The sturdy brother dressed as an interstellar female

It took a long time to send three words slowly: "I don't hate it."

Then he added: "Are you dissatisfied with my function? Shape, size or durability?"

It seemed like a serious discussion.

Males seem to be particularly concerned about that ability, even Zuoyue is not immune.

Xue Ming's face was very hot, and he hastily denied: "No."

The message interface was shaking, it was Zuo Yuefa who had a voice call, Xue Ming's brain exploded with a "boom", and he almost refused the sudden shock.

Noah has already looked over in surprise.

"Cough." Xue Ming cleared his throat and regained his stability in an instant: "It's my male husband."

The latter immediately withdrew his gaze, jumped three feet away, and used his actions to show that he no longer had any unreasonable thoughts about the left general.

Xue Ming didn't have the habit of discussing such private matters before anyone, so he hung up the communication after hesitating for a few seconds, and sent a message in seconds: "I'll be home soon."

There was silence for a while, and replied: "Okay, we will talk about it when you get home."

Noah's eyes widened again.

He... he he he he actually hung up his husband's communication?It's still the general on the left!

What kind of fairy love is this? It is said that only those who are pampered know their arrogance. If the fans of Xingwang know that Xue Ming is so pampered in front of General Zuo, they will probably go crazy.

There couldn't be a better male than Admiral Left.

As the aircraft landed, Noah thought pessimistically about his uncertain marriage.

Zuo Yue had less work today, so he came back earlier than Xue Ming. When he heard the sound of the aircraft landing, he was studying how to cook a bowl of egg fried rice in the kitchen.

The courses at the military academy were intense and tiring, and Xue Ming had to take care of the family's food and daily life when he returned home, which made him feel very sorry.

So when Noah got off the cabin door, he happened to see Zuo Yue open the floor-to-ceiling windows of the living room, and Xue Ming was walking there quickly.

And they are always as indifferent as a snow lotus in Tianshan Mountains. Mr. General is wearing an apron that has not been taken off, his facial features are stretched, and his expression is so soft that it is unreasonable.

Xue Ming walked up to him in a few steps and knelt down, looked at him and said a few words, Zuo Yue touched the side of his neck, raised his jaw and turned his face towards the direction of the aircraft.

Noah tensed all over and almost stood at attention to salute.

Years of admiration for male insects have been carved into his bones. Even he himself did not expect that his first reaction when he saw a real insect was not to pounce on it, but to respect spontaneously.

This kind of respect drove him to freeze at the door of the flight cabin, not even daring to look up at Mr. General.

Three meters, two meters, one meter... Xue Ming has already pushed Zuo Yue to the front of him.

"Thank you for sending Xue Ming back."

Admiral Left spoke with a polite and soft tone, and Noah felt like he was blown up into a ball of fireworks.

"It should be." With his feet together, the sound was so loud that a few birds flying on the lawn to find grass seeds to eat flapped their wings and flew away.

Zuo Yue was also frightened, thinking that this child was a little startled, but it didn't quite resemble Xue Ming's personality.

Before the two of them could speak, Noah had already sensed his gaffe, but the presence of Zuo Yue really put him under pressure, so he could only bite the bullet and start the topic: "Well, where is the red Yin fruit, I should go back time to eat."

fart!He hadn't had dinner at home for a long time, so he just wanted to escape from the Admiral's Mansion as soon as possible.

Seeing that it was getting late, Xue Ming called Xiao O over to unload the goods together without delay, and quickly moved his share down.

"There are so many more, why keep them." Noah rolled up his sleeves and moved down the red Yinguo that Xue Ming left on the aircraft. At the beginning, he didn't take Xue Ming's "half" to heart.

So many red fruits are really exciting, but Noah feels that he deserves it.

Xue Ming pressed his hand: "Take it back, for Hong Yinguo's sake, your father won't beat you up."

Noah just pissed off Ivan today, and this time is enough for his cautious male father to hear the letter.

Noah let go of his hand for moving things down, and suddenly his nose felt sour. He quickly lowered his head, and it took a long time before he said in a low voice, "I'm sorry."

He never mentioned his situation in the family, but Xue Ming could sense that not everyone has this care.

Nuo E suddenly felt that he was extremely despicable for asking Xue Ming if Zuo Yue had a female servant that day, in an attempt to get rid of the fate of the family marriage.

A strong sense of shame swept him like a flood, and it was the first time that Noah's eyes were not wet from being hit.

"Let's go back." Xue Ming closed the hatch for him, looked at the young female who was almost out of control, and said in a flat tone.

Noah let out a "huh" and never raised his lowered head.

The aircraft gradually disappeared from sight, Xue Ming stood there for a while, then turned and walked home.

Xiao O had packed up Hong Yin Guo and followed him step by step.

"As the smart housekeeper at home, I have to remind you that the upper left general is now in the kitchen researching how to fry a delicious egg fried rice." Xiao O said.

Xue Ming nodded, he had noticed the apron Zuo Yue was wearing before.

"Ah!" Xiao O suddenly exclaimed, stopped in his tracks, and a series of wordless emoticons quickly flashed across the electronic screen on his chest.

Xue Ming paused for opening the french window, and looked back at him puzzled.

"Just now, the upper left general burned out the third pot." Little O said.

As soon as the voice came out of the kitchen, there was a crackling sound, Xue Ming quickened his pace, walked through the living room and went straight to the kitchen.

The moment he saw the scene, he almost couldn't help laughing.

Zuo Yue was sitting in a wheelchair by the stove, holding half of a dish in his hand, and the other half was broken under his feet. Black oily smoke rose from the frying pan on the stove, an obviously burnt The smell filled the entire kitchen, and behind him against the wall, there were two scorched pots with the same scorched rice in them.

Xue Ming opened the windows and the indoor ventilation system, and the burnt smell slowly dissipated, and he rolled up his sleeves to clean up the rice grains and oil stains that were splashed all over the floor.

The breath of the female worm filled the small space. You could tell that Xue Ming was busy at the moment without looking at it. Zuo Yue suddenly sighed and threw half of the broken plate in his hand into the trash recycling bin.

It turns out that cooking doesn't have to be easy.

Xue Ming was quick with his hands and feet, and he cleaned it up in a short while. He cooked a beautiful fried rice with eggs and served it with pickles that he had pickled.

Zuo Yue put down his chopsticks after taking a sip, feeling even more frustrated in his heart.

Xue Ming is so good, and he is a good player in home battles. After time, he might look down on him after his eyes widen.

General Zuo, who has always been confident and calm, always in front of the enemy and never changes color, finally has a little anxiety because his female husband is too good.

==

Yisenlier followed Ivan down from the aircraft, and the destination was an abandoned wasteland, with a sharp-edged building standing abruptly in the center, and the crazily growing vines covered the iron fence outside, covering the building for a few days. Very mysterious.

"Brother, aren't we going home?" Yisenlier asked tremblingly, an ominous premonition enveloped him.

With a "click", Ivan opened the old-fashioned old lock with the key, pushed open the rusty gate, and smiled back: "I have a friend who wants to meet you."

No matter how you look at this place, it doesn't look like it will live with insects.

Yisenlier swallowed, and finally couldn't resist the fear of Ivan in his heart, and followed him in.

Since returning from the last battle with Zuoyue, Ivan's temperament has changed drastically, and he has taken control of the actual power of the family at an extremely fast speed. Even the male father obeyed his words. The reason disappears.

That's why Yisenlier was so scared and told him to do whatever he wanted.

The interior of the building is relatively new. When you walk into it, you will find a large open space. The high dome is engraved with patterns that he does not recognize. What is even more strange is that there are no decorations in the space, but many special metals stacked on top of each other. There are at least hundreds of densely packed round cans.

Look at how it looks like an urn.

Yi Senlier's back was hairy, he stepped back quietly, and said with a forced smile: "Cousin, I suddenly feel uncomfortable in my stomach, go to the toilet first and see your friend again."

Before he finished speaking, he had already rushed out the door impatiently, this place was too scary.

A cool laugh suddenly came from behind, unhurriedly: "What are you running, my friend can't wait to see you."

After speaking, there was only a soft sound, and Ivan opened one of the round jars.

Yi Senlier, who had no time to look back, only felt a sharp pain in the back of his head, and then fell to the ground, unconscious.

what is eating my brain

The last moment of unconsciousness, he thought.

The author has something to say: Zuo Yue: I often feel anxious because my female husband is too good.