, couldn't help swallowing, and Mao Tuanzi's eyes became brighter and brighter.

It smells so good and I want to eat it!

There is the domineering and irritating aroma of beef stew in the front, and the shredded chicken in the back causes relatively less gluttony.

Xiang Ru was frying chicken shreds, thinking of the contents of that document, he looked at Mao Tuanzi worriedly.Mao Tuanzi didn't notice at all, he was still fighting with Yi Shiyu at this moment, trying to get past him to taste the beef...

It's okay to give me a taste first, you smell so good, let me taste it first!

Mao Tuanzi's plan was doomed to fail. Xiang Ru didn't know it before, but after reading the information given by Panda, he also understood that cats should not be fed casually.

What spicy and salty taste... Xiang Ru, who has decided to take good care of this milk cat first, is determined not to let him touch it again.

So after cooking the noodles for Yi Shiyu, he started to make cat rice according to the information given by Panda.

Yi Shiyu: "Aren't you going to eat?"

"I'll be his first." Xiang Ru said.

When Mao Tuanzi heard this, he looked hesitantly at Yi Shiyu who was covering his face tightly, and finally let her go graciously.

On the surface, he acted like I'm fine, I won't fight with you, and he didn't care about the bowl of noodles, but his inner thoughts were rich.

The man cooks for him alone!

He cut the beef!He cut the chicken!He cut chicken legs!

Meat meat, these are all meat! ! !

Selectively blind, I didn't see Xiang Ru's hairy dumpling, which cut carrots and green vegetable leaves, looked up and circled around the man's feet, watching the man cut up all the meat and put it in the into a strange container.

The mixer started to work, and after mixing all the cut meat evenly, Xiang Ru cracked an egg, added the egg yolk, mixed well, steamed it in the pot, and started to prepare his own dinner at the same time.

After 15 minutes, the cat rice was steamed, and so was Xiang Ru's noodles.

The difference in appearance between the two is not so big. The cat rice looks like cooked meat paste, with no color, no aroma, no taste... Mao Tuanzi was so desperate that he didn't even want to taste it.

In Xiang Ru's bowl, there are not only green vegetables and shredded chicken on the noodles, but also an egg lying on it, sprinkled with chopped green onions, the color, fragrance and taste are complete.

This comparison is too horrible to bear.

It can't be said that expectations were in vain. After all, the beef was cooked, the chicken was cooked, and the chicken legs were in the bowl...they were all cooked, but the finished product was completely different from Mao Tuanzi's expectations.

I just want to eat something delicious!

Mao Tuanzi's face was gloomy, lying on the ground, he didn't even look at the cat meal that Xiang Ru worked so hard for, and he didn't even jump around at the man's feet to protest, as if he was deeply shocked.

Seeing this, Xiang Ru moved the plate containing the cat food to Mao Tuanzi. Mao Tuanzi didn't even look at him, and turned around with a grunt, leaving only the man's back, and his tail flicking back and forth to vent his dissatisfaction. .

Can that kind of thing be eaten? !

Mao Tuanzi, who has a good impression of human world food and has a bit of a bad taste, is very angry. He is very dissatisfied with this behavior of directly chopping meat into minced meat and steaming it.

Not tasty at all!

He ignored Xiang Ru, making it clear that he was in a state of anger.

What should I do if the cat refuses to eat?

Professor Xiang didn't know about this question either. He felt that if he searched again, it might be nothing more than "what's the matter if you don't eat, I don't eat either", "then I'm hungry", and "just get a beating". class answer.

He finished his meal unhurriedly, then picked up the cat, and continued to slap the cat's food in front of Mao Tuanzi, who turned his face sideways.

Xiang Ru was at a loss, and it was impossible for him to push the cat's head into the bowl.

Just when he and Yi Shiyu didn't know what to do, the keyboard they bought earlier arrived.

A beautiful mechanical red switch keyboard, exactly the same as the keyboard in his study.

Yi Shiyu saw that Xiang Ru opened the courier, took out the keyboard, and put it directly in front of the cat.

Yi Shiyu:?

Mao Tuanzi:?

Then she heard the always indifferent third cousin say to the milk cat: "Still angry?"

"Don't you like stepping on it?" Xiang Ru said.

When Xiang Ru said this, Mao Tuanzi suddenly remembered the joy of stepping on the keyboard in the study before. He looked at the poor-looking Maofan with disgust, and his eyes fell on the keyboard.

Is the man apologizing to him?

Mao Tuanzi's pupils dimmed, and without hesitation, he stepped on the keyboard in a menacing manner, sweeping away thousands of troops.

I let you make minced meat for me!

I told you not to give me delicious food! !

I let you cheat my feelings so much! ! !

I step on, I step on, I step on, step on, step on, step on...

Mao Tuanzi stepped on it very vigorously, jumping around on the keyboard with his chubby body, Xiang Ru just stayed aside, with a relaxed expression, and even watched the milk cat wreak havoc on the keyboard with a bit of doting.

Yi Shiyu was already staring blankly at the side, a certain brand of mechanical red-axis keyboard, brand new just unpacked, roommate He Shuang's dream disk, now at the feet of a milk cat...

She even began to doubt my common sense, is the keyboard used like this?Use it to step on the cat?

If Mao Tuanzi could hear Yi Shiyu's inner voice, he would probably jump up angrily and tell her loudly.

——That's right, that's how the keyboard is used!

——A keyboard that cannot be stepped on is not a good keyboard!

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