The sturdy brother dressed as an interstellar female

Xue Ming walked quickly to the porthole and looked out. Three round heads appeared from behind the glass window, bowing to him with arched paws, trying to push the bunch of bananas into his hand.

It's a pity that they are too small, and their bodies are not as big as a banana, so they died after pushing them a few times.

Xue Ming reached out to take the banana, turned around and packed some pine nuts for the little ones, and stroked the big fluffy tail: "Thank you, let's go back."

The little squirrel seemed to understand what he said, happily hugged his fingers and pecked at him, jumped and disappeared into the forest.

So Xue Ming and Zuo Yue each ate an extra banana for breakfast as an after-dinner fruit.

Going to the beach today, Zuo Yue drove out the aircraft for sightseeing, and took Xue Ming to take off along the route he set up last night. With the elevation of the angle of view, the whole picture of the vast and boundless forest gradually appeared at his feet.

It turns out that this continent is not all forests, there is a large desert area in the middle, surrounded by a shallow circle of lush green, which should be the reason why it is close to the sea and is blown by humid sea wind all year round.

Xue Ming and the others stopped at the junction of the forest and the sea, and they could easily see the blue ocean.

Emperor Star has no sea, and of course there are no glaciers. Even the sun is man-made, and the Zerg are always in a modified environment, so they almost forget that the sunlight in nature is very fierce. Xue Ming and Zuo Yue When I found it, my body was already red, swollen and hot.

Under the shade of the trees by the sea, Xue Ming's upper body was bare, revealing his lean and strong back. The line of his neck was tanned red. Zuo Yue was spraying him with a soothing agent.

"Don't move." Restraining the hand he wanted to scratch, Zuo Yue put away the spray, waiting for the medicine to take effect.

The burning and itchy skin was gradually replaced by a cool feeling. Xue Ming bowed his head resentfully, accepting the verbal education from Xiongfu. Zuo Yue himself forgot...

Of course, it was impossible for him to say this, Zuo Yue carefully sprayed the spray and sat him under the tree to rest, but Xue Ming's eyes fell on the fish not far away.

"My fish—" It was the sea fish he had just forked, and he wanted to eat this tonight.

Zuo Yue tapped his forehead helplessly: "I'll do it."

I saw him skillfully using his mental tentacles to cut down some tree branches and broad-leaved plants at the edge of the forest, and then he took out tools from the aircraft and rattled for a while, and quickly built a small pergola covered with green leaves. There is a small coffee table that comes with it, and the heat-relieving tea that is boiling in the teapot starts to bubble up in less than 10 minutes.

The fish that Xue Ming was thinking about was also moved outside the awning. Zuo Yue rolled up his sleeves, showing half of his delicate white arm, and was dissecting the fish strictly according to the information provided by Xiao O.

Zuoyue's elegant temperament seems to come out from his bones. Even if he is doing the most daily and fireworks work, he is still pleasing to the eye. He looks serious. After several comparisons, the speed of cutting fish can be seen with the naked eye. He is already a skilled worker up.

Seeing Xue Ming yawned, his eyes gradually closed, and he leaned against the tree and squinted.

His consciousness fell into sleep. He dreamed that when he was still an egg, he was stolen from his home by a trafficker and sold on the black market with many eggs for [-] star coins.

He seemed to have been transported for a long distance, and finally was sent to a place similar to a laboratory together with those eggs. Many instruments were connected to their shells, and white coats surrounded him for repeated experiments and research, injecting some unknown liquid from time to time, During the process, many eggs turned into dead eggs, which were thrown into the trash by scientists regretfully.

The cub Xue Ming huddled in the eggshell hugged his body repeatedly to resist the pain and stimulation brought by the experiment. His consciousness was in a state of chaos. Sometimes he felt that he was a formless bird flying in endless space; He would also feel that he was a huge whale, shuttling in the quiet and dark water, and the dark clouds above his head weighed heavily on him, causing him to shrink his fins and become a motionless fish.

Until one day, there was a noisy sound from the outside world, and he vaguely heard that the Zerg marshal broke through here. One of the scientists screamed strangely and rushed over to turn on some equipment, and then the world spun, and he was thrown into the turbulent flow of time and space.

With a sound of "crash", the snow-white mushroom cap trembled, Xue Ming woke up from the dream, and found that he had turned into... a mushroom.

He was randomly thrown into the pile of mushrooms, and the sound just now was the sound of a large number of mushrooms being dumped.

Xue Ming subconsciously wanted to touch his face, but when the silk thread stretched out, he only touched the slippery mushroom cap. He poked the neighbors again, and found that they were real mushrooms, piled on top of each other. Xue Ming at that time was not from the perspective of mushrooms, he would think they were very suitable for soup.

How did he come here?

Zuo Yue has already found out that he is missing, will he come to him in a hurry?

The surroundings seemed to be very noisy, with footsteps walking back and forth, and Xue Ming stretched out a few white threads from the handle of the umbrella, trying to poke his head out of the pile of mushrooms to see what was going on.

Because of the heavy mushroom cap, the mushroom moved very slowly. After it finally climbed over a mushroom mountain and climbed to the top of the mountain, before it could see the situation clearly, it was dark in front of it, as if it was covered by some huge shadow , and then a bucket of cold water was poured down.

Xue Ming was rolled a few times, fell back into the pile of mushrooms, and was stunned for a while.

The cold water was poured down one after another, and soon the mushrooms floated up, like small and exquisite umbrellas, circling in white and fat, Xue Ming was so dizzy, he stretched out his white silk to grab something, and then fixed it live by yourself.

The touch from the white silk is very strange, icy and cool, with a fragrance, Xue Ming turned his head and looked, isn't it the broad-leaved plant here?

It looked out again, where there is no pile of mushrooms here, it is clearly a large pot made of several broad leaves, a fire has been set up underneath, the orangutans outside are going to stew him into mushroom soup!

Look at those hungry eyes!

Xue Ming shuddered, as if the fire had burned directly on his buttocks, its white filaments exploded suddenly, regardless of whether the mushroom cap was heavy or not, dragged it jumped up from the leaf pot, and landed safely on the ground Hurricane after.

In the eyes of the gorilla, it was a mushroom that suddenly jumped out of the pot, dragging its hyphae and preparing to escape.

Of course you can't let the food get away.

So the gorilla who was squatting on the ground raised his finger and pressed it, and easily pressed down Xue Ming who was in the mushroom state. He raised his two rough fingers and raised it in front of him, as if he was curious why this mushroom had legs.

Xue Ming withdrew the white silk "suddenly", pretending that he was just an ordinary, quiet and well-behaved mushroom.

After all, there were more than a dozen orangutans staring at him at this time. By visual inspection, all of them were two or three meters tall, with thick backs and shiny black or reddish brown hair. They were not easy to mess with.

The gorilla pinching him didn't seem to notice anything unusual, then he opened his mouth wide and sent the mushroom-shaped Xue Ming into his mouth.

With a "bang", the part below the cap of the mushroom in his hand exploded a ball of white filaments, desperately pushing against the orangutan's big mouth with fangs.

Don't eat me, I'm not a real mushroom.

The more anxious Xue Ming became, the more he could not return to his human form. There seemed to be something more inside his body, all the energy needed for the mimicry was absorbed by it, and he could only explode a ball of white silk with all his strength, resisting the big mouth that was getting closer and closer in vain. .

Suddenly, the chimpanzee stopped. It didn't seem to be frightened by the white silk on its face. Instead, it opened its mouth wide and showed a nasty smile.

Xue Ming suspects that its IQ has far exceeded the interstellar criteria for judging intelligent creatures.

It no longer put the mushroom Xue Ming into its mouth, but dialed it, and found that the mushroom really couldn't speak, and wrinkled its face in distress, as if thinking about how to deal with it better.

throw me throw me throw me...

Xue Ming said silently in his heart, he was going to find Zuo Yue, and his fish didn't know how it was, whether it was cooked or not.

After watching for a while, the gorilla finally lost interest and raised his hand to throw it away. At this moment, there was a creaking sound, and two paws quickly snatched the mushroom from the gorilla's hand. It was one of the little squirrels I saw that day.

It is covered with brown fur all over, has a reddish-brown fluffy big tail, and its two claws are small and small, which seems a little hard to hold.

If it weren't for the light weight of the mushroom, I'm afraid it would have even planted the rat mushroom on the ground now.

The gorilla held it up with a finger.

Only then did the little squirrel stagger and stand firm, communicating in the language of animals.

It can be seen that the relationship between them is very good. After a while, the gorilla put the squirrel and the mushroom on the ground with his palm, and let it play.

In this way, Xue Ming was carried back to the little squirrel's nest, in the hole of a big tree, and put together with a pile of nuts as a food reserve.

Tired of carrying the mushrooms back to the nest, the little squirrel lay on its back in the hole, with a piece of plain and elegant cloth under its body.

The more Xue Ming looked at it, the more familiar it became. Could it be the cloth he used to hold the pine nuts when he made the bag for the squirrel that day?

He stretched out the white silk angrily, and poked the squirrel's soft belly.

Get up, I gave you pine nuts yesterday.

The squirrel pushed away the white silk impatiently, smacked its mouth, and seemed to be thinking about something delicious in its sleep.

Xue Ming: "..."

As a mushroom, it can only physically move the cap. There are too many nuts stored in the nest, and even the hole is full. I don’t know how the squirrel squeezed in and found a place to sleep soundly. .

Baisi crawled over the squirrel's body, rubbing against the squirrel's body. It scratched its ears and finally woke up.

Xue Ming was overjoyed, and quickly straightened the mushroom cap, stretched out the silk thread and pointed out of the hole.

I want to go back.

The squirrel tilted its head in bewilderment, with doubts in its small eyes.

Xue Ming had an idea, and Bai Si drew an interstellar general distress signal on the ground, then pulled out the bib underneath, grabbed a handful of pine nuts, packed them and tied them on the squirrel's back, perfectly recreating the scene of that day.

Since the gorillas here are so smart, the squirrels shouldn't be too bad, Xue Ming thought.

Then he knew he was dead wrong.

Because the squirrel carried him back to the original place with two paws, and in order to prevent the food reserves from escaping, it was very clever to block his way with a bib.

The author has something to say: Zuo Yue, who is learning how to dissect fish: where is my wife?

Author: Your wife turned into a mushroom and was stolen by a squirrel!

ps: Ah Ming is pregnant with eggs, and the energy was absorbed by the eggs