Shut Up, You Fake Fan!

"The moon." Lu Southwest said sadly, "My moon."

His moon looked at him silently.

Lu Xinnan sighed, and grabbed Ye Jiuyue's hand: "I am familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics, but I have never heard of the moon with a knife on the word 'color'."

"..."

Ye Jiuyue pulled her hand back.

Lu Xinnan hesitated to speak, and kept sighing.

Time will go back to a quarter of an hour ago.

Is such that.

Ye Jiuyue promised to be Lu Bei's temporary assistant during the winter vacation.

The gentle Shen Zhixing turned his face into a housekeeper after a successful marriage proposal.

The housekeeper is the husband of the housekeeper who insists on sending people to the employer's house.

This employer looked familiar. It was Lu Xinnan who opened the door.

It was eight o'clock in the morning.

Lu Xinnan, who had just woken up, was innocent and innocent: "Huh? You two just happened to meet? What a coincidence? Come in. Brother Weixing, you look for——Damn! Slot!"

Lu Southwest officially woke up from the end of the dream, and shouted upstairs with a hostile attitude: "Lu! Dong! North! Shen! Wei! Xing! Find! You!"

Shen said that it was too late to stop, too late to explain, so he could only do it.

Come and say hello.

Lu Xinan coldly and noblely put Ye Jiuyue and Shen Weixing into the house, managed to stabilize his mind, brought out two cups of hot tea from the kitchen, and saw Lu Bei and Dai Xiaojing, who were wearing pajamas and slippers, coming out of the upstairs bedroom .

Lu Southwest almost rushed up and splashed two cups of hot tea on Lu Dongbei's face!

What's the use of keeping this face? !

At that moment the situation was out of control.

The main reason was that Lu Southwest was out of control.

He stared round at Dai Xiaojing, then at Shen Weixing, and finally at Lu Dongbei.

To be honest, it wasn't fair to pour all over Lu Bei's face, but the two cups of hot tea in his hand were not evenly divided on who should be splashed.

In ancient times, two peaches killed three scholars, and today there are two teas that kill the southwest.

The Southwest Super League is in a dilemma.

Shen Weixing greeted Lu Bei and asked Dai Xiaojing, "Why are you here?"

Why is Dai Xiaojing here?

Dai Xiaojing was stimulated by Shen Zhixing's 360-degree post-marriage show in the cooking group (already arranged for the two cubs to book a place at Boss E's school), so instead of going to a psychiatrist, he came to stalk Lu Bei all night long and begged for a hug ——Hua Lin was on a business trip, Wen Dong left the order in minutes, and then disappeared.

Lu Bei was forced to stay at his dormitory, and by the way hold candles to talk at night.

Lu Xinnan had been playing games in his room last night, so naturally he didn't know.

After losing a friend, Shen Zhixing saw Dai Xiaojing's eyes and knew that there was no need to hide the matter between him and Ye Jiuyue from Lu Bei, so he was generous, holding Ye Jiuyue's heavy backpack, and asked, "Where does he sleep?" ? I'll just put it in."

In front of Lu Bei and Dai Xiaojing, Ye Jiuyue was still quite reserved and nervous, and looked at Shen Zhixing twice.

"It's okay, my own." Shen Weixing smiled at him comfortingly.

Lu Bei is also his own?

Surprised, if it wasn't for the occasion, Jiuyue really wanted to ask if Lu Southwest was the only one in the world who didn't know about it?Is Shen Weixing such a big mouth?

Whether Shen Weixing speaks loudly or not is a matter of opinion.

But in Shen Weixing's private universe, Lu Xinnan may indeed be the only one who doesn't know about it.

Of course, this is the end of the matter, and in the next second, Lu Southwest will know.

Lu Southwest was not purely stupid, he frowned, and gradually realized, "What the hell?"

Lu Bei reluctantly and dotingly crushed a walnut for his younger brother to eat, but was cut off by Dai Xiaojing.

Lu Southwest was unwilling to accept this reality.

But his objections were useless.

Stop doing such meaningless things.

But he couldn't help but sigh at Yue Chang.

The pair of gay friends went upstairs to extract a confession, Lu Bei gestured to Shen Zhixing: "Sit."

Shen Weixing was not stupid, so he sat on the sofa and asked directly, "What's going on?"

"I need a temporary assistant, and Southwest recommended Jiuyue." Lu Bei said lightly.

Shen Zhixing was not familiar with him, so it was inconvenient for him to ask, but he just glanced at Dai Xiaojing.

Dai Xiaojing laughed and said, "I don't know anything."

In the beginning, Lu Bei asked Ye Jiuyue to be his assistant to help Xiaojing win over Shen Weixing. Unexpectedly, the plan couldn't keep up with the changes. Shen Weixing, who was originally obsessed, suddenly threw out his intentions. Now his agent is tugging on terms with Dai's Entertainment.

Dai Xiaojing burst into tears.

But Lu Bei wanted to save face, so he didn't lose face and fired Ye Jiuyue, who was no longer important.

While talking, Ye Jiuyue had already put away her luggage, calmed down her friends, and started working. She went downstairs and asked Lu Bei, "Brother Xie gave me breakfast arrangements, do you want to do it now?"

Lu Bei nodded and pointed, "The kitchen is over there."

Dai Xiaojing felt distressed first, and accused Lu Bei: "Just eat some oatmeal, and soak yourself in boiled water."

Lu Bei looked at him like he was insane.

Shen Weixing smiled and said, "It's all right, social practice."

It is completely impossible to see that he was the one who yelled in the car two hours ago, "Being an assistant is so tiring. Now that you have me, you don't have to work so hard. I heard Xiao Tang say that Lu Bei is a good thing" is him!

At this point, Shen Zhixing closed his eyes, thinking that it was impossible for Lu Bei to sell Ye Jiuyue anyway, so he just didn't bother to talk about it, and changed the topic for a few pleasantries.

Dai Xiaojing suddenly asked: "Hey, Weixing, where did you spend the Chinese New Year this year? Is it your Teacher Xia's house?"

Xia what teacher's home!Forget it!

Shen Weixing's head hurts when he hears the word "Xia".

In the past, on New Year's Eve, Shen said that if he didn't have a job, he would go to Xia's house for a meal. After all, there was no other place to go. It would be too miserable to live alone, and all the bad friends have their own families.

This year is different.

"If you don't have a job, it's like September." Shen Weixing said.

Dai Xiaojing smiled and said, "I have a job to see if you can take it."

Shen Weixing raised his eyebrows and asked, "What?"

"The promotion of "Zhao Xijing" is in full swing. Here, the satellite TV station invited Lu Bei and Bo Ru to perform in the New Year's Eve Gala. It would be best for you to perform together." Dai Xiaojing said, "The station will definitely be happy to add you, there is a gimmick. "

"Photos of Xijing" is the movie in which Shen Zhixing turned into a male second, and Bo Ru is the heroine of the movie.

Shen said that seeing that it was in line with the promotion of the movie, he nodded: "Okay."

After talking about official affairs, talk about private affairs.

"I haven't had any gatherings this year, so I took this opportunity to come back and let Wendong arrange a private gathering someday." Dai Xiaojing, who loves to be lively, arranged for it, "You bring September over here .”

"I'll ask him later."

Shen Weixing didn't agree on the spot.Although he really wanted to bring Ye Jiuyue to his relatives and friends to recognize him, he still respected Ye Jiuyue's personal opinion.

Dai Xiaojing made a sound of "噫", and when he saw Shen Zhixing looking down at his phone, he turned to Lu Bei and asked very hypocritically, "Come together?"

"You guys are meeting in private, what is my identity?" Lu Bei saw through his politeness at a glance.

Dai Xiaojing gestured to touch his thigh: "Family."

Lu Bei was used to his playing tricks, so he ignored him, but he heard the sound of "Fuck" from above his head, looked up, and saw the back of Lu Xinnan turning around and slamming the door to go back to the room.

"..." Lu Beiqian angered Dai Xiaojing, and said coldly, "Stay away from me."

"I have something to do, let's get together later." Shen Weixing replied on WeChat, "Go to the kitchen and talk."

Lu Bei nodded, still with the same cold face all the year round: "Then don't keep you, it's up to you."

Ye Jiuyue started quickly and was chopping onions in the kitchen.

The Lu family's parents are on a business trip, and the nanny asks for leave. When Lu Bei returns home, he becomes casual and makes oatmeal for breakfast. However, when Lu Southan returns home, he changes from casual to luxurious. He has to cook noodles, fried eggs and vegetables. By the way, Dai Xiaojing portion.

Shen Zhixing stood at the door of the kitchen and looked at it for three seconds, feeling uncomfortable all over: "I'll do it."

"Why do you want to do it? This is my social practice." Ye Jiuyue refused.

"I don't want you to do anything." Shen Zhi walked over, hugged Ye Jiuyue from behind and talked about his evil plan, "I want to abolish your provision."

Ye Jiuyue dragged her tail to get eggs from the refrigerator.

Shen said that he kissed him on the cheek: "I'm snickering again."

"Don't do that in someone else's house."

"Nobody's watching—"

Lu Southwest: "Damn!"

Shen Weixing and Ye Jiuyue turned their heads and saw Lu Xinnan turning around and slamming the door to leave the kitchen.

Ok.

Shen Weixing restrained himself a bit, and said, "Senior helped me introduce the director, and I was in a hurry. It won't be convenient for me to come and find you later, so I will contact you on my mobile phone."

"it is good."

"Don't be too pushy, for example, you can let Lu Xinnan develop self-care ability for things like cooking." Shen Weixing said nonsense, breaking his serious and down-to-earth personality, "You have to know how to be lazy when doing things in society. , don't be too honest."

"Don't instill wrong values ​​in me." Ye Jiuyue protested, and said, "I've practiced well, so I can make it for you."

Shen Zhixing wants to take out his mobile phone and write the [-]-character "Remember a Little Thing: Ye Jiuyue Works Hard to Cook for Me" in the group!

Shen Weixing didn't talk nonsense, and left Lu's house after saying hello to meet Bo Ru.

Bo Ru made his debut at the age of three, and is 21 this year. He is considered a senior in the industry, but his background is also embarrassing.

She was treated as a cash cow by her parents when she was young, and she strictly restricted her diet when she was growing up. She also put on mature clothes to accompany dinners everywhere, and beat and scolded her frequently when she turned around.Later, Bo Ru fought a lawsuit against himself, who was regarded as "shocking" in China at the time, asking for a change of custody. After more than a year, he finally broke away from his wonderful parents. However, he once suffered from depression and overeating, and only regained his strength in the past two years.

If she develops normally, Lu Bei's coffee position cannot match her now, but the entertainment industry is sailing against the current.

Also because of these, she is as thin as her name, and her appearance is so weak that it gives people the illusion that she will disappear in minutes (it is impossible to distinguish pink and black fan comments), but her personality is sharp and decadent.

Bo Ru's black history is well known on the Internet, and she has no burden of being a girl. She sat with the director in the lobby of an old shop and smoked.

Shen Zhixing hurried over: "Director Chen, sister Ru, I'm sorry."

In terms of age, Shen said that her behavior is better than Bo Ru's, but Bo Ru's words and deeds are extremely social, so everyone in the circle calls her sister, including some experienced directors and producers.

"It's okay, I just told you temporarily." Bo Ru patted the chair next to him to signal him to sit down, and teased, "What are we, we can only see Director Chen's schedule."

"Just this once, I can be nagged by you for the rest of my life!" Director Chen was helpless and funny.

"Where do you dare? I rely on Director Chen to support you." Bo Ru bit his cigarette, lifted the pot with one hand and poured tea for Shen Weixing, "Do you mean you don't smoke?"

"Except for filming, I don't smoke much." Shen Weixing said, "I'll do it myself."

"Don't be polite to me." Bo Ru handed a cigarette to Director Chen, and said, "Director Chen is busy, don't talk nonsense, let's talk about business first, and buy the bill."

"I'll go, Sister Ru, you—" Director Chen pointed at her, then turned to Shen Weixing, his expression was a little distant, with a tentative playfulness, "Sister Ru rarely treats people like this, and she snubbed her." Bar?"

In his early years, Director Chen made many well-received and well-received movies, but he was a little frivolous in relying on his qualifications to Shen Zhixing, a "junior" in the TV circle.

"That's right, Director Chen thinks highly of me, but the problem is that Sister Ru doesn't think highly of me." Shen Weixing babbled by talking nonsense.

Bo Ru kicked Director Chen under the table.

"Hey! Just kidding, this hot pot!" Director Chen shouted.

Shen said that Xing knew it in his heart - probably he had slept.

Even if Director Chen has a wife and son.

It's too hard to say clearly in this circle, the basic point of selling affectionate character design is really just selling character design, the difference is only how long it can be sold without collapsing in front of the public.

This kind of thing has been seen a lot, but it is actually hard to care about it anymore, after all, no one cares about Shen Weixing.

Twelve words: pretend to be dumb, pretend to be dumb, and stick to yourself.

"Xiao Shen, sister Ru really thinks highly of you. I also searched your previous works. I wanted to find a time to formally meet—but I'm not being rude today. I don't want you to get up early."

Shen Weixing said in a joking tone neither humble nor overbearing: "Director Chen and Sister Ru give me a chance, and I will get up as soon as I jump."

Director Chen waved his hand and asked directly, "Are you confident to take the lead?"

Shen Zhixing was taken aback.

"Male number one, do you have confidence?" Director Chen asked.

Shen Weixing: "..."