Shit shovel officer come and feed me
Chapter 1 Two hair balls
The sky is getting darker, the sun is fading slowly, the twilight is heavy, the last touch of color in the sky fades away, leaving only a piece of gray blue.
There was a sound in the bushes, and a few inches of dry, hard and sticky hairs were exposed between the shaking branches and leaves. In the bushes, a mud ball trembled slightly.
Mao Tuanzi opened his eyes, and saw a piece of green, the smell of water mixed with the smell of grass infiltrated his nostrils, and the strange smell around him made the tip of his nose shrug.
There was no sound at all around, he shook the tips of his ears, subconsciously poked his paws forward, trying to see more clearly.
"Hiss~" The pain from the meat pads made his vision much clearer.Looking down, the hairy claws were covered with dry and hard lumps of muddy water, and the pink plum blossom cushion was also scratched by a small branch.
Mao Tuanzi looked at the blood-stained twigs on the ground, and gently flicked his plum blossom claws.
I'm so weak now, can a small shackle hurt me?
He looked at his paws, dazed.
A gust of wind blew, making the hairball tremble.
Mao Tuanzi turned to the direction of the wind, raised the tip of his nose, and narrowed his blue eyes.
In the southeast direction, there are fluctuations of aura.
His meager physical strength was not enough for him to hold his paws up for too long, and the inexplicably passing demon power in his body also made him a little uneasy.
He paused on the spot, then shook his legs, and tried his best to support himself to drill deep into the bush.
Mao Tuanzi panicked a lot now: No matter if it is a big demon or a small demon, in his current situation, if he meets the one who will only deliver food.
In the bushes, he lay down in a small ball, feeling like his body was like a kettle with a hole in it, the demonic power was constantly passing away, and the supplements of little spiritual energy couldn't fill it up at all.
Feeling the injuries on his body that hadn't improved at all and the demonic power that was still fading, Mao Tuan's entire face collapsed.
Where is this special meow? Absorbing spiritual energy can't even heal a wound!
The mud ball was angrily lying on the bushes, its ears were pointed up, and its pupils almost narrowed into a straight line, quietly feeling the fluctuations and changes of the aura in the air.
A few small leaves fell, and the surrounding was eerily silent.
A black figure approached gradually.
It's not a big monster, and there is no fluctuation of monster power on its body. The spiritual energy around it surges violently, but there is no bloody massacre at all, and the breath is very clean.
Looks like a good monster.Mao Tuanzi raised his paw, and hesitantly came to such a conclusion.
He curled the corner of his mouth, and moved forward little by little as soon as his eyes turned.
Finally, half of my body got out of the bushes, and my flesh pad was pressed onto the half-wet stone steps. The coolness spread all over my body, and the hairball shivered uncontrollably, it was too cold.
The man was walking towards him with two shopping bags in his hand.
Only then did Mudball completely climb out of the bushes, lowered its head, lay on the ground panting, and stared at the man.
"Meow..." He let out a weak cry, propped his paws on the ground, trying to stand up.
Paji... Limbs trembled, overwhelmed by the weight, and a small ball fell directly on the cold ground.
The fall was quite hard, and Mao Tuanzi lay on the ground in a daze, with his big eyes open, he didn't respond for a long time, as if he was stunned by the fall.
Xiang Ru walked in slowly, the dazed Mao Tuanzi seemed to have heard his footsteps, shrugged his nose, and looked at him with his eyelids stretched.
"Meow..." Mao Tuanzi raised his head, his eyes were wet, and he called softly at him.
Xiang Ru: "..."
Seeing his indifferent and indifferent expression, the dirty Mao Tuanzi tentatively put a small paw on the man's shoe and rubbed his head.
"Meow~~"
The little guy was supposed to be white, but now his body was covered in mud, and he looked very ugly, with blood on his paws...
Xiang Ru twitched his fingertips as he looked at the miserable cat.But he saw the milk cat moving towards his shoe, a ball the size of his palm quickly moved to the shoe, and then his body softened, almost collapsing into a puddle of water on his shoe.
The milk cat looked up at him, a pair of wet blue eyes, just staring at him timidly, meowing non-stop.
Looking at the soft, boneless milk cat on his shoe, Xiang Ru's forehead twitched. In his opinion, the cat's behavior was a bit... hooligan.
Obviously looking forward to praying eyes, this behavior made Xiang Ru see another meaning: I am on your feet, you can't turn a blind eye~
The hand holding the shopping bag tightened, and Xiang Ru lifted his heel slightly, and the toes touched the ground, and the liquid milk cat slowly slid down to the ground.
"Meow!" Mao Tuanzi groaned, and as soon as he stretched out his claws, he wanted to catch something to prevent himself from falling off the upper of his shoe.
But the man's movements were too fast, he didn't notice it for a while, and when he realized it, he was already lying on the ground.
The ground was cold and he didn't like it.
The man's shoes were also cold, but compared to the ground, they still had a hint of warmth.
There are very few monsters without blood on their bodies. He is sure that this monster will not hurt him, so his mind is inevitably a little loose.
I think he has lived for more than 300 years, and various principles have changed, but only three have never changed.
[-]. When fathers quarrel, they must not get involved, and run as far as they can.
[-]. When encountering an enemy, fight if you can beat it, and run away if you can't beat it.
[-]. When you meet a big monster with a good temper, make an impression first whether you are cute or miserable.
In a word, he is like this now, and when he meets a big monster with a clean breath, he must cuddle up and hug this thigh!
As long as this big monster is willing to accept him, he will act cute and pretend to be weak, and the other party will always give him a little help for any internal or external injuries.
No matter how bad it is, he can still ask why the aura here is so scarce, and why his demon power is lost... right?
Of course, the premise of all this is that the big monster is willing to take care of him.
But according to the current situation, it seems to have no effect.
Mao Tuanzi watched helplessly as the man put him on the ground, and he lifted his foot to leave without hesitation. His figure was tall and straight, his steps were vigorous, and the corner of his coat curved gracefully.
He was a little dazed, depressed inside.
Is this pretending not to see and just leave? !
Mao Tuanzi squatted up with difficulty, looked at the man's back, and cried out aggrievedly: "Meow..."
The man's feet didn't stop moving, and he continued to walk forward without turning his head.
The mud ball was stunned, and then looked at his current appearance.
——The original fluffy and soft white hair?Dirty.
——Soft pink and tender plum blossom claws?Dirty.
——Big fluffy tail?Still dirty.
The whole thing is a dirty lump of mud.
Mao Tuanzi's ears drooped, and a trace of humanized disgust flashed across his face—with his current appearance, if he wanted to show off others by rubbing against them like before, the bad-tempered big demon would have slapped him long ago up.
So should we be thankful that this big monster has a good temper?
It's not enough to be cute, but to be miserable... Judging from the man's indifferent actions, it seems that it doesn't make sense.
This big monster is really a bit difficult to deal with.
Opportunities are always up to you.Mao Tuanzi shook the tips of his ears, and he had to hug the thighs in front of his eyes before he went up the mountain of swords and down the sea of flames.
Ignoring the pain coming from his body, he tried his best to stand up and followed behind the man step by step, while making a mi-u-mi-u sound, and the sound became more and more miserable and weaker...
The man who left was disturbed by the sound, and couldn't help but turn around, just in time to see the milk cat fell to the ground again with a snap.
Seeing him turn his head back, Mao Tuanzi meowed and was still miserable, but there was a hint of joy in his blue eyes.
He was just about to stand up, but unexpectedly, he had another intimate contact with the earth.
Mao Tuanzi: "..."
Seeing the man frowned, Mao Tuanzi twitched the corner of his mouth, and finally stood up tremblingly.
It's not good to be cute, and it seems that it's not good to be miserable, but this big monster doesn't seem to be cold-hearted.
Mao Tuanzi tilted his head, thinking that he had always looked like a cub, and had an idea, "Meow [Daddy?]"
The thick tail flicked and flicked guiltily behind him, and Mao Tuanzi watched the man's reaction anxiously.
He thought, a big monster like a man who has no blood in his body, should probably... be ruthless to a "weak cub" like him, right?
Thinking of this, Mao Tuanzi felt much more at ease. He cautiously walked towards the man, calling out, "Meow meow...【Daddy, don't leave me...】"
The man looked at the milk cat staggering towards him, but he didn't leave after all, but his brows frowned even tighter.
Seeing this, Mao Tuanzi didn't try to show misery. He meowed non-stop, mouthing each other, and his blue pupils were full of trust in the man.
It was as if he regarded the man as his father.
then……
slap!
After a familiar sound, Mao Tuanzi, who fell to the ground again, looked up at the man, and quietly covered his face with his paws.
It's really not that he's pretending, it's just...just his current situation, even if he doesn't want to be miserable, he's still too weak.
Fearing that the monster would be disgusted, Mao Tuanzi had no choice but to endure the pain, pretending that nothing happened, stood up quickly, and continued walking towards the man.
Xiang Ru watched as he swayed left and right, and a kitten who was about to fall down at any time slowly walked in front of him, lay down on his shoe, and rubbed against his trousers.
"Dirty." The man frowned, looked at the upper of his shoe and spit out such a word, his tone was as cold as a lump of ice in his mouth.
The hairy ball that was still rubbing vigorously on the shoes froze, looked up, and met the expressionless face of the man.
He looked at the color of his fur now, then lowered his head as if nothing had happened, and continued to rub against the man's trouser legs.The voice was the cub's milky voice, joyful and excited, "Meow meow..." The paw was clenched two points.
Hold back!
Since he looked like a cub and regarded this big monster as his daddy, he couldn't show his flaws. Mao Tuanzi gritted his teeth and rubbed against the man's feet more vigorously.
Strange, why does it feel colder?
The hairy ball flinched, and just as it shrunk into a ball and leaned against the man's calf, it felt a tightness in the back of its neck.
Seeing the wet ground getting farther and farther away from him, Mao Tuanzi froze for a moment before realizing that he was picked up by a man.
He blinked, stared at the man, wagged his tail in the air, and tried his best to scream with his happiest voice.
meow meow ouch~~
With a cold face, the man looked at the milk cat in his hand, put the dirty hair ball on his arm lying across his chest, and then pushed it towards the crook of his arm.
After confirming that the milk cat would not fall off, he frowned, and took all the shopping bags from the other hand in an awkward posture.
On the wet corridor, the tall man walked towards his residence in a somewhat comical posture, holding two big shopping bags in one hand and bending to protect something on his chest with the other.
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There was a sound in the bushes, and a few inches of dry, hard and sticky hairs were exposed between the shaking branches and leaves. In the bushes, a mud ball trembled slightly.
Mao Tuanzi opened his eyes, and saw a piece of green, the smell of water mixed with the smell of grass infiltrated his nostrils, and the strange smell around him made the tip of his nose shrug.
There was no sound at all around, he shook the tips of his ears, subconsciously poked his paws forward, trying to see more clearly.
"Hiss~" The pain from the meat pads made his vision much clearer.Looking down, the hairy claws were covered with dry and hard lumps of muddy water, and the pink plum blossom cushion was also scratched by a small branch.
Mao Tuanzi looked at the blood-stained twigs on the ground, and gently flicked his plum blossom claws.
I'm so weak now, can a small shackle hurt me?
He looked at his paws, dazed.
A gust of wind blew, making the hairball tremble.
Mao Tuanzi turned to the direction of the wind, raised the tip of his nose, and narrowed his blue eyes.
In the southeast direction, there are fluctuations of aura.
His meager physical strength was not enough for him to hold his paws up for too long, and the inexplicably passing demon power in his body also made him a little uneasy.
He paused on the spot, then shook his legs, and tried his best to support himself to drill deep into the bush.
Mao Tuanzi panicked a lot now: No matter if it is a big demon or a small demon, in his current situation, if he meets the one who will only deliver food.
In the bushes, he lay down in a small ball, feeling like his body was like a kettle with a hole in it, the demonic power was constantly passing away, and the supplements of little spiritual energy couldn't fill it up at all.
Feeling the injuries on his body that hadn't improved at all and the demonic power that was still fading, Mao Tuan's entire face collapsed.
Where is this special meow? Absorbing spiritual energy can't even heal a wound!
The mud ball was angrily lying on the bushes, its ears were pointed up, and its pupils almost narrowed into a straight line, quietly feeling the fluctuations and changes of the aura in the air.
A few small leaves fell, and the surrounding was eerily silent.
A black figure approached gradually.
It's not a big monster, and there is no fluctuation of monster power on its body. The spiritual energy around it surges violently, but there is no bloody massacre at all, and the breath is very clean.
Looks like a good monster.Mao Tuanzi raised his paw, and hesitantly came to such a conclusion.
He curled the corner of his mouth, and moved forward little by little as soon as his eyes turned.
Finally, half of my body got out of the bushes, and my flesh pad was pressed onto the half-wet stone steps. The coolness spread all over my body, and the hairball shivered uncontrollably, it was too cold.
The man was walking towards him with two shopping bags in his hand.
Only then did Mudball completely climb out of the bushes, lowered its head, lay on the ground panting, and stared at the man.
"Meow..." He let out a weak cry, propped his paws on the ground, trying to stand up.
Paji... Limbs trembled, overwhelmed by the weight, and a small ball fell directly on the cold ground.
The fall was quite hard, and Mao Tuanzi lay on the ground in a daze, with his big eyes open, he didn't respond for a long time, as if he was stunned by the fall.
Xiang Ru walked in slowly, the dazed Mao Tuanzi seemed to have heard his footsteps, shrugged his nose, and looked at him with his eyelids stretched.
"Meow..." Mao Tuanzi raised his head, his eyes were wet, and he called softly at him.
Xiang Ru: "..."
Seeing his indifferent and indifferent expression, the dirty Mao Tuanzi tentatively put a small paw on the man's shoe and rubbed his head.
"Meow~~"
The little guy was supposed to be white, but now his body was covered in mud, and he looked very ugly, with blood on his paws...
Xiang Ru twitched his fingertips as he looked at the miserable cat.But he saw the milk cat moving towards his shoe, a ball the size of his palm quickly moved to the shoe, and then his body softened, almost collapsing into a puddle of water on his shoe.
The milk cat looked up at him, a pair of wet blue eyes, just staring at him timidly, meowing non-stop.
Looking at the soft, boneless milk cat on his shoe, Xiang Ru's forehead twitched. In his opinion, the cat's behavior was a bit... hooligan.
Obviously looking forward to praying eyes, this behavior made Xiang Ru see another meaning: I am on your feet, you can't turn a blind eye~
The hand holding the shopping bag tightened, and Xiang Ru lifted his heel slightly, and the toes touched the ground, and the liquid milk cat slowly slid down to the ground.
"Meow!" Mao Tuanzi groaned, and as soon as he stretched out his claws, he wanted to catch something to prevent himself from falling off the upper of his shoe.
But the man's movements were too fast, he didn't notice it for a while, and when he realized it, he was already lying on the ground.
The ground was cold and he didn't like it.
The man's shoes were also cold, but compared to the ground, they still had a hint of warmth.
There are very few monsters without blood on their bodies. He is sure that this monster will not hurt him, so his mind is inevitably a little loose.
I think he has lived for more than 300 years, and various principles have changed, but only three have never changed.
[-]. When fathers quarrel, they must not get involved, and run as far as they can.
[-]. When encountering an enemy, fight if you can beat it, and run away if you can't beat it.
[-]. When you meet a big monster with a good temper, make an impression first whether you are cute or miserable.
In a word, he is like this now, and when he meets a big monster with a clean breath, he must cuddle up and hug this thigh!
As long as this big monster is willing to accept him, he will act cute and pretend to be weak, and the other party will always give him a little help for any internal or external injuries.
No matter how bad it is, he can still ask why the aura here is so scarce, and why his demon power is lost... right?
Of course, the premise of all this is that the big monster is willing to take care of him.
But according to the current situation, it seems to have no effect.
Mao Tuanzi watched helplessly as the man put him on the ground, and he lifted his foot to leave without hesitation. His figure was tall and straight, his steps were vigorous, and the corner of his coat curved gracefully.
He was a little dazed, depressed inside.
Is this pretending not to see and just leave? !
Mao Tuanzi squatted up with difficulty, looked at the man's back, and cried out aggrievedly: "Meow..."
The man's feet didn't stop moving, and he continued to walk forward without turning his head.
The mud ball was stunned, and then looked at his current appearance.
——The original fluffy and soft white hair?Dirty.
——Soft pink and tender plum blossom claws?Dirty.
——Big fluffy tail?Still dirty.
The whole thing is a dirty lump of mud.
Mao Tuanzi's ears drooped, and a trace of humanized disgust flashed across his face—with his current appearance, if he wanted to show off others by rubbing against them like before, the bad-tempered big demon would have slapped him long ago up.
So should we be thankful that this big monster has a good temper?
It's not enough to be cute, but to be miserable... Judging from the man's indifferent actions, it seems that it doesn't make sense.
This big monster is really a bit difficult to deal with.
Opportunities are always up to you.Mao Tuanzi shook the tips of his ears, and he had to hug the thighs in front of his eyes before he went up the mountain of swords and down the sea of flames.
Ignoring the pain coming from his body, he tried his best to stand up and followed behind the man step by step, while making a mi-u-mi-u sound, and the sound became more and more miserable and weaker...
The man who left was disturbed by the sound, and couldn't help but turn around, just in time to see the milk cat fell to the ground again with a snap.
Seeing him turn his head back, Mao Tuanzi meowed and was still miserable, but there was a hint of joy in his blue eyes.
He was just about to stand up, but unexpectedly, he had another intimate contact with the earth.
Mao Tuanzi: "..."
Seeing the man frowned, Mao Tuanzi twitched the corner of his mouth, and finally stood up tremblingly.
It's not good to be cute, and it seems that it's not good to be miserable, but this big monster doesn't seem to be cold-hearted.
Mao Tuanzi tilted his head, thinking that he had always looked like a cub, and had an idea, "Meow [Daddy?]"
The thick tail flicked and flicked guiltily behind him, and Mao Tuanzi watched the man's reaction anxiously.
He thought, a big monster like a man who has no blood in his body, should probably... be ruthless to a "weak cub" like him, right?
Thinking of this, Mao Tuanzi felt much more at ease. He cautiously walked towards the man, calling out, "Meow meow...【Daddy, don't leave me...】"
The man looked at the milk cat staggering towards him, but he didn't leave after all, but his brows frowned even tighter.
Seeing this, Mao Tuanzi didn't try to show misery. He meowed non-stop, mouthing each other, and his blue pupils were full of trust in the man.
It was as if he regarded the man as his father.
then……
slap!
After a familiar sound, Mao Tuanzi, who fell to the ground again, looked up at the man, and quietly covered his face with his paws.
It's really not that he's pretending, it's just...just his current situation, even if he doesn't want to be miserable, he's still too weak.
Fearing that the monster would be disgusted, Mao Tuanzi had no choice but to endure the pain, pretending that nothing happened, stood up quickly, and continued walking towards the man.
Xiang Ru watched as he swayed left and right, and a kitten who was about to fall down at any time slowly walked in front of him, lay down on his shoe, and rubbed against his trousers.
"Dirty." The man frowned, looked at the upper of his shoe and spit out such a word, his tone was as cold as a lump of ice in his mouth.
The hairy ball that was still rubbing vigorously on the shoes froze, looked up, and met the expressionless face of the man.
He looked at the color of his fur now, then lowered his head as if nothing had happened, and continued to rub against the man's trouser legs.The voice was the cub's milky voice, joyful and excited, "Meow meow..." The paw was clenched two points.
Hold back!
Since he looked like a cub and regarded this big monster as his daddy, he couldn't show his flaws. Mao Tuanzi gritted his teeth and rubbed against the man's feet more vigorously.
Strange, why does it feel colder?
The hairy ball flinched, and just as it shrunk into a ball and leaned against the man's calf, it felt a tightness in the back of its neck.
Seeing the wet ground getting farther and farther away from him, Mao Tuanzi froze for a moment before realizing that he was picked up by a man.
He blinked, stared at the man, wagged his tail in the air, and tried his best to scream with his happiest voice.
meow meow ouch~~
With a cold face, the man looked at the milk cat in his hand, put the dirty hair ball on his arm lying across his chest, and then pushed it towards the crook of his arm.
After confirming that the milk cat would not fall off, he frowned, and took all the shopping bags from the other hand in an awkward posture.
On the wet corridor, the tall man walked towards his residence in a somewhat comical posture, holding two big shopping bags in one hand and bending to protect something on his chest with the other.
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