Shit shovel officer come and feed me

Mao Tuanzi was going to nod at first, but the scene of the nine-tailed fox on TV flashed in his mind, so he turned around and rubbed his fluffy head against the man's hand.

Xiang Ru stretched out his finger, and lightly nodded Mao Tuanzi's head, "I raise you, but you can't defecate at will, you can't touch my things, and you can't grab the sofa and chairs at home..."

Mao Tuanzi twitched the corners of his mouth, his eyes on Xiang Ru changed from anticipation to "you tell me, I'll listen", and in the end, he looked directly at Xiang Ru like a fool.

I'm a self-cultivated demon. I've clearly never done what you listed!

Mao Tuanzi thought for three seconds, thinking whether to throw a fireball at the man or throw a few knives. After a while, he reluctantly decided: forgive this stupid man.

Who makes him more spiritual.

Xiang Ru and the milk cat made an agreement for three chapters, regardless of whether the milk cat understood or not, then found out the pajamas and went to the bathroom.

Mao Tuanzi's eyes changed instantly. He looked at the closed door of the bathroom, and after confirming that Xiang Ru would stay inside for a while, he opened the door secretly and went downstairs.

Downstairs in the living room, after Yi Shiyu and Xiang's mother had discussed Xiang Ru, they were watching TV with Xiang's mother. Mao Tuanzi glanced at the familiar Taoist priest from the corner of his eye, and went downstairs lightly.

Step by step, his paws were slowly stretched out, and he went down the stairs to look at the TV. After going downstairs in fear, he climbed up the table while neither of them were paying attention.

Today's meal was prepared a lot, but the eldest son and the second son didn't come back because of something. Although the younger son came back temporarily, there was still a lot of food left.

The most leftover is the spicy chicken dish, the color is brown red and oily, and the mellow spicy taste can be smelled from far away.

Because Xiang's mother made it too spicy, Yi Shiyu, who can eat the most spicy food, tasted a small piece and never tried it again. Xiang's mother and Xiang's father did not dare to challenge it easily. This plate of spicy chicken is cheap for him.

Mao Tuanzi squatted on the table and ate it with his head buried in it, until his eyes narrowed comfortably.

Wooooow this tastes great!It's fragrant, numbing and spicy...it's so delicious that it almost makes Mao Tuanzi, who has a monotonous diet in the demon world, cry.

He took another bite of chicken nuggets, spicy and refreshing, salty and mellow with a hint of sweetness at the entrance of the chicken, and the pupils of the hair balls were wide open, not caring about dirtying his snow-white fur, one piece after another...

A plate of spicy chicken is so bottomed out.

ah... so delicious...

After eating a plate of hair balls, he licked his mouth in satisfaction, slumped on the table and made a purring sound, while salivating and sweeping the plate on the table.

The chopped pepper fish head was gone, as were the boiled pork slices and spicy fish. Except for the spicy chicken that had already entered the stomach, the rest of the dishes were just leftovers.

He touched his stomach, thinking that no matter how bad he was in the demon world, he hadn't fallen to the point of eating other people's leftovers. Is he going to make an exception today?

The tempting aroma was lingering in the air, and Mao Tuanzi, who was still satisfied just now, swallowed, staring at the other dinner plates with a confused expression.

"Shiyu, since Xiaoru is back, how about we find a place to hang out this weekend?" Father Xiang came out of the kitchen after washing the dishes.

Mao Tuanzi twitched his ears, jumped off the table with a whoosh, and ran upstairs.

He moved so fast that the few people below didn't notice that he went downstairs, and even ate up the plate of spicy chicken on the table that was basically untouched.

Father Xiang looked at the empty plate with only a pile of red peppers left, and scratched his head in doubt. The spicy chicken was finished, did he remember wrongly?

When Xiang Ru turned off the hot water and came out in his pajamas, what he saw was a hair ball that slipped away after eating and gave him a cleansing technique—still white and fat like a hair ball.

"Meow~" Mao Tuanzi, who perfectly cleaned off the oil stains on his body, even yelled at Xiang Ru, his voice so soft that he could drip water.

Xiang Ru was brushing his hair, when he heard the meowing, he suddenly walked to the chair, looked at the milk cat squatting on it, and reached out to stroke his snow-white fur, "It's time to take a bath for you, too."

No need, I know you like to be clean, but I just used cleansing...

The objection was invalid, Xiang Ru carried the cat into the bathroom, tested the temperature of the hot water, and then put the cat in the sink.

The tall man held the shower head seriously, avoiding the cat's ears, and after wetting the cat's hair, he found that there was no shampoo for pets at home.

Xiang Ru stared at the cat calmly, washed the cat briefly with clean water, turned off the shower, and took a dry towel to wrap the cat up.

Mao Tuanzi thought that he would be able to enjoy the massage as well as the last time, but in the end, he was drenched in water all over his body, raised his paws, and swung the water from the sink towards the man's face.

"Tick...tick..." The water droplets from the man's hair hit the hard platform with a crisp sound.

Xiang Ru took the towel, wiped her wet hair until it was half dry, looked at the milk cat expressionlessly, as if talking to herself, "It's okay, I can always teach it well."

Mao Tuanzi trembled inexplicably.

Mao Tuanzi was caught by the man's eyes and stayed up all night. After the man fell asleep and began to frown again, he threw the created dream to him.

Familiar wave of demon core, familiar transformation form, Mao Tuanzi has seen his own transformation form, and now his attention is on the man.

The man was lying on the bed with his eyes closed, his brows relaxed, and his lips that were usually lightly pursed were also stretched out. The part from his Adam's apple to his collarbone was partially covered by the quilt, giving him a half-hidden beauty.

The young man half-kneeled on the bed, stretched out his hands, and touched the man's forehead all the way to the slightly protruding Adam's apple, feeling a strong emotion in his heart.

He moved his head closer and looked at Xiang Ru's face more closely.I have to admit that even in the demon world, where most of the transformation forms are handsome men and beautiful women, men's faces are still pretty.

The face is like a crown jade, the bridge of the nose is straight, neither too masculine nor too feminine.

It was the look he liked.

However, his incarnation turned into a dog's eyes. Looking at it, he would only feel cute and innocent, like a cub with a milky smell all over his body, which was far from what he imagined.

The young man sighed helplessly, looking at Xiang Ru's appearance that fit his ideal incarnation, he was a little envious and a little sour.

Why is my incarnation not like this!

He gritted his teeth resentfully, the more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and the more he thought about it, the sadder he became, and finally he couldn't help but took a bite of that pretty face that he liked but wasn't his own.

After biting, most of the anger subsided. The young man looked at the deep tooth marks on the man's lips, feeling a little guilty, and wanted to back away after rubbing them. Before he took two steps back, he found that his ankle was being held by the man. up.

The wide hand grasped the ankle, and gradually tightened it, the force had reached the point where the young man could not ignore it. When he looked back, the man's eyes were still tightly closed and he was not awake.

The young man pulled a bit of the quilt, then went to break the man's wrist, finally broke away the palm holding his foot, and quickly stuffed the corner of the quilt into it.

Shake, shake, shake whatever you want, it's best to hold it forever!

The young man rubbed his red ankle, glared at the man angrily, and quickly ran to the other side of the bed, away from Xiang Ru.

In Xiang Ru's dream, he still stayed in his room, but the place changed from the high school room to the school study.

He seemed to be lying down. He clearly knew that he was dreaming, but he still couldn't open his eyes. He only felt that someone reached out and touched his face.

He couldn't move, but he was very familiar with this person's breath, it was the blue-eyed mixed-race youth.

The other party seemed to have a special liking for his face, and his slender fingers kept lingering on his face, from forehead to chin, from Adam's apple to collarbone, and finally stopped at the collarbone for a long time.

Xiang Ru tried to open his eyes or move while guessing.The strange thing was that when he thought of the young man who was acting wildly on him, he didn't feel any disgust.

Just when his fingertips were trembling and he felt that he could move a little, the young man bent down, and his warm breath hit his face. He only felt the warmth on his lips, and the other's lips pressed against him...

The trembling fingertips froze, and the next second, there was a tingling pain on his lips, and the young man bit him.

He opened his eyes suddenly, and met the innocent face of the young man.

Xiang Ru had a feeling that it was true. As soon as he opened his eyes, the invisible oppression on his body was much smaller. He immediately grabbed the young man's hand placed by his side.

The young man was caught by him, tilted his head, and still stared at him innocently, but his figure gradually became blurred, and it would disappear soon as before.

"Don't go..." Who the hell are you?

The young man on the bed was still rubbing his ankle. Hearing the sound, he turned his head to look at the sleeping man, and found that the man was still sleeping, so he turned his head and ignored it.

Soon, it's time to change shape.

On the bed, the blue-eyed young man disappeared, and the fat milk cat appeared.

Mao Tuanzi stretched out on all fours, yawned again, ran to Xiang Ru's pillow, balled into a ball and stopped moving.

Early the next morning.

Xiang Ru stared at himself in the mirror with a gloomy expression, raised his hand to touch his lips, there was a tooth mark on it, and the mark that was clearly the front teeth was even more obvious.

He rubbed it vigorously, but the teeth marks were still there.

Xiang Ru rubbed the tooth mark with his fingertips, bit his lips with his upper teeth, his lower lip turned white slightly, and as the teeth moved away, the tooth mark there disappeared soon...

Enough for him to see the difference between the two teeth marks.

The teeth marks on his lips were not bitten by himself in his sleep.

"Why are you still wearing a mask at home?" Xiang's mother was a little surprised when she saw that Xiang Ru was wearing a mask when she went downstairs to eat.

Xiang Ru coughed, "I have a cold." After speaking, he took a cup of porridge, thought for a while, picked up two more meat buns, and went upstairs again.

"Then do you still have medicine in your room? Remember to take some." Mother Xiang urged worriedly.

Xiang Ru responded casually.

Yi Shiyu watched Xiang Ru's series of actions. When Xiang Ru pretended to cough, his eyes were a little strange, but he didn't say anything. He lowered his head and continued to reply to He Shuang.

"Ah, where are you, the kitten is so cute prprpr"

"My family, are you still awake at this time?"

"I was about to sleep! Then I saw the picture you posted, ah, I'm dead, I want to lick the cat so much!"

"But they ran away when they saw me, and finally, some of them who didn't run back fucked! No! Come!"

……

Yi Shiyu looked at the series of messages on the screen, thought about Xiang Ru's attitude, and replied: "It's okay, there will be opportunities in the future."

Cousin, you should have already decided to keep that cat.

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