Shut Up, You Fake Fan!

Dai Xiaojing: It's all fucking money from me, what a fart you are asking.

Hua Lin: Let me save you money.

Dai Xiaojing: Back off, keep it, the wind direction will change every now and then, and be on call at any time.

Hua Lin: No, can you use the money from the navy to bribe the judges of the film festival?It would be a pity that Satellite couldn't get the best actor because of this matter, you don't feel bad if it's not your own son.

Dai Xiaojing: Get out!If you don't understand, don't talk too much. If you can buy it, Lu Bei will buy it earlier.

Dai Xiaojing: [Withdraw previous article]

Dai Xiaojing: Fuck, being seen by Lu Bei [embarrassed] is all your fault.

Hua Lin: ...Why are you two always together?

Dai Xiaojing: Hey, guess what?

Dai Xiaojing: [Withdraw previous article]

Dai Xiaojing: Damn it, he saw it again. He wanted me to say it was a coincidence and you were thinking too much, but I can't say that he asked me to say that.

Dai Xiaojing: [Withdraw previous article]

Dai Xiaojing: I won’t tell you anymore, fuck, you’re trying to frame me on purpose!

Hua Lin: Dai Xiaojing, I think your mental illness will never be cured in this lifetime.

Ye Jiuyue soon found out about this, and hurried back after school, only to see Shen Zhixing staring at the phone screen in a daze.

In fact, the two of them had planned this matter 800 years ago. Ye Jiuyue knew that Shen Zhixing really didn't miss the showbiz in the entertainment industry and the aura of his current top-notch movie star, so now...

Ye Jiuyue sat next to him, looking at his mobile phone.

Sure enough, it was Shen Weixing's fans.

Shen Weixing asked himself that he didn't owe anyone else or feel guilty, but he always blamed himself a little bit for his fans.

Now that the relationship was exposed, he didn't care about it purely from Buddhism. He contacted Sister Wang and Xiao Tang immediately to arrange a public relations solution.

After finishing all that, Shen Weixing hesitated and nervously clicked into the fan group, and was stunned for a moment.

【@沉解行 Don’t come out now, don’t come out, don’t come out, black is waiting for you to come out】

(This sentence has been repeatedly swiped by many people)

【@All members don’t pickle any other stars when they’re black! 】

(This sentence has also been swiped repeatedly)

[@沉解行 Don't talk in the group, don't reply to any private chats, there are undercover agents!Whatever you say will be hacked, look at the picture and talk! 】

(This sentence is also repeated on the screen)

[There is no right or wrong orientation, fans and non-fans are also free, everyone respects each other, don't speak ill, thank you. 】

……

Some fans are really unacceptable, and they expressed in the group that they want to get rid of the fan, but both parties are very polite and respect each other, and those who lose the fan will automatically leave the group.Of course, there were also those who jumped out and yelled, and were immediately cleared out of the group.

Most of the satellites have stayed, and if they have been supporting, even if a large part of them are actually unacceptable to this relationship.

Shen Weixing entered "sorry" in the dialog box, deleted it, and changed it to "thank you", but he didn't send it out for a long time.

"They told you not to talk in the group, you listen to them." Ye Jiuyue reminded him.

Shen Weixing said jokingly: "A group of girls in their teens and twenties used to love being my mother and my sister, and I often teased them about this. The homework is not enough for them, so I worry about it all day long." He laughed I choked up a little while laughing.

Ye Jiuyue patted him on the back lightly.

After a long time, Shen Weixing still entered in the dialog box: Go and write your homework, don't get involved, I will deal with it myself.

Ye Jiuyue hesitated to speak: "You..."

"You don't know, the water is very deep. When a child is excited, he is easy to be taken advantage of by those who want to fish in troubled waters. At least he will be scolded, and the scolding is dirty." Shen Weixing explained, "I have made arrangements here, there is no need Let them suffer here for no reason—”

Shen Weixing's voice paused.

Shen said:? ?

Shen Weixing: "Damn it, have you silenced me?"

Ye Jiuyue finished speaking slowly: "I just wanted to remind you that the reply button is grayed out."

"..."

"They know you very well." Ye Jiuyue patted him on the back again, and explained gently, "But they firmly want you to shut up."

"..."

Fake fans, they are all fake fans!

Counting this time, Shen Weixing, who has been banned 10086 times in his core fan group, is about to die of anger.

Shen Weixing was speechless on the phone for a while, regained his mood, and was about to contact Sister Wang to confirm whether the public relations arrangements were going well, Sister Wang went to him first: Refresh Weibo and look down.

Shen Zhixing opened Weibo in a hurry, refreshed and pulled down a few posts, then he was stunned.

Then V: So what?

[Then hug the assistant Xiaochan who almost fell down.jpg]

This pose is very similar to the exposed photo of Shen Weixing and Ye Jiuyue, or in other words, it is the photo of the cosplayer.

There has been an explosion in the comments, with doubts mixed with anger and scolding.

【So what?I disagree! 】

[@千里共香娟? ?Give me an explanation?Are you an assistant? 】

[Then do you still need an assistant? 】

[Don’t get excited, go and see @露北V@高洁V@钟仪V]

Shen said that the line continued to pull down.

Lu Bei V: So what?

[Lu Bei is hugging Dai Xiaojing who looks like he almost fell.jpg]

【Fuck!I don't fucking know which candy I should eat?Is this road sugar or Beidaihe? 】

[I eat the big triangle, no matter what I win. 】

[It's okay, what a fart, Shen Weixing ran away with others. 】

[So Lu Beibei, your formation is wrong. You are in a trance, and you are hugging Xiaojing, which does not mean that your relationship is normal. 233333333]

Gao Jie V: So what?

[Gao Jie hugged Zheng Chuchu who almost fell down.jpg]

[Fuck, Century Copper Mine]

【you two? ?How could it be? ? 】

【I was stunned】

【It was agreed that we will never see each other again in this life? 】

【Big orange is set】

[No, I just saw that the rumors of the two of them having an affair with Shen Zhixing must be true, but they can actually hug each other for Shen Weixing? !I do not believe!I can't even believe the hate! 】

[Upstairs, do you think that two ex-girlfriends can abandon their previous suspicions for an ex-boyfriend who came out?Shen said that the practice is poisonous]

[Shen Weixing's Jack Su character set is still standing today]

【Shen said, is Xing straight or curved?This reminds me of that logic game: A, B, C, and D have truth and lies, shit, nightmare. 】

Zhong Yi V: So what?

[Actor Zhou hugging Zhong Yi who almost fell down.jpg]

【Your boyfriend is so generous:)】

[Is it mentally retarded that this can be black?Obviously, the meaning of these people queuing up to issue photos is that this posture does not mean that the two are ambiguous! (Except for Lu Bei, he may have been away from the mortal world for too long and did not understand the rules)]

[This hot search can also be rubbed, I am convinced, he is worthy of being the queen of (crazy) popularity]

Thin as V: So what?

[Actor Zhou hugs Bo Ru who looks like he almost fell.jpg]

[hhhhhhhh Best Actor Zhou is so busy! 】

【why is it you again! @actor Zhou Tian]

[Because the three of them are filming with the same crew at this time, look at the background 2333]

Actor Zhou Tian V: So what?

[Actor Zhou hugged the director who almost fell.jpg]

[Why are you the one hugging someone hhhhhhhh]

[Zhou Tian: I am A! 】

【Why are you suddenly so happy and in a trance】

[Slightly sweet, I eat it!Brother Zhou has always taken care of the satellites!Thank you Brother Zhou!Senior! 】

[23333 The director is stunned! 】

[Leave Director Qu alone, he's getting old hhhh come at me! 】

Lao Tzu is Lu Xinnan V: So what?

[Lu Xinnan embraces a body-length pillow.jpg]

[I'm sorry because I'm working overtime, so my husband changed to a pillow without me to cuddle]

[Brother Southwest, are you working hard on the remake of the new copy of the new sect that was agreed? (I’m Lu Xinnan’s reply: Who told you? The game will be remade only two years after it came out, and you’ll give me funds? No money)]

[Spicy chicken game cheated me of money and ruined my youth, Lu Xinnan died]

[Let me introduce, Lu Beinan is Lu Bei's younger brother, Ye Jiuyue's good friend, and I'm his buddy in junior high school (I'm Lu Xinnan's reply: Get out, you're not anymore!)]

[omg hello, uncle!I am your sister-in-law! 】

[Sister-in-law Legion came here for a visit]

Feng Dan V: So what?

[Feng Dan hugging a middle-aged man who almost fell down.jpg]

[Wow... it's... a... trough...]

[Feng Dan, I know who it is, who is this man? 】

[Let me introduce to you, Feng Dan, the second daughter of the gambling king, the head of xx real estate group, the vice president of xx group, a large national supermarket chain, with countless assets under his name. ten.This uncle, if I'm not mistaken, is called Zuo Yong, the founder of light luxury brands xx, xx and xx. He is the few fast-moving clothing brands and perfume counters that you can find in any shopping mall. He has introduced a bunch of foreign brands. There are a lot of big agents of designer independent brands, and you can check it online, too lazy to carry]

[So what's the relationship between them and Shen Weixing? ?So rich and still so popular? 】

[Many years ago, it was rumored that Shen Zhixing was taken care of by Feng Dan, and there were photos of their private meeting. Later, Feng Dan said that she was a friend of Shen Zhixing's sister, but no one believed it except Shen Zhixing's fans. 】

【Fuck, I still remember that gossip.At that time, gossip also introduced Feng Dan and her husband, who is the president of the supermarket group, very handsome!However, the husband and wife have been separated for many years, and it is said that the CEO has no real power. After marriage, the property is controlled by his wife, so Shen Weixing wanted to take advantage of the situation and marry Feng Danfei.As for the president himself... half a monk... (literally half a monk, don't ask me what's going on, I don't know! Maybe he is rich and handsome, his wife is beautiful, capable, and his children are smart and cute, so he has no challenge for this There is no nostalgia in life, it’s a pain in the ass to be idle) Later, the CEO deliberately returned to the secular world to explain that he and his wife were indeed friends of Shen Weixing’s sister and helped her take care of her younger brother. 】

[Then here comes the question, how did Shen Weixing and his sister, who were poor and white, know this couple who were born with a golden spoon in their mouths? 】

[It is said that I met him as a cashier in the president's supermarket]

[...?That's okay too? !My cousin is also working as a cashier in the supermarket, can sister Feng Dan take care of me? ! 】

Xia asked: So what?

[Miss Xia, you forgot to post the photo. 】

[Where's your photo of Mr. Xia in a trance? ! 】

【It's not funny, but when I think of Mr. Xia's abstinent face, it's extra funny. What's the matter?It's shameful to be cute, Mr. Xia! 】

[Probably out of anger, after all, Ye Jiuyue is his own son]

[So do you know that your own son was fucked by Shen Zhi who kept saying he wanted to repay you?What do you think?I really want to know]

[I advise the upstairs to be an individual]

[It's not me who fucked his son, am I the one who doesn't behave? (Xia Wenzhi’s reply: It’s the parents’ fault if the child doesn’t teach)]

[? ?What's the meaning?Is it his own fault or is he scolding Shen Weixing's parents? 】

[Professor Xia is scolding the person above for not having a tutor.Don’t ask me how I translated it (Xia Wenzhi gave you a like)]

【...The person who can translate this meaning is also a talent】

【Ah, no, I was a student of Professor Xia before, so I understand his brain circuit of cursing people ==】

[Fuck, brother, you really are a talent, in every sense!Are you dating? 】

……

The "format" of this blog started with the leading traffic of major celebrities in the entertainment industry, and even some seemingly unrelated bigwigs and upstarts in the fields of business and gaming participated in it, and gradually spread, some with This irrelevant starlets below the third tier also participated in games like games in order to gain popularity, and fans quickly started playing. Within a few hours, #So味# has become the number one hot search, overwhelming Shen The topic of saying what to do is like a carnival for the whole people.

Shen Weixing: "..."

Ye Jiuyue: "..."

After a while, Ye Jiuyue said calmly, "You are very popular."

Shen Weixing covered his face and didn't speak for a long while.

As if discussing other people's affairs, Ye Jiuyue asked, "Then are we still coming out?"

"It's a ghost," Shen Weixing said, covering his face, "The cabinet doors are blocked by them."

So, Shen Weixing and Ye Jiuyue, who had just pushed the Jio out of the cabinet door, were stuffed back into the cabinet alive, locked with a big lock, and threw the key somewhere no one knew.

Later, the other party successively released other sneak photos of Shen Weixing and Ye Jiuyue meeting in private, trying to bring back this unbridled thought. However, the two people in these photos did not have any clear intimate behavior in public Even if he wanted to find an ambiguous look, he couldn't find it, because Shen Weixing was always wearing sunglasses!And Ye Jiuyue!he!The expression on each photo is like a ghost!The eyes are not focused at all!I don't know what I'm looking at, it's not Shen Weixing or the road, but the sky!

However, in fact, to put it bluntly, even passers-by are almost enlightened.

Although there is no intimacy in these photos, it is really unreasonable to say that Shen Weixing, a popular star, spends almost all his rest time with Ye Jiuyue for friendship or other reasons, and this is the other party The reason for full confidence.

It's just that no one can imagine that the final direction is really "self-deception".

Whether it is fans or most passers-by, in the end, they chose to "deceive themselves" and forcibly blocked the "cabinet door" spontaneously and tacitly.

Coupled with the public relations guidance of Shen Weixing's team and the help of various people, in the end, this matter ended so miraculously.

Shen Weixing's fans have been washed away, after all, everyone knows a certain truth, and there are indeed many people who cannot accept it.

The contract renewal of endorsement and advertising has also been affected a lot, but these are all within Shen Zhixing's original prediction and plan, so it's okay.

However, there are also blacks who use this "handle" to fan the flames relentlessly, claiming that they will boycott everything that Shen Zhixing will participate in in the future, and claiming that their parents, uncles, uncles, aunts and aunts are the relevant leaders of relevant departments, and that Shen Zhixing will participate in it. All the works I acted in will not be judged, and so on.

At this time, the official Weibo of Satellite Studio released an update, saying that Shen Zhixing had finished all the work at hand seriously. After careful and long-term thinking, he decided to bid farewell to the entertainment industry for the time being and go abroad to resume his studies. Life and career are recharging, and the date of return cannot be determined, but thanks to all fans and friends for their company and support, as well as all partners and staff, etc.

All of a sudden, there was an uproar again, the platform collapsed again, fans and passers-by were arguing, some swore that this was evidence that Shen Weixing had been banned, and some tried their best to persuade Shen Weixing to stay, and started to investigate Shen Weixing's application for the school and went crazy Discuss whether you can be airborne to be a classmate, some are blessed, and some are abused.

Shen said that line V:

[Publish video]

The video was shot by Shen Zhixing himself. The background is an indoor white wall that can be seen everywhere. He is wearing a basic sweater and jeans, and his hairstyle is not specially done. It is refreshing.

As soon as the video opened, there was Shen Zhixing's magnified face. He seemed to be fiddling with his mobile phone. He sat at a suitable distance from the camera and smiled at the camera.

"Hi everyone, I'm Shen Weixing."

"In fact, this is something that has been considered a long time ago, not a recent decision."

"Everyone knows that I didn't study any books before. At first, I didn't have the conditions. Later, I was busy with work. I thought I didn't have time, and then I didn't seem to affect my daily life. I procrastinated until now. Then I thought, No, I don't have such a fashionable problem as procrastination."

Shen Weixing joked about himself, he looked like an immature young man who just came out of society.

"In recent years, I have filmed a lot of good scripts and worked with many experienced and talented seniors. I am very honored and fortunate, but the more I film, the more I feel that I am not enough inside, and I feel more and more that I need to recharge. Before It took a year to film Director Lu and acting director’s film, which was actually a very rare opportunity for introspection, and we talked a lot during the free time, and finally I made up my mind.”

……

Shen Weixing opened the photo album on his lap and showed it to the camera: "This is a gift from a friend who is a movie fan. It is very thoughtful. It is a lot of stills from my debut to the present and other things that are very important to me. They are very memorable photos, so thoughtful, thank her in advance, haha."

"Wait, no, why do you suddenly feel like I'm never coming back?"

He joked about himself again, casually as if chatting with a friend sitting across from him, "No, no, don't get me wrong, I just saw it when I was packing my luggage at home, and I just picked it up to review it. Not anymore Not coming back either."

"But no matter where I am or what I am doing, I will continue to study hard, do things well, and live a good life, so you should do the same, continue to study hard, work hard, and live well."

……

Shen Zhixing's studio has not been disbanded. Over the years, under the care of Sister Wang and Xiao Tang, who has been upgraded to an agent, his studio has also signed some potential actors like Lu Bei's studio, and gradually entered the The virtuous circle operates like a small brokerage company.

Now that he's retired to study for a while, he won't abandon the running of the studio entirely, while everyone else has to keep working.

After Shen Zhixing took care of domestic affairs, he couldn't wait to book a ticket to reunite with Ye Jiuyue and start his own study.

It's just that on the day of departure, there was a sudden heavy rain.

Shen Weixing sat in the lounge and waited patiently for the storm to pass.

Not far away, the passengers who were also waiting were wearing earphones and watching the awards ceremony of the Jinshan Film Festival not long ago, which happened to be the scene of the new actor Shen Weixing receiving the award.

"According to the usual practice, I would like to thank many people in many different fields." Shen Weixing held the trophy and said with a smile, "Although it is my first time to win the award, I am very familiar with the process and the thank you speech. After all, I read it every year. Others take it."

Everyone laughed.

"However, in fact, I only have to thank one group, which is my relatives." He paused, and then said, "Whether it is fans, partners, seniors, or all friends, to me, they are all my friends. I have always felt very lucky, as if I have met all the good people in this world, and everyone is very patient, kind, and caring to me. For example, the acting director, before walking on the red carpet, he suddenly had to talk to me I changed my tie, saying that his tie called me more, I was very moved, and then I rejected him. After all, some love is too real, I am afraid I still can’t bear it.”

The audience burst into laughter again, and the camera showed Dai Xiaojing's extravagant tie in close-up.

This is also a stalk. Every time Dai Xiaojing attends the award ceremony, his clothing taste is very "unique". It belongs to fashion that others cannot understand and do not want to understand at all.

Dai Xiaojing grimaced at the camera.

"To be honest, I was very surprised to win the award this time, because Director Lu told me that when he first entered the industry, he boasted that he would win the best director if he won the best actor. I will not talk about the result after so many years."

The colleagues in the audience laughed so much that they slapped their thighs, while Dai Xiaojing laughed and slapped Lu Bei's thigh wildly.

"The reason why I say this is because Director Lu threatened me for three whole days, saying that I had announced in advance that I would go to study, so don't think about this award, and it might cause him not to get the best director. I I'm not convinced anymore, how many times he has won the best director, and he still cares about this with me?"

The close-up of the camera is on Lu Bei who is next to Dai Xiaojing.

Lu Bei took off Dai Xiaojing's exaggerated hat with a cold face and threw it on the stage.

Dai Xiaojing laughed wildly while getting up to pick up the hat, and when he got back he slapped Lu Bei on the head.

"Okay, I've joked too much, it's overtime." Shen Weixing kissed the trophy with a smile, and said seriously, "Thank you for all the good people and good things I have met in the past ten years, I am not the most talented in this circle I am not the most diligent person, not the hardest working person, but I am lucky to meet many very talented, hardworking, and hardworking people, and they have influenced me and taught me how to To be a qualified actor. This is a new starting point, and I will continue to work hard in the future. Thank you, thank you to the organizing committee, thank you to all my friends, seniors, teachers, thank you to the satellite group, thank you to my sister, Thank you to those who love me, I love you, I love you."

There was a well-intentioned booing sound mixed with applause from the audience.

……

The storm passed, and Shen Zhixing suddenly heard children cheering around him. He looked along and saw a very clear rainbow bridge across the clear blue sky outside through the French windows of the airport.

He remembered that many, many years ago, when he and his sister were still in their hometown, they had to be driven to the mountains to pick firewood and wild vegetables every day, and they were often beaten and scolded if they couldn't satisfy the adults.

One time the weather was bad, but they were driven into the mountain. It didn't take long for them to encounter heavy rain. The mountain was a bit landslide, and they couldn't go down the mountain at all. They could only hide in the cave and wait anxiously for the fate to be pronounced.

Finally made it through.

It was at that time that my sister made a decision to take him away from such a life.

When they went down the mountain, there was a rainbow hanging in the sky.

She took his hand and said, look, there is a rainbow after the storm, sister didn't lie to you, did she?

She said that life is like this, and my sister will not lie to you.

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Felt the satellite could go on a talk show (x)

It's over!Every time I write the main text, I want to write a lot of emotions when I finish, I really want to analyze myself (what is wrong with me), but every time I finish writing, I only condense thousands of words into one sentence: Mom, Dad, brothers and sisters, come and see me I wrote another article very seriously! (Actually, I didn’t dare to show them ==)

In short, thank you in advance for favorites, comments, recommendations, encouragements, subscriptions, thunderstorms, irrigation of nutrient solutions, etc.! ＞＜

As always, there are still a lot of things that need to be improved, but as always, I secretly hope that I can still improve a little hhhh, I really want to say too much, but I don’t know what to say all of a sudden, so I will show you a getaway (?)

Ps: Fanwai, let me think about what to write_(:з」∠)_I don’t know what to write for a while_(:з」∠)_

PPS: Every time I get too excited, I need time to re-store funny energy, so the next funny article will have to wait until next year.

Next, I want to send out the "Caged Bird and Central Air Conditioning" in the advance collection.This article is about the background of e-sports, it’s very bloody, it’s not funny and it’s abusive, so those who prefer to read funny articles, beware of mistaking it!But those who can accept it can walk by and add a favorite＞＜

"The Last Prince" is fun, you can take it in advance, but it won't be opened for the time being, because there are no drafts saved, it is booming in a trance.

Or just bookmark the author's column, okay? You can see it when you open a new article in the future＞＜

PPPs: Well, at this second, I really want to act and run away, and use "I want to think silently about the extra episode" as an excuse (x)